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"Where is Fontàs?" "On loan at Mallorca. Piqué and Puyol are injured but I let a centre-back go on loan. What's the matter? That's the way I am.
But we've made a tribute video of his best moments in Barça."
Tribute to Fontàs
"I'm gonna miss him. Who will keep me company on the bench now?" "No, Villa, you're a starter today!"
"Wonderful! That means that complaining works!"
"Well, boys! I'd like to finish soon. I wanna get to the hospital because my son is about to be born. Let's go!"
"Well, coach, the game is locked up at minute 17. Can I leave yet? My baby is coming. I have contractions every two minutes." "Ok, you can leave. They won't score unless...
The referee invents a penalty!"
"Man, I'm leaving anyway. They won't score." "No, they'd need either to be very lucky or a Valdés howler...
***!
I shouldn't have opened my mouth. Listen, Messi, you have to stay a little longer." "No, let him leave. The game is already won and my goals are still missing."
"Yes... I'm staying for a while, I'll score a hat-trick and then I'll leave."
"Nah, Masche sent off! Who am I gonna put at centre-back?
I could drop Busi back, or play with three defenders... Bartra, stop bugging me, I'm thinking!
And Valdés could play as goalkeeper-forward too... If I had a centre-back!"
"Now I'm really leaving or I won't get in time.
*** hell! What have Jordi Alba done? What a jerk! Thery're busting my balls!"
"Go!"
Full-time Deportivo 4 - 5 FC Barcelona
"Well, boys. At last I can go to the hospital.
I've been told that, when the baby is born, he'll be small, more or less like this.
Eh, there're two missing diapers here! Where are they?"
"It seems that Valdés is not the only one who's been scared shitless..."