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*switches on TV*
*insurance ad plays on TV*
dont know what keeps playing on TV these days
*door bell rings *
(irritated)who is this now
*door bell continuously rings*
Namaste Sir! Guddu Mishra from LIP
LIP? What LIP?
Sir? You have not watched the ad on TV?
"You will die..We will Remain"
Oh the life insurance policy ad?
but i did not call you?
SIr..i got your details from the landlord
Sir I will take 5 minutes only
but i dont want this
give me 5 minutes sir..your life is in danger
(reluctantly) ok come in
thank you sir
sit please
sir..please sit..feel at home
come sit sir
sir..this is my card..Guddu Mishra
sir...so i will begin!
if you die today!
what will happen to your family?
but why will i die?
why will you not die?
there are so many viral diseases , dengue ,cholera
you can catch anything
but i am quite healthy
leave that
do you have any bad habits?
any bad habits?
your friends must be having bad habits?
yeah....so??
how much time will it take you to get addicted on peer pressure?
you will addicted on peer pressure in no time
you will also pick it up soon
you will die then
anything can happen
leave that...what work do you do sir?
i am an electric engineer
(shocked) engineering??? dramatic shocking statements what engineering again? electrical..i told you so
ELECTRICAL ENGINEER?!!!!
why what happened?
sir you can get a short circuit..you will die for sure
you can get a short circuit at any time, there are so many wires lying around
there is safety precautions...
what is there in safety? safety is there today not there tomorrow
what will happen to you..what will happen to your family? (starts crying)
think about them...what are you working in engineering?
but..why are you shouting at me..??
sorry sir i got emotional about your wife and kids
but I AM NOT MARRIED YET! so what wife and kids?
accha you are not married??? i pray you die after you get married only
why will i die after marriage??
that is what i have been trying to make you understand..you are not
leave that
what are your work timings?
12- 14 hours..sometimes
a lot of tension and stress you must be experiencing?
well i think that happens to everyone
i will tell you what diseases are due to tension..hold on
(removes list) from tension you get..heart diseases..asthma
obesity..you can get fat!
but i go to the gym and cardio
*shocked* you go to the gym?
you can get injured on the treadmill
you can get a heart attack while running
when the heart attack happens..what will happen to your wife and ki...when you get wife and kids what will happen to them?
have you ever thought about this?
listen to my idea sir..
take our insurance! we will cover your life
i will tell you after you die..how your family can get 1 crore rupees (shocked) 1 crore???
how much is the payment?
i am a man of God, i do not believe is high instalments , it will just be 10 lakhs a year
(shocked) 10 lakhs??but my salary is also not that much
sir..we have an EMI scheme as well
yesterday i met with salman khan (bollywood star) he asked me in his style what i do?
sir ..i told him i secure lives..he told me i am doing work of God
(house maid) bhaiya the tea is ready...ok
sir..is that your maid?
yes why? does she have life insurance? i dont really know
please give her my business card
sir...ill show you something..this is an actress on my wallpaper who took a 10 crore premium just yesterday
10 crores can you imagine? but they are rich people ofcourse they can
she is not working right now sir
but still she got the insurance
dont worry about a thing, i will take care of your life ,
you just sign here (pulls hand to sign)
dont worry about a thing sir..i will take care of you , your wife and your kids
thank you sir..Guddu Mishra..remember me