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♪ I remember when in the day you were a shy boy ♪
♪ And then you were aiming for the sky ♪
♪ It don't hurt when I hit you ♪
♪ You can paint a pretty picture ♪
♪ And it's there when you look me in the eye ♪
♪ You give me sweet sweet dreams ♪
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♪ Don't you know that it makes me want to sigh ♪
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♪ sweet dreams ♪
WOMAN: Everyone has their own love story.
Some are just easier to understand than others.
Sometimes people can do
the weirdest things to each other.
So how are you supposed to tell the difference
between right and wrong?
And what is normal when it comes to relationships?
I'm sure it would be a whole lot easier to work out
if I had an actual useful example
of what one's supposed to look like.
But when you're 14,
all you really have to go on
is the relationships in your own family.
And when you're trying to find
examples of normal human behavior,
my family is the last place you should look.
( phone ringing )
Hello?
It's for you.
Hello?
We're supposed to be having a break.
I miss you.
I'm gonna fix this, Jac.
I promise.
What are you doing, baby?
I'm doing my bikini line.
Right.
Why?
I've got an appointment with the gyno today, remember?
Okay.
I can't wait to meet them.
You're sure they're gonna love me?
Of course.
We just need to give them a bit more time, that's all.
Have you told them you love me?
JOHN: (on answering machine) It's John from woodworks here.
Just chasing up that invoice.
It's over 90 days so I'd appreciate a call.
SARAH: Steven, it's Sarah from the bank again.
Could you please call me urgently
regarding your home loan?
I need to make a time for you to come in.
This is my third message,
so I need you to get back to me soon, okay? Thanks.
I can't believe I have to wait
another week to get the results.
How hard can it be?
Maybe it's time to consider,
you know, getting a second opinion?
Tommy, I know this is difficult for you,
but I've known John a long time and I trust him.
Yeah, I just don't understand why he calls you--
lovely.
And I'm not suggesting for a second
that it's not lovely, I just don't think
that's an appropriate thing for him to say.
I mean, does your GP say that your *** are lovely
when you go and get a breast exam?
No, I don't think so.
I don't think it's appropriate.
I think you have to consider the possibility that,
you know, that he does find you attractive.
There is something very wrong with you.
( whistling )
( clapping )
You shouldn't have to pack up his stuff.
Nah, *** that for a joke.
If he hasn't picked it up a week,
give it to the salvos.
It's actually been quite therapeutic.
Ooh.
Hasn't setanta beefed up since last season?
Mmm.
Oh, yeah.
( laughing )
Steven Thompson?
Yeah?
I'm Ana.
Forgive me. I'm late.
No, I'm late. Here. Was here.
I just got here, so, um, it's...
Hi.
May I sit?
Yeah, of course. I'm sorry.
Yeah, grab a seat. And, um, a seat.
Yeah, sorry.
You know, it's--it's funny,
sometimes when you talk to someone on the phone,
you get this mental picture
of what that person might look like,
and I guess I didn't expect
you to look so...
thin.
Remember to look carefully at your subjects, guys.
When you're doing a portrait,
you want to try and paint what is really there,
not what you think is there.
Sometimes we only see what we want to see.
Minds can be very deceiving.
So I think the next step is
you move in my house as soon as possible.
Uh-huh. Okay, yeah. Sooner the better.
If you do not mind me ask,
what made you choose to go through?
It was pretty straight forward, really.
My girlfriend and I-- I have a girlfriend Jacqui.
We're on a break at the moment.
We're working it out,
but I just need to sort my *** out.
Mm-hmm.
Also, she wants a baby Babushka.
A little--
What I'm saying is I've kind of got myself into a bit,
well, a lot of debt, actually.
So my business is, what's the word?
Bad. It's really bad.
So, yeah, this is it.
This is-- it's kind of my last option.
Mm-hmm.
So we are talking cash, yeah?
Of course.
15,000 on day of wedding, 10,000 one month after.
Great. Terrific. Danka.
Uh, that's German.
