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Hey, everybody. Today's Valentine's Day.
And you know what that means!
Yup: tons of really crappy candy.
To celebrate,
We're gonna give you the crappiest pickup lines we've ever heard.
Hey, Cameron! What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard?
You look like a French fry... I like French fries.
Cody, what's the worst pickup line you've ever heard?
So, uh... do you work at ***'s?
Hey, baby. If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.
If you were a clock... you would always be one o'clock... because you're number one!
Do you have a sunburn?
Or are you always this hot?
Ash, are you a baker?
'Cus your buns are hot.
Seth, are you a baker?
'Cus your buns are-
Because you're ugly.
Hi, Hayden.
Can you give me directions?
To where, Hayden?
To your heart.
No.
Is this Little Caesars? 'Cus you're hot, and I'm ready!
...So you're a girl, right?
Are we in Nagasaki? 'Cus you're the bomb.
Did it hurt... when you fell from heaven?
...my wife just died.
I suffer from amnesia.
Do I come here often...?
On a scale of 1 to America,
How free are you tonight?
*Germany!*
Shut up, Davis.
Are you from Africa? 'Cus Djibouti is driving me crazy.
Hey, girl.
I was looking in the Book of Numbers... and I can't seem to find yours. ;)
Hey, girl. You must have mass...
'Cus you really matter.
Do you wanna make out?