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Just... Take a breath, just...
Right.
Hello!
Where were we? Where did we leave off...
Delivering letter to Steven!
In the *** cave.
What do you mean, the *** cave? Nothing's happened, yet!
... Okay. That's okay, at least it's not a *** shiny Kyogre...
Alright, we can catch a Pokémon in this room.
Do we have any Pokéballs?
Uhh...?
Yes. That'll do, that'll do.
-I don't know where I am, so you'll just... -Don't worry. Go right.
-You'll have to be my EYES... -Like in the Gym. Hah! I trick! Right.
What?!
-Right. Down. There's a thing there. -DumdumdumdumdumdumDUM!
-OOH! -Ahh!
-Nice! -Okay!
Ahh, nice, we got a Nidoran.
-Water Gun? -Scratch.
-Water will kill it. -Ah. Uhh, can he take another one?
-He can take another one. -Yeah.
... And we're poisoned.
That's very not good.
Don't speed it, we need to y'know... Raise the pressure a bit!
One... Two... Three...!
OUUEH :D
NIDORAN! Ah sweet!
(...)
... It can fly?
Dumboran AWAYYYYY!!
What shall we call it... Dumboran!!
Dumbo"ran" for miles!
Leave...
Right, what else have we missed out on.
-... PLEASE stop saying that. -Okay...
You'll bring doom to us all!
-Aww. -Alright. We have to kill it, he's got Shadow Tag.
When does I Eat Soup evolve? Is it Lv. 18 or 16...
Dude, you know better than me, okay...? Where am I.
Go down, there's an item down here...
Ta ta taa...
Spray it up his butt!
Down. Right. Right. Down. Right. Right. Left. DAMNIT.
Okay. Down. Down? Up. Right.
-Okay. Do you know where you're going?! -Yes!
You're not just spouting random directions at me?
Ah. Okay.
We can catch it! Cuz we're downstairs.
-Does that count? -Yes!
-Okay. -It's another room!
Umm...
I'll get there eventually-
DBAUBFEZJDV.
-I KNOW what I'm doing, boy. -Alright, alright...
Sheesh. Calm your ***!
-Can we name him ***, please? -Ebeh ebeh ebeh- No.
-Awww... -We've done that joke already.
-...Phallus? -NO. We've done that joke.
(...)
I say.
-We all know how that feels. -Yeah.
Umm... Yes.
Umm... No.
No more *** jokes, we've done it. Okay?
Call him...
Call him ***.
... Really?
I don't know WHY I'm listening to you!
... He looks like one!
(...)
...
There he is!
... HAI...
So try and find something?
Find ***. For obvious reasons!-
... Huh. Okay.
Oooohhh gettin' hurt.
We're gettin' hurt!
Oooh, Psybacon. He's the only one who can withstand him.
-... OOOONE DAMAGE! -Bag.
-Try and catch it? Still has quite a bit of health... -Mmhmm.
Dayumn.
There we go!
What shall we call him?
(...)
Do you ever speak like that in class?
-... No? -You should.
... Okay?
Ummmmm...
Butt. :D
... Really?
No. We need a good... Butt needs... Uhhh...
Uhh...
UMMM...
UHHH...
Fluffy?
But he isn't fluffy.
Exactly!
-... No. -Uhh...
Doesn't work for him...
-He isn't not fluffy enough- -Clean.
Because he's got "dust" in his name, dust isn't clean.
-What's the opposite of dust? -Clean.
No, but... Clean's the opposite of dirty, what's the opposite of dust?
-Dust IS dirty. -... Dust isn't dirt!!!
-It is! -Dirt isn't dust!!
But... Without any dust, it's clean! Call him Cleanox!
-URRRRGGGH -CALL HIM CLEANOX!!
Cleanox!! ... Sounds like a cleaning product, now!
Dustox sounds like a cleaning product!
Cleanox kills 99.9% of bacteria!!
And dust!!
-A PokéNav... -No one cares!
Ohhh things are happening, ohh yayy...
*belch*
...
Okay.
-Oh, 'ello. -Ooohh!! That would've been nice.
Still got a bloody cleaning product...
OOOHOOO...
-... Killing it? -Yeah.
Ember?
... I've NEVER seen a Masquerain in this game! Ever!
-Really? -No.
... Well you been missing out!
So why the hell is there so many bugs...
And then a Golem.
There's a load of bugs, and then a Golem, and then a Charizard.
That was, the...
And a Kyogre.
And a...
*** shiny Lapras.
***... ***...
DDBZHKBA
LFIZBEDS-
Calm down.
It happened, we move on. That's what we do.
We do need to spend a good amount of time training, however- OOH.
-... Awwwwwwww... -It's okay, James...
Huh. It's a cat.
-Huh. Another cat! -It's a fish!
*belch*
...
I'm not even...
I ain't even mad.
HAHAHAHEHAHEHAHEHUHEUEHEUE :D
-HEH HEH HEHEH -The HELL was that?
