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FISHING.
YEAH, BABY!
IT'S AN INTERESTING WAY TO MAKE A LIVING.
I'M GETTING PHYSICALLY [BLEEP] THREATENED ALL DAY.
[ SMOOCHING ]
STOP IT!
IT ONLY TAKES ONE BAD APPLE
TO REALLY THROW EVERYTHING OUT OF BALANCE.
I'M EXHAUSTED. I'M ANGRY!
YOU AIN'T GOT THE [BLEEP] TO COME UP AND CONFRONT ME.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER IT'S THE GUY UPSTAIRS...
Andy: WE CAN'T STOP.
50-HOUR GRIND.
WE AREN'T GONNA GO TO SLEEP.
Keith: ...OR THE LOWEST GUY ON THE TOTEM POLE.
I MEAN, IT COULD HAPPEN SO FAST, IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
[BLEEP]
GUYS, HOLD IT! STOP IT!
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Narrator: 422 MILES NORTHWEST OF DUTCH HARBOR
ON THE 107-FOOT SAGA...
WATCH!
Elliott: WEATHER'S COME UP HERE.
THE SEAS ARE RUNNING ABOUT 18 FOOT, BLOWING ABOUT 40.
Narrator: THIS SEASON, THE OPILIO FISHERY HAS BEEN A STORMY BATTLEGROUND.
IT'S A TYPICAL DAY IN THE BERING SEA.
Narrator: NOW, CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER BRUISING SQUALL,
CAPTAIN ELLIOTT NEESE IS PUSHING TO FILL HIS TANKS.
Elliott: WE GOT TO LOAD THIS BOAT IN THREE DAYS.
WE GOT TO GET THROUGH ALL THE GEAR ONCE A DAY.
THERE'S SOME GOOD FISHING RIGHT HERE.
Man: THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!
[ MAN LAUGHS ]
YEAH!
THAT'S SOME OF THE BEST FISHING WE'VE SEEN ALL YEAR RIGHT HERE.
THIS'LL BE A 16,000-POUND STRING.
WHOA!
TOMORROW, WE'LL BE ABLE TO FINISH THAT MID-TANK OFF.
PRETTY MUCH, A TANK EVERY 24 HOURS IS WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
YEAH, I THINK WE CAN DO IT WITH THE FISHING WE'RE ON.
A TANK EVERY 24, WE CAN GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE.
GET OUT OF HERE.
THIS SUCKS. THIS IS TERRIBLE.
COME ON.
THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG STRING.
JUST [BLEEP] SKETCHY.
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
Man: WHOA!
Man: IT'S REALLY ICY RIGHT NOW.
IT'S SUPER WINDY, AND IT'S KIND OF RIDICULOUS.
HARD TO MOVE.
THE GUYS SEEM TO BE DOING FINE DOWN THERE.
Man: HEADS UP, GUYS.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
Man: HEY, HEADS UP! HEADS UP!
STILL HERE?!
WHOA.
[BLEEP] WET.
YEAH [BLEEP] DUDE.
Narrator: A 55-FOOT WAVE BLINDSIDES THE BOAT,
NEARLY WASHING THE CREW OVER THE RAIL.
Man: AAH!
LUCKILY, THIS TIME, THE GUYS HEARD THE NOISE.
EVERYBODY GOT OUT OF THE WAY.
Man: HEY, I THINK WE NEED TO SHUT HER DOWN.
THAT'S THE LAST ONE.
WE'RE GONNA STOP AND SHUT IT DOWN FOR A WHILE.
GOD.
ALL I WAS THINKING ABOUT,
"NO, THIS THING'S GONNA GO OVER."
Man: I GOT CAUGHT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DECK
AND SLAMMED SUPER HARD.
[BLEEP]
I GOT TO RAISE THAT [BLEEP] WAVE ON THAT PORT SIDE,
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
Man: YOU CAN NEVER HAVE THAT EXPERIENCE
AND NOT HAVE THE SKIPPER SAY SOMETHING AFTERWARDS.
LIKE, "OH [BLEEP] SORRY, GUYS."
Narrator: 8 HOURS LATER AND 80 MILES TO THE SOUTHEAST...
Keith: THE STORM IS GONE.
WEATHER'S GOOD.
Narrator: ...ON THE 155-FOOT WIZARD...
NICE CHANGE. I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
RIGHT NOW, THIS TIME, THEY'RE GETTING MOVING.
Narrator: A THREE-DAY ARCTIC STORM
COST CAPTAIN KEITH COLBURN TIME AND MONEY.
FIRST BIG STORM OF THE SEASON, WE GOT PINNED DOWN,
AND WE GOT PINNED DOWN ON BAD FISHING,
AND THAT HAS SET US BACK IN A BIG WAY.
Narrator: NOW, THE SKIPPER IS TRYING TO FILL UP FOR HIS OFF-LOAD DATE.
I'VE GOT A LITTLE LESS THAN FOUR DAYS TO FILL THIS BOAT.
I'VE FILLED THIS BOAT BEFORE ON A 400-AVERAGE.
