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Oh, no, no, no. Charlie, honey, look.
If you do it one strand at a time, it's prettier.
See?
Whatever.
is like Dad with spaghetti.
"Pretty" just ain't gonna happen.
Yeah, well, you...
This isn't over.
to do this week,
so I need you to take Charlie to see Santa.
What did I just say?
I have no idea.
comeback for Gabe.
Again, I need you to take Charlie to see Santa.
she wants most.
Okay. Got it. Charlie, Santa, present.
Three words? That's all you heard?
Honey, that's two more than I usually hear.
Guys, guess what? I just got into NYU!
Oh, honey. That's great.
How cool.
What are you guys talking about?
Charlie, honey, I know this might be sad,
but Teddy's gonna be going away to college soon.
Can I have your room?
into a recording studio.
Because she's so sad.
So, uh, NYU wants an answer right away
actually seen the place?
Teddy, honey, it's Christmas time.
take you to New York.
by yourself.
who can go with her.
I am?
Oh, yeah, I guess I am.
So I can go if PJ goes with me?
Yeah. I guess that would be okay.
But your job is to keep an eye on her.
Oh, and the thing is, the last campus tour
I can book is on Christmas Eve.
gone on Christmas Eve?
It's okay, we'll be back for Christmas.
before you go, right?
You'll do that for us, right?
Gabe, honey, don't be ridiculous.
thaw it, re-heat it,
when I can just make Christmas Eve dinner?
You'll do that for us, right?
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie
♪ Today's all burnt toast
♪ Running late and Dad jokes
♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe?
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey
♪ I close my eyes, take a bite
♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud
♪ There it is, up on the roof
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie
♪ My whole world is changing Turning around
♪ They got me going crazy
♪ Yeah, they're shaking the ground
♪ But they took a chance on the new girl in town
♪ And I don't want to let them down, down, down
♪ Them down, down, down
♪ Hang in there, baby Things are crazy
♪ But I know your future's bright
♪ Hang in there, baby There's no maybe
♪ Everything turns out all right
♪ Sure, life is up and down
♪ But trust me It comes back around
♪ Hey Jessie
♪ You're gonna love who you turn out to be
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪
PJ, where are we going?
I have to be at NYU in less than an hour.
To one of the most famous landmarks in the city.
And here we are.
A hot dog cart?
Not just any hot dog cart.
Oh.
According to online reviews, this is the best in all the city.
in Chinatown,
but that was squashed.
No, the cart. It got hit by a bus.
Oh, my gosh, you must be George.
Oh, my gosh, you must be able to read.
Two *** dogs, please.
Oh, I don't want *** on mine.
Get out!
No ***, no sale.
You want hot dog, you go somewhere else.
Okay, that was fun.
Um, I'm gotta go.
Where you gonna be?
Right here. I'm not going anywhere.
PJ, you have one day in New York City
and you're gonna spend it at a hot dog cart?
Why would I leave?
Because...
Okay, see ya.
One *** dog, please, extra ***.
No! You get as much *** as I put on.
No more, no less.
Oh.
Oh, my. Mmm.
The snap of the casing, the tang of the ***.
Oh, you are a genius.
Mmm.
Ho, ho, ho! And what is your name?
Charlie.
And have you been a good girl?
Eh.
Your honesty is refreshing.
What would you like for Christmas?
Charlie!
Um, okay, so, what did you ask Santa for?
Well...
Um, actually, he's just one of Santa's helpers.
The real Santa is up at the North Pole.
So, you can tell me what you asked for.
It's a secret.
Okay, um, hang on a second. Stand right here. Okay?
Uh, excuse me, Santa?
on this ride.
No, no, I'm sorry.
that was just here.
He'll be back this afternoon.
every couple hours.
It's my first time on the subway.
And me without a balloon.
I've heard so much about.
Uh-huh.
It's my first time in the city.
Or as you natives call it, The Big Apple.
So, you don't have a book or a magazine or...
get off at?
I'm trying to get to NYU.
Oh. Here's what you wanna do.
Take this all the way to the end of the line,
get off, get on another train going the opposite direction.
More of that trademark New York humor?
Nope. You're going the wrong way.
You know, uh, George,
I have a question.
They are 67% beef.
That wasn't the question.
Oh, good. (SIGHS) I was fudging the numbers.
Mmm-hmm.
go to the bathroom?