So, Steven, I think it's most important
to look to everyone that,
that we are so very much in love
that we cannot wait but to be married.
Yeah.
Stevie? I thought it was you.
Mrs. Morton, hi.
Your mum didn't tell me you were getting married.
Congratulations!
Oh! thank you. But you know what?
We're, we're not announcing it yet, so--
Well, that'll get your mum off your back, won't it?
Well.
I told her you'd grow up in your own time.
Good for you, love.
Oh, thank you.
( loud music playing )
♪ So hard ♪
♪ Finding inspiration ♪
♪ I knew you'd find me crying ♪
♪ Tell those girls with fools for minds ♪
♪ That the jokes don't make me laugh ♪
♪ They only make me feel like dying ♪
♪ In an unguarded moment ♪
( speaking in foreign language )
Hello, hello, come in. Come in, I very late.
Yes. All right.
Please forgive. I must get back in shower.
But this is your room.
Please make yourself at home.
Uh, thanks.
ALL: Hooray!
Hooray! Happy anniversary, you two.
Thank you.
Thank you, love.
Help me out, mate. What's your secret?
A healthy love life.
Yeah.
I was afraid you might say that.
So you've settled in all right, then?
Oh, more or less.
Thought you boys might like a little something to nibble on.
Good on ya, love.
Pleasure.
Hey, so listen, dad. I--
I really didn't want to ask you for another loan,
but I've got myself into this pretty--
well, this slightly dodgy situation, actually.
I thought it was the answer, but
I'm not a 100% sure it's the right thing to do now.
You know, morally.
Morality's got nothing to do with money, son.
That's--yeah, that's good to know.
Thanks, Dad.
So anyway, I know that you said the last time
would be the last time,
but I was wondering if there was any chance
that you might possibly be able to help me out
with about 25,000.
Jesus, Steve!
Do you reckon I'm made of money?
I can't keep bailing you out, mate.
Sooner or later you got to stand on your own two feet.
Dad, I know.
That's exactly what I'm trying to do.
I just need a leg up.
I said no, son.
Do you boys need any drinks at all?
Oh, I could go another round, love, yeah.
How about you, son?
Huh? No. Thanks.
I should get back to work.
Yeah, you should.
***.
Oh, wow, what a surprise. You look great.
I'm feeling good, love.
I wish I knew you were coming.
Can I get you a cup, or what are you--
what are you doing here?
Well, I ran into Val Morton.
Ah...mum.
Are you really getting married?
Yeah. Yeah. I was going to call--
Oh, my baby's getting married!
Oh.
I can't believe it.
Oh, I know. It's so hard to believe.
Yeah.
I want you to have this.
What is it?
It was your nan's engagement ring.
Oh, mum. It's so beautiful.
But I can't. Really, I can't.
Oh, listen, love, Colin doesn't want it.
Lisa said she'd never wear it,
and I don't want to pressure you,
but I would be thrilled
if you'd just think about it for me.
Mum, this isn't easy,
but there's something you need to know.
Uh-huh.
I'm engaged to a woman named Ana.
So...
yeah, we met just by accident, really,
and it was one of those lightning bolt kind of things
where we just knew, you know?
We have so much in common.
She's so nice.
I know it feels like we're rushing things.
What happened to Jacqui?
I thought you two were trying to work things out.
Mum, I know this is a lot for you to take in right now,
but believe me, I know what I'm doing
and you don't have to worry about me anymore.
When can I meet her?
Soon. Really soon. Probably.
Okay.
Well, why don't you bring her to the pub tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow.
( balloon bursts )
Wow, happy birthday, baby.
You look amazing.
Do you like it?
I love you.
You do like it.
Hey, hey, I think it's only cold wash only, so...
That thing has got to...
I was thinking, uh, maybe it's a good idea
if I told mum the truth.
I have to say, I do not think is such a very good idea.
I just--I don't know if I can lie to her.
Of course you can. Is for her own good.
There's no need to burden her with the truth.
It will only make things hard for her.
All right. Well, we'll just stay for one drink.
Okay.
