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- PREVIOUSLY ON VANDERPUMP RULES...
- WILL YOU MARRY ME?
- OF COURSE I WILL.
- YOU'RE ENGAGED, MOTHER[bleep]! - [laughs]
- JAX TOLD ME THAT ARIANA AND TOM HAVE HOOKED UP.
- MY [bleep] RELATIONSHIP AND MY LIFE
IS IN [bleep] SHAMBLES RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF YOU.
- WHY DON'T YOU GO TAKE CARE OF THIS WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND,
NOT ME? - SHUT THE [bleep] UP, JAX!
IT ALL COMES BACK TO YOU!
- I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT HAVE YOUR [bleep] BACK
FOR THREE YEARS STRAIGHT.
- LIKE, WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE AROUND YOU,
BECAUSE THIS IS SUCH A TOXIC SITUATION.
- WHAT THE [bleep] HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU?
- THEN MAYBE WE ALL SHOULDN'T BE FRIENDS,
BECAUSE THIS ISN'T [bleep] WORKING OUT.
I DON'T KNOW IF KATIE'S ACTUALLY EVEN GONNA COME.
SHE SAID THAT JAX AND KRISTEN HAD SEX IN JANUARY.
- WHAT? - ARE YOU [bleep] ME?
- DID YOU [bleep] KRISTEN?
- LISTEN, I MIGHT HAVE HAD SEX WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE,
BUT NOT KRISTEN, OKAY?
NOT KRISTEN.
- WHAT ARE YOUR OPTIONS?
- I WANT TO TEXT HIM FROM HER PHONE.
[phone vibrates] - WHAT DOES IT SAY?
- "KRISTEN, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT."
- EVEN IF YOU AND I WERE NOT FRIENDS,
I WOULD NEVER [bleep] JAX WITH A 10-FOOT POLE.
- THANK [bleep] GOD.
[Dena Deadly's Raise Your Glass]
- ♪ YOU KNOW ♪
♪ THAT IT'S OUR TIME ♪
♪ THESE ARE THE BEST DAYS ♪
♪ OF OUR LIVES ♪
♪ JUST RAISE YOUR GLASSES HIGH ♪
♪ THIS ONE'S FOR YOU TONIGHT ♪
- ♪ LOS ANGELES IS THE PLACE TO BE ♪
♪ LIVING THE CALIFORNIA DREAM ♪
- YOU PICKED THE WORST DAY TO LEAVE TOWN.
SO KRISTEN GOES CRAZY. SHE LEAVES WORK.
AFTER WORK...
KATIE, SCHEANA, ARIANA, MYSELF, AND LISA
ARE ALL SITTING AROUND, AND SHE BRINGS UP
THE TOM AND KRISTEN THING, AND THEN LISA SAYS,
"WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS THING WITH KRISTEN AND JAX?"
SO LISA SAYS, "LET'S BRING JAX OVER HERE AND ASK HIM."
SO I'M LIKE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ANYTHING FROM THAT.
YOU'RE HIGH.
THAT IS SOMETHING THAT WILL BE TAKEN TO THE GRAVE.
HE'S LIKE, "KRISTEN WHO? WHO? WHO'S KRISTEN?"
- "OH, NO." - "SHE'S LIKE A SISTER TO ME.
"SHE SMELLS LIKE COFFEE AND CIGARETTES.
"I WOULD NEVER. THIS IS A JOKE.
LIKE, HONESTLY, THIS IS A JOKE. THIS IS LAUGHABLE."
- KEEPS GOING ON AND WE'RE LIKE, "JUST SAY IT. JUST SAY IT."
- WE'RE LIKE, "COME ON."
AND HE'S LIKE, "OKAY, YES."
YEP, KRISTEN [bleep] JAX.
IT HAPPENED TWICE, NOT JUST ONCE.
THE FIRST TIME, TOM WAS ASLEEP
IN THE OTHER ROOM AT KRISTEN'S HOUSE.
JAX AND KRISTEN WERE ON THE COUCH, WATCHING DRIVE,
AND SHE STARTED GOING DOWN ON HIM.
HE RETURNED THE FAVOR,
AND THEY HAD SEX WHILE TOM WAS SLEEPING IN THE NEXT ROOM.
- WHAT A PIECE OF [bleep]. WHAT--I MEAN--
- EXACTLY.
- IT DOESN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT.
LIKE, THE BETRAYAL SHE'S PUT YOU THROUGH--I'M SORRY, STASSI,
LIKE, THAT YOU'VE HAD TO PUT UP WITH THIS.
I WOULD NEVER, EVER, SERIOUSLY, LIKE, HONESTLY,
EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER PUT YOU THROUGH THIS.
EVER.
IT'S--I HATE HER.
- I'VE NEVER BEEN-- NO, I'VE NEVER BEEN
FILLED WITH SO MUCH HATRED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
I AM GOING TO CRUCIFY HER.
I AM GOING TO DESTROY HER LIFE. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
THIS IS THE MOST [bleep]-UP SITUATION.
"A," MY BEST FRIEND [bleep] MY EX-BOYFRIEND.
LIKE, WHEN SHE SAW THAT, LIKE, I WAS GIVING JAX,
LIKE, A SECOND CHANCE, LIKE, SHE WAS BANGING HIM.
"B," KRISTEN WAS ENCOURAGING ME TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH JAX
WHILE SHE WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIM.
- SANDOVAL'S PROBABLY GOING TO TRY TO PUNCH JAX.
- "C," SHE IS STILL WITH TOM AND WAS WITH TOM WHEN SHE DID THIS.
- HE DOESN'T KNOW? - TOM DOESN'T KNOW.
- OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
- "D," TOM AND JAX ARE BEST FRIENDS.
- DOESN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THIS,
FOR A FRIEND, THAN BETRAYAL.
THIS IS IT.
- "E," SHE'S THE MOST HORRIBLE *** ON THE PLANET.
- I JUST WISH I COULD TAKE BACK ALL, LIKE--
THE LAST, LIKE, THREE YEARS, JUST GET THAT TIME BACK.
- WE SPENT THE LAST THREE YEARS, THOUGH, OF HER CALLING US
EVERY DAY ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP AND PUTTING ALL OF THIS
"TOM CHEATING" STUFF ON US, RUINING MY CABO TRIP.
- SICK, SAD, LITTLE WORLD IS ABOUT TO GO UP IN FLAMES.
- I WANT TO WRAP A *** IN ACID
AND GIVE IT TO KRISTEN AS A PRESENT...
- OH, MY GOD.
- SO THAT IT TEARS OUT HER INSIDES.
- HOW DO I MAKE A BULLET? [laughs]
- ARE THERE OTHER BULLETS ON THERE?
- YEAH. - CUT AND PASTE.
- JUST COPY AND PASTE. - THAT'S WHAT I DO.
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE A JOB ANYMORE,
SO THIS IS PROBABLY A GOOD TIME TO START LOOKING ELSEWHERE.
I DON'T WANT TO [bleep] BARTEND. I DON'T WANT TO WAIT TABLES.
- YEAH, WELL, WE STILL GOT TO PAY BILLS.
- I DON'T WANT TO BE DOING THIS A YEAR FROM NOW.
- WELL, THE BEST POSITION TO BE IN IS
WHERE YOU HAVE TO QUIT YOUR JOB
BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST TOO BUSY WITH ACTING STUFF.
- THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
- OKAY, WELL, LET'S GET THERE.
- I'M JUST [bleep] OVER IT. LIKE...
- I GOT TO WORK TONIGHT.
- THAT'S EXCITING. - I KNOW, BABE.
WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO MAKE MONEY HERE.
- YOU DON'T PAY MY BILLS, ***.
- I KNOW, BUT I'M, LIKE, PREPARING MYSELF.
- AM I ALLOWED TO STILL SAY THAT I WORK WELL
IN GROUP SITUATIONS AND THAT I'M PUNCTUAL?
- YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THE DAMN JOB.
- "WORKS WELL WITH OTHERS." [laughs]
- ♪ DO YOU WANT SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT? ♪
♪ BRUISES AND BOYFRIENDS ♪
- AND DID YOU WANT TO HEAR THE SPECIALS TODAY?
- YEAH, TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN.
GUYS, PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I TELL YOU,
SO I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THE SAME THING AGAIN.
SO WE KNOW WHERE THE LIGHTS ARE SET,
WHERE THE MUSIC-- I FEEL LIKE A BROKEN RECORD.
OBVIOUSLY, JUST TRY NOT TO PUT
TOO MANY PEOPLE NEAR THE VERANDA ROOM.
- OKAY.
- YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IF IT DOES RAIN,
WE MIGHT NEED TO MOVE SOME PEOPLE IN.
- OKAY. NO PROBLEM.
- YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?
- YES, YES, OKAY. - OKAY. ALL RIGHT, GOOD. OKAY.
- THANK YOU. SEE YOU. - THANKS. OKAY.
- LISA... [car door closes]
WAIT, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
- OKAY, SIT DOWN. QUICKLY.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU STILL FEEL BAD AFTER LAST NIGHT?
- HOW CAN I NOT FEEL BAD AFTER LAST NIGHT?
- I NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD ADMIT IT.
STASSI AND I HAD THE SAME REACTION.
WE WERE INCREDULOUS. WE WERE GOB-SMACKED.
WE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LIKE...
AND THEN THE EMOTIONAL COMPONENT SET IN WITH HER.
- I LITERALLY-- I WANT TO DESTROY HER.
- DON'T CRY NOW.
LISTEN, DON'T BECOME A VICTIM OF THIS, STASSI.
YOU JUST FEEL SO LET DOWN BY HER.
- I HATE HER, I HATE HER, I HATE HER, I HATE HER.
I DON'T LOVE JAX. I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH HIM.
IT DOESN'T HURT ME THAT HE DID IT.
IT IS THAT MY BEST FRIEND DID THAT TO ME,
AND THAT'S EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD.
WHY IS SHE STILL WORKING HERE?
- I CANNOT FIRE SOMEBODY
BECAUSE THEY SLEEP WITH YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND.
- IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.
- I'D HAVE FIRED HALF MY STAFF BY NOW,
THE PROBLEMS YOU'VE HAD WITH SOME.
- THIS WAS ABOUT THE WAY SHE ACTS AT WORK.
- I KNOW. SHE'S SPIRALING DOWNWARDS, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
I'M WORRIED ABOUT HER.
- MAYBE BECAUSE SHE BANGS PEOPLE'S BOYFRIENDS.
THIS ISN'T JUST JAX.
WHEN PETER AND I WERE DATING,
SHE CAME ON TO PETER AND TRIED TO HOOK UP WITH HIM.
BUT PETER SAID NO. - WELL, SHE WANTS WHAT YOU HAVE.
GLOVES ARE OFF. I UNDERSTAND THAT.
IT'S THE FACT THAT JAX DECIDED TO TELL YOU
AND ADMIT IT HIMSELF.
SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA DENY IT, YOU KNOW THAT.
- I KNOW SHE'S GONNA DENY IT.
THAT'S THE--IT WILL NEVER COME OUT OF HER MOUTH, EVER.
I DON'T WANT TO CONFRONT KRISTEN ALONE BECAUSE I KNOW THAT
SHE'S JUST GONNA SPIN A STORY, DO DAMAGE CONTROL, LIE TO ME.
I DON'T WANT TO GIVE HER A CHANCE TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING.
EVERYONE'S GONNA SEE HER FOR WHAT SHE IS.
- BUT DON'T LET HER TAKE YOU DOWN.
- NO, I'M GOING TO TAKE HER DOWN.
- DON'T YOU CREATE A SCENE HERE. - I'M NOT.
I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT AT THE RESTAURANT,
BECAUSE WHEN I DO IT... - RESPECT MY BUSINESS.
- IT'S GONNA BE-- IT'S GONNA BE HUGE.
THERE IS NO PUNISHMENT THAT'S BIG ENOUGH FOR KRISTEN.
SO ANYTHING THAT I DO, I FEEL TOTALLY JUSTIFIED.
- STASSI, DON'T GANG UP ON HER. IT'S BETWEEN YOU AND HER.
THAT'S IT. DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE.
TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR HIPS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
[starts engine] REMEMBER WHAT I SAID, STASSI.
- WHAT'S UP, GUYS? - HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
WHOO! OUT OF JAIL. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUDE.
- WHAT'S UP, DUDE? THANKS FOR COMING, BUDDY.
- YEAH, FOR SURE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRO.
- WE STARTED WONDERING IF YOU WERE BACK IN JAIL.
- I KNOW, RIGHT? - WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
LET'S GO ENJOY SOME FOOD, HUH?
- LET'S GO GET SOME FOOD, MAN. - GET SOME GRUB.
- ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. - WOW, LOOK AT THIS.
- WHERE YOU SITTING, RIGHT HERE? - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
IT'S MY 34TH BIRTHDAY.
AND LET ME TELL YOU, LAST YEAR WAS REALLY ROUGH.
BETWEEN STASSI, MY FRIENDS,
OUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE GROUP,
IT'S BEEN A TOUGH YEAR.
- SO DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE?
- YES. I GOT ENGAGED ON TUESDAY.
[applause]
NO TURNING BACK NOW, RIGHT?
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, AND HAPPY ENGAGEMENT TO YOU.
- AND TO JAX TURNING 29 FOR THE FOURTH TIME
SINCE MOVING TO L.A. - 29!
- HOW'D THE SHOTS GO, GENTLEMEN? ALL RIGHT?
- THEY WENT GREAT, JERRY. - THANK YOU.
- SOMETIMES WE DO, LIKE, A-- PUT A NICE LITTLE LOBSTER, CHOP,
WHATEVER, EVERYBODY GETS A PIECE.
ONE OF THE SPECIALTIES OF THE HOUSE.
- THAT SOUNDS, ACTUALLY, REALLY GOOD.
- SOUNDS PERFECT. - ALL RIGHT?
LET ME GET ONE OF THOSE STARTED FOR YOU.
- WITH ALL THE CRAP THAT'S BEEN GOING DOWN,
I KIND OF JUST WANT THE GUYS TOGETHER,
HAVE SOME STEAK AND LOBSTER, NO STRESS, NO WOMEN.
LET'S MAKE THAT CLEAR. NO WOMEN. NO WOMEN.
- YOU SHOULD DO IT ON YOUR BUTT.
I'LL TATTOO "KATIE" ON MY BUTT
IF YOU TATTOO "SCHEANA" ON YOUR BUTT.
- DUDE, I WOULD TATTOO "SCHWARTZ"
ON MY BODY BEFORE "SCHEANA."
all: WHOA! - BAD, BAD, BAD!
- WE ALL KNOW THAT JAX HAS HAD MANY ONE-NIGHT STANDS.
FROM NOW ON, MAYBE YOU COULD LEAVE THEM, LIKE, A SOUVENIR.
- OH, MY GOD.
- YOU BROKE A LOT OF HEARTS, JAX.
[laughter]
- TOP-NOTCH. - TOP-NOTCH.
- THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN-- - JAX, YOU GOT TO PUT THAT ON.
[indistinct chatter]
- HI. - OH, STASSI.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WRATH
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH WITH TOM?
- THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.
- LISTEN, YOU'RE NO ANGEL, SWEETHEART.
YOU'RE NOT.
- HI. - OH, STASSI.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
- WHAT THE-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I GUESS I'LL SIT AT THE HEAD OF THE TABLE.
OR AM I KILLING BOYS' NIGHT?
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
- MAY I HAVE A GLASS OF WINE?
- WHY ARE YOU AT MY BOYS' NIGHT?