Well, I try not to think about it.
'Cause if I think about it then I have to go.
And now I'm thinking about it!
Watch the cart! I'll be back.
Wow. It's all mine.
Oh, and that's hot!
Uh, one *** dog, no ***.
Skyler?
PJ?
Hi.
What are you doing here?
Teddy's taking a tour of NYU. We're just here for the day.
And you got a job?
It's just temporary.
Oh.
Um, great.
to college.
Wow, good for you.
Well, uh, here's your *** dog, no ***.
Uh, what do I owe you?
It's on me.
It's the least I can do for my ex-girlfriend.
Thanks.
Well, it was good seeing you.
Yeah, you, too.
(SIGHS)
in all the world,
I'm temporarily working at.
Fine.
Okay, what went wrong?
Okay. Okay.
for Christmas.
Well, she whispered it to Santa
and then she wouldn't tell me.
Well, did you ever think about asking Santa?
replaced Fresh Pants Santa.
Honey, it's crazy down there.
Okay, as usual, I have to handle it myself.
and talk to him.
unless you got a kid.
Gabe!
Let's go. You're talking to Santa.
I'll be right with you.
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
a temporary minor delay,
should be moving shortly.
Excuse me?
Did you, uh, did you catch any of that?
Oh, yeah. He said,
should be moving shortly."
I was wondering what that meant.
gonna be moving shortly.
(SIGHS) Well, that's good news.
No, it's bad news.
Why?
You're not from New York, are you?
No. How did you know?
'Cause you don't speak subway.
for a long, long time."
A long, long time."
say that?
Oh, 'cause he wants everyone to remain calm.
Well, it's not working!
This is not good. I need to get to NYU.
This train needs to start moving, now!
we'll be on our way.
Hey, I have to get somewhere, too.
I have a very important audition.
get into NYU.
I'm hoping you two know each other.
I'm her nanny.
I'm Teddy. Hi.
Jessie, I'm hungry.
We'll get you something to eat after my audition.
the audition,
then I have to console you, then I get something to eat?
Yes. Same routine as always.
But I'm hungry now.
(SNIFFS) And something smells good.
What's that?
Lasagna.
I'm going to.
We could have a party right now.
Uh, uh, uh! Sit.
Um, listen, while we're stuck here,
would you mind running lines with me?
Okay, so we're at a very fancy country club,
and you're having tea with your friends.
Okay.
"I've spent all my summers in Southampton.
to a simpler time.
"Oh, here's the girl now."
More tea?
Yeah. It's not a very big part.
They never are.
Ho, ho, ho! Who's next?
Okay, let's do this one standing up.
I think that might be best.
Tell me your name, little... Man.
Gabe. I want cash.
Next!
was here a few hours ago.
Here's a picture of her.
Uh, actually, that's a picture of you.
Oh, sorry about that. Let me just get one of her.
That's me. Me, me, me, me.
Oh, here she is. With me.
Do you remember what present she wanted?
Yeah. It was a doll.
Or a pony.
get rid of me.
It's always a doll or a pony.
or a bike.
Dolls and ponies those are your mainstays.
I don't care about that!
I want to know what she wanted!
and I've got to know!
Ma'am, you're a little out of control.
The holidays can do that to people.
No. It's not just the holidays.
Is that so wrong?
Joe, we got another holiday stress case.
Yes, there's a problem.
is falling apart!
I hear what you're saying.
Now, let's go to Candy Cane Village,
our feelings.
that might be best.
Hey, George. What?
You sold a dog with no ***.
I can see it in your face.
I didn't mean to. It was for my ex-girlfriend.
No exceptions! Everybody gets ***!
Except for Mr. Billy Joel!
Piano Man gets it any way he wants.
gotten over her.
No. I choked.
I just let her walk out of my life again.
and tell her how you feel.
She sounds like a very special girl.
How am I going to do that?
in the world.
in the...
Oh, there she is.
Look, I'm really glad you came back,
'cause I got to tell you something.
still crazy about you.
That's why I came back, too.
around the corner...
Oh, Ezra? He's my cousin,
and very wise in the ways of love.
about you, too.
Really.
I'm never gonna let you go.
Actually, I have to go.
for Christmas.
So this is it?
I'm afraid so.
I mean, you'll be in Denver, and I'll be off to college.
Denver University.
Will you write me?
Oh, every day.
I think I can help.
