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I got so drunk last night I couldn't tell if I had my period or
I was *** blood. Hi, welcome to Tubbin' With Tash. Our first
guest is a great friend of mine, you're going to love her as much as I do please give it
up for the hilarious the glamorous, Miss Sarah Silverman!
So honored to be here. Thank you so much for coming to my tub. Thank you having me
in your tub. Let me ask you some questions, do you mind?
Anything. You've been in this business a long time,
Mmmm, yeah god. Where do you see my career in 5 years?
Well as you know I think you're wildly talented. Thank you.
and a good person and I think you're really gonna have
a moment like you've already had many successes I see you having like a major moment
covers of magazines, movies. And then it just, I feel like it's just gonna
be over...
Huge moment though. Quiet! Birds are *** ***. How competitive
are you? Like, would say you're as competitive with
me as say like I am with Robin Williams? You're competitive
with Robin Williams? I'm not? (Bad Robin Williams impression)
I don't feel that competitive with you, although I
do feel pretty competitive with people. Cause there's only one slot
Either me or you. If the love of your life asked you to grow out your *** hair
and armpit hair, would you? Absolutely. I mean first of all it would take about eleven
and a half hours I'll tell you what I do and I just get used
to it, I shave my under carriage. (Sounds of shaving)
(Sounds of shaving) What's your most embarrassing *** story?
I have a great *** craft. If you have a *** I think-
Pig Bottom! I'm here. Do you have any tampons? He always carries
that's perfect. Wow. Just take it out of the container that
doesn't matter. And you find a hard surface and you just
Look at that. That is beautiful. and it will stay forever. Do you not want
to have babies because of your career or cause it would be a mess? I love kids. You
know I'm baby -- Did someone drop their ***? It was
on my car. Oh I'm sorry that was me. We're doing a little
game. Sorry this is Bart Baggett, he's my neighbor.
He's a hand-writing analysis person. You are? It's true. Can we do a handwriting analysis?
OK. Come inside. I've never anayalyzed handwriting in a hot tub before.
Can you bring something to write on? Something—Bart Baggett here is going to can you bring a pump
in a ride on something bar bag here is going to
erase your to-do list. You wrote it down mistress. I understand but right now -- Bart Baggett.
I love your last name. Pig Bottom, enough. Ok, I'll go.
Alright, so can you do our handwriting? Yeah. How do we do it?
You just write the sentence because he's had the sex drive in the Christians
have the safest actually I have I've written my name down
and wanted to see if you could analyze it is there any sort have obsessions
Arthur dove areas that might night now what gene kelly's ng's tell him
i've seen. *** are you saying please not at all now
as is paid prog love actually can decipher your personality
by examining your *** on his chest you have
to use cursive that the after-school your bottom line gonna
think taking well Bart think para joining our can try to stop by
what a great campfire baguette he repays the bees his name with
absent name would be part baguette skews this
you there preacher man anger
may have real the so bird place family place
me my acting is about core strengthening that's what you got a young people ladies
you gotta get your expand as soon as you move out here did well enough I do