I'VE FILLED THIS BOAT ON A 300-AVERAGE.
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF NUMBERS.
IT'S HOW MANY POTS CAN I HAUL IN A DAY ON A 300-AVERAGE?
WHAT DO YOU GOT, LENNY?
TWO. FIVE.
WELL, WHY DON'T WE GET ON COURSE AND GET YOUR *** IN GEAR, KEITH?
TIME TO START HAULING.
Man: HEY, SO, DANE, REAL QUICK!
ARE YOU LISTENING?
WHAT?
Man #2: DANE!
Narrator: ON DECK...
...VETERAN FREDDIE MAUGHTAI HAS GREENHORN DANE TEBO
IN HIS CROSS HAIRS.
[BLEEP] NO. [BLEEP]
THREE DAYS AGO...
I'M NOT GETTING A [BLEEP] HAIRCUT.
I'M NOT A FRAT BOY.
I'M NOT A PART OF FRATERNITY.
Narrator: ...DANE REFUSED TO TAKE PART IN A WIZARD TRADITION.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET A HAIRCUT,
I'LL [BLEEP] SLAP YOUR *** ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
NOW, THE GREENHORN IS PAYING THE PRICE WITH EVERY POT.
HEY, HEY!
HE FEELS I INSULTED THE CAPTAIN.
HE SAID ME AND HIM ARE GONNA HAVE A REAL PROBLEM.
HE'S BEEN SAYING IT FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS.
LIKE, OFF TO THE SIDE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UP WITH DANE.
SOPER TOLD ME ON HIS WATCH,
DANE ASKED HIM IF HE WOULD GET FIRED
IF HE GOT IN A FIGHT WITH FREDDIE.
WHAT PLANET DID WE PICK THIS GUY UP OFF OF?
IS HE CRAZY?
Dane: I WEIGH 155 POUNDS ON MY GOOD DAY.
DO YOU THINK THERE'S GONNA BE ANYTHING FAIR ABOUT THAT FIGHT?
YOU THINK THERE'S GONNA BE ANYTHING FAIR
ABOUT HOW I FIGHT IT?
IT'S A 'PUSY!
OOH, WHOA, WHAT'S THAT?
GET THAT 'PUSY!
HE'S ACTING LIKE A COMPLETE [BLEEP]
THREE MILES, GUYS. THREE MILES.
I'M GOING INSIDE. THREE MILES.
COME ON IN!
WHY WAIT? IF IT'S GONNA HAPPEN, MIGHT AS WELL DO IT NOW, HUH?
Man: HEY! HEY! HEY!
HEY!
HEY! GUYS!
COME ON! HEY!
[ SCUFFLING ]
Man: HEY! HEY! HEY!
...ON THE WIZARD...
HEY! GUYS!
COME ON! HEY!
COME ON, DANE! COOL IT!
DAMN IT!
COME ON, DUDE!
I HEARD SOME YELLING. WHAT'S HAPPENING?
I JUST HEARD SOME YELLING. DID YOU HEAR THAT?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[ SMOOCHING ]
COME HERE.
HEY, COME ON.
WE AIN'T GONNA HAVE NO FIGHTING, ALL RIGHT?
Man: WHO'S -- WHAT'S GOING ON?
HEY, HEY, HEY!
NO, NO, WE'RE NOT CONTINUING ON WITH THIS!
HEY!
WHAT?
WHAT IS GOING ON?
DANE!
WHAT, [BLEEP] 230?
WHAT'S UP?
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU? WHAT'S GOING ON?
IT'S [BLEEP]
NO, WHAT IS -- WHAT'S --
I'M GETTING PHYSICALLY [BLEEP] LIKE, THREATENED,
HARASSED BY THIS GUY EVERY DAY, ALL DAY.
DID YOU THROW A PUNCH AT HIM
WHEN HE HAD HIS BACK TURNED TO YOU?
HE DIDN'T HAVE HIS BACK TURNED TO ME.
DID YOU THROW A PUNCH AT HIM?
YES, I DID.
WHY?
BECAUSE HE'S [BLEEP] HUGE, AND I HAVE TO HIT HIM FIRST.
SO, YOU LIKE THAT?
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO?
HEY, LISTEN, DUDE.
WHAT I JUST DID TO YOU RIGHT NOW
IS COMPLETELY OFF-LIMITS ON THIS BOAT, OKAY?
YES.
YOU'RE GONNA EARN NOBODY'S RESPECT ON THIS BOAT
BY THROWING [BLEEP] SUCKER PUNCHES.
IT WASN'T A SUCKER PUNCH.
ROGER.
OKAY? YOU'RE A GREENHORN.
YOU'VE BEEN OUT HERE FOR A WEEK.
THIS GUY'S BEEN RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND YOU
AND KIDS LIKE YOU FOR 18 YEARS, ALL RIGHT?
WHEN YOU HIT SOMEONE AND THEY'RE NOT READY FOR IT LIKE THAT,
THAT'S [BLEEP], DUDE.