- YOU'VE CRASHED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY BIRTHDAYS,
SO I FELT IT WAS ONLY--
- NOT THAT I WOULDN'T INVITE YOU.
- WELL, YOU CRASHED VEGAS.
- AH. NOW THE PARTY'S HERE.
- HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY BIRTHDAY LIKE THIS?
YOU CAME TO THE PIRATE SHIP WITH CHICKS
AND THEN DID THE SAME AT SQUID ROE.
- ARE YOU GONNA START A FIGHT? 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT FIGHTING.
THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY.
- NO, WE'RE NOT HERE TO START A FIGHT.
- WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?
- I AM HERE TO DISCUSS SOMETHING WITH YOU, THOUGH.
YOU SPENT THE LAST YEAR
PROFESSING I'M THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU
WHILE YOU WERE BANGING ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS, KRISTEN.
- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
WHY THE HELL DID YOU SLEEP WITH KRISTEN?
- IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY.
WE DON'T PROSECUTE HIM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
- I KNOW IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY. I UNDERSTAND THAT.
- I GOT PROSECUTED LAST YEAR ON MY BIRTHDAY,
AND I WAS LEFT BY MYSELF WITH PETER.
SERIOUSLY?
- I DIDN'T MEAN TO. - SHUT UP, SCHWARTZ.
- WHAT IS TOM SUPPOSED TO THINK ABOUT ALL THIS?
- HE'S CHEATED ON HER MULTIPLE TIMES.
- JAX, JAX.
- I MEAN, KRISTEN HAS SLEPT IN MY BED BEFORE.
SHE WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH TOM, BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENED.
I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP WITH EVERYTHING THAT MOVES.
THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES ME FROM THE ANIMALS.
- DON'T TRY AND TURN IT ON HIM. JUST SAY YOU [bleep] UP.
- I'M NOT. IS THIS GONNA GO THERE RIGHT NOW, REALLY?
- I HAD HEARD RUMORS OF THIS, BUT HONESTLY,
EVEN FOR JAX'S STANDARDS,
I NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
I DON'T THINK THINGS WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.
- I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.
I DID SOMETHING REALLY [bleep] UP.
- BUT I'M NOT HERE, JAX, TO FIGHT WITH YOU.
THIS IS ALL ABOUT KRISTEN RIGHT NOW.
AS WEIRD AS IT SOUNDS...
- I'VE ALREADY THROWN HER UNDER THE BUS.
SHE SLEPT WITH ME. WE SLEPT TOGETHER TWICE.
IT'S OVER. ONCE AT HERS, ONCE AT MINE.
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, JAX?
IF YOU ACTUALLY APPRECIATE ME AS A PERSON
AND LOVE ME AS A PERSON THE WAY THAT YOU SAY YOU DO,
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME THE DETAILS.
- I HAVE YOUR NAME ON MY ARM!
- AND I'M ALSO HERE TO ASK FOR YOUR HELP.
- HELP FOR WHAT?
- I'M PLANNING A GET-TOGETHER, AND KRISTEN IS INVITED.
I NEED YOU TO BE THERE.
- YOU WANT ME TO BE THERE.
- YOU KNOW THAT WHEN I DO CALL HER OUT,
SHE'S GONNA DENY, DENY.
AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE THERE AND YOU'RE TELLING HER,
YES, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED,
SHE'S GONNA LOOK AT YOU AND CALL YOU A LIAR.
- THAT'S FINE. - AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA REACT?
ARE YOU GONNA SAY YOU MADE IT ALL UP?
- NO, IT'S 34, MAN. I'M NOT LYING ABOUT NOTHING.
- IT'S TIME TO TELL THE WHOLE STORY.
- NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW.
- YOU WANT TO KNOW ALL THIS DIRTY [bleep]?
- NO, I WANT TO KNOW THE FIRST TIME.
- I DON'T KNOW.
WE WERE ON THE COUCH, AND WE HOOKED UP.
SHE WAS MAD AT TOM. SHE WAS FIGHTING WITH TOM.
TOM PASSED OUT. WE HOOKED UP.
- MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST, LIKE, STEP OUT FOR--
IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT.
- GUYS, GUYS, LISTEN.
I'M GONNA GO RESOLVE THIS OUTSIDE.
IT WAS A YEAR OF STASSI AND I GETTING BACK TOGETHER,
NOT GETTING BACK TOGETHER, HER TAKING ME BACK
AND THEN LEAVING ME A WEEK LATER AND GOING BACK TO FRANK.
I WAS A MESS. I WAS A TOTAL MESS.
I WASN'T EATING. I WASN'T SLEEPING.
YOU KNOW, I WAS CRASHING AT TOM AND KRISTEN'S.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE JUST SO DISTRAUGHT,
YOU DON'T THINK STRAIGHT.
I MADE A BAD DECISION, LIKE, A REALLY BAD DECISION.
- I'M GOING TO DESTROY HER.
SHE'S GONNA LOSE EVERY FRIEND SHE HAS.
- DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WRATH
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH WITH TOM?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?
- THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.
- EVERY GUY IN THE WORLD DOES THE SAME [bleep].
I WANT TO BE HERE FOR YOU.
LISTEN, YOU'RE NO ANGEL, SWEETHEART. YOU'RE NOT.
- I'M NOT AN ANGEL? - YOU MAY THINK YOU ARE.
- WHAT HAVE I DONE?
- COME ON. THESE GUYS WOULDN'T HAVE--
- CHEATED ON ME IF I DIDN'T DESERVE IT?
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? - STOP, STOP.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
IT'S JUST SOMETIMES THAT YOU'RE HOSTILE WITH WORDS TO PEOPLE.
THAT'S ALL I SAID. DON'T RUN AWAY.
- I'M SO SORRY THAT I'M INTELLIGENT...
- STOP. - AND THAT I'M GOOD WITH WORDS.
- OKAY, STOP. I'M GONNA DO THIS FOR YOU.
I'M GONNA DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH KRISTEN.
I'M GONNA DO THIS FOR YOU
BECAUSE I RESPECT YOU AND I LOVE YOU.
STOP. STOP. STOP.
YOU GONNA STOP?
ARE YOU GONNA STOP?
- I'M GONNA GO.
- ALL RIGHT. THANKS FOR COMING BY.
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU.
- GUYS, GUESS WHO'S BACK.
- WHAT THE HELL?
- HE'S BACK. [all clapping]
- ALL YOU GUYS KNOW, ACTUALLY, WHAT HAPPENED NOW.
- IF TOM COMES AFTER YOU, I'M GONNA STEP OUT OF THE WAY.
- YOU GOT TO LET HIM PUNCH YOU. - YEAH.
- AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T TOUCH THE FACE OR THE HAIR, IT'S COOL.
- AS LONG AS THIS DOESN'T GET TOUCHED, IT'S COOL.
- THIS IS OKAY.
- THIS IS MY MONEYMAKER RIGHT HERE.
- HI. - HEY.
- HOW ARE YOU? - HEY.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. WELCOME, ALL RIGHT.
- THIS IS TOM, MY BOYFRIEND. - HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
- TOM, GOOD TO MEET YOU. - PAUL, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- SO... - TO THE EDITING PLACE.
- LET'S PUT WHOEVER GETS THE MORE COMFORTABLE CHAIR...
- THAT WOULD BE ME.
- THE GORGEOUS GIRL SHOULD GET THAT.
TOM, I'M SORRY. YOU HAVE TO...
- NO, THAT'S GREAT, ACTUALLY.
- YOU GET THE LITTLE WHATEVER CHAIR.
- I LIKE THIS.
- STEP ONE IN REFOCUSING ON MYSELF AND MY LIFE
IS REDOING MY ACTING REEL
TO BOOK ME WORK AND GET ME SOME GREAT AUDITIONS.
- YOUR REEL'S GONNA LOOK AWESOME.
THIS IS GONNA HELP YOU GET AN AGENT.
YOU'RE GONNA GET WORK OFF THIS.