-HEHEHE... OOOHOOO... -Oh, that's not good.
-There we go. -EEEHEHEEE...
-Err, we need heals... -EEEEEEEEH...
So, who we got in the PC?
Accessing Someone's PC cuz I am a hax0r.
-Dumboran, *** and Cleanox. -Dumboran's got a Premier Ball!
-Has he? -Yeah.
Huh.
-Are we happy with the team? Do we want anyone with us? -Nah. Team's good.
Oh! Sweet!
-May I *** it? -Yeah.
He's using-
... Aeroblast.
Right, I think we should kill it... Quickly... And then stay away from the Togepis.
Err, go back and heal at the Pokémon Center. And... Go to the shop.
-Is there a shop here? -Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
-There isn't, is there? -... 'Scuse me.
There isn't.
Nope. Nope nope nope go- Um, go um... Uh... Yeah, go to Slateport.
-Let's just head on now, we'll train at another place. -Aaaaaaaaaa...
-WAY WITH MEEEEEE!!!
Oh, whoops.
Oh, we could- No, no we can't.
-Did you ever used to do this, just sit here? -Yeah!
And just... Chill out for a bit!
Where... They don't even have the space to make a sandcastle!
-No... We don't wanna go here yet... -Market! Don't we?
-No. -Where am I going!
Fight all the trainers on the beach.
-AWW it's so cute! -Aww! Water Gun.
Aww- Kill it.
...
Choo choo!-
W-w-w... What happened to the line?!
They stopped existing.
Meow meow meow- Ooh.
Umm, yeah. He's electric.
-So we want to put ooout... -Err, Tittums.
It was at this moment... That he *** up.
...
-Well, this isn't working. -Damnit.
...
WHAT.
-W-wha ha... -It just used FLAIL.
Noooo... Noooo...
It just used Flail, how did FLAIL kill us?
Because the weaker you are, the stronger Flail is...
-Ooooooohhhhh.... -It is the weakest possible...
When you have 1HP, Flail is the most devastating move in the game...
... We just lost Tittums...
Noooo...
Send out Magikarp. Just kill him quick.
Tackle. Just, James...
Lose two in one!
YES!! Okay.
... I'm trying to be happy...
Well, now we can bring along Dumboran!
But Tittums was amazing...
-We lost our only Ice! -Tittums was SO GOOD...
Croconaw's awesome, though... At least he's gonna be stronger, now.
*** that girl...
'Kay, we need a memorial service for... Tittums...
(Live and Let Die - Paul McCartney)
(FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood - Requiem for the Brigadier General)
... He "olé'd" for the last time.
He lived his life to the full!
-Partying every night...- -*She.
It- Yeah...
-He... Comple- -*She.
She... Completely... Owned the beginning of the game.
She got us through the best part of the beginning. She was our starter.
But in the late game, she just couldn't take it...
She got taken down by Lanturn's Flail at 1HP. Probably the most... When you're...
That is one of the most lethal things in the game... Flail at 1HP.
And...
Well... We're gonna miss her.
-No, no... Just... -Just get it over with.
Bye, Tittums...
*boop!*
You will be missed.
'Kay...
*sigh*
Okay.
Let's take that Premier Ball.
-***'s sake, James! -YOU MAPPED THEM WEIRDLY!!
-I didn't! -Did...
Err, go back to the beach, there's that house with trainers.
Yeah, we can fight all these people.
-Diglett! -Oh, we can use...
... We could've used Tittums.
*sob*
-Okay, Diglett... -I Eat Soup.
I'm finding this hard to deal with.
-... Do you want to take a moment? -Yeah...
-Recover your wits... -We've been playing for half an hour, already.
-Yep! -Let's just, finish the house...
(Audio bug)
Magikarp.
Oh, we're never gonna kill it. We're never gonna-
We're NEVER GONNA-
... Okay, this is just never gonna happen.
-Togepi! -Oooooooh no! Er, Susan.
Kill it, quick.
Kill it with the Susan.
Fire!!
We don't have a Moon St- How do we find a Moon Stone in this game?
I don't know how to find a Moon Stone in a NORMAL game, let alone a Randomized game.
Well, I think we'll be able to find one somewhere, because you have to evolve Skitty with one.
So I don't think it's impossible to evolve our Nidoran.
-Alright, okay. Let's just... -Ahh...
Alright.
Is there a pub around here?
-We need to go get depressed. -I need to go cry into the bottom of a beer glass.
Okay, we'll just...
-Close enough. -Let's stop here...
What've you got to say.
Right let's just...
Well...
-I'm gonna go cry, now. -Go lie down, have a bit of a cry... Try not to make too much of a mess.
-You're standing on the cussion and resting your butt on the top of the sofa. -Yes!
Let's sit next to this old guy.
-You will be missed... -Let's cry on his shoulder.
-I MISS HER SO MUCH!! -I'm sure he understands.
-Anyway... -Goodbye, Tittums...
That'll be it for now...