Maybe it's best if you don't do much of the talking.
That I'll do a lot of the talking,
and you just back me up.
Okay, okay. No, I say nothing.
I mean, you don't have to say nothing.
You know, say a couple of things.
But, err on the side of nothing, you know.
That's fine, love. Just pull over here.
But I'm happy to drive you.
No, just here. Just right here. Here.
That's perfect.
But we're still two blocks away.
Look, you've got to trust me, all right?
It's just too soon.
I won't be late.
See ya.
I can't believe he'd just go and get
engaged to a total stranger.
I don't understand either.
I thought Jacqui was the one.
What, and she's Russian?
She's Russian.
Her name's Ana, and that's it.
That's all I know.
Maybe she's pregnant.
Jacqui? Or Ana?
Okay, let's just drop it.
He'll be here in a minute.
Can we talk about something else?
Hey.
Hey, dad.
How are ya, mate?
We the first ones here?
No, the others are inside.
Mm.
Holey Dooley.
Oh, ***.
Hey.
What are you guys doing here?
What do you bloody think?
Just 'cause I'm not on with your mom doesn't mean
I can't come to your sister's birthday.
Oh, ***. Is it Lisa's birthday today?
Well, have a go at you, eh?
You must be the new love of his life.
Uh, yeah. That's right. This is Ana.
Ana, this is my dad-- my father, Roger.
And my brother, Colin.
Hello.
Hello, Ana.
Oh, watch out. Bit of double trouble, eh?
Welcome to the family, love.
I thought I was meeting Steve's mother.
Oh, no, they're all here, love.
Oh, good news.
How about we get you out of the cold, eh?
ANA: Mm-hmm.
How did you two meet again?
At the Russian club.
She's very attractive.
Yeah, she is. She's tops.
Does Jacqui know you're getting married?
Does--uh...
Hi, one of those, thanks.
So now you know where Steve gets his good looks from.
I see.
So whereabouts in Russia are you from?
My father is from Omsk.
Yeah, that's in the north.
South.
ANA: Is very near border with Kazakhstan.
There is only one.
Thank you for the necklace.
Yeah, that was Jane's idea. She chose it.
Oh, well, thanks for signing the card.
No worries.
( phone ringing )
Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking,
I'd just like to speak on behalf of the entire family
and congratulate our Steve on his beautiful fiancé.
We've all been through a bit of a transition lately
and it hasn't been easy for anyone.
But I am personally tickled pink that this wedding's turned up,
because it gives us a chance to come together as a family.
So I'd like us all to raise our glasses
and to wish them all the best
for a great and lasting happiness,
and may you always feel for each other
the love you share right now.
To Steve and Anna.
Ana.
Yeah, Ana, and the family.
To family.
Family.
Oh, ***, and to Lis.
Happy birthday, darl.
Happy birthday, Lis.
Thank you.
I better get another one of those.
So why wouldn't you want your father
to be with you on your wedding day?
I mean, what's going on there?
It's really not going to be such a big day.
No, no, we'll get him over, love.
I got a stack of frequent flyer points,
and I'll help out with the cost of the wedding as well.
That is very generous.
Generous.
Yeah, well, I mean, what's the use of making all this money
if you can't help the people you love, hey?
If she is pregnant,
and you don't even have to say it,
I just want to remind you that it is the 21st century
and you don't have to marry someone
to have a baby with them.
You know?
Okay.
Lis, look, I know this probably
all seems really weird to you,
but I know what I'm doing, okay?
I've got this sorted,
and everything's going to be fine.
Have you told Jacqui yet?
Uh, not yet, no.
So what do you do, Ana?
I am waitress, but in my country, I was nurse.
You're kidding. I'm a nurse.
Yeah, yeah, I work in aged care.
Aged care is one of the most difficult areas.
I am neo-natal.
Talk about difficult areas.
I don't think I could handle that.
ROGER: So when's the big day?
Uh, well, I think we've decided on the 7th, haven't we?
Yeah, the 7th.
Christ, you're not mugging around.
That's only a couple of weeks away.