THAT'S [BLEEP] AS LOW AS IT GETS.
I DON'T GET THIS.
GO AFTER THE BIGGEST GUY TO EARN RESPECT ON THE BOAT?
IT'S NOT ABOUT RESPECT.
THIS GUY EATS GUYS LIKE YOU FOR [BLEEP] LUNCH!
ONE MORE TIME, I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU MYSELF.
FREDDIE, STAY AWAY FROM HIM, PLEASE.
ROGER.
OKAY?
JUST STAY [BLEEP] JUST STAY AWAY FROM HIM.
JUST TRYING TO TAKE OFF MY RAIN GEAR,
AND THE NEXT THING I [BLEEP] I HEARD
IS JUST [BLEEP] JUST PUNCHING ME FROM BEHIND.
I TURNED AROUND. I JUST TRIED TO STOP HIM.
I DON'T REALLY WANT TO [BLEEP] HURT THE KID.
DANE COMES FLYING ACROSS THE RAIN GEAR ROOM.
WELL, FREDDIE AND I THOUGHT HE JUST WAS FALLING,
AND FREDDIE TURNED AROUND TO CATCH THE GUY,
AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
HE'S JUST [BLEEP] TRYING TO WINDMILL IT,
ALL TANGLED UP IN THE GEAR.
AND I DIDN'T SEE FREDDIE EVER THROW A PUNCH OR NOTHING.
HE JUST WAS, LIKE, HOLDING HIM OFF.
IF DANE CONNECTED A PUNCH ON FREDDIE,
THEN FREDDIE WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM.
HEY, YOU DON'T [BLEEP] WITH ISLAND BOYS.
NO.
THIS LITTLE [BLEEP] MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH.
YOU'RE SUCH A [BLEEP]
I'LL [BLEEP] YOU [BLEEP] EYEBALLS, OKAY?
IF YOU HAVE A [BLEEP],
HOW COME YOU DIDN'T [BLEEP] WHEN I THREW THE OCTOPUS AT YOU?
[BLEEP] SAY SOMETHING TO MY FACE THAN THROW A PUNCH AT ME.
COME ATTACK ME FROM BEHIND, YOU LITTLE [BLEEP]
Keith: DANE?
GET OUT OF HERE. I -- JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
FREDDIE!
YOU'RE A BIG MAN. THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME, BOSS.
I APPRECIATE IT.
[ SIGHS ]
[ GROANS ]
[BLEEP]
IF IT WAS INEVITABLE, IT MIGHT AS WELL BE ON MY TERMS.
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BIG YOU ARE.
IT MATTERS HOW YOU FIGHT.
IT'S, LIKE, IF I HIT YOU WITH A CHAIR, YOU'RE STILL GONNA FALL.
YOU'RE GONNA FALL EVERY [BLEEP] TIME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING.
HE'S SAYING, LIKE, HE THOUGHT I WAS FALLING
AND HE WAS GONNA CATCH ME OR SOME [BLEEP]
HOW SWEET OF HIM.
HE KNOWS DAMN WELL THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED.
Keith: THAT KID'S GONE.
WHEN WE HIT THE BEACH, DANE'S STUFF IS HITTING THE BEACH
JUST ABOUT AS QUICK AS MY TIE-UP LINES.
Narrator: 62 MILES SOUTHEAST...
ON THE 113-FOOT TIME BANDIT...
WE GOT ABOUT 25,000 POUNDS ON THE BOAT,
AND I NEED SOME CRAB, AND I NEED SOME CRAB FAST.
I STARTED OUT ON TOP OF AN EPIC STORM.
A LITTLE BIT TOUGH.
Narrator: BEHIND SCHEDULE,
CAPTAIN ANDY HILLSTRAND HAS ONLY 60 HOURS BEFORE HIS OFF-LOAD.
12?
12 CRAB, NOT 120?
12 CRAB!
YEAH, THAT AIN'T GONNA DO IT.
Man: OH, NO!
OH, THIS SUCKS.
Narrator: EVEN THOUGH THE SKIPPER IS ON THE CRAB...
THIS IS NOT GOOD FISHING.
DIRTY CRAB.
Narrator: ...ALMOST ALL OF IT IS WORTHLESS.
THAT'S CLEAN. THAT'S DIRTY.
THEY'RE CALLED SKIP MOLTS.
EVERY YEAR, A CRAB GROWS INTO A NEW SHELL
AND GETS RID OF ITS OLD SHELL.
AND WHEN A CRAB MOLTS INTO A NEW SHELL,
IT LOOKS LIKE -- LIKE THAT.
SEE HOW CLEAN AND SHINY, AND THE BOTTOMS ARE ALL WHITE?
THAT'S WHAT A MOLTED CRAB LOOKS LIKE.
THESE ALL SKIPPED A YEAR. THEY'RE CALLED A SKIP MOLT.
SO, WHEN THEY SKIP A YEAR AND DON'T MOLT,
THEN THEY'RE NOT CLEAN, AND WE CAN'T KEEP THEM.
