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Ubi: Hello, welcome to another let's play of Façade!
Ubi: I am Ubister
Ubi: and this is s4mm77.
S4m: Yeah, i can introduce myself...
Ubi: No you can't, you're retarded.
S4m: Well i am s4mm77 and i am going to play this time.
S4m: So...
Ubi: And i'm just sitting here eating potato chips.
S4m: Shut up, those are mine.
S4m: Anyway, it's s4mm77 with an "s" a "4" two "m"'s and a "77" on the end.
Ubi: Seems legit.
S4m: Get the *** out!
S4m: You little ***.
S4m: Let's see here, I'm quite sure I'm gonna be Espen.
S4m: It's a hot name.
Ubi: That name doesn't exist
Ubi: It's not allowed.
S4m: Not legit, absolutely not legit
S4m: Yeeeeaaaah
Ubi: Kay
Ubi: Where are the new wine glasses? We are allways looking for the new wine glasses!
S4m: Ahh let's make a good start, this is a good start.
Ubi: They won't let you in this way...
S4m: Wanna bet?
Ubi: "Open the *** up"? S4m: Wanna bet? Ubi: I'm not "opening my *** up"...
S4m: Who said it was "your ***"?
Trip: AssPin! (Espin)! Ubi: Oh my gawd! S4m: He actually said it...
Ubi: ***-Pin
Ubi: What the ***, asspin...
S4m: Wow, it's all spacey in here...
S4m: Wth, how do i walk?!! Oh...
S4m: I'm just spacing out...
S4m: What? Where? What teh ***...
S4m: I care...
Ubi: This game is realistic as she came out of the kitchen... S4m: Haha, yeah she came out of the kitchen...
Ubi: Uhh, man? ... Woman?
Ubi: Ahh, sorry; it's just your hair is so short...
Ubi: Is she a man!?
Ubi: Ask the magic eightball...
S4m: Dear magic eightball "is she a man?".
Ubi: "Is she a man!?". Haha I doubt it.
S4m: How do YOU know?!
Ubi: U sure?
Ubi: Teh ***... The eyebrow?
Ubi: Yeah cool story braw. S4m: Cool story (self-amused)
Ubi: Oh mah gawd, you have to choose! S4m: Oh my god (gay voice), these guys are retarded.
S4m: I don't want to sit in your stupid couch, and I don't want to see your stupid painting. Let me just get some wine.
Ubi: Haha, "or sumeth"...
Ubi: I'm not drinking a fucken coctail...
Ubi: That's gay as ***.
Ubi: Dude
S4m: Yeahhh, Ubister just left...
S4m: Ah, Ubister is back... Ubi: I'm back...
S4m: I still don't have a drink, that's where we are at.
S4m: Okay we are gunna kick somebody's ***.
S4m: Somebody just griefed our MC server... Ubi: What's he doing?!!!
S4m: SHUT UP. S4m: Well someone just griefed on our MC server and we are going to kick that guys ***.(later...)
S4m: Who was it?
Ubi: I think Michael or Syben... S4m: What the *** is a Syben?
S4m: I'll just blame michael, it's an easyer name.
Ubi: It's urine! So he WAS *** in his glass! Well he's some sick ***, he wants you to drink it.
Ubi: "HE KNOWS!"
S4m: "HES ON TO US!" Ubi: "GET HIM, HE KNOWS TOO MUCH!"
Ubi: Your amazing view is a gif animation...
S4m: Yeah dude look at this ***...
S4m: It's *** great.
S4m: Woww!
S4m: It's a 2D city!!!
S4m: Impressed...
Ubi: Ahw it's forever alone with 2 wine glasses.
S4m: "***-Pin" (Just got it)
S4m: Holy god... Ubi: "Where'd my asspin go?"
S4m: Yeah i'm just gunna...
S4m: I'm not paying any atention to you...
S4m: Trust me... Ubi: Go check on the woman...
S4m: Yeah i am going to check on the female Wait just let me get this... Ubi: She's in the kitchen making a sammich.
S4m: Yeah i am going to check if she's making our sammiches. Shut up... (to trip)
S4m: Lulz i took the ***.
Ubi: What you doin'? S4m: Ellow...
Ubi: ELLLLOW...
Ubi: I think i know where this is going...
S4m: Okay
S4m: Okay, you're mine...
S4m: You're mine.
S4m: Definately. No i won't give you a fucken minute.
S4m: You're mine right now, i want you.
S4m: Wait how teh *** do I drop this? It's not Q I tried...
Ubi: You have to drop it on a table...
S4m: Yeah well this is a table isn't it? Ubi: No.
S4m: Ahw i have to go all the way back just to drop the ***...
S4m: Nonono, I was gunna kiss you in the kitchen... What teh *** are you doing?!!
Ubi: You should've kissed her in the kitchen when she was alone. S4m: *** this *** i'll just slap her ***.
S4m: WOMAN, SURPRISE! Ubi: I'm pretty sure that's a man...
S4m: Okay this is...
S4m: This is good...
S4m: One more time... (at eightball) Ubi: Ohw the urine is falling...
S4m: Oh come on this is ***! Ubi: How can he hold you with 2 wine glasses?
S4m: No, you need my help... You need me!
Ubi: I will treat you!
S4m: *** this ***.