Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
[camera clicking]
WHERE IS COLT ARROW?
WE'VE GOT $10 MILLION WORTH OF DIAMONDS HERE AND NO ONE TO PROTECT THEM.
I WOULDN'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT.
THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR HIRING SOME STUPID CELEBRITY BODYGUARD.
HE'S JUST A HAS-BEEN T.V. STAR.
[both chuckling]
OH, NOW I REMEMBER YOUR T.V. SHOW,
PRIVATE D.
I USED TO WATCH THAT SHOW WHEN I WAS A LITTLE, LITTLE, LITTLE, LITTLE GIRL.
IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO.
E?
OH, AND SAY THE THING YOU USED TO SAY.
COME ON.
YOU MEAN, UH...
TIME TO CASH OUT, PUNK.
HEY, SOMEBODY'S COMIN' UP FAST.
(man #1) HERE YOU GO.
(man # THANK
CAPTAIN, THERE'S A BOAT COMING UP FROM BEHIND.
FREEZE!
HANDS UP!
[grunting]
[all gasping]
FREEZE! HANDS UP!
SHUT DOWN THE ENGINES! NOW!
[women sighing]
TAKE OFF THE JEWELS AND PUT 'EM IN THE BAG.
[woman gasping]
PUT 'EM IN THE BAG.
HURRY UP!
HEY, EASY. WE'LL COOPERATE.
THERE'S NO NEED TO GET ROUGH.
[men groaning]
[explosions]
IT SOUNDED LIKE AN EXPLOSION.
NO, NO. IT'S JUST THE BOAT SETTLING.
[groaning]
QUICK WILLIAMS. NICE TO MEET YOU.
[groaning]
I KNOW I HEARD A GUNSHOT THIS TIME.
SHOULDN'T YOU CHECK IT OUT?
ALL RIGHT.
[grunts]
OK, EASY.
NOBODY HAS TO GET HURT, ESPECIALLY ME.
FREEZE.
COLT, WHERE WERE YOU?
I RADIOED YOU THEY WERE COMING.
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THEM FROM BOARDING THE SHIP.
WELL, I WAS TIED UP.
BESIDES, QUICK AND TASHA HAV
HUH?
GET DOWN.
[grunting]
TIME TO CASH OUT, PUNKS.
AH!
TASHA, QUICK,
NIKKI, YOU NOTIFY THE AUTHORITIES.
THESE PEOPLE ALL WORK FOR YOU?
I ALWAYS HAVE ASSOCIATES WORKING UNDERCOVER.
I WAS JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO SPRING THE TRAP.
YOUR DIAMONDS, I PRESUME?
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
NOW THAT I'VE SAVED THE DAY,
I DID NOTICE ONE OF YOUR MODELS
WAS A LITTLE FRIGHTENED DOWN BELOW.
I THINK I BETTER CHECK ON HER.
WHAT AN AMAZING MAN. COOL AS A CUCUMBER.
HOW LONG HAVE ALL YOU GUYS WORKED FOR HIM?
TOO LONG.
♪ YOUR SKIN ♪
♪ TOUCH THAT I NEED ♪
♪ AND THE FIRE THAT BREATHES ♪
♪ JUST TO FEEL ♪
♪ YOUR BODY INSIDE ♪
OUT OF MY MIND ♪
♪ I'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS ♪
♪ IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME ♪
♪ I'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS ♪
♪ DRIVE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND ♪
[gonging]
GOOD MORNING, MADAM.
SO, JAMES, WHAT ARE WE HAVING TODAY?
CREPE SUZETTE? EGGS BENEDICT?
NO, IT'S YOUR FAVORITE.
I DON'T LIKE HOT DOGS.
YOU LOVE HOT DOGS. THEY'RE ALL YOU EAT.
HOT DOGS. HOT DOGS.
HOT DOGS. HOT DOGS. HOT DOGS. HOT DOGS.
[screaming]
NO! NO!
(man) I SAY, CAN I HAVE A HOT DOG?
NO. NO.
NO.
VAL, WAKE UP.
OH, I'M SORRY.
WELCOME TO TAIL OF THE PUP.
WHAT KIND OF HOT DOG CAN I GET YOU?
A CHILI DOG WITH EXTRA CHILI.
CHILI DOG, EXTRA CHILI.
(Maxine) COMIN' UP.
[people chattering]
THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING BETTER THAN THIS.
HMM. WELCOME TO L.A., HONEY.
WHAT DID YOU THINK, YOU'D HOP OFF THE BUS
AND BECOME RICH AND FAMOUS OVERNIGHT?
WELL, IT DOESN'T HURT TO DREAM.
A LIMO.
A LIMO? OOH! WHERE'S THE LIMO?
MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
WHO'S THAT? WHO'S THAT?
(Val) IT'S, UH...
[screaming] OH, MY GOD! IT'S BRAD CLIFF,
OK? BRAD CLIFF. THAT IS BRAD CLIFF.
YOU ARE BRAD CLIFF.
YOU CAUGHT ME.
UH-HUH!
[all laughing]
CAN I HAVE A HOT DOG, A LITTLE MUSTARD, NO ONIONS?
MMM-HMM.
YOU WANT A HOT DOG?
EVEN MOVIE STARS HAVE TO EAT.
[chuckling] YES, YOU DO. YES, YOU...
OK, OK, HOLD ON.
HOT DOG.
OH, NO, DON'T-- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S ON ME.
IT'S ON HER.
YEAH. YOU'LL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT.
THANK YOU.
THANK Y
CH.
YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU ARE WELCOME. YOU'RE SO WELCOME!
[whooping] WE SAW BRAD CLIFF.
IT'S BRAD CLIFF.
(Maxine) WAIT. HE'S STOPPING.
HOLD THIS, MIKE.
HE'S COMING BACK. HE'S COMING BACK
OK. COOL, COOL.
OK, COOL.
COOL.
[clearing throat]
[chuckling]
YOU KNOW, THAT WAS REALLY NICE OF YOU.
I HOPE YOU'LL GIVE ME ORTUNITY
MAYBE TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER?
[clearing throat] DINNER?
MY NEW FILM I DON'T HAV
Y.
E.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME WITH ME?
YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE?
SURE.
YEAH, SURE, I, UH... YEAH, I'D LOVE TO GO.
(Colt) WELL, YOU'RE MY LAWYER. DEAL WITH IT.
(man) COLT, I'VE WARNED YOU FOR YEARS.
THEY'VE GOT EVERYTHING THEY NEED TO GET YOU ON TAX FRAUD.
OH, POPPYCOCK. HOW CAN THEY GET ME ON TAX FRAUD?
I DON'T PAY ANY TAXES.
[laughing]
THAT'S THE POINT. ALL THAT MONEY YOU'VE BEEN HIDING OVERSEAS,
YOU HAVE TO BRING IT BACK AND PAY WHAT YOU OWE TODAY,
OR THE I.R.S. IS THROWING YOU IN JAIL.
ALL RIGHT. I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS THIS SERIOUS.
LET ME JUST STRAIGHTEN A FEW THINGS OUT AND I'LL CALL YOU THIS AFTERNOON.
BYE.
[car horns blaring]
COLT ARROW SECURITY SERVICES.
HELLO, KAY, BABY, THIS IS COLT ARROW.
I WANT YOU TO BOOK ME ON A NOON FLIGHT TO THE GRAND CAYMAN ISLANDS.
I'LL BE DROPPING BY TO PICK UP A FEW THINGS.
RIGHT, BOSS. DO YOU WANT A TOWN CAR TO TAKE YOU TO THE AIRPORT?
CAPITAL IDEA, KAY. AND LISTEN,
ANYONE WHO CALLS IN FROM HERE ON, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM.
RIGHT, BOSS.
TIME TO CASH OUT, PUNK.
BRAD CLIFF INVITES YOU OUT ON A DATE,
AND YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANNA GO?
I DIDN'T SAY I WASN'T GOING, JUST, WHY WOULD HE ASK ME?
HAVE YOU LOOKED AT
OR
(Val) I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY ANYTHING FOR A HOLLYWOOD PREMIERE.
[Maxine grunting]
I KEEP TELLING YOU, I'LL LEND YOU THE MONEY TO BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING,
AND THEN WHEN YOU-- YOU GET RICH AND FAMOUS, YOU CAN PAY ME BACK IN STYLE.
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHERE THE STARS SHOP?
YEAH, YEAH. I JUST SAW ANGELYNE HERE THE OTHER DAY.
WHERE ARE YOU GOIN', TO A FUNERAL?
♪ NEVER HAVE I WANTED SOMETHING ♪
OK.
SWEET, SWEET, BUT WHAT, YOU'RE GOING TO CHURCH NOW?
LOOK, YOU GOT-- YOU GOT IT. YOU'VE GOT IT ALL.
LET IT OUT. LET IT ALL OUT. RIGHT? AM I RIGHT?
AAH! PUT IT BACK IN. PUT, BACK IN. YOU'LL GET ARRESTED IN THAT!
♪ YOU COULDN'T HURT ME IF YOU TRIED ♪
♪ YOU COULDN'T HURT ME IF I CARED ♪
WHAT, TOO SLUTTY?
FOR THE FIRST DATE.
BUT YOU MARK THAT DOWN FOR WHEN YOU NEED TO CLOSE THE DEAL.
