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Bill: What's up, Al.
Al: I gotta find articles on the dangers of texting while driving, and I am exhausted.
I gotta find articles on the dangers of texting while driving, and I am exhausted.
I can't find anything good. I spent an hour on Google. Then I looked at Youtube
I can't find anything good. I spent an hour on Google. Then I looked at Youtube
I can't find anything good. I spent an hour on Google. Then I looked at Youtube
Bill: You and Youtube is a disaster.
You managed to wake up the whole dorm while watching that stupid video about an exploding toilet.
You managed to wake up the whole dorm while watching that stupid video about an exploding toilet.
Al: I didn't know the volume on the computer was turned all the way up.
Bill: I don't care. Those two physics majors down the hall don't care either.
They still give me the stink eye whenever I see them in the elevator.
Al: Well, I did see some really crazy videos about texting and driving.
Scary videos.
Announcer: Never text while driving! (dramatic scream)
Al: Anyway, I spent two hours doing all that research, but I still don't have any articles.
Anyway, I spent two hours doing all that research, but I still don't have any articles.
Anyway, I spent two hours doing all that research, but I still don't have any articles.
So I asked that nice lady from the dining hall.
Bill: The one who toasts the little sardines for you Al: Yes, Miss Norma (sigh)
But she said she doesn't drive, so she can't text and drive, she just walks and texts
But she said she doesn't drive, so she can't text and drive, she just walks and texts
but someone else is doing a paper on that! So I asked that girl in anatomy, the one in a body cast.
Bill: Something awful must have happened to her. Did she text and drive?
Al: No. She slipped on bananas and ice cream on the steps of Newell Hall.
No. She slipped on bananas and ice cream on the steps of Newell Hall.
Bill: Bananas and ice cream?
Al: Anyway, she said she uses JSTOR when she does research.
Anyway, she said she uses JSTOR when she does research.
But when I went to the mall, I couldn't find any stores that start with the letter "J"
But when I went to the mall, I couldn't find any stores that start with the letter "J"
Bill: I don't think that's what she meant
Al: I am going to fail this paper, then fail the class, then fail the semester, then I'll get kicked out of school
I am going to fail this paper, then fail the class, then fail the semester, then I'll get kicked out of school
Bill: You gotta calm down Al!
There's an easy solution sitting right over there.
Al: Yeah the Harry Potter gaming group!
They could use their wands! Bill: No not there
You see that green Research Relief sign?
There's a librarian sitting next to it
Al: Yes, I could use some relief from research.
Yes, I could use some relief from research.
I hope she's giving out candy or cookies or something
But Bill, librarians are scary.
Bill: No they're not.
Anytime you see one of the signs around campus that means they're holding a help session.
Anytime you see one of the signs around campus that means they're holding a help session.
You can just walk up and ask any question about research you want
Al: She seems nice, but what if she laughs at me? Bill: C'mon man
She's been real nice
helping people out all day long.
You should go over there.
Remember how you were about bathing?
Bill Just go over Al: Ok, ok!
Hi! Can you help me? Librarian: Of course!
What are you looking for?