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After the success of Only Rubianes, now comes to stage Only Cristiano.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Cristiano Ronaldo, a Portuguese player and a madridista.
I say Portuguese because I was born in Portugal and madridista because I love Real Madrid,
even though I'd love any club that pays me more money.
I got so emotional with the Ballon d'Or because I beat two worthy opponents:
Messi, who's proven that he can fly high,
and Ribéry, who's proven that he's not succeed because of his pretty face.
Thanks, María.
I'm better than ever.
Last Saturday, I shot at 132 kmh against Betis.
Take that!
I scored a goal, but I got 2 points on my license for speeding.
Did you watch the game played by the cheap Barça players?
Cesc was upset about the substitution.
The coach got wrong with the subs.
Instead of Tata Martino, he should be named Tata My-team-woe.
They already make jokes about this team.
The curtain rises: a Barça player is shooting from outside the box. What's the name of the film?
The Impossible.
I'm going to mimic to relax my throat because I'm speaking all the time.
I'm putting myself here, where Armando told me.
To win the Ballon d'Or.
Argentine.
You see, I'm not the world's best player.
Goat.
Kid.
***.
Blatter.