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Sup guys, and welcome to Dishonored. Uh, I don't really know what to expect, but I've
been told this is a very good game, and it is apparently game of the year for... probably,
I don't know, last year? So, yeah, we're gonna be playing this, I guess. Um, I don't really
know exactly what to expect, but--other than at the beginning we're on a boat, and ***,
because I had to do some graphics testing, but here we go. New game, please.
So, I'm Corvo?
Okay.
Okay.
Um, I don't know who's speaking. All I can infer from that is that we're definitely in
the middle ages. By the way, I did not watch that cutscene before--I just got to--like--this
point to test the graphics settings.
Alright. Yes, I know, "use my mouse."
Okay, what's my news?
What news do I have?
Rat plague?
Have we tried not having open sewers? Because that might help.
No? Well, it's just a suggestion; we might want to try that.
Okay, this is definitely not normal medieval ***. *clears throat*
I'm confused now. Is this supposed to be, like, late medieval? Early renaissance type
time? 'Cause this is not something I would expect during the medieval period or to be
juxtaposed against the plague.
Yes, I know what my movement keys are. I set them manually! Thank you.
"New machines"?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We have plague, a rat infestation, and hydraulics. One of these things does not belong. One of
these things is not like the others.
Okay?
I'm just saying.
Okay, so, where am I going?
Hello?
Is that over there?
I'm gonna guess that is, because it says Empress.
Hi. Do I know you?
Um, I'm gonna guess--Daughter?
Okay.
Spymaster?
I still don't know what's going on, but, um, yeah, I'll play hide & seek really quick,
since she's busy. Supposedly.
Um.
Okay.
So, we're going down here, I guess. You want me to--am I hiding or are you hiding? I guess
she is now.
Yeah, I'm following you. Going in the same exact direction.
Okay.
Okay, I'm hiding.
Okay.
Press left shift. Blah blah blah, okay.
Stealth mode.
Yeah--keep counting--that's definitely counting.
Okay, I'm hiding.
You obviously can't hear me, but I'm hiding.
Are--are you really this bad at playing hide--searching? You're just standing in the middle and--and
asking me where I am. You have to look for me, kid. I mean, I know in the game, you're
my daughter, but, to me, as a--as a player right now, you're just a kid.
Okay.
You suck--you suck at seeking. You--come on. I--I need to teach you how to seek, kid.
Okay.
Alright.
"Sounds of wonderment," awesome. Okay.
Hello, person I don't know.
I don't even know where I've been.
The Isles?
Um.
So, where is--where is this game actually set? I'm--I'm still confused on that.
'Cause--I'm--I'm still confused on that. Fairly still--fairly confused.
Why is his head glitched out?
Okay.
What's up with his head?
What the *** is going on here?
What the *** is up your head? That's a surprise. Holy ***. I mean, I mean, what the *** happened
with the mesh for your head? I--I've never seen anything like that in actual game. Like
I've seen pictures of glitched out meshes at some point, but I've never seen anything
like that actually happen on any of my systems--system setups, excuse me.
Okay.
I don't even know.
Here, take these, I guess.
Okay, yeah--reading, good.
Okay.
Oh, fantastic. Graveyards are always fun.
What?
Rooftop?
What?
Oh, fantastic.
Okay, okay, so, it, so, it's reversed. So--it's reversed to what--to what it--it's like, uh,
***--what's it called? It's opposite of Call of Duty, but it's the--the setup that
actually makes more sense if the sword is the primary weapon, like you would think of
in this kind of setting.
You faggots.
Is that my wife? Oh, ***.
Let go of my daughter, I think. Um, ***.
I'll do
what I can.
Me?!
You framed me, you--you glitched out head ***!
Okay, then.
Okay, now what's happening?
Okay, I'm in prison. Didn't expect that at all. No. Wasn't expecting that.
"Order shall prevail."
What? No. *** the con--*** your confession. And *** you.
*** you, *** you, on the right, who's off-screen, *** you on the left.
Think? I don't need to think right now.
Yeah?
And?
"Good cause?" What?
*** you.
*** you, dude.
It ain't gonna be me; I'll tell you that right now. It ain't gonna be me. Not happening.
Alright, that'll have to be it for this time, guys, but I hope you enjoyed. If you did,
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