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1. January
[Drunken mumble]
Hey, there's nothing left
***, there must be at least 3 beers left in the fridge
There's nothing!
Uhm, well I put out the sauna door fire with the beers
OK, but is there some *** left??
No ***, only pumpkin salad.
But what the hell shall we do now?
Someone must go to the store
Yea, sure, I know a good place but umm, it's too far away to go on foot
Yea, but we DEFINITELY can't use the car!
HELLO, who's sober??!
NOT!
I can go!
YOU?
Yes, me
But you are pissed drunk!
Don't worry, I'm with a car!
KITT, start your engine, we are going shopping!
Ok, prepare your money
KITT, why didn't you start your engine?
Michael, I think that we shouldn't go shopping right now.
My sensors indicate that the alcohol level in your blood is over 1.5%o...
...and... *KITT*!
KITT, shut the hell up, we are going!
But Michael...
Stop messing, the others are waiting
Michael, a short ride with this weather isn't good for my electronics.
KITT, it's only about 4-5 KM, you are bulletproof...
...but afraid of cold, what's the matter?
Michael, there's nothing wrong with me....
Very good, let's go
Michael, you are not capable of driving right now...
Oh, it's OK
OK, you better drive
Michael, wake up, we have a problem
Oh ***, what did you do?
Nothing, Michael
Oh, then it's OK
Good evening, what's the matter?
Evening, constable Liitra and chief constable Pohlak
Your car is missing registration plates and your seatbelt is not fastened
I don't... It was such a short ride that i didn't bother...
I actually live nearby, I'm just going shopping
Have you been drinking?
Well yeah, a little bit
Blow into this machine
I'm actually aware that I'm drunk
Please remove the keys from the ignition and come with us
NO, but I wasn't even driving!
Well but who was then?
A cat was driving
A CAT was driving?
Yea... ....NO, not a cat, KITT was driving
Please come out from your vehicle
No, wait a sec
*KITT*
*KITT*
*KITT*, KITT, say something! ***!
Please come out of your vehicle
No, wait a sec, KITT was driving, I slept half the way
Do you see, TURBO BOOST, if you press that...
...then you can jump over broken bridges and stuff
Come slowly out of the car and keep your hands where I can see them
***, what are you doing?
AAH, I'M MICHAEL KNIGHT, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Hey, hey, calm down
F****** police country, damn it
You bloody traitor!
ARGHH!, KITT, help!
KITT, you p*****, I'll put diesel in your fuel tank next time