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The 5:30pm game has just finished.
Cronulla spanked St George at Shark Park.
Paul Gallen scored over 100 points. What a machine.
Now Brisbane have just kicked off against the Dogs here in Belmore.
I really need a big score from Corey Parker tonight.
Mein Führer...
Corey...
Corey Parker got injured in the warm-up.
He pulled his hammy.
Who here knew about this? I want to have a little chat.
Why didn't any of you tell me! I can't believe you didn't tell me!
You all knew he was my captain!
And I needed a win to stay in the top 8!
How did you all know he wasn't playing?
Were you all sneaking out getting updates on your i-phones?
He was under an injury cloud all week.
You were getting live updates. -Führer it was listed in the late mail.
Then why did Hook even name him on the team sheet?
He's as bad as Brian Smith!
Now I will never win my head-to-head.
I am going to plummet down the overall rankings.
I can kiss goodbye to winning the car.
I could have picked up so many chicks in that FJ Cruiser.
I worked so hard.
I have more secret spreadsheets than all of you put together.
It was origin-proofed and bye-proofed like no other.
The Lone Scout was ringing ME up for advice.
Everything was going so well.
Then these muppets introduce a rolling lock-out and it gets even harder.
I can't relax after 7.35pm on Friday.
I have to be on my game all weekend. Starting on Thursday!
And I slip up once and it costs me everything.
It's ok. I had Corey Parker as well.
I had all the best cash-cows from the very start.
Reynolds, Hurrell, Moga. Even that Ranga from Parra.
It's over.
I'll just play it out and start planning for next season.
I really shouldn't have put so much faith in CP13...
...and his amazing God-like dreamteam scoring ability.
Have they invented a cricket dreamteam yet?