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Good morning. You have been in suspension for fifty days.
In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science
Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and
mental wellness exercise.
You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look up at the ceiling.
Good. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the
buzzer, look down at the floor.
Good. This completes the gymnastic portion of your
mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise.
There is a framed painting on the wall. Please go stand in front of it.
This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the
buzzer, stare at the art.
You should now feel mentally reinvigorated.
If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect
briefly on this classical music.
Good. Now please return to your bed.