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Not everyone can outrun an air bag.
I can!
So, you should leave the dangerous stuff to us, and don't try this at home!
Hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
And I'm your attractive sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
Look! It's magic! We can't see it, so it's magic! It's actually just a magnet.
And these magnets and lodestone are actually really, like, heavily requested items. They probably won't do anything, but let's throw 'em in our microwave anyways!
*theme song plays*
Jory: It smells like victory!
Jory: All hands to the deck!
Jory: Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jory: Let's get outta here!
Jory: Ventilation is key!
Jon: What're you doing?! Put that out!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Riley: The tin foil shield- it actually worked!
Jon: Does it still work?
Jory: You're dumb!
Jory and Riley: 2.6!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is...
Riley: Nope!
Yeah, no... That's the survey. Nope! Don't have it! That's why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield. It's to protect our nuts and give us a false sense of security, 'cause nobody likes roasted nuts!
Riley: Just like parents!
We've got this lodestone-and-magnet thing, donated by Hyunchoi198, Kevin Duff...
Riley: And Elliot Lesser.
Awesome! Let's do this!
*futuristic zooming sound*
We also have these fans, to circulate the air, and our GoldStar microwave, Melissa. In goes the experiment.
Jory: So, how long am I gonna put that in there for? Let's do 3 minutes and 69 seconds.
Jon: Well, we've got magnets in a microwave, and you guys requested it, and this is why we haven't done it yet. It's stupid! But look at the microwave. It's having a hard time actually spinning it.
Jory: 'Cause the lodestone weighs, like, 400 pounds.
Jon: That's what your mom said last night!
Jory: What? That your load weighs 400 pounds?
Jon: Uh, yeah, I don't know if I really thought that one through...
Riley: You wanna say "gross"?
Jon: Well, I'm seeing SOME sparking. Can you guys see that?
Riley: Yup. Totally boring!
Jon: (sarcastically) Wow! Magnets! Hooray! No lasting effect on the microwave and no real show for us.
Jon: Let's call it here. Alright, goodnight, everybody!
Jory: (disappointedly) Okay...
Riley: Interesting smell!
Jon: There's an interesting smell? Are they damaged at all, the magnets?
Jon: They are in no way any different than they were when they went in. Are they any hotter?
Jory: Uh, yeah.
Riley: (laughs) They're burning through your glove?
Jon: They're definitely smoking. Have they molded to each other? Can you pull them apart?
Jory: Well, they just had a lot of, like, fire extinguisher crap on them, and I think it's just, like, burning off.
Jory: So, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave magnets? In fact, you WERE wondering that, because we have a lot of people leaving comments about that.
Jon: Requesting it! And wonder no more!
And it's NOT a good idea to microwave magnets. They're boring! They're magical enough as it is!
Jon: And better yet, wonder no more, and please, COMMENT no more! We're sick of hearing it!
Jory: No, no- you can comment...
Jon: About magnets, I meant!
Jory: But about different things!
Jon: Yes, please stop with the magnets!
So, that's about it for this episode of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
I'm your sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
*end credits play*
*sound of magnets clicking together and falling on the table*
Riley: Mine... Mine, mine! MINE!
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety...
Riley: Nope!
That's why we hide behind this giant tin... (laughs)