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Zac: I only rinsed them out, I didn't clean them
Joe: I know who cares?
Ben: Zac.
Ben: I've kissed you on the lips!
Zac: WHEN?
Ben: I'm just kidding
Ben: Don't edit that in
Joe: Don't you remember our affair?!?
Zac: *Beating his meat*
Joe: Stop!
Ben: It's not funny >:(
*Laughter*
Joe: SHHHHH
Joe: You *** fart and it goes
CSSSSSSHHHHHHHH
Zac: It goes pshow!
Joe: Do you want to do that?
Zac: I ca- I don't have a fart!
Ben: You always have one saved up, Zac. Let's be honest.
Zac: Hold it over here and i'll...
...fart it out.
Joe: Yeah do it Zac.
Zac: I don't have to fart!
Joe: Liar
*Extreme Fart is Released
Joe: Stop man spreading.
Joe: Stop man spreading!!
I'M COMFORTABLE
*Sigh*
What up crafters?
Welcome to
Mountain Dew
***, what's it called?
Dew Review!
Welcome back to Dew Review
Stupid idiot
Today we're going to be reviewing
The Mountain Dew White Out
It's not that paint stuff you put on paper is it?
Wohahow
What a joke!
Alright
So
SHHHHHHHHHH
It's asmr
Quiet down
You're gonna fart.
I don't have ta fart!
Zac, you always have to fart, come on
Kachow
oooo
That splat all the way over there dude.
That looks like: Some delicious dew
Ben, you actually got your glass because ah-
-yours was still still wet and I dried the other ones off.
wow
Joe: It's either- Ben: what a world we live in!
Either Zac and I are gay or....
Just pour it!
It doesn't have to be exactly even.
***
You gotta get the aroma x2
You gotta be a wine taster.
Yeah! Swig it around right?
Is that what your parents dew?
It's a fine wine Zac!
It even says: smooth citrus flavor!
Zac: Yeah- it's smooth, it's a citrus- Joe: It smells like, it smells like wait. It smells like.
It smells like Code Red.
No no. it doesn't
It smells like White-Out IDIOT
Cheers?
KATINK
ok
SLURRRRRRRRP
Why do you *** do that?
It's evolutionary!
Zac needs to make sure he gets every drop
THE CLATTEFART SENATE WILL NOT DISTILL THIS WHEN THEY HEAR YOU PROTECTED A DIPLOMATIC-
Zac as Darth Vader: I FLIPPED IT AROUND!
You gotta stop.
It only says "Smooth Citrus"
why's every single one of these say "Citrus"
CAUSE IT'S A CITRUS SODA!
it's not
ya gotta rip here
It feels weird.
Okay UHH
GET OFF YER PHONE
WE'RE FILMING
*Gigantic Zac Burp*
Who're you calling?
get off yer phone
No desert till you finish yer Mountain Dew
That is desert
Okay
Zac...
You add so blatantly
"That Is Desert"
You ruin the joke
That Is Desert!
Restrondid
Rating Time: What would you rate it?
That's a solid 9 for me!
Really?!
Joe: A 9? you pushed it up! Ben: I'm going to go that far.
I would say it's a-
iy- iy like Code Red more.
So I'd give it like an 8
I'd give it an 8.5
So yeah that's the highest one yet.
No, I gave Code Red 8.6
Oh yeah, but averages out to the highest
because of Ben.
I LIKED IT OKAY?
Thanks Ben!
Ben what do you rate Code Red?
Oh Code Red? That's a solid 9.3
Okay Okay, so Code Red is still #1
This is definitely #2
#3 is Voltage
#4 is pitch black
then #5 is ICE
ICE is disgusting
Alright so-
I think that about
Concludes our episode.
Joe: Of Zac: DEW REVIEW
Of Dew Review
Keep Crafting people
Anything else you wanna say?
Fornite is my favorite video game.
I like Rick and Morty
Hey Rick
Hey Morty