- SO THIS IS A NICE FIGHT SCENE.
- YOU KNOW, MOM, HE JUST WANTS A VISA, OKAY?
- DAMN YOU!
- THAT WAS A REAL SLAP. - YEAH, IT [bleep] HURT SO BAD.
- SHOWS YOU TAKE A SLAP WELL.
AT LEAST WE'VE GOT THAT GOING FOR IT.
LET'S TAKE A PEEK AT THIS ONE.
- MOM, IT'S A 100% SCHOLARSHIP SCHOOL.
- LET'S LOOK AT ADDING A LITTLE PIECE
OF THE SCENE AFTER THAT WITH THE BOYFRIEND.
- [chuckles] OH.
I LOVE WATCHING THIS SCENE... NOT.
- WELL, AT LEAST IT'S TASTEFUL. THIS IS--
- NOTHING MORE AWKWARD THAN WATCHING YOUR OWN SEX SCENE.
- WELL, IT'S JUST KIND OF THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD.
- RIGHT.
- I'M SURE TOM LOVES IT.
WHY DON'T I PLAY AROUND WITH IT?
WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT IT IN ABOUT 10 OR 15.
- YEAH, WE'LL SEE WHAT WE GET. - YEAH. OKAY.
- WE'LL BE GOOD ON TIME.
I WANT TO GRAB DINNER...
- I KNOW. - BEFORE TONIGHT.
I SENT TEXTS OUT TO BOTH KATIE AND STASSI AND APOLOGIZED.
STASSI SAID THAT SHE WOULD BE
WILLING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ME TONIGHT.
- IS THAT GONNA BE AWKWARD? - I MEAN, I'M SURE IT WILL BE.
KATIE AND STASSI SAID THEIR [bleep] PIECE.
THEY'VE MADE IT VERY CLEAR HOW THEY FELT.
I'VE APOLOGIZED TO BOTH OF THEM
FOR EVERY REASON THAT THEY COULD POSSIBLY BE MAD AT ME ABOUT.
I'VE OWNED EVERYTHING THAT I'VE DONE.
I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER
I CAN EVEN LAST THERE WITH MY SANITY.
THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO BE DOING.
- I THINK I'M KIND OF CLOSE TO SOMETHING ROUGH HERE
THAT I'M KIND OF HAPPY WITH.
- IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
- THIS IS WHY YOUR BOYFRIEND LEFT YOU.
- [bleep] YEAH! - COOL.
- YES! - THAT GIVES YOU AN IDEA, RIGHT?
- YES. YEAH, THAT LOOKS GREAT. - YEAH, YEAH.
- IT'S ONE THING TO BE MISERABLE
AND NOT BE ABLE TO HELP YOURSELF.
BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING TO BE MISERABLE
AND MAKE EVERYONE'S LIVES MISERABLE FOR MONTHS.
PUNISHMENT IS THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS
WHAT A COMPLETE [bleep] OF A PERSON YOU ARE.
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY USED TO DO EXECUTIONS IN PUBLIC?
- JAX BETTER SHOW UP.
- WHAT IF HE DOESN'T?
- IT'S A LITTLE BIG, 'CAUSE I GOT IT 4 3/4 AND I'M A 4 1/2,
BUT I DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE TOO TIGHT IF I GET SWOLLEN.
- HI.
- HELLO.
- ABOUT TIME. - HOW YOU FEELING?
- I'M SCARED. - SCARED?
- SIT DOWN.
- I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU FOUND THE TEXT FROM KRISTEN.
- OH, YEAH.
- I KNOW EVERYONE'S WONDERING
WHY I'M NOT GOING AS *** JAX AS I AM ON KRISTEN.
AND IT'S--HONESTLY, I LOOK AT IT LIKE I STRUCK A PLEA DEAL.
HE TOLD ME THE TRUTH.
HE'S GONNA BACK ME UP. HE'S GOING TO ADMIT TO IT.
AFTER THAT, I'M DONE WITH HIM.
- SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?
- I'M GONNA SIT HER AND TALK TO KRISTEN AND LET HER APOLOGIZE
FOR ALL THE THINGS SHE'S BEEN TRYING TO APOLOGIZE.
AND I'M GONNA SIT HERE AND TALK TO HER FOR A WHILE.
AND THEN, EVENTUALLY, I'M GONNA BRING IT UP.
IT'S VERY NECESSARY TO GET EVERY SINGLE PERSON HERE,
'CAUSE I'M GONNA [bleep] CRUCIFY HER.
SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
- YOU SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
WHAT THE [bleep]?
- SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?
- I AM GONNA SIT HERE AND TALK TO KRISTEN AND LET HER APOLOGIZE
FOR ALL THE THINGS SHE'S BEEN TRYING TO APOLOGIZE.
AND I'M GONNA SIT HERE AND TALK TO HER FOR A WHILE.
AND THEN, EVENTUALLY, I'M GONNA BRING IT UP.
THIS IS THE THING.
KRISTEN'S GONNA DENY IT AND CALL YOU A LIAR.
I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE HERE,
BECAUSE YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO BE 100% HONEST.
- I TOLD YOU I'D DO THAT FOR YOU.
- KRISTEN AND TOM COME IN,
WE'RE GONNA ALL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S GOING ON,
MAKE THEM FEEL COMFORTABLE.
- SO WHAT'S THE PLAN? - I'M TELLING YOU THE PLAN.
- KRISTEN SLEEPING WITH JAX-- ULTIMATE BETRAYAL.
STASSI WAS HER BEST FRIEND. JAX IS TOM'S BEST FRIEND.
IT'S SO DISGUSTING TO ME, I CAN'T EVEN WRAP MY HEAD AROUND
HOW SOMEONE COULD DO SOMETHING THAT SICK.
- HEY! - HEY!
WHAT'S UP, EVERYONE? HOW YOU DOING?
- GOOD. - HEY.
- THANK YOU. LIKEWISE. ACTUALLY A LITTLE HOT.
- HAVE YOU SEEN THE RING YET?
- OH, MY GOD. - CAN I TOUCH IT?
- YES. - WOW.
- YES.
- STASSI WANTS TO WRANGLE RIGHT NOW.
- AREN'T ANY BETTER. - OH, WOW.
- PINK ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM. - SHH.
- I'M SCARED [bleep]LESS. MY STOMACH IS IN KNOTS.
I WANT TO THROW UP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
IS TOM GONNA COME AT ME?
I DON'T KNOW. BUT THIS IS GONNA BE BAD.
- OKAY, YOU KNOW WE ALL WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
'CAUSE, LIKE, YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE SORRY A THOUSAND TIMES
IN ALL OF THE TEXT MESSAGES. - YEAH, OF COURSE.
- WHY ARE YOU BEING SO QUIET? - I'M JUST LISTENING.
- I WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY,
'CAUSE IT'S JUST, LIKE, I JUST FEEL LIKE WE'VE GONE THROUGH,
YOU, LIKE, LASHING OUT ON ME. - MM-HMM.
- AND THEN YOU SAY SORRY,
AND THEN IT JUST, LIKE, HAPPENS AGAIN.
AND THEN IT JUST, LIKE, YOU'VE BEEN A [bleep] FRIEND.
THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
AND I FEEL LIKE I AND KATIE HAVE BEEN THERE FOR YOU...
- I DEFINITELY DON'T THINK I'VE BEEN
A [bleep] FRIEND TO YOU, BY ANY MEANS.
I THINK THAT ME ALLOWING MY DRAMA
WITH MY RELATIONSHIP AFFECT OUR FRIENDSHIP WASN'T COOL.
IN THAT MOMENT, LIKE, I LITERALLY
FELT LIKE MY LIFE WAS CRUMBLING APART.
- BUT YOU FREAKED OUT AT US THE OTHER NIGHT.
IT'S LIKE-- - I FELT THAT WAY FOR TWO WEEKS.