(Maxine) SHE'S STARTING TO GET THE IDEA OF WHAT I'M GOING AFTER HERE,
YOU UNDERSTAND?
[gasping]
OH! OH! THAT'S IT.
OH, MY GOODNESS. CINDERELLA WITH AN ATTITUDE.
ELEGANT YET AVAILABLE.
NOT TOO AVAILABLE?
WELL, SEE, NO, THAT'S WHAT THE MATCHING PURSE IS FOR.
LET MAXINE SHOW YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING
THAT SHE LEARNED ON THE WAY TO THE LAUNDROMAT.
IF MR. MOVIE STAR GETS OUT OF LINE,
YOU HANDLE HIM LIKE THIS.
[objects rattling]
AND THEN HE'S A GENTLEMEN AGAIN.
WE'LL TAKE IT!
MAKE SURE THE FUNDS ARE TRANSFERRED.
I AM NOT TAKIN' ANOTHER BULLET FOR THAT JERK.
(Nikki) IF YOU GO, I GO.
(Quick) LET'S FACE IT. WE ALL SHOULD HAVE GONE LONG AGO.
THE 3 OF US MAKE A GREAT TEAM.
WE COULD START OUR OWN COMPANY.
WHY NOT?
HOW ABOUT TASHA DEXTER AND ASSOCIATES?
WHAT COULD BE MORE GLAMOROUS THAN AN EX-MODEL WHO SPIED FOR THE C.I.A.?
I NEVER WORKED FOR THE C.I.A.
OOPS, I FORGOT.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT THAT.
BUT DEXTER ISN'T YOUR REAL NAME, IS IT?
TOO BAD THE COLD WAR ENDED, OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T BE BEGGING FOR WORK.
BETTER YET, HOW ABOUT NIKKI FRANCO AND COMPANY?
EVERYONE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT KNOWS OF THE NEW YORK FRANCOS.
I NEVER GOT MIXED UP IN MY UNCLE'S BUSINESS.
MORE THE PITY.
GIVEN BOTH YOUR SHADY BACKGROUNDS,
QUICK WILLIAMS AND PARTNER, THAT MIGHT BE A NATURAL IDEA.
OH, YES, WE ALL BET ON THE YOUNG QUICK
GOING INTO HIS MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHT,
UNTIL HE WAS DISQUALIFIED ON DRUG CHARGES.
I WAS FRAMED 'CAUSE I WOULDN'T TAKE A DIVE.
WE QU THIS
HROUGH.
YOU OWE US $5,000 EACH FOR THE LAST JOB.
WE WANT IT IN CASH.
FINE.
YOU KNOW, THEY ALL TURNED ON ME IN EPISODE 13 AS WELL.
OH, MY...
BUT I SURVIVED THEN, AND I'LL
OW.
I JUST THINK IT'S A SHAME IT HAS TO END ON SUCH A BAD NOTE.
[bleeping]
I WAS ABOUT TO OFFER YOU ALL A VERY SWEET DEAL.
BUT IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED...
BOSS, YOUR TICKET TO GRAND CAYMAN.
THE TOWN CAR IS WAITING FOR YOU OUT FRONT.
THANK YOU, KAY. AND I THINK I'LL MISS YOU MOST OF ALL.
YOU KNOW, WITH MY NAME AND YOUR ABILITIES,
COLT ARROW SECURITY BECAME THE LEADER IN CELEBRITY PROTECTION.
AND AFTER ALL YOUR HARD WORK, I'D HATE TO SELL IT TO STRANGERS, BUT--
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A SECOND. SLOW DOWN.
YOU'RE SELLIN' THE ENTIRE BUSINESS?
T T
E JET,
NO. I'M HOLDING A GARAGE SALE
AND SELLING 'EM OFF PIECE BY PIECE
WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT
THIS WHOLE THING COULD BE YOURS, IF YOU WANT IT.
PLUS THE GREAT COLT ARROW NAME
AND THE SLOGAN, "TIME TO CASH OUT, PUNK."
WHAT'S YOUR BID? A QUARTER MILLION?
$100,000?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO. I'LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR $5,000 APIECE.
[chuckling] DEAL?
I WANT TO SEE THE FINE PRINT.
I--I WANT TO SEE A CONTRACT.
I WANT TO SEE THE BOOKS.
ALL RIGHT. THERE'S THE FINE PRINT.
YOU FILL IT OUT HOWEVER YOU WANT TO.
SO GOODBYE, GOOD LUCK.
AND I'LL EVEN TOSS IN THE JAG.
WOW.
HE JUST SOLD YOU THE WHOLE COMPANY.
WITH A BLANK CONTRACT.
SO, WHY DO I FEEL SO DIRTY?