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In the name Uraham, the God of all Phalluses, may He be Blessed.
Now I’ll point at myself and look at my notes.
I lost my train of thought.
Ah, right. I would like to speak to you today about a serious problem all men have. I call
it: Samama-nu-Zahaf.
Samama-nu-Zahaf is a word I made up for “impotence”. You know?
I realize you are protesting my Divinely ordained rule because you all suffer from impotence.
But there is no reason to get all ***.
There is a solution I found. A solution! A solution!
When I first found out about it, it made me and all of Lybia shiver! Shiver!
Joy joy!
Blah blah!
Zesty zesty!
Ferret! Ferret!
What the hell is that ferret doing running across the damn screen!?
I will kill that ferret and the REST of Lybia if you don’t shut up and LISTEN!
Now pay attention!
I discovered the cure for impotence!
At the best prices!
Thank Allah for showing me the truth!
About how to fix my pet cobra.
(By which I mean my…you know, cobra of manhood.)
My sex life used to be HORRIBLE.
My sex life was complete MOOCHRA.
I had all these hot women around me all day
And I couldn’t…it was horrible.
Absolutely horrible. Horrible!
I couldn’t get it up! Just couldn’t!
I couldn’t feel ANYTHING down there. NOTHING.
But SCREW THAT! I don’t TAKE THAT CRAP ANYMORE!
Not ONCE MORE will I not be able to get it up! Not once more!
I’m great now! Better then awesome!
Better than perfect!
Better than Milton Berle even!
Even Milton Berle can’t do anything if he can’t get it up!
I didn’t know what to do. At all. I was a mess.
My nights were lonely.
I was dying of DSB, until I found this website.
It had everything to cure impotence.
You will have no more Zahaf (impotence)
Once you go to this website.
If you don't go, you're just dumb.
You think I'm in Venzuela? Oh my!
Why would I be there?
I don't understand.
I'm here all day, eating my humus, enjoying my new vigor
And you think I'm in Venezuela?!
What A crazy lie!
Look over there.
The house of Mujahadeen Mahmouda, governenor of Halani!
And Sheikh of Sahadi!
Nothing!
He used to have NO FUN in there until I showed him the website.
Then I told him about it and he was so happy he kissed me.
And you think I'm in Venezuela? My God.
Every Arab should know what to do to cure impotence.
It's a horrible, disgusting problem!
No more impotence!
No more shame!
No more wives laughing at us!
No more in all of Lybia!
All of Lybia will be happy again! No need for protests!
Now watch me closely as the camera zooms in on me and I tell you the name of the website.
The name of the website, this amazing website
This website that took away all my troubles
That gave me back my manhood
Is ONLINEPHARMACYREVIEWER.COM
I promise you it works!
It gives you the best pharmacies online today!
All you have to do is choose one, order, and you're good to go!
ED is a thing the past!
Zahaf (impotence) is history!
Never again! Never again!
[Applause]
Yada yada! Blah blah blah!
[***]
Now I'm going to kiss all my boyfriends over here.
[Kazoo sound]