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This week's Music Monday will make you feel smarter than usual,
with G-dragon's Get your Crayon~
GD's fans have laid a smacked on our Kpop charts over the past week
and made 'Crayon' the most voted for Kpop on our charts ever!
And definitely we're happy about this
because this is our favorite of GD's releases this year
'One of a Kind' was cool but not immediately addictive
'That XX' was really pretty and deep but really didn't grab us
But 'Crayon' was perfect combination of funky, fun, and singalongability
YES THAT IS A WORD! Look it up
And when we first heard it,we immediately danced around
LIKE IDOTS
This video is fantastic and we both definitely love it
But it's very difficult to make fun of it because since the whole is already crazy
It's like trying to make fun of 'Gangnam Style'
which already make fun of itself
He even had crazy looking doctor in the beginning
but it doesn't look like a real, certifiededed doctor at all
THAT'S OUR THING! GD!!!
OUR THING!
WE DO RIDICILOUS, UNBELIEVABLE CHARACTERS
We actors in the videos are free and than she insults us
I don't need to me in the video
I have the bustling business
You know the rest
I know, as a certifiededed doctor
I'm certifiededed insulted
You're insulted? She called me ugly
I'm exotic! Damn it!!
Well, don't worry people!
I have the plan
We're gonna get even with her,
the only way adults should
Say by things that online on ...
That might work
What!?! Who does that in this ,,
NO! We wait until she goes to sleep and then...
Well, I learned my lesson
I guess, I shouldn't have pissed off those people
So the video begins with GD shaving his facial hair which
Let me just say,
GD, you don't need to do any shaving
There ain't a little driplet of hair on your little chin of yours
Hey, November is a months away,
a.k.a Movember a.k.a , Mustache growing month
Here's GD beginning of the month
And here is he in the end of the month
But that's ok GD, we don't love you for your facial hair
We love you for the giant robot *** necklace
and your redundant fantastic female body
What's that all about?
It's difficult to narrow it down our favorite part of this video,
Could it be GD looking at the shaking butts and his nose growing naughtily
How about driving a small toy car and giant crayon beside it
or the lovely, "Why so serious?"
which is so perfectly set
OR IS THAT SOMETHING THAT YOU GUISE DIDN'T NOTICE AT ALL??
I was always happy with how BigBang promoted
LITERACY FOR LIFE!!!
in their videos, and this is no exception
I was curious you know ,when I saw a book shelve above GD's bed
and I would like to know what GD reads, you know in his spare time
For me, I like to read Marvel comics and give me a prunes
maybe when I'm at it
GD though, like to read dictionary, as well as Asian dramas in Korea of nations
and my personal favorite,
AMERICAN TORT LAW
Who the hell read the American Tort Law?
It's not even American
Let me say this, GD is a damn genius for reading gortdamn Tort law
which make the coration of "Get your crayon" a bit
inconceivable
Unless,
More tea, Mr.Dragonia ?
I shouldn't probably indulge...but oh yes just once more
I didn't put sugar this time
Thank you madeline
So to remind you, your 2o'clock video filming real begin soon
so I suggest that you put down your book and change it to your costume
Is it 2 o'clock already?
My how time does fly reading American Tort law
so...tortiliny
Here is your blue wig as you requested before
and this ridiculously neon pink pants
I think it's really gonna be appropriate
Can you also give my wonder woman robe as well, I think it'll really fit today
Good choice sir, I shall prepare the house
Thank you, I will prepare my voice
Is that ok, Madeline?
A little bit higher so,
A-YO!
Excellent sir!
Excellent
Thank you, Madeline
[The English]
As for the English of this song, I've got to say
5 out of 5
I want to get more than 5 out of 5,
Hell! yah I'm gonna
GD! You get at positive 37 out of 5
Now, I'd gotta admit the chorus, "Get your crayon" is quite clever for the double meaning
It's like 'Go crazy and have fun'
or 'Get your crayon' whoever had a childhood loves crayons
except for Martina since she can't say the word properly
I still like crayons..just that I can't say it
Sounds like cranes
I didn't say cranes..I said crayons
Seriously went through other 7
and on is the only reasonable word that works on the song like this
"Get your PLYON" is ridiciouls
"Get your Arson" Maybe if you're British
"Get your But on" Lame
"Get your Bake on", good if your epic meal time
but not if you're interested in clubbing
"Get your wag on", Good for if you're Spudgy
not for humans
The only possible that could work is
"Get your Drag on"which would work work perfectly in this video
Especially when GD case, since after all he's dragging
and he does get his drag on
Get it? That's quite clever
GD, Met prob son, 37 out of 5 for you
[The showdown]
Last week we asked, whose part you preferred in U-Kiss's "Stop Girl"
Kevin's part or E-lie's part
and the winner was.....
NIETHER
The number one answer was
My head is blown, you can't ask me such thing
So nobody won this time, we thank you for voting even though made your heads explode
Sorry about that
This week's showdown we ask you
What man is able to pull of a sexier lady
GD in "Get your crayon"
or Junsu in "Talentalegra"
Leave your sexy votes in the sexy comments
and we'll announce the sexy winner next week
Also if you wanna see who won the U-Kiss autographed CDs
head on to our bloopers and see if you won
and e-mail if you did
In other news, head ups,
We're gonna be out of Korea from Oct 5th to the 15th
We're gonna be in Mexico for Talk to me Korea around the world gathering
So excited!!! We're gonna eat so much Mexican food
and then we're gonna go to California for K-CON
So excited!!! We're gonna eat so much Mexican food
If you are anywhere close by, make sure you come by
We would love to hang out with you guys
HIGH FIVES AND LOW FIVES
And other things that makes you cheesy and comfortable
However, that means we're not gonna be able to film couple of Kpop music mondays
as a result, since we can't film when we are on a plane
Sorry everyone
We did film some videos in advance though so we could hopefully get those up
Otherwise, we do plan on logging a little bit while we're traveling
so make sure you stay tuned to see eatyourkimchi do things in North America
Weird..FAPFAPing in North America, just doesn't seem right
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Take it away androgenous Dr.Meemers