You're going to school in Denver?
Yeah.
And you live in Denver.
BOTH: (GASPING) Oh!
Yes, I'll hold.
"More tea?"
"More tea?"
for a ride on a private jet.
That's right, I can make that happen.
I'm saying "Morty."
the tour today at 2:00.
But, um, I'm... I'm stuck in the subway.
So... (SIGHS) Hold on.
an important phone call here.
So keep it down.
Seriously, could you knock it off?
forget my line!
Oh, come on! Give me a break!
If you hit that...
Everyone, stop it!
Okay, I know we're all stressed out,
but are you forgetting it's Christmas Eve?
Christmas is not about auditions and college tours.
It's about peace on Earth, good will towards men.
I guess what I'm trying to say is...
Hand over that lasagna!
Zuri's right.
I'm not handing over anything!
It's Christmas.
If I don't make it to NYU, maybe it wasn't meant to be.
Yeah. And maybe me getting that part wasn't meant to be.
You say that every time.
They don't need to know that!
make the best of it.
a little Christmas spirit.
Mr. Steel Drum Man, if you would.
(PLAYING)
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas
♪ And a Happy New Year
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas
♪ And a Happy New Year ♪
Charlie! Charlie, you won't believe it.
the chimney.
Hello-ho-ho, Charlie.
Santa, what are you doing here?
Well, I get so many requests from kids
that sometimes I forget what they asked for.
I'm not 500 years old anymore.
Ho, ho, ho!
Oh, Santa, stick to the script.
and sit on Santa's lap.
No.
Ho, ho! Why not?
Because you're Daddy.
No! No, ho, ho, ho.
I'm Santa.
Then why are you wearing Daddy's shoes?
Okay, sweetie. You can go now.
Great! Now what?
(SIGHS)
Have some nog.
It's Christmas Eve.
She gets to open a present tonight,
and we don't know what she wants!
all upset about.
Who are you?
Joe, the Elf, he taught me a lot today.
without "elf"?
What does that mean?
calmed me down.
Hey, PJ.
Hey, how was NYU?
I'll tell you later.
So, how was your day?
Well, I ate a bunch of hot dogs
and I got back together with Skyler.
How did that happen?
Well, after the first four, I had to take a nap, then...
Oh, right.
I'll, tell you on the plane.
If you're going to Denver, you're not going to Denver.
There's a big blizzard over the Rockies.
The airport is closed.
Teddy, what are we gonna do?
on the subway
and she gave me her number.
Hello. Hi, um, I'm Teddy, who is this?
The butler?
We are so staying there.
Yeah, yeah...
for Charlie?
The big one!
Oh. Okay. Okay. Open it.
(GASPS)
A doll house! I told you Santa knew!
Honey, how did you know what to get her?
I was going to ask you the same question.
No.
...and I didn't get it, then who?
(GASPS)
Come on. It was me.
it was Santa.
That's impossible.
until we're asleep.
So, you used your own money to buy Charlie a doll house?
How did you know?
for a month.
And with Teddy and PJ out of the house,
A good big brother.
It's a Christmas miracle.
(GASPS)
Ew, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
all together for Christmas,
being in New York.
WOMAN: Maybe for you.
Hey, it's the lasagna lady.
I didn't go.
I traded the lasagna for a jet ride,
and then she never called me back!
Tough town.
More caviar, please.
Oh, not that much, you fool.
And draw my bath.
Oh, I'm practicing.
I've never had a butler before.
Well, this should be interesting.
Bring me my slippers.
I know I don't live here, don't you talk back to me.
Charlie.
(RATTLING)
What do you think is in here?
I don't know,
but whatever it is, I'm guessing it's about to throw up.
Am I wrong, or is Zuri really pushing her luck with Santa?
Make sure to hang that one on a sturdy hook.
Coal is very heavy.
I can't believe you invited up
two complete strangers from off the street.
No good can come of that.
That's how I wound up living here.
Exactly.
Hey, it's Christmas Eve! Quit being such a scrooge!
So, what did you get the kids for Christmas?
all the gifts you got 'em.
help me set up
a Christmas treasure hunt for them.
my name on that?
Hey, guys!
Hello, Jessie. Hi, everyone.
Hey.
Welcome to our humble home.
towering over the city."
letting us stay here.
your Christmas Eve.
Aw, well, we wouldn't want you to feel bad.
his thing.