I'll need at least that long to work on me speech.
We'll be okay to get the church at short notice,
will we, mum?
Well, I guess.
Sen-bloody-sational.
Okay. Well, we might head off.
Uh, better get Ana back to work.
Aren't you even going to stay for cake?
Uh, check with Ana. Can we?
No? Damn, next time, mum.
We'll, yeah, we'll catch you again really soon, I promise.
But thank you all for coming out.
Happy birthday, Lis.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, thank you.
STEVE: Okay. All right, ciao.
Man, this isn't good. This is not good.
Ana, we don't need a church wedding,
but that's what he said, right?
He said church. He definitely said church.
It's okay. It's good for us.
How?
Well, it makes it look real.
It's just a church, no?
Yeah, you're right. It's just a church.
Right.
Now, Col, you're on the buck's night, mate,
and nothing over the top.
Just a bit of fun for the boys, all right?
And Janey, can you throw
something together for the ladies?
I mean, you're good at organizing
that sort of *** so it should be right.
Tommy, you're on the food, mate.
Now can you knock up a cake
and some of that great bloody wog finger food
you did last time?
It was bloody beautiful, mate.
Oh, Lisa, can you manage the flowers?
Yes, I think I can manage that. Anything else?
No, that's it for now. I'll get back to you.
Rosie, you're on invitations.
And, look, can we see if we can get a bit of a discount
if we book the church and the reception hall?
I mean, that should knock something off the price given
what you've done for the ***.
Right, and that's about it.
And what are you gonna do?
I'm gonna ***' pay for it all.
There's something fishy about her.
I think you're being a bit harsh.
I thought she was lovely.
Oh, I thought you didn't like that word.
Only when a man who's not me uses it
in reference to your, you know--
( clearing throat )
So is it lovely that until a week ago,
he was in a committed relationship to somebody else?
People change.
That quickly?
Apparently.
Could you?
Could I what?
Could you move on that quickly if you and I broke up?
I doubt it.
So you could?
I don't think so.
But it's possible?
Where are we going?
Well, you tell me.
I can't stop thinking about Jacqui.
I don't understand how he could leave her for Ana.
What's so good about Ana?
Oh, you know, she's interesting,
she's a nurse, she's a carer, she's intelligent.
She's quite beautiful, really, you know.
She's charming, she...
She's a waitress.
Yeah.
I thought she was very attractive.
Did you think she was attractive?
Not overly.
What do you want?
You really want know what I want?
Lick my balls.
Jesus!
I'm sorry, but you were really rough.
And "lick my balls?"
I mean, where does that come from?
Do you have any idea
how long it's been since we've had sex?
Thanks again for seeing me.
Thanks for coming in.
I was under the impression
your partner would be joining us.
Yeah, oh, she wanted to come so much,
but, uh, unfortunately she's still quite unwell.
I'm so sorry.
Thank you. I'll tell her you said that.
In a nutshell, Mr. Thompson,
I'm afraid if we don't see a minimum of 22,000 dollars
by the end of the month,
we'll have to repossess the property.
And there's absolutely no way that could be--
that could be extended, in light of our circumstances?
Unfortunately not this time.
Look, Sarah. May I call you Sarah?
Miss Palmer-- Mrs.--
Not surprised. Oh, here's the thing.
I just need a little bit more time.
If I could possibly have a few more weeks?
I just don't think it's possible.
I've got a payment coming in the first week of June,
and I just don't want to put anymore stress
on Jacqui right now.
I'm begging you,
could I please have just a few more weeks?
Look, the 10th of June is the absolute best I can do.
No, that's good. That's doable.
Thank you. I really appreciate it.
Okay, let's have a little look, shall we?
Can you put your knees up into the stirrups?
Oh, happy birthday.
Oh, thank you.
It was actually last week, but--
I'm so pleased I remembered.
I was looking through your file this morning
and I noticed, and I thought,
oh, must remember to wish you happy birthday.
Are you having a lovely day?
Uh, yes, I did, thank you.
Okay, so moving in and out like this,
is the pain more outside the opening,
or is it further inside?