- YOU KNOW OUR FAMILIES. YOU KNOW MY MOM.
YOU'VE BEEN TO MY PARENTS' HOUSE.
YOU'VE STAYED WITH ME NUMEROUS TIMES.
LIKE, WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR ALMOST FOUR YEARS.
AND YOU BANGED MY EX-BOYFRIEND.
- WHICH EX-BOYFRIEND?
- SHOULD WE GO THROUGH THE LIST?
HOW MANY OTHER ONES HAVE YOU BANGED?
JAX.
- I'M NOT BANGING JAX.
- ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA-- - JAX.
- REALLY, ARE WE GONNA GO THERE AGAIN?
- JAX.
- YEAH. - ARE YOU SAYING THAT I--REALLY?
- JAX TOLD EVERYBODY EVERYTHING.
- YOU'RE SAYING THAT I BANGED YOU.
- YOU WERE WATCHING THE MOVIE DRIVE
WHILE TOM SANDOVAL WAS SLEEPING IN THE OTHER ROOM.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO LISTEN TO THIS, TOM.
- WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON?
- THEY'RE SAYING THAT I BANGED JAX.
- JAX, TELL THE STORY.
- JAX IS SAYING THAT I BANGED HIM WHEN YOU WERE AT HOME.
- SAY WHAT YOU TOLD ME. SAY WHAT YOU TOLD ALL OF US.
- OH, I'M DYING TO KNOW. PLEASE DO.
I WANT YOU TO SAY WHAT YOU JUST
APPARENTLY TOLD ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLE.
- YES. YES, WE SLEPT TOGETHER.
- HOW MANY TIMES? - TWO TIMES.
- ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
- JAX SIMPLY LOVES ATTENTION.
HE USED TO GET ATTENTION FOR TELLING LIES.
BUT NOW HE ALSO KNOWS THAT HE CAN
GET EVEN MORE ATTENTION FOR TELLING THE TRUTH.
- SANDOVAL, YOU WERE APPARENTLY
SLEEPING IN THE OTHER ROOM THE FIRST TIME IT HAPPENED.
AND THE SECOND TIME WHEN YOU GOT IN A FIGHT,
SHE SLEPT AT HIS HOUSE. - OKAY.
- BUT THE FIRST TIME, YOU WERE APPARENTLY PASSED OUT.
THEY WERE WATCHING DRIVE. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE MOVIE...
- ARE YOU [bleep] CRAZY? - OR AT LEAST SAW THE END OF IT.
- HE WAS AT ONE END OF THE COUCH.
YOU WERE AT THE OTHER.
YOU GUYS STARTED TOUCHING EACH OTHER'S LEGS.
YOU STARTED SUCKING HIS [bleep].
HE RETURNED THE FAVOR, AND YOU BANGED.
- I DON'T BELIEVE IT FOR A SECOND.
SO IN THE PAST COUPLE WEEKS, JAX HAS TOLD EVERYONE
THAT ME AND ARIANA HAD ALL THESE, LIKE, RENDEZVOUS,
AND NOW HE'S SAYING THAT HIM AND KRISTEN [bleep].
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO JAX,
BUT FOR SOME REASON HE DOES NOT GIVE A [bleep]
ABOUT COMPLETELY TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE.
- SO JAX IS MAKING THIS UP
SO THAT HE LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF [bleep].
- ACTUALLY, THAT'S A VERY GOOD POINT, BUT...
- YOU THINK THAT JAX IS MAKING THIS UP.
- WHY ON EARTH WOULD I MAKE THIS UP?
WHAT AM I GETTING OUT OF THIS?
- I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. I WANT YOU TO DELETE MY NUMBER.
- BECAUSE YOU THINK I BANGED YOUR BOYFRIEND
OR EX-BOYFRIEND. - I NEVER WANT--I DON'T EVER
WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME EVER AGAIN.
NO ONE WANTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU NOW. NO ONE.
YOU CAN CHOOSE NOT TO BELIEVE IT.
WHY WOULD JAX MAKE THAT UP?
- I DON'T KNOW.
JAX HAS NEVER LIED BEFORE. I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.
- BUT WHY WOULD JAX MAKE SOMETHING UP...
- YEAH, JAX, WHY THE [bleep] DID YOU MAKE IT UP?
- THAT MAKES HIM LOOK...
- I NEVER LIED? SO DID YOU.
YOU JUST CAME OUT ABOUT ARIANA. YOU LIED TOO.
- OKAY, WHATEVER.
- I NEED TO HEAR DETAILS... - I'M NOT RAISING MY VOICE.
- ABOUT HIM GOING DOWN ON HER...
- I'M HERE BECAUSE STASSI ASKED ME TO BE HERE TO SAY--
- AND HOW ACTUALLY HE SAID SHE WAS GOOD IN BED.
- THAT'S DISGUSTING. LIKE--
- YOU BANGED HIM!
- THIS IS [bleep] [bleep]. OKAY. I NEVER BANGED [bleep] JAX.
I'M--LIKE, LITERALLY, I'M NOT EVEN ENTERTAINING THIS.
- OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT. - WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN, JAX?
- IT HAPPENED THE NIGHT THAT I PICKED HER UP.
AND THEN THE FIRST TIME WAS...
- WHEN TOM WAS AT HOME? - PRIOR. YEAH.
- HE GAVE THE DETAILS TO ALL OF US.
- I JUST LOVE HOW EVERYONE
REALLY, REALLY CARES ABOUT OUR BUSINESS.
I LOVE HOW JAX-- - YOU KNOW WHAT?
I REALLY DEFINITELY CARE ABOUT MY SUPPOSED--
- THEN WHY DO CALL HIM OUT? - ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS...
- WHY ARE YOU CALLING HIM OUT? - BANGING MY EX-BOYFRIEND
DURING THE TIME THAT HE'S-- - [bleep] POLYGRAPH--
- SHUT THE [bleep] UP. YOU'RE A--
- YOU SHUT THE [bleep] UP. - YOU'RE A LIAR. YOU ARE A LIAR.
- YOU SHUT THE [bleep] UP. - NO ONE BELIEVES YOU.
YOU ARE A DIRTY [bleep] ***. - [bleep] YOU.
- YOU ARE DISGUSTING! GET THE [bleep] OUT OF HERE.
- WALK AWAY RIGHT NOW, LITTLE GIRL.
- GET THE [bleep]-- - STOP. STOP. STOP.
- KRISTEN! - AAH!
- WHAT THE [bleep]? - YOU [bleep]--
- SEPARATING THEM. STOP, STOP, STOP.
STOP. STOP. DON'T FIGHT.
- SHE JUST [bleep] HIT ME, DUDE.
I WILL [bleep] SUE YOUR ***, YOU [bleep].
- OH, YOU'RE GOING TO SUE ME? - YEAH.
- YOU ARE DONE. YOU ARE DONE. - YOU GUYS.
- GO [bleep] YOURSELF.
- LET'S GET THE [bleep] OUT OF HERE.
- JUST WAIT FOR THEM TO GO FIRST.
- SHE JUST [bleep] HIT ME.
- YOU'RE LYING. YOU'RE LYING.
- ARE YOU [bleep] JOKING RIGHT NOW?
- YOU'RE LYING. YOU ARE LYING.
- I WILL TAKE A [bleep] LIE DETECTOR TEST.
- OH, MY GOD. PLEASE. - YOU ARE FULL OF [bleep].
- PLEASE. WHAT AM I GETTING OUT OF THIS?
- 100%.
WHY DO YOU MAKE [bleep] UP ALL THE TIME?
- I'M GONNA SHOW YOU THE TEXT VERBATIM
ABOUT HOW SHE'S TRYING TO COVER IT UP!
I GOT ALL THE TEXTS RIGHT HERE. - SEND THEM, JAX.
- SAVED ALL YOUR TEXTS. - THEN DO IT.
- HEY, JAX. JAX.
I LOVE--I LOVE HOW YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND...