How odd. (CHUCKLES)
Do you also have a chef who hates to cook?
Yeah. Same guy.
their Christmas Eve gifts.
Has everyone picked out a present?
Well, I have now.
Luke Ross, trust fund recipient.
Is he the one you warned me about?
Mmm-hmm.
mistletoe anymore.
What in the silver bells happened here?
Okay, who tried to wrap me?
Hey, why was I sleeping on the floor?
(CLANGING)
And who's playing the piano from the inside?
Luke?
(COUGHING)
about flossing.
We've all dreamed about you flossing.
watch out, watch out.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Yeah!
(GRUNTS)
What happened to our tree?
And why am I the only thing under it?
OMG! All our presents are gone!
I've never heard of Santa taking away presents!
How naughty were you two?
Guys!
I opened up last night?
Nerd.
Neither do I.
But I woke up a few minutes ago,
and I made some troubling discoveries.
Actually, I don't remember anything
that happened last night after Teddy and PJ got here.
Freckles here hitting on me.
you'd go out with me.
Worth a try.
Why can't any of us remember last night?
Judging from my notes, it appears
into a toxic vapor,
memory blackout.
Little Edison Toy Company.
Okay, um, not to add another problem to the list,
but has anyone seen my brother?
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING)
No, but do you have a sister?
It's in there! It's big, it's scary,
and when I woke up, it was nibbling on me!
The butler?
(SNORTING)
Whoa, it's a reindeer!
I thought it was a moose!
Nice reindeer.
Please tell me you're on a break
and Santa's on his way to pick you up!
Yes, Dad, we're having a great Christmas.
They even have a reindeer.
Right, uh, yeah, of course, a plastic one.
A real one would be bizarre and frightening.
Good boy, Prancer.
More like Biter. Or Kicker.
any presents.
Not even socks.
(SOBBING)
an acrylic sweater.
Santa, if you're listening, I didn't mean that!
your parents get home.
We'll split into two teams.
Boys, you sift through the wreckage for anything
last night.
and put away!
I seriously need to change teams.
PJ, you're in charge.
Really? Cool!
Ravi, you're in charge.
chemistry set on Christmas.
Stop crying over spilled magnesium citrate,
last night!
Hey, guys, I think I found our first clue!
Why do you say that?
Because this paper says, "Your first clue."
Ooh! Dibs on reading it!
"Welcome to your Christmas treasure hunt."
What a whimsical holiday treat.
"Sure, it is fun to just get a present,
"but hunting for it is much more pleasant."
Someone hid our presents?
What kind of sicko would do that?
Okay, Sean's heading for the restroom,
last night's security footage.
He had Taco Queen for breakfast.
We've got at least 20.
and PJ got here last night.
unannounced.
surprised by that.
who stole our presents!
Okay, no reindeer or monsters yet.
(CHUCKLES) That's a giant elf.
That's no elf, that's our butler!
It was Bertram?
I always knew he was part Grinch!
He's stealing presents from children?
It does not get any lower than that.
Whoa, it looks like he didn't act alone.
TEDDY: Jessie?
(UNEASY CHUCKLE)
Okay, maybe not the lowest.
It's not like anybody died.
We haven't seen the rest of the tape.
It was you?
You stole our presents?
(STUTTERING) I don't know why I would...
Oh! Now I remember!
so I hid all your presents.
Sounds fun, right?
Not as fun as finding them under the tree!
as Santa intended!
Okay, guys, relax.
We'll just go get the presents.
Great, where are they?
I have no idea.
Oh, someone's about to get Jack Frosted up!
(GRUNTING)
Why didn't you just hide them in the apartment?
Yeah, that would have been smarter.
Okay, who invited her?
(GRUNTING) Let me at her!
on the subway yesterday
preaching peace on Earth?
All I know is, I don't have my presents,
so I need something to rip open!
Okay, guys, calm down!
if anything jogs my memory.
Nope.
All I have is my emergency change of jewelry.
All I've got is my walking around cash.
Well, um, I've got nothing,
but dibs on checking your couch cushions!
eucalyptus wrap,
in Central Park.
I gave you that certificate months ago!
You're a thief and ungrateful!
spend five hours
just to smell like a koala snack!
Wait, this receipt is dated December 24th.
For locker number 339 at the skating rink.
Maybe I put the presents in there!
Then what are we doing here? Let's go!
with us, right?
that would be silly.