Um.
Are the walls sore, or is it just this little muscle
that I'm pressing on here?
Ow! sorry.
That's okay, that's okay.
Just if you could focus for a moment.
Is it more painful than when I move past that little muscle
further into the *** like so?
Um, I'm not sure.
Okay, well if you could just
pop your bottoms back on and take a seat.
Well, it's all lovely and pink.
I'm very happy about that.
I don't think it's anything too serious.
I think we're looking at vulvodynia.
Oh, God. Oh, ***. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jacqui.
Oh, ***.
You should be-- you should be flattered, really.
( speaking in foreign language )
( phone ringing )
( Ana laughing )
MAN: (on answering machine) Thank you for calling
Thompson's family vet care.
Leave a message after the beep.
JANE: Colin, it's Jane. Are you there?
Colin?
Colin?
Eve's starving, so I don't think we can wait much longer.
I'm going to set off at...
Don't wait. Eat without me.
JANE: What are you still doing there?
What do you think I'm doing?
Okay, so volva-- uh, volva--
Vulvodillious, yeah.
Can we just stop saying it for a minute?
Every time I hear it, it sounds worse.
Okay, yep.
Look, it was something like vulvodillious.
Basically, it boils down to me
having a dysfunctional ***, okay?
No, honey, that's not okay.
I mean, what does that mean exactly?
It means I've got spastic vaginal muscles.
Is it treatable?
Yes, I've got a cream.
Okay, so you just whack on a bit of cream and, is that it?
No, apparently I've got to practice.
What does that mean?
It means I have to practice putting things in.
Are you serious?
What do you mean "things"?
Well, you obviously,
and he said it might be a good idea
if I get a vibrator or a ***,
so that I can practice on my own.
He's actually said that?
He used the words *** and vibrator?
Yes.
Oh. Okay.
This is where I'm staying, if you need me for anything.
It's going to be okay, Jac.
How do you know that?
There's something I need to tell you. Okay.
I know this is probably not what you want to hear right now,
but I was so afraid I was going to lose you,
and I know it was all my fault.
I know that now, all of it.
I stuffed up a lot in the past,
and I know this is probably hard for you to believe,
but, you know,
even the stupidest thing I've ever done,
I've done because I love you.
And it's because I love you that I do stupid things.
Mm. Yeah, you're right.
This is not helping.
This time apart has been really hard, and I just--
I need to see that it's been worth it.
You're going to grow up
and you're finally going to get your *** together.
I will. I am, Jac.
I want my *** to get together.
I mean, and that's why I have to tell you.
I don't want you to tell me anymore.
I need you to show me now.
Okay.
♪ At last ♪
♪ My lover's alone ♪
♪ My lonely days are over ♪
♪ Life is like a sorrow ♪
♪ At last ♪
♪ The skies are powder blue ♪
♪ And even in heaven ♪
♪ For you are my at last ♪
♪ You are my ♪
♪ You're in my arms ♪
♪ And last ♪
I thought pop left her
but he didn't, did he?
She kicked him out.
Darling, I don't understand
why it's so important to you.
It just is.
Your nan kicked him out.
Because he cheated on her?
Because relationships are complex.
And because he cheated on her.
Has dad ever cheated on you?
Well, it's not hereditary, if that's what you're asking.
Hello?
Hi. Hi.
I'm sorry, I was here to see Steve Thompson.
I must have the wrong address.
It's not wrong.
Steve is here. He's in shower.
Oh.
I'm Ana. Are you a friend of Steve?
No. No, I was um-- I was...
Please, come in. Have coffee.
No, no, it's okay. I really have to go...
Oh, no, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm great, thanks.
Are you sure?
I'm nurse. Maybe I can help.
Really? I'm a teacher.
What if I'm really broken?
I feel broken.
You don't feel broken to me, babe.
What if I can't have kids?
How can we have kids when I can't even have sex?
I don't know.
Maybe we need to breathe,
or maybe, you know,
move through the pain somehow.
I think it's time that we tried a vibrator.
