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Fafa look at this new computer I got for Let's play Candy crush. Mario don't play that game
it's not just candy it's evil, evil candy! That's stupid! I'm playing it! (gunshot) OH
MY GOD!!! You know how old people say that "Video Games are bad for you?" Well this game
actuality is. It's Addictive, Evil, Crushy candy. But... Candy. Candy Crush Saga is a
casual, low-commitment, evil puzzle game. It's kinda like Tetris and those gem breaking
games. Oh I like those games! Candy Crush can be played on mobile devices, or on Facebook.
And if your wasting time on Facebook, you are wasting more time playing Candy Crush.
Sounds good I'm in. NO SERIOUSLY DON'T DO IT!!! Complete Evilness 1-4 Time waster. Okay
it says I have to get 300 points. You should seriously stop. Quiet I have to concentrate
on my candy. Oh man. Okay yellow goes with yellow. I can't watch this. It said "Wonderful"
why thank you Mr. Candy Crush! Sorry for putting such a beat-down on your Level 1! Plus I must
say I find the music very relaxing and I just beaten Level 19!!! How long have I been playing?
7 hours. What?!!! Complete Evilness 2-4: Infecting your friends. You can waste all day listening
to the soothing sounds of Candy Crush. Tasty. Oh that voice is so pleasant, is that Barry
White? But that not the worst part it's a social game to it will spread to your friends.
Okay it says I have to get across this lake of lemonade. What the hell is going on? It
want's to ask your friends for help. What? When you run out of lives and need to get
to higher levels: Candy Crush makes you ask your friends for help. But I don't want anyone
to know I'm playing this terrible game. Or you can pay to get to the next level. Pay?!
Yeah give Facebook your Credit Card number cause that's always a good idea. Complete
evilness 3-4: It want's your money. There will come a time when the nice Candy Crush
carnival boss you thought was your friend, will come ask you for money. CURSE YOU LEVEL
94 WITH YOUR LICORISH PRISON CELLS AND PLASTIC CHOCOLATE I HAVE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR 3 WEEKS!!!!
Wait what's this? Fafa where do we keep all the credit cards? NO! OH PLEASE I NEED TO
BUY MAGIC PAINT BRUSH AND EXTRA LIVES AND SEND GIANT BOOSTERS TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!
Your sounding like a crazy person! But when I shoot my eyes all I see is candy I think
I need help!!! Complete evilness 4-4: Completely addictive. Harmless you say? Just candy you
say? No. Candy Crush needs one thing: your brain. That is stupid! The following is the
natural progression of a Candy Crush player. If you have a weak stomach: please look away.
Remember: were doing this so you don't have to. I don't get it this game is stupid! Tasty.
Okay not so bad. Delicious. I MADE THE CANDY BOMB WHOOHO! Addictive. IMPOSSIBLE I HATE
THIS IT'S STUPID I QUIT YOU CANDY CRUSH!!! Keep playing. Okay! Just one more level. Mmm
Give me you're soul. CaNdY, SwEeT cAnDy. Were not saying it's not fun. It is. We're just
saying it's evil. It is. Wait a minute I thought you were hooked on Candy Crush. I'm not doing
that anymore I'm going to find something more pathetic to do with my time. Good for you.
What is "Smack?"