A TABLE FULL OF CRAB LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF MONEY
UNTIL THEY ALL GO BACK INTO THE OCEAN BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT CLEAN.
THIS ONE'S DEAD.
Man: ONE!
ONE CRAB?
ONE CRAB! ONE CLEAN CRAB!
OKAY.
[BLEEP] STACK THIS [BLEEP]
LET'S GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE!
THEY JUST WANT TO STACK IT RIGHT NOW.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME.
WE HAVE A DELIVERY DATE, SO WE DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER CHOICE.
STICK AND SAVE, MAY GET PAID.
MAYBE WE'LL GO AWAY WITH 100. WHO KNOWS?
[BLEEP]
Narrator: WITH AN OFF-LOAD LOOMING,
ANDY CAN'T RISK A MOVE TO UNFAMILIAR GROUNDS.
HIS BEST OPTION -- STAY PUT AND GRIND.
Andy: OKAY, GUYS,
WE HAVE 50 HOURS LEFT BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO UNLOAD, 5-0,
AND, UNFORTUNATELY, WE CAN'T STOP.
WELL, HE CALLED IT.
50-HOUR GRIND.
WE AIN'T GONNA GO TO SLEEP.
I'M NOT GONNA ENJOY THIS ANY MORE THAN YOU ARE.
WE JUST GOT TO GO FOR IT.
WE GOT 50 HOURS, THEN WE GO IN, THEN YOU SLEEP.
BACK AGAINST THE WALL, ALL YOU CAN DO IS FIGHT.
FILL THAT TANK!
24 HOURS STRAIGHT YESTERDAY.
IT'S GONNA HURT.
CREW'S NEVER HAPPY WHEN THEY DON'T GET TO SLEEP.
VETERANS WILL UNDERSTAND.
AXEL WON'T CARE,
AND THE TWO OTHER GUYS [LAUGHS] ENJOY THE RIDE.
[ LAUGHING ]
DRINK SOME CONCRETE!
HARDEN UP!
[ LAUGHS ]
Man: WHAT!
OHH.
WHAT HAPPENED?
[ SIGHS ]
[BLEEP]
Narrator: ...ON THE CAPE CAUTION...
OHH.
VIRTUALLY NADA.
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
I'VE BEEN OVER 1,650 SQUARE MILES WITH GEAR,
AND NOTHING'S CRAWLING.
Narrator: AFTER FOUR DAYS OF PROSPECTING FOLLOWING THE STORM...
Man: IT ONLY GETS WORSE.
...CAPTAIN "WILD" BILL WICHROWSKI
STILL CAN'T GET ON THE CRAB.
Bill: THE REASON WE'RE NOT CATCHING IS THE CRAB ARE OFF THE BITE.
BIG WEATHER PUTS CRAB OFF THE BITE.
IT TAKES A WHILE FOR THEM TO COME BACK,
AND THEN YOU GOT TO RE-FIND THEM.
Man: COME ON, CRAB!
COME ON!
GET SOME CRAB, PLEASE!
OH.
LOOK AT THIS [BLEEP] SHOW.
OH, NO!
WE NEED MORE! MORE!
[ MEN GROANING ]
I HAVEN'T HAD ONE OF THESE IN A WHILE.
I CAN'T MAKE THE RIGHT [BLEEP] MOVE.
THIS [BLEEP] SUCKS.
IT'S NOT BEEN FUN.
DON'T GIVE UP YET.
LET'S SEE WHAT'S AROUND.
IF ANYBODY COULD ONLY REALIZE HOW EMPTY INSIDE I FEEL
WHEN I'M NOT ON THE CRAB.
I FEEL LIKE I'M MAKING THESE GUYS WORK FOR NOTHING.
WHAT THE [BLEEP]
FASTER!
THIS FISHING IS HORRIBLE.
NOT THAT MANY LEGAL KEEPERS.
INSTEAD OF PICKING OUT THE SMALLS,
YOU GOT TO PICK OUT THE BIG ONES.
THAT'S HOW MANY.
OH, ZACK'S GOT THE "WOE IS ME" LOOK TODAY.
AND YESTERDAY.
AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT.
AND I'M JUST [BLEEP] DONE WITH IT, MAN.
OH, NO!
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO!
I'M A BIG WIENER!
LITTLE [BLEEP]
BILL CAN HEAR US OVER THE LOUD HAILER.
HE KNOWS WHAT WE'RE SAYING.
Bill: HEY, ZACK!
SO, HE CAN CALL ME A GORILLA WHEN I THROW THE HOOK,
BUT I CAN'T TALK ABOUT FISHING BEING BAD.
Bill: INSTEAD OF MOTIVATING THE CREW AND KEEPING HIMSELF MOTIVATED,
ZACK'S HANGING ME OUT TO DRY.
AND IT'S JUST BUMMING ME OUT.
NOTHING.
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT [BLEEP]
AND IF MONEY MOTIVATES ME,
I DON'T KNOW WHY THE [BLEEP] I'M DOING ON THIS BOAT, SO...