Well, if that's how you feel, by all means.
You don't need my permission.
I'm not asking for your permission.
I'm asking for you to buy it.
How are you feeling?
Nervous.
Da, I'm feeling nervous.
And you?
Yeah.
I'd say more terrified.
It's pretty terrifying.
You know, I think it's normal to feel frightened.
It's strange time for both of us.
And I think sometime a man have to,
how you say, take risk.
Besides, we hurt nobody.
We just help each other.
Cheers.
Here's to new friends answering old needs.
Hey, mate.
Sorry about the stuff up last time.
I finally got your love leash with the longer handle.
It was a *** to get hold of, but we got there.
Ana's coming over later to try on her wedding dress.
Oh, she seems really lovely.
Yeah.
She certainly impressed your dad.
Uh-huh. What do you think?
I think I want what you want.
I'm just not sure 100 percent what that is.
Are you?
Am I what? I'm not with you, mum.
Oh, I know. That's what worries me.
Stop it, mum.
You don't need to worry about me.
I don't care what you tell anyone else,
but please be honest with yourself, sweetheart.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, my darling.
Dora Marr is often referred to as Picasso's muse,
but in fact, she was much more than that.
She was the subject of many of his portraits,
but she was also his lover
and an accomplished artist in her own right.
Despite her obvious talent,
and her undying love for him,
Picasso left her for a younger, more attractive woman.
( people cheering on television)
COMMENTATOR: Thomas passes to Beames.
Beames has taken off from center half and goes for goal.
Yes, Collingwood is still in this game.
Yes, yes!
( fans cheer )
Listen, uh,
I thought we might go down to that Russian club of yours
after the game for a few beers.
Uh, yeah. Sure.
No, I can't do it.
Jane's got the ***.
How's the buck's night coming?
Yeah, good.
We might bloody win this, I reckon.
Yeah, probably. I tipped Carlton.
What? Why?
I'm hedging my bets, mate.
I might drop a point in the tipping comp,
but it's good to see the boys having a win.
You've got to keep your options open, mate.
You know, one door closes, another...
Oh, what the *** was that?
I can't believe you tipped Carlton, Dad.
Head first, heart second, mate.
Ball!
( loud music playing )
You're not even looking.
Sorry, Tommy, I just don't-- I don't feel sexy.
You never feel sexy anymore.
Well, what do you want me to do?
I don't know.
We can't keep going on like this, though.
You know, indefinitely.
Well, it's not like we're married, you know.
If you can't handle it, if it's too hard,
just say the word.
What are you talking about?
You don't even believe in marriage.
How the hell do you know? You've never even asked me.
Christ, Lisa.
I don't even know what to say to you anymore.
Well, neither do I.
So you want me to leave?
Well, maybe we do need some time apart.
Do you think I deserve a dance
after booking your dad's flight?
Okay.
Of course, you know if you touch her,
I will kill you.
Good call. No, absolutely.
You know what? I think I knew that already.
And trust me, you and I are not going to have any problems.
I'm actually kind of got a girlfr--bye.
Congratulations.
Thank you. Oh.
We'll see you at the wedding!
Sorry, what was that?
Your papa invited us all to your wedding.
( howling )
♪ I'm just a little fishy in the sea ♪
♪ All the little fishy that was waiting there for me ♪
♪ We swim around in coffee and desert islands ♪
♪ all that stuff means fishy is good enough for me ♪
♪ I'm just a little fishy ♪
♪ A happy little fishy in the sea ♪
Or we have the lovely Nina the Naughty Nurse.
Or the very stern Miss Behaving.
Oh.
We also have our Russian doll, Katya.
Is she really Russian?
Of course.
And does she do the...
the collars and...
Of course.
I don't suppose there's any possibility of a,
um--do you...
do a sample sort of thing,
just so I could see what sort of stuff you do?
Have you been a naughty boy?
No.
Oh.
Do you know what we do with naughty boys?
Yes.
I mean,
no.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And what are you doing here?
Uh, just came to pick you up.
