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>>> TIME NOW FOR "THE
RIDICULIST."
YOU PROBABLY HEARD ABOUT AN
IMPORTANT DEBATE GOING ON ABOUT
SEASON TO CLAUSE.
IT STARTED WHEN MEGAN KELLY SAID
MAYBE SANTA SHOULDN'T BE A WHITE
MAN BUT MAYBE A PING WIN.
>> FOR ALL YOU KIDS WATCHING AT
HOME, SANTA IS WHITE BUT THIS
PERSON IS ARGUING THAT MAYBE WE
SHOULD ALSO HAVE A BLACK SANTA,
BUT, YOU KNOW, SANTA IS WHAT HE
IS AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE'RE
DEBATING THIS BECAUSE SOMEONE
WROTE ABOUT IT, KIDS.
>> THAT WAS LAST WEEK AND THE
DEBATE BEGAN.
>> THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT
THERE THAT AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME
THAT SANTA MUST BE WHITE.
>> SANTA CLAUS IS BLACK, HE JUST
IS.
>> SANTA IS BLACK, SANTA IS
WHITE, SANTA IS RED.
>> MS. KELLY IS CORRECT, SANTA
WAS A WHITE PERSON.
>> SANTA CLAUS TO ME IS A BLACK
MAN.
>> THE POINT IS THAT SANTA, IF
YOU BELIEVE IN HIM, WHICH MANY
OF US DO, IS A FUNCTION OF WHAT
YOU GREW UP WITH.
>> MY JAMAICAN SANTAS AND
HAITIANEN SANTAS AND CUBAN
SANTAS.
>> WE WANTED TO AVOID THE
SPECULATION.
JUST ASK SANTA HIMSELF WHAT RACE
HE IS.
THE PROBLEM IS WE WERE UNABLE TO
GET AHOLD OF HIM.
WE COULDN'T DO IT.
I SUPPOSE BECAUSE IT'S HIS BUSY
SEASON.
WE HAD OTHER QUESTIONS TO ASK
LIKE WHAT ABOUT REGULAR RE
LIGEN.
I LIKE TO THINK HE'S A
PRESBYT
PRESBYTERIAN.
IT'S GOING TO COME PAIL IN
COMPARISON IF IT HAPPENS HE'S A
WHIKEN.
DO WE KNOW WHERE HE WAS BORN?
WHERE IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?
THIS DEBATE IS CONFUSING.
WHAT ABOUT THE NINE LADIES
DANCING AND EIGHT MADS MILKING?
ARE THEY WHITE.
IS FROSTY THE SNOW MAN WHITE?
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M WHITE.
I JUST WANT MY LIFE BACK.
>> HUMOR IS A PART OF WHAT WE
TRY TO BRING TO THE SHOW BUT
SOMETIMES IT'S LOST ON THE HUMOR
LIST.
THE KNEE JERK BY SO MANY TO RACE
BAIT AND ASSUME THE WORST IN
PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY PEOPLE
EMPLOYED BY THE POWERFUL FOX