- STOP. - THAT YOU WOULD--
HOLD ON. THAT YOU WOULDN'T PULL ME ASIDE--
YOU WOULDN'T PULL ME ASIDE AND TRY TO TELL ME THIS IN PRIVATE.
- I WAS GOING TO. - OH, YEAH, OH, I WAS GOING TO!
- YOU JUST--YOU CHEATED ON HER 50 TIMES.
- SHUT THE [bleep] UP, DUDE. - STOP IT.
- SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
- IT'S NONE OF ANYONE'S BUSINESS.
- YOU'VE SPREAD THAT [bleep] [bleep] EVERYWHERE, JAX.
- I'M [bleep] MAKING A POLICE REPORT.
- I NEED TO GET RID OF KRISTEN, AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
SO IF I HAVE TO GET EVERYBODY TO IGNORE HER
IN ORDER FOR HER TO QUIT, THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CALL YOU OUT.
YOU GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING. - YOU CALL ME OUT.
- WHERE YOU PUT YOUR *** AFFECTS MY BUSINESS.
- CHEERS TO STASSI FOR BACKHANDING KRISTEN, FINALLY.
- CHEERS. [laughter]
- IT WAS THE WEIRDEST THING.
I LOST MY MIND... AND BACKHANDED HER.
- [gasps]
KRISTEN AND JAX? REALLY?
[imitates explosion]
- AND THEN SHE STARTS GRABBING MY HAIR, AND ALL I KEPT THINKING
WAS, LIKE, MY [bleep] HAIR EXTENSIONS.
[laughter] - OH, MY GOD.
KRISTEN BANGED JAX TWICE.
AND THIS WHOLE TIME, SHE'S TRYING TO GET THE VILLAGE
TO BURN MY HOUSE DOWN?
- AFTER LAST NIGHT AND THIS WHOLE JAX-KRISTEN THING...
- NO ONE GIVES A [bleep] IF YOU MADE OUT WITH TOM.
I ENCOURAGE YOU TO DO IT AGAIN.
SERIOUSLY. [laughter]
- ♪ REDEMPTION FEELS SO GOOD ♪
NICE WORK. - CHEERS.
- WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU MET WITH KRISTEN?
ON YOUR OWN, I HOPE.
- NO. IT WAS--EVERYONE WAS THERE.
- I DON'T WANT ALL OF SUR AGAINST HER.
YOU KNOW THAT.
- BUT EVERYONE ALREADY FEELS THAT WAY.
- OH, GOD.
SO MAYBE THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS.
- I WANT IT TO END.
BUT I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I BACKHANDED HER.
- YOU WHAT?
- I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
- YES. I WAS OUT OF MY MIND.
- IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT'S GONE DOWN.
YOU SHOULDN'T SLAP ANYBODY.
NOT EVEN KRISTEN.
SO WHAT DID SHE ADMIT TO? - SHE DIDN'T ADMIT TO IT.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S NOT EVEN--
- SHE NEVER ADMITTED TO IT. - SO CAN WE LET IT GO?
- NO. - NO.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW SHE'S GUILTY. - YES.
I DON'T WANT HER TO RUN AROUND HERE,
ACTING LIKE A VICTIM IN ANY WAY.
AND THAT'S WHAT SHE'S GONNA DO UNTIL THE WORDS
ACTUALLY COME OUT OF HER MOUTH.
- YOU'RE FINISHED WITH JAX, AND CLEARLY YOU WON'T HAVE
A FRIENDSHIP WITH HER ANYMORE, AND THEN YOU JUST MOVE ON.
- WELL, THAT'S THE THING.
I MEAN, I HAVE TO GET HER TO QUIT.
- YOU DO NOT HAVE THE POWER TO GET HER TO QUIT.
LOOK AT ME. YOU DON'T.
I KNOW THAT EVIL LITTLE GRIN, AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO.
AND I AM NOT GONNA HAVE THAT.
I THINK I'VE BEEN REALLY PISSED OFF
AT SOME OF THE WOMEN IN MY GROUP.
DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD LIKE TO SMACK THEM?
DON'T YOU THINK WITH SOME OF YOU
I WOULD LIKE TO ACTUALLY STRANGLE SOME OF YOU?
DO I DO IT? NO, OF COURSE, YOU DON'T DO IT.
YOU DON'T GO AROUND DOING WHAT YOU WANT.
IT'S GONNA CREATE, YOU KNOW,
A WHOLE DIFFERENT SET OF PROBLEMS.
HOW CAN THOSE TWO WORK TOGETHER?
AND REALLY, IF I'M HONEST, I COULDN'T.
IS KRISTEN ON SCHEDULE?
- I THINK SHE GOT HER SHIFT COVERED.
- I TELL YOU WHAT.
IF I HEAR ONE LITTLE BIT, ANYTHING, YOU'LL BE GOING HOME,
WHETHER I HAVE TO WAIT ON TABLES OR NOT.
I WILL COVER YOUR SHIFT IF I HEAR ONE LITTLE THING.
- OKAY.
- I MEAN IT, STASSI.
- HEY, I'VE BEEN REALLY GOOD
ABOUT NOT FIGHTING IN THE RESTAURANT.
KRISTEN-- - OH, THANK YOU FOR THAT.
THANK YOU.
- [sighs]
- HEY, LISTEN. I'VE GOT A GOOD IDEA.
DON'T GET MAD, GET EVEN. GO AND *** TOM.
- BYE. GO ON.
H.
- SHOULD WE JUST MOVE TO ALASKA? - HAWAII.
- YEAH, LET'S MOVE TO HAWAII.
- WE CAN'T BE ACTORS THERE.
- OH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
- CANADA?
I TRULY [bleep] BELIEVE THERE IS NO WAY IN *** HELL
I CAN BE FRIENDS WITH STASSI AGAIN.
CROSSED A LINE.
- IS YOUR EAR STILL RINGING? - YEAH.
- WHY DOES HE EVEN NEED TO BE HERE?
- HE'S OUT HERE BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES HIM IN MIAMI.
- I KNOW.
- SAME REASON HE CHANGED HIS [bleep] NAME,
BECAUSE HE'S A COMPULSIVE [bleep] LIAR
WHO MAKES [bleep] UP FOR FUN.
MY BIGGEST QUESTION, OBVIOUSLY,
IS WHY WOULD JAX SAY THIS?
I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT HE'S ACTUALLY A SOCIOPATH.
I PULLED HER HAIR, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE
SHE THREW A DRINK ON ME AND SHE STARTED COMING AT ME AGAIN.
MY FIRST THOUGHT, WHEN I DID IT,
WAS THAT I WOULD RIP HER EXTENSIONS OUT,
AND THAT WOULD BE FUNNY.
- I ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
LIKE, YOU ACTUALLY HOOKING UP WITH JAX.
AND I'M LIKE, OKAY.
- THAT'S REALLY GROSS. DON'T SAY THAT.
- HE [bleep], LIKE, AN ABUNDANCE
OF, LIKE, THE MOST DISGUSTING GIRLS.
HE IS, LIKE, JUST THE LOWEST OF THE LOW.
- WHY IS HE MAKING THIS UP ABOUT ME?
- I LITERALLY THOUGHT ABOUT, LIKE, WOULD KRISTEN *** JAX?
- TOM, JUST STOP SAYING THAT.
- BUT I THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S, LIKE,
HE [bleep] WITH THE DOOR OPEN, HE ALWAYS STINKS.
HIS BREATH LITERALLY ALWAYS [bleep] STINKS.
- WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH HIM BANGING GIRLS?
- YOU'RE GONNA, LIKE, GO DOWN ON A GUY--
- DON'T SAY THAT, TOM. IT'S SO GROSS.
- IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
IT'S, LIKE, SO UNBELIEVABLE, I WOULD PROBABLY, LIKE, JUST--
I WOULD HAVE TO LITERALLY SEE IT.
