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When you choose Rengar as your champion, your goal is definitely not to scratch a suicidal fuckabish to death with your super mega ultra long fake nails used for cat fights.
It is absolutely not to slice a Holy Cow Headbutt Machine that decided to *** off your tower during the laning phase.
No no no, your objective is to stalk a squishy baby boy, *** him a little in secret and say the following most sexy badass line in the world :
Or that one...
To achieve this beautiful achievement, you'll need to dominate your opponent in the laning phase, so take these beautiful runes to maximise your AD power and these handsome masteries to...
to boost your maximised AD power.
Then, wait in a brush until the frightened mini scout comes closer to savagely jump on him like a mad beast.
But, you must spam your skills whenever you can to get 3 or more Ferocity bars and then,
you'll be able to unleash your power by using two consecutive Kitty Scratches on a blind fuckabish that won't see his health drop fast.
And that's why you should party with your father-in-law that you hate so much.
What? Two attacks are not enough? Then get four bars of Ferocity, use your magic cape to go invisible, store a Kitty Scratch in one paw,
*** that Robot Pikachu like a pro stalker, spam that Q button like your life depended on it and voilà!
You got yourself a nice Triple Kitty Scratch to crack any peanut with ease, no problem!
Thanks to the attack speed boost of this awesome skill, people will usually use a Double Kitty Scratch to take down a turret faster than Bob the Builder,
but if you manage to use the Triple version of that skill on that building, no one can deny that you digged some drugs in the jungle.
By the way, do not forget that the brush is your best friend because you'll be able to jump on a kid that clearly doesn't want to go back home alive
and you'll be able to run away from this group of crazy people that wants to kill you in a fearsome threesome.
If you want to take all the kills for yourself like a greedy ***, you have to wait until this Chinese Spear is low enough to finish him off with a Cat Scratch.
Or you could just wait until your butt buddy does all the dirty work before jumping from a brush to make this guy *** in his pants like a baby.
After all those bloody pokemon battles, you can avoid taking a trip to the Pokemon Center by healing your wounds with your Black Growl when you get 5 bars of Ferocity.
After you're done torturing your opponent, it's time to gank the other lanes with a surprise attack to make the other player witness the most fearsome jumpscare of his life.
Now that you have all your yellow super saiyan items, killing someone will feel like shooting him with a golden gun from Goldeneye on Nintendo 64.
Three critical strikes, pikachu's lightning bolt, boost of critical and attack damage.
That's what we call a real...
In teamfights, you should go invisible to not become the target of your enemies and to go all the way in to boom boom chika boom boom the poor little carries.
After that, show your love to the guy that fed you by *** him with all those yo-yo bounces from the brush.
Trust me, you will never fail to make a criminal kiss the ground if you target the ones that do not take any defensive items.
If someone's trying to get away, all you need to do is go back in the grass and fly like Superman to take down a player that knows that he's screwed anyway.
Hehehe, should I have fun with this little girl? Oh wait! Which one is the best?
Ha...ha! Thanks for all the money in the bank, my fri...
That's it for today, people!
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