REALLY?
I KNOW WHAT ZACK'S SAYING.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
ZACK'S PISSED OFF, EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE PISSED OFF.
I WANT TO QUIT. I CAN'T QUIT.
I'M NOT A QUITTER, BUT WE CAN GO TO TOWN,
AND I CAN HAVE A FUN NIGHT AND GET FIRED.
[ LAUGHS ]
I ENJOY WORKING WITH MY DAD,
BUT THERE'S A POINT WHERE, RIGHT NOW,
IT'S BECOMING ECONOMICALLY NOT SMART
FOR ME TO DO IT ANYMORE.
I NEED TO MAKE SOME MONEY.
I CAN'T BE MAKING LIKE $40,000 A YEAR DOING THIS.
I'M NOT AN IDIOT.
Bill: LITTLE PIECE OF [BLEEP]
AND THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE ON THIS BOAT RIGHT NOW
IS TO CONTINUE TO TEACH HIM AND MOVE HIM ALONG IN THE INDUSTRY.
OH!
[BLEEP]
OHH!
WAAH-WAAH.
AND THIS IS THE THANKS HE'S GIVING ME FOR THAT?
NO GOOD.
MIKEY'S NOT AN IDIOT, QUITTING HIS [BLEEP]
IF HE CONTINUES LIKE THIS,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME SORT OF FALLING OUT.
AND FOR ME, FALLING OUTS ARE FOREVER.
YEAH!
I'M COMING.
Zack: WHAT'S UP?
Bill: HEY, ZACK.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
THIS IS PROBABLY, WITHOUT A DOUBT,
BEEN MY WORST OPIE EXPERIENCE IN MY LIFE.
SOMEWHERE IN LIFE, WHEN YOU'RE TRYING
TO DO SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO YOU,
AND IT'S NOT WORKING OUT, AND YOU COME TO ME FOR HELP,
I'M GONNA WALK AWAY FROM YOU SO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.
OKAY.
I'M SORRY IF THAT CAN CAUSE YOU THAT MUCH PAIN.
THE WHOLE IDEA WITH YOU BEING ON DECK
WAS WE WERE GONNA CONVERSE,
FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE THINGS BETTER, SMOOTHER.
YOU DON'T THINK I'VE BEEN DOING THAT NOW?
YOU KNOW YOU HAVEN'T COME UP HERE.
YOU HAVEN'T COME UP HERE ON PURPOSE, ZACK.
AND IF YOU SAY ANYTHING DIFFERENT, YOU'RE LYING TO ME.
I KNOW I HAVEN'T COME UP HERE ON PURPOSE.
AND WHY?
I JUST --
I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T WANT TO --
YOU HAVEN'T COME UP HERE
AND LOOKED AND SEEN WHAT'S GOING ON!
YOU SAT DOWN THERE, AND YOU *** ABOUT ME.
THAT'S WHAT PISSES ME OFF.
INSTEAD OF LOOKING ME IN THE EYE.
REMEMBER WHEN I HAD NICK TRY TO TELL YOU
YEAH.
YOU [BLEEP] SIT DOWN THERE AND *** ABOUT ME.
YOU AIN'T GOT THE [BLEEP] TO COME UP AND CONFRONT ME!
YOU KNOW WHAT, ZACK?
THIS HAS TRULY BEEN ONE OF THE HARDEST TRIPS
OF MY ENTIRE FISHING CAREER.
HASN'T BEEN EASY FOR ME, EITHER.
I'M BUSTING MY *** OUT THERE, TOO.
MINE'S BEEN A DIFFERENT KIND OF HARD, BUDDY.
IT'S BEEN HARD LOSING YOUR RESPECT.
YEAH, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, MAN.
Andy: WE'RE GONNA GO, GO, GO, GO.
Narrator: ...IS THE 113-FOOT TIME BANDIT.
Andy: WE STILL HAVE 32 HOURS TO GO, AND NO ONE'S GONNA SLEEP.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO [BLEEP] AROUND.
Man: I'M TIRED!
I'M EXHAUSTED!
I'M ANGRY!
THIS ANGRY MONKEY NEEDS A BANANA!
Narrator: CAPTAIN ANDY HILLSTRAND HAS BEEN GRINDING HIS CREW
FOR THE LAST 28 HOURS TO FILL HIS TANKS BEFORE HIS OFF-LOAD.
Johnathan: WELL, THE GUYS ARE TIRED.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
EVERYBODY ELSE OUT HERE IS TIRED, TOO.
ALL THE CRABBERS ARE TIRED.
Narrator: WITH 55,000 POUNDS TO CATCH IN 32 HOURS,
THE SKIPPER IS RUNNING LOW ON SYMPATHY.
I THINK IF I COULD GO INTO A SECOND CAREER,
IT'D PROBABLY BE AN INTERROGATOR.
LIKE, I COULD WATERBOARD SOMEBODY.
I COULD SLEEP DEPRIVE THEM.
DO ALL THAT STUFF ALREADY.