I TOTALLY BELIEVE KRISTEN. JAX IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.
THE THING IS, THOUGH, USUALLY WHEN JAX LIES,
IT'S TO MAKE HIMSELF LOOK BETTER.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND,
LIKE, SUCH HYPOCRITICAL, JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE.
- DO I JUST QUIT OR GET FIRED? IT'S ONE OF THE TWO TODAY.
- I MIGHT TRY TO GET MY SHIFT COVERED,
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SUR BY YOURSELF.
- I'M NOT GOING TO SUR.
HONESTLY, I DON'T CARE
THAT SHE BELIEVES THIS THING, BULL[bleep] ABOUT JAX.
IT'S SAD. I ACTUALLY KIND OF FEEL FOR HER.
BUT IT'S--SHE KNOWS BETTER.
IF I CROSS PATHS WITH ANY OF THOSE ***,
IT'S NOT GOING TO BE GOOD.
- [sighs]
[electronic music]
♪ ♪
- I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU.
- YOU DON'T? - NO.
- WHY? - YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME?
- MY QUESTION WAS--IS, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH KRISTEN?
- ASK KRISTEN.
- I KIND OF DON'T WANT TO GO THERE ANYMORE.
- OH, YOU'VE BEEN THERE BIG-TIME.
YOU'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE, FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD.
AND YOU KNOW WHY I NEVER MENTIONED IT?
BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]. - OKAY.
- I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] WHO YOU SLEEP WITH.
- SO WHY DO YOU GIVE A [bleep] NOW?
- BECAUSE-- WHY I GIVE A [bleep] NOW
IS BECAUSE IT'S BECOME A HUGE MESS HERE.
- LISTEN, THE REASON I--
- YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING, JAX, DO YOU, REALLY?
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CALL YOU OUT. YOU GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.
- YOU CALL ME OUT.
- YOU DON'T GIVE A [bleep] ABOUT ME.
- STASSI AND YOU.
- REALLY? REALLY, JAX? - YEAH. YEAH.
- YOU REALLY MUST CARE ABOUT STASSI SO MUCH
THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU'D [bleep] HER BEST FRIEND.
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT JAX.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GETS AWAY WITH IT,
BUT HE ALWAYS BLOODY DOES.
ARE YOU EVER GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO?
YOU CANNOT GO AROUND JUST DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.
- BEING HONEST IS ONE OF THEM, AND I CAME OUT AND SAID IT.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED? WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
- JAX ALWAYS FEELS THAT
IF HE ADMITS SOMETHING, THEN IT'S OKAY.
IT JUST GOES AWAY.
YOU KNOW, LIKE, "I MURDERED MY GRANDMOTHER.
YOU KNOW, IT'S FINE. I'VE ADMITTED IT."
YOU KNOW WHAT, JAX? ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT.
WHAT'S IT LIKE LIVING IN JAX'S WORLD,
WHERE THERE'S JUST NO GUILT, THERE'S NO REPERCUSSIONS?
- OF COURSE THERE'S GUILT! LOOK AT LAST YEAR.
- IT'S JUST, "I GO AROUND, AND I JUST--
"I JUST DO EXACTLY WHAT I WANT, AND I JUST
SLEEP WITH HER BEST FRIENDS, AND I JUST DON'T CARE."
YOU KNOW WHAT? GO BACK TO BEHIND THE BAR.
NOT BEHIND BARS, BEHIND THE BAR.
I AM DONE TALKING TO YOU.
UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME,
WHERE YOU PUT YOUR *** AFFECTS MY BUSINESS.
AND I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
GO ON.
- WHAT IF I ASKED FOR THE DARKEST ONE POSSIBLE?
- HI. - HI.
HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
- WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO DO TODAY?
- SPRAY TAN.
- SPRAY TANNING? OKAY. SO THE AIRBRUSH, THEN?
- YEAH. I THINK IT'S JUST US TWO.
SHE'S NOT DOING IT. SHE'S A LOSER, SO--
- I JUST FEEL LIKE I DON'T REALLY NEED IT,
SO I'M JUST NOT GONNA GET IT.
- OKAY, COOL, SO I'LL SET THE COLORS UP FOR YOU,
AND THEN I'LL BE WITH YOU GUYS IN JUST A SECOND, OKAY?
- OKAY, THANK YOU. - ALL RIGHT. THANKS.
- BEACH DAY TOMORROW, FINALLY.
- RIGHT? I KNOW SANDOVAL MIGHT BE COMING.
SCHWARTZ SAID, YOU KNOW,
"COME TO THE BEACH WITH US, BUT DON'T BRING KRISTEN."
- THIS IS THE THING.
KRISTEN ALWAYS ACTS LIKE THE VICTIM.
SHE VICTIMIZES HERSELF IN EVERY SITUATION.
- YOU DID BACKHAND HER. [laughs]
- IF KRISTEN COMES, I WILL LITERALLY, LIKE--
AND I HOPE THAT YOU TWO WOULD TOO--
JUST PACK UP YOUR THINGS AND LEAVE.
- OF COURSE. - I WOULD LEAVE RIGHT AWAY.
- I'M DISGUSTED WITH MYSELF
FOR EVEN BEING FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE LIKE THAT.
HOW DID I NOT SEE
THAT SHE WAS CAPABLE OF THIS?
WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT MYSELF?
- I'M SO STRESSED THAT IF HE'S INVITED
SHE'S GONNA COME ALONG NO MATTER WHAT.
- IT'S, LIKE, YOU REALLY ARE GONNA *** MY EX-BOYFRIEND,
LIE TO ME... - AND [bleep] UP MY TAN?
- AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA MESS UP MY BEACH DAY AND MY TAN?
REALLY?
- ARE YOU GUYS READY? all: YES.
- OKAY, PERFECT. - I'M NOT DOING IT.
CAN I COME-- CAN I JUST COME AND WATCH?
- YEAH.
- GET UNDRESSED. - TAKE IT OFF.
- THIS IS HOW THE KITCHEN LADIES DO IT.
- YEAH.
- I AM A REGULAR SPRAY TANNER.
NOT A LOT OF MY FRIENDS ARE, BUT I INTEND TO TEACH THEM.
- CLOSE YOUR EYES AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
- THIS LOOKS RELAXING.
- IT JUST MAKES EVERYTHING LOOK SMOOTHER.
- MAKE SURE YOU GET THE *** PART REALLY GOOD.
- YEAH. - THERE WE GO.
- GOD, I LOVE A GOOD SPRAY TAN.
- THIS'LL GET DARKER AS YOU GO.
- THANKS FOR INVITING ME ALONG TO THIS.
THIS WAS, LIKE, THE BEST THING EVER.
- ♪ HEY! ♪
♪ I KNOW THINGS AREN'T JUST HOW WE PLANNED ♪
♪ WE'RE LESS RICH, LESS SMART, LESS TAN ♪
♪ ♪
- WITH EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH,
WE JUST REALLY NEED
TO PUT OUR FEET IN SOME SAND AND JUST KICK BACK.
- [grunts]
- ♪ TODAY I FEEL LIKE LIVING ♪
- HEY, OH, WHOA!
- ♪ I'M FEELING LUCKY, I'M ON A WINNING STREAK ♪
- ALL RIGHT!
- ♪ I'M FEELING CRAZY, NO RATIONALITY ♪
- AAH!
- ♪ TODAY I FEEL LIKE JUMPING ♪
- [shouts]
- WHOO!
- IT'S A STRAWBERRITA. - STRAWBERRITA?
- DO YOU KNOW IF SANDOVAL'S ACTUALLY COMING?
- HE MIGHT STOP BY.
- YOU DON'T JUST MAYBE STOP BY. WE'RE IN MALIBU.
- HERE'S MY QUESTION.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JAX BEING HERE RIGHT NOW
AND KRISTEN BEING HERE RIGHT NOW?
