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We are the Urban Cowboys.
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We are excited to be here tonight. We are opening for Taylor Swift
in month or two at Energy Solutions Arena, so you all should come.
I don't see what's so funny about that.
But one things that we like to do, is we like to write songs about people who have inspired us.
One person that has inspired us greatly, he is actually here tonight
his name is Jeffery Dunn, he is in the back.
We haven't really written a song about him because we wanted to make
sure we put a lot of thought, and time, and prayer into it
so late last night at 9:30 we wrote a song.
This is what happens.
This is for you, all characters are fictional by the way.
Hip, hip, hip, hip
When you live in building 3 and there ain't no girls to see.
There's a place on the third floor where you'll find an open door
And inside is Bishop Dunn he'll be cleaning out his gun
and he'll teach you how to keep the Law of Chastity.
We'll run away to Wallsburg We'll go there in the falls-burg
When nothing really rhymes with Wallsburg
Hip, hip, hip, hip
When he was in the army He jumped out of planes you see
And if you don't know it's true Every Sunday he'll tell you
And his name is Bishop Dunn and his handsome looks can stun
and he's got nice hair unlike our friend Brother Murdock
We'll run away to Wallsburg his wife is kind of talls-burg
It's funny 'cause he's really short.
It's funny 'cause he's really short. It's funny 'cause he's really short!