I'VE DONE THIS STUFF FOR 33 YEARS NOW.
Mike: WE'RE TIRED.
TOO BAD.
SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP.
LOTS OF DIRTY CRAB.
THAT'S A LOT OF CRAB, BUT NONE OF THEM WERE GOOD.
GOD, IF THAT WAS CLEAN, DUDE, WE'D BE BIG PIMPIN' RIGHT NOW.
IF I GAVE THESE GUYS AN OPTION RIGHT NOW
OF GOING AND PULLING ANOTHER STRING OR GO TO BED,
THEY'D SAY, "GO TO BED." [ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S WHY I'M THE CAPTAIN AND THEY'RE THE DECKHANDS.
[BLEEP]
Man: A LITTLE DELUSIONAL.
I FIND MYSELF FALLING ASLEEP STANDING UP PERIODICALLY.
WE'RE STARTING TO GO INSANE.
Man: OH [BLEEP]
Andy: WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS GOING ON?!
Man: GOOD WORK.
WHICH [BLEEP] CLOWN DID THAT ONE?
MIKE WENT THROUGH THE BUOYS,
GOT THE DIVER OVER, DIDN'T GET THE TRAILER OVER.
AND THEN HE DIDN'T GO AFTER IT.
LIKE, NORMALLY, HE'D GO, "OH, GOD, I GOT TO GET IT OVER."
HE'S, LIKE, "OH, IT'LL GO OVER."
AND IT DIDN'T.
IT WENT DOWN THE RAIL AND SLID BETWEEN THE POT,
AND HE GOT IT WEDGED DOWN HERE, AND AXEL KICKED IT OVERBOARD.
IT WAS DANGEROUS. HE COULD HAVE GOT PULLED OVER.
YOU GRAB A HOLD OF A BUOY THAT'S GETTING SET AT 8 KNOTS,
YOU'LL PULL SOMEBODY OVERBOARD.
THE SCARIER THE STUFF GETS, THE MORE WE LAUGH AT IT.
LIKE, "OH, THAT WAS REALLY DANGEROUS."
YOU COULD HAVE DIED."
[ LAUGHS ]
GETTING CRAZY ON THE DECK!
OH, IT DEFINITELY GETS MORE DANGEROUS
THE LONGER WE GO WITHOUT SLEEP, THAT'S FOR SURE.
Man: WATCH YOUR FINGER!
[BLEEP]
FINGERS!
Man: WAS IT THE DOOR OR WHAT?
OWW!
OW, THAT HURT!
GOD, I LOVE IT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
OW!
OH, THAT DOOR JUST SLAMMED MY FINGER.
IT'S STILL ATTACHED, SO WE'RE GOOD.
IF HE WASN'T AWAKE EARLIER, HE'S AWAKE NOW, THAT'S FOR SURE.
OW, THAT REALLY HURT!
Andy: I'M NOT SYMPATHETIC TO ANYTHING.
SOMETIMES KINDNESS IS WEAKNESS.
HE'S LUCKY HE HAS A HAND.
OHH!
Narrator: 175 MILES NORTHWEST IS THE 125-FOOT KISKA SEA.
Man: BOO-YAH!
WHOO!
Anderson: I HAVE TO BE PATIENT.
MY GOAL WAS TO GO TO THE WHEELHOUSE,
BUT WE HAVE SO MUCH QUOTA.
I JUST DON'T SEE IT HAPPENING AS MUCH AS I DREAMED THAT IT WOULD.
Narrator: DESPITE LEAVING HIS JOB ON THE NORTHWESTERN
FOR A CHANCE AT THE HELM...
Anderson: IT'S FRUSTRATING, BUT IT'S NOT.
YOU KNOW, I MADE THE DECISION, YOU KNOW?
I GUESS I WAS JUST DREAMING.
Narrator: THE ONLY THING
DECKHAND JAKE ANDERSON HAS BEEN DRIVING...
Man: JAKE!
...IS THE LOADER.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Anderson: ONE OF THE FIRST JOBS I HAD
WAS TO GAIN RESPECT OF THE CREW,
AND I JUST HONESTLY DON'T THINK THAT I WILL GET IT,
SHORT OF A MIRACLE.
AND THAT'S WHAT I'M DEALING WITH
IS, EVERY DAY, DID I MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION?
WHOO-HOO!
JAKE?
COME UPSTAIRS.
Narrator: AFTER THREE WEEKS GRINDING ON DECK...
Mike: YOU READY TO TRY YOUR FIRST TIME IN THE CHAIR?
YEP.
...JAKE WILL FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO PROVE HIMSELF...
STRING 129. WE WANT TO COME AND CHECK IT.
...TO CAPTAIN MIKE WILSON...
JAKE'S SITTING ON MIKE'S LAP.
...AND THE CREW.
WHY YOU SHAKING SO BAD?
[BLEEP] SCARED, DUDE.
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M SO SCARED.
OKAY, SO, I'D SUGGEST YOU START SLOWING DOWN.
SO, YOU CAN PULL UP ON IT GOING THAT WAY.