- BECAUSE KRISTEN HAS BEEN LYING
AND PRETENDING TO BE A VICTIM AND HAS BEEN
PRETENDING TO BE A GOOD PERSON, WHEREAS JAX, AT LEAST...
- THAT'S FAIR. THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO KNOW.
- LETS US KNOW-- WE KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM JAX.
- SHE'S STILL LYING ABOUT IT. SHE'S STILL LYING.
- KRISTEN SLEEPING WITH JAX
IS WORSE THAN JAX SLEEPING WITH KRISTEN.
BECAUSE WE UNDERSTAND THAT HE'S A HORNDOG,
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME ON TO HIM.
- DOES EVERYBODY HERE HATE HER RIGHT NOW?
- RIGHT NOW? OR HATE HER?
- HATE HER.
- IT'S GONNA BE A HATE FOR FOREVER.
- PUTTING IT MILDLY. - JAX?
- JAX--THIS IS THE THING.
JAX, WE KNOW--SORRY-- IS A PIECE OF [bleep], LIKE,
AND HE'S CAPABLE OF DOING REALLY BAD THINGS.
- BUT, JAX, IT'S, LIKE, YOU CAN'T COME OUT--
- KRISTEN PRETENDS--KRISTEN PRETENDS TO BE A GOOD PERSON.
- I SAID I'M SORRY.
- NO, ACTUALLY, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT, DUDE?
I MEAN... - IT'S PRETTY--
IT'S ALL OUT THERE, THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO SAY ANYMORE.
- I KNOW. DO YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT IT?
- DO I FEEL BAD? - YEAH.
- DOES JAX EVER FEEL BAD ABOUT ANYTHING?
- HAVE YOU TALKED TO TOM? DID YOU SEE HIM?
- NO. I HAVE NO REASON TO TALK TO HIM.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HIM. I DON'T CARE.
- YOU'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR TEN YEARS.
HOW CAN YOU NOT TALK TO HIM?
- HIS UNAPOLOGETIC LACK OF REMORSE
IS JUST COMPLETELY THROWING ME FOR A LOOP, MAN.
- BUT I DON'T FEEL GUILTY, TOM. I DON'T.
LIKE, I DON'T FEEL ANY REMORSE. I'M SORRY.
I DON'T FEEL GUILTY. I DON'T.
I HOOKED UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
- JAX IS LITERALLY THE WORST PERSON ON THIS PLANET.
IT'S HIS BEST FRIEND.
WHAT PART OF THAT IS OKAY ON ANY PLANET IN ANY UNIVERSE?
- I'M CHOOSING TO NOT BE HIS FRIEND ANYMORE.
IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL ANYMORE.
IT'S JUST, I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE.
- JAX THINKS THAT IF HE WASN'T FRIENDS WITH TOM
THAT IT WOULDN'T BE AS BAD.
SO NOW HE'S SAYING, "OH, I WAS NEVER FRIENDS WITH TOM."
BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. JAX, OWN UP TO IT.
YOU [bleep] YOUR BEST FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND.
YOU ARE SO LUCKY THAT I HAVE NOT
TURNED ALL OF THESE PEOPLE AGAINST YOU.
YOU ARE SO LUCKY THAT I HAVE LET YOU OFF EASY.
- IF I WAS SORRY FOR IT, I WOULD'VE DONE IT ONE TIME,
BUT I DID IT TWICE.
- YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
- WHY ARE YOU SO ODD ABOUT IT? LET IT GO.
- 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN CHEATED ON.
- I'M SORRY. - SO I KNOW HOW IT FEELS.
- I KNOW YOU HAVE, AND I APOLOGIZED MANY TIMES.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU. LET IT GO.
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LOOK AT ME
AND ACCEPT IT FOR WHAT IT IS AND JUST BE FRIENDS?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS.
- IT'S SCARY HOW SOMEONE CAN DO THAT
TO THEIR BEST FRIEND AND JUST NOT FEEL ANYTHING.
I DON'T GET IT.
- UH-OH.
- ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?
- HEY, GUYS.
- YOU GUYS [bleep].
- UH-OH.
- HEY, GUYS.
HEY, JAX. - WHAT'S UP?
- MIND IF I, UH, TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR PHONE?
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA BREAK IT, ARE YOU? SMASH IT?
- NO, I'M NOT GONNA BREAK YOUR PHONE.
HERE, LET'S SIT DOWN.
I TOTALLY BELIEVE KRISTEN.
I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S A [bleep] LIE,
BUT I DECIDED TO INVESTIGATE.
"THINK STASSI KNOWS?
"JAX, DELETE THIS TEXT RIGHT AFTER YOU GET THIS.
"BUT THIS WHOLE THING IS BECOMING A BIG ISSUE,
"SO I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU TOLD ANYONE ELSE AT ALL,
SO I CAN COVER MY BASES."
[sighs]
- AND WHAT IS SHE SAYING? SHE'S SAYING NO.
- SHE'S SAYING NO. YOU GUYS [bleep].
- YEAH.
- DID YOU USE PROTECTION?
- ONCE.
- DID YOU KISS HER, OR DID SHE KISS YOU?
- NO, THERE WAS NO KISSING. THAT IS FOR SURE.
- SHE JUST LAID DOWN AND WAS LIKE, "[bleep] ME."
- MORE OR LESS.
- SHE GO DOWN ON YOU?
- THE FIRST NIGHT, SHE DID.
- WHEN SHE WENT DOWN ON YOU, DID SHE HAVE A CO--
- NO.
- [sighs]
I AM REALLY TRYING TO GIVE KRISTEN
EVERY SINGLE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT,
BUT IT'S GETTING REALLY HARD.
LIKE, WHAT THE [bleep] DID I EVER DO
TO DESERVE THIS [bleep] FROM YOU, MAN?
I FEEL LIKE I'M--I MEAN, I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A LONG TIME, MAN.
I FEEL LIKE I'M, LIKE, THE CLOSEST FRIEND,
LIKE, YOU'VE LITERALLY EVER HAD.
THE FACT THAT YOU'RE JUST TELLING ME THIS
SO CALMLY IS JUST, LIKE...
- I MEAN, OF COURSE, I'M UPSET. - YOU LOOK REALLY UPSET.
- I'M SORRY. - YOU LOOK--
OH, YEAH, THAT--NO, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE REALLY SORRY.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? SIT HERE AND CRY ABOUT IT?
- YOU JUST--YOU JUST REALLY DON'T SEEM LIKE
YOU HAVE MUCH REMORSE AT ALL.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- I-I-I KNOW.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND, JAX.
[bleep] MAKE ME UNDERSTAND, DUDE.
I DON'T [bleep] UNDERSTAND, DUDE.
- YOU'VE CHEATED ON HER. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?
- NOT WITH A [bleep] FRIEND, DUDE.
IT WOULD JUST BE SO UNBELIEVABLY EVIL
FOR JAX TO JUST MAKE THIS [bleep] UP.
WHETHER THIS IS TRUE OR NOT,
I CAN NEVER GO BACK TO BEING FRIENDS WITH JAX.
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WOW.
- AAH! - YAY!
- YOU WERE PASSED OUT IN THE OTHER ROOM.
SHE WAS GETTING LOUD.
AND SHE HAD TO COVER HER MOUTH, WHICH I KNOW TURNS JAX ON.
- DID YOU TEXT HIM?
- THE TEXT THAT YOU SHOWED ME? NO.
I JUST WANT TO TEXT HIM AND BE LIKE,
"WHY ARE YOU SUCH A [bleep] LIAR?"
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- I CAN'T EVEN CRY OVER YOU ANYMORE, KRISTEN.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME.
- I'M ASKING YOU STRAIGHT POINT. I FEEL LIKE I GOT JAX-ED.
- IF YOU QUIT, YOU'RE DOING ME A FAVOR.
- YOU DON'T EVER, LIKE, FEEL ANYTHING.
YOU EVER FEEL THIS? - OH, MY--
OH, MY GOD!
- ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?
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