Sean, would you mind watching our dog?
Bye, Spot.
(SOFTLY) I think he bought it.
Oh, there is the 12th clue!
All right.
"Now you have come to the glorious stage,
"where the answer is found in the reptile's cage."
Oh, reptile! This one's easy.
strangers in her...
(SCREAMING)
...cage.
(PANTING)
I got... I got it!
in this apartment.
Okay, final clue.
"Don't rush off, stop and think.
"Your presents are in a box by the rink."
in Central Park.
Yes! Ravi, you're brilliant! Let's go!
Oh! Uh, on the way,
and a pint of O-negative?
Here it is! Locker 339!
Okay, I have the combination.
(MACHINE BEEPS)
"Balance due 25 cents?" Does anyone have a quarter?
Oh.
Okay...
ALL: (GASPING) Bertram!
What are you doing in there?
Trying to keep my elbow out of my gall bladder!
come right back for me!
Uh, I have no idea!
None of us have any memory of last night.
(SCOFFS) Must be nice!
this stinky locker!
I'll never be able to go to the gym again.
Again?
Don't you even start!
Wait, why are you trapped in there?
Aw, did Santa give you a time-out?
(GIGGLING)
Jessie, this is all your fault.
The kids were asleep when we left,
so I don't understand why we had to wear these stupid costumes.
I just wanted to see if you'd actually put it on.
Christmas card!
Come on, let's go home.
not in bed?
Why don't you ask her nanny?
(SCOFFS)
to get spoiled.
In there! There! There, there! Go.
(GRUNTING)
Come on, move farther back!
is back here, Narnia?
I know Jessie and Bertram are here somewhere.
I saw them sneak out with all the presents!
Okay, we've been wandering around so long,
I am starting to recognize all the rats.
Can we please go back home?
that Podunk hill town,
but here in New York, we get what's ours.
Okay, Denver is not a Podunk hill town.
We have a pro football team, and our own omelet!
and Jay-Z.
you can come out now.
Uh-oh.
BERTRAM: What does "uh-oh" mean?
to get you out!
Go ahead, splurge. I'll pay you back.
I don't have a quarter!
and be right back.
Just try to relax, and breathe through this.
BERTRAM: Oh, thanks.
Oh, wait, where did you get this straw?
From the trash.
(SPUTTERS)
(SOBBING)
Then you never came back!
I was stuck in here with a moldy salami sandwich!
I don't see a sandwich.
what I did!
(PANTING) Okay, the presents are in one of these lockers!
We know, Sherlock.
Oh, hello, Bertram. Merry Christmas.
(GROANING)
Christmas treasure hunt!
romp it was!
Delightful?
I was almost eaten by a dragon!
And the presents aren't even for me!
My dad always hid my Christmas presents.
without working for it."
Except presents! That's the whole point!
is very inventive.
Thank you, Teddy.
is inventive.
skiing there last year.
Oh, that was Colorado?
I thought that was Switzerland.
fall asleep on a private jet.
You're a very annoying little girl.
Bertram, which locker are the presents in?
They're in the locker right next to me.
The combination is in my pocket, if you'll...
...just help me out of here.
BERTRAM: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Okay, come on, come on.
(GROANS)
Wha...
We need a quarter.
Sorry, I'm all out.
Well, why don't you break one of your hundreds?
I have one in my pocket,
He has a quarter!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Kids, be careful!
I think this might qualify as a mugging.
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
(ALL GASPING)
ZURI: Jackpot! Yeah!
Aw!
I knew you'd have fun on my treasure hunt!
Well, all's well that ends well.
Get me out of here!
You know, now that Bertram explained everything,
it's all starting to come back to me.
forgetting of something.
JESSIE: And there it is.
Guys, I just found the weirdest thing!
(GASPING) Second weirdest.
Suddenly, Zuri and Teddy
makes perfect sense.
What, so you two stole the reindeer?
Huh, there's a sentence I never thought I'd say.
I don't remember stealing a reindeer!
from Denver would do.
Zuri, that's enough!
We don't do that!
now and then, but...
It says Prancer was supposed to be a part of
the charity concert in the park today.
You mean, that deer can sing?
Oh, you two are going away for life!
Jessie, why do we have to confess?
Why can't we just release Prancer and run.
Yeah, for once, I agree with her.
It's a Christmas miracle.
Aw, look at that sad little pen.