MORE STARBOARD, JAKE.
YOU GOT TO GET IT TURNED OUT.
NO, KEEP STARBOARD.
ALL THE WAY. NO, NO.
OKAY, NOW, STRAIGHTEN UP.
NOW, HAND OFF HERE AND OVER TO HERE.
PULL THIS UP?
YEP.
[ WINCH WHIRRING ]
NO.
HE'S NOT RUNNING THAT WINCH, IS HE?
Narrator: ON THE KISKA SEA...
GO AHEAD AND BRING HER ON UP.
...THE SKIPPER RUNS THE HYDRAULICS FROM THE WHEELHOUSE.
I GUESS WE'RE HIS GUINEA PIGS.
SO, YOU'RE ALL THE WAY. YOU CAN KIND OF FEEL.
YOU'RE GONNA PICK THEM UP, OKAY?
I DON'T KNOW, DUDE.
Jason: WE RELY ON THE CAPTAIN TO LAND THE POT.
HE PICKS IT OUT OF THE WATER,
AND HE SETS IT ON THE LAUNCH FOR US.
SO, IF WE GET A GUY THAT HAS JUST JUMPED UP THERE,
YOU KNOW, HE'S NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO JUDGE DISTANCE.
LIKE, WE MAY BE SPINNING IT, AND HE WINCHES UP, AND IF --
I MEAN, SOMEONE COULD BREAK A HAND, BREAK AN ARM.
[BLEEP]
HERE'S YOUR NEXT POT.
GOOD.
NOT UP. YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
COME ON, JAKE.
SERIOUSLY?
[ WHISTLES ]
Man: HE SAID HE'S HERE TO LEARN TO RUN BOATS,
BUT HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN IN OVER HIS HEAD BY COMING HERE.
NOW, YOU'RE COMING AROUND A LITTLE BIT TOO QUICK.
GOT A GUY DRIVING THE BOAT 'CAUSE HE GOT A LICENSE
THAT SAYS, "I KNOW FIRST AID AND FIRE SAFETY."
DOESN'T TEACH YOU HOW TO CATCH TROUT.
OKAY, YOU WANT TO COME AROUND ON IT.
[BLEEP]
HEY [BLEEP] WE GOT A SCHEDULE TO KEEP!
HE WON'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME, HE'S SO SCARED.
ALWAYS LET 'EM GET THE POT UNDER CONTROL BEFORE YOU --
[BLEEP]
Man: NICE GOING [BLEEP]
I MEAN, IT JUST -- IT TAKES TIME.
OKAY, YOU GET TO OBSERVE.
OKAY.
Jason: PARTY'S OVER, DUDE.
HE ALREADY GOT BOOTED.
I JUST DON'T THINK MIKE IS HAPPY WITH HIS PERFORMANCE.
MIKE ALREADY TOOK OVER THE HELM, SO...
JAKE, I'M PROBABLY GONNA JUST SLAM THEM.
I'LL LET YOU DRIVE SOME OTHER TIME.
I WANT TO GET THESE [BLEEP]
OKAY.
AND THE NINE PICKED UP,
AND THEN, I'LL GET THEM BACK IN THE WATER, SO.
YEAH, THAT'S NO PROBLEM. NO PROBLEM.
Anderson: IT'S -- I WISH I HAD A WHOLE STRING WITH HIM.
I MEAN, GOD,
I'M JUST NOT GETTING AS MUCH TIME AS I WOULD LIKE
'CAUSE I KNEW IF I HAD MORE TIME, I WOULD JUST --
I WOULD JUST KEEP DOUBLING MY KNOWLEDGE.
Man: JAKE!
Jason: HEY, GUYS, HANG ON!
HEY, HO!
HOLD UP! HOLD UP!
THANK YOU FOR SLOWING US DOWN, JAKE.
EDWARD WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED OR -- EDGAR?
IS THAT -- EDWARD OR EDGAR? WHAT'S HIS NAME?
Narrator: AS JAKE ANDERSON'S AMBITIONS FALL BY THE WAYSIDE,
THE KISKA SEA PULLS INTO THE LEAD.
[ BEEP ]
Elliott: RIDICULOUS!
ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE, ANSWER THE PHONE.
YOU CAN'T GET ANYTHING FIXED WITH YOUR HUSBAND OR BOYFRIEND
IF YOU DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE.
AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO ANSWER IT,
JUST THINK HOW HARD WE'RE OUT HERE WORKING
TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.
AT LEAST HAVE ENOUGH RESPECT FOR US TO ANSWER THAT PHONE.
THAT'S ALL WE WANT.
WE MAY HAVE BEEN MAD, BUT WE GET OVER IT,
AND WE JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU AND TELL YOU THAT WE LOVE YOU.
♪ THIS IS TRUE ROMANCE ♪
...THE TIME BANDIT CONTINUES A 72-HOUR GRIND WITH NO SLEEP.
Andy: WHETHER WE HAVE THE CRAB WE NEED OR NOT,
WE'RE HEADED TO TOWN IN TEN HOURS.
Narrator: TO FILL THE BOAT BEFORE HIS OFF-LOAD,
CAPTAIN ANDY WILL HAVE TO FIND 20,000 POUNDS OF CLEAN CRAB
IN JUST 10 HOURS.
Andy: IF ALL MY GEAR'S ON THESE KIND OF POTS, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
I'M NOT GONNA GET MY 20,000 POUNDS.
Narrator: THE MORE WORTHLESS CRAB THEY THROW BACK,
THE LONGER THE CREW WILL GO WITHOUT SLEEP.
JOSH, HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN UP NOW?
THREE DAYS.
THREE DAYS.
FOR THE LAST THREE MINUTES,
I'VE BEEN CONTEMPLATING INSIDE MY HEAD
WHETHER UNICORNS ARE REAL OR NOT.
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN UP FOR LIKE THREE STRAIGHT DAYS,
FIVE STRAIGHT DAYS.
Andy: WE'VE BEEN UP FOR SEVEN.
SEVEN DAYS, WE'VE REALLY NOT SLEPT.
DAY AND NIGHT HAS BLED INTO SAME.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS.
Andy: OKAY, GUYS, GET THE [BLEEP] BACK IN THE WATER.
LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
[ Mockingly ] GO, GO, GO, GO!
LET'S GET IT ON!
Man: HE'S JUST IN ONE OF THOSE MOODS.
LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
I'M NOT STOPPING.
JUST THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE.
I GIVE THIS TO THEM OVER THE LOUD HAILER?
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
HOLY [BLEEP]
THIS IS GONNA BE A ROUGH ONE.
Andy: THIS PUTS A LITTLE PEP IN THEIR STEP RIGHT THERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
Man: SAME THING OVER AND OVER -- DIRTY CRAB, DIRTY CRAB.
Narrator: THE ONLY SONG THE CREW WANTS TO HEAR...
Man: THIS SUCKS.
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
Narrator: ...IS A LULLABY IN THEIR RACK.
Andy: A STRING LIKE THIS DOESN'T REALLY HELP ME ON 25s AND 30s.
JUST A NIGHTMARE.
THIS IS GONNA BE A GRIND, GRIND SEASON.
THEN WE'LL GO WEST.
IT WAS CLEANER OVER TO THE WEST, SO --
THESE ARE PROBABLY GONNA BE DIRTY POTS, NO GOOD.
BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.
HALF A MILE DOWN, IT COULD BE BETTER.
Narrator: WITH EACH NEW STRING COMES A CHANCE FOR CLEAN CRAB
AND AN END TO THE GRIND.
I GOT 14 POTS RIGHT HERE, SO, YOU JUST TAKE WHAT YOU GET.
YEAH!
THOSE CRAB LOOK PRETTY CLEAN, JOHN.
YEAH, BABY!
GO! GO! GO!
[BLEEP] YEAH!
YEAH, BABY!
THIS IS THE KIND OF PARTY THAT I LIKE.
BEEN A LONG, LONG, LONG THREE DAYS.
Man: WHOO! ALL RIGHT!
Andy: BIG, BIG CRAB. PERFECT.
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM. WE'RE HITTING IT.
YEAH!
Narrator: WITH THE END IN SIGHT, ANDY...
[British accent] MAKES IT GO TO 11.
[ TWISTED SISTER'S "WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT" PLAYING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ♪
Man: YEAH! YEAH!
HALF FULL! HALF FULL! HALF FULL! HALF FULL!
YEAH, THAT'S A TABLE THERE.
WE NEEDED THIS SO BAD.
THANK YOU, GOD.
THIS IS WHY WE STAYED UP FOR THREE DAYS.
♪ WE'VE GOT THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE AND ♪
♪ THERE AIN'T NO WAY WE'LL LOSE IT ♪
♪ THIS IS OUR LIFE ♪
♪ THIS IS OUR SONG ♪
I LIKE THE LOOKS OF THAT OVER THERE.
THAT'S A PRETTY DAMN GOOD FEELING.
390. WHOO!
YEAH, THAT'S MY BROTHER!
[ LAUGHS ]
WE'RE GONNA LOAD THIS [BLEEP] BOAT!
400! 400, WHOO!
[BLEEP] YEAH!
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ WE'LL FIGHT ♪
YES!
YEAH!
THAT'S THE HIGH POT OF THE YEAR.
YEAH!
♪ NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT ♪
LIKEY LIKEY.
LOOK AT THAT TANK! YEAH!
WOW!
WHOO!
HOLY [BLEEP]
Man: YEAH, BABY!
LOOK! [ LAUGHS ]
HE'S TAKING IT ALL OFF!
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH! THERE WE GO!
WE'RE HEADED TO TOWN WITH TWO HOURS TO SPARE.
LET'S GO TO TOWN!
COME ON IN, BOYS!
Man: ALL RIGHT!
WE'RE NOT SO TIRED ANYMORE AFTER GETTING NUMBERS LIKE THAT.
OH!
♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ♪