Oh, now I remember why we took him!
Yeah, yeah, me, too!
last night,
we saw Prancer locked up in that prison,
so I decided to take him home.
And you went along with that?
I had a tough choice to make.
or the reindeer.
(SNORTING)
Prancer! Thank goodness!
Where was he?
Uh, weirdest thing.
In the Statue of Liberty.
Wait a minute.
You two stole Prancer!
I'm calling the cops!
Okay, okay! We did it.
But you wouldn't send three sweet,
young girls to jail, would you?
Uh, not three! I'm innocent!
And they're really sorry.
Sorry won't raise money for the kids.
Or put toys in their donation bins.
But you've got Prancer back now,
and you're still having the charity concert, right?
Wrong! After Prancer went missing,
our singer, Joey Fatone, helped search for him.
He was out there all night, calling Prancer's name,
and by this morning, he lost his voice.
And his watch. He was mugged.
Wow, way to bring down the room.
Dial it back.
but they don't have a singer.
Zuri, I am so disappointed in you.
without me!
That was on my bucket list!
As long as I'm not on it.
the Joey Fatone.
Guys, the point is,
kids have a happy Christmas,
and now that's not going to happen.
And it's all our fault!
I feel terrible.
find our presents.
do not get any.
There's got to be something we can do.
Wait! I just got the greatest idea!
You can sing at the charity concert,
of toy-givers,
thereby saving the day?
(STAMMERS) Actually, I was gonna say
your idea way better!
for the charity.
You can sing, right?
Like a bird.
in a pear tree!
(CHUCKLES) Thanks.
a watchin'.
Yeah, it's not the turnout we expected,
but at least we'll get a few toys.
More than a few! Look.
(GASPING)
Look at all the presents!
Jessie, we thought about what you said,
and we realized we've only been thinking
about ourselves this Christmas.
to the toy drive.
You do?
That is so sweet of you.
I am so proud of you guys!
Well, we already have so much.
And, you know what?
Not being selfish feels really good.
Aw, Luke.
with these socks!
An Amazon river cruise and zip-line adventure!
(SOBBING)
Still proud.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Please welcome the very talented,
hopefully,
Jessie Prescott.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Thank you.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Gotta have a little mistletoe
♪ Mix it with a little jingle bells
♪ Need to have a bit of winter snow
♪ Yeah
♪ Come on over, celebrate with me
♪ Hang a seraph on a Christmas tree
♪ Tie it all up with a perfect bow
♪ You and I
♪ We'll be dreaming tonight
♪ By the fire
♪ I can't wait 'cause it's my
♪ Favorite time of year
♪ Yeah, it's almost here
♪ Can you see it now?
♪ It's coming and coming and coming around
♪ My favorite time of year
♪ Feel it in the air
♪ Can you feel it now?
♪ It's coming and coming and coming around ♪
(CHEERING)
Thanks.
Okay, the cab is on its way.
Mmm, bye-bye.
to tip the help.
When did he help us?
Can you break a quarter?
(SIGHS)
we'll never forget.
And still don't completely remember.
I was attempting last night
our short-term memory.
Guys, check this out.
will explain everything!
what happened to me,
your sister got run over by a reindeer!
(SNORTING)
Prancer, you are about to go on the naughty list!
Whoa!
(ZURI SCREAMING)
(WHINNYING)
Now I know why Santa leaves them on the roof.
Ravi! Where's that knock-out serum?
We need to tranquilize this reindeer stat!
Almost there!
Luke, add the chartreuse chemical!
I don't know what chartreuse is!
Uh, here! Let's use this!
No! That is turquoise, you idiot!
and yellow?
into a vapor,
which could knock us out!
(COUGHING)
Hide! Knock-out vapor on the loose!
(COUGHING)
Is that a fancy way of saying you cut the cheese?
Whoa, what did you eat?
Can't... Sleep.
Must get Bertram out of locker.
(REINDEER SNORTING)
Wish us good luck, Charlie.
(CHUCKLES)
Okay, that does explain everything.
Except, who the heck's Charlie?
JESSIE: ♪ Gotta have a little mistletoe
♪ Mix it with a little jingle bells
♪ Need to have a bit of winter snow
♪ 'Cause it's my
♪ Favorite time of year
♪ Yeah, it's almost here
♪ Can you see it now?
♪ It's coming and coming and coming around ♪