What do you think I'm doing here?
Spying.
All right, just get in the car.
If you still like her enough to stalk her,
why are you marrying someone else?
Do you want to walk home?
Is it--is it 'cause Ana's so pretty?
What? No. Mate, no.
It's a bit more complicated than that.
Well, then why did you choose Ana over Jacqui?
All right, sometimes in life,
you know, you've got to make some pretty touch choices.
Some are easier to understand than others.
What does that even mean?
Okay, It means that
sometimes you've got to protect the people you love.
That's all.
And do you love Jacqui?
Yeah, of course I do. Very much.
Well, what are you protecting her from?
Jeez, you're chatty today.
Just answer the question.
I don't expect you to understand this,
but I guess I just wanted to make her happy.
Could you not make her happy?
Something like that.
So what if you're not actually getting any?
Then you're in trouble, son.
That's how it feels, all right.
I'll tell you this once, son, 'cause you're a good kid.
But if you repeat it, I'll deny it.
I'm listening, mate.
Tell her you don't care about sex.
Oh, 'course you do.
You're a bloke, for Christ's sake.
But you tell her you don't, and I guarantee it, she will.
Really?
Look, I've been happily married for 60 years,
so you tell me if I'm wrong.
(speaking in foreign language)
(speaking in foreign language)
So how's Jacqui handling it?
You have told her?
Steve, you are my brother and I love you dearly,
but if you have not told her before Sunday, then I will.
Yeah, okay.
No, no, no, I mean it.
You can't mess with people's lives like this.
This is not fair.
Okay, Lis. I said okay. Okay?
So how's Tommy?
We had a fight.
Oh, I told him to leave,
or he said it first, I can't remember.
But he hasn't been home for 2 days, yeah.
Lisa, it'll be okay.
Tommy's one of the good guys.
ROGER: Hurry up, you boys.
This was a great idea.
Uh, whose idea was this place?
What did you expect? It's a buck's night. Yeah!
Mate, you'd better get an eyeful tonight,
because once you walk down the aisle,
all this will be a distant bloody memory,
you poor ***.
Yeah.
Never stopped you or Colin.
Hey, you got a point there.
You know, maybe if your mum and Jane
were a little bit more like Ana,
things might have been a little bit different.
Yeah.
Good evening, ladies!
( music playing )
Yeah.
Thank you.
Well, here's to love being deaf, dumb, blind and--
Paralysed from the neck down.
I was going to say everlasting.
Cheers.
Is there a traditional way of celebrating in Russia?
There is ***.
***?
Hey, watch out.
That's a bit different.
( man groaning )
What?
( music playing )
( all cheer )
Anyone for the dance floor?
Um, your old man's looking for you.
I think he's ready to make a move, so--
Yeah.
You all right?
Yeah. Yeah, mate, yeah.
You all right?
Never better.
Jane. Quick, another one.
Hey, Dad, we might, uh--
Oh, yeah, listen,
I'm getting out of here before I break my budget.
Yeah, you and me both, Rog?
You all right, mate?
Col, you coming?
I'm just gonna finish my drink.
Catch ya, mate.
You're back.
I missed you.
What's that?
A peace offering.
Wow.
Yeah, the guy at the shop said
it was top of the range.
I don't know what to say.
You don't need to say anything.
Lisa, I love you.
I don't care if we never have sex again.
I just want to be with you.
Hi.
Who are you?
Richard. I'm a friend of Jacqui's.
What? Jacqui? Jacqui.
Who the hell is this guy?
I'm so sorry, ***.
What?
Are you kidding me?
You're dating a guy called ***?
You're living with someone else.
I'm probably just going to--
Yeah, good idea. We'll see you later, ***.
No, please, don't go. Steve's leaving.
I want you to leave now, Steve.
Go.
Actually,
I have to tell you something, Jacqui.
What? Spit it out. What?
It's complicated.
It's always complicated.
Look, can I please just talk to you in private?
Yes.
It's after midnight, for God's sake.
I didn't even occur to you that I might be busy,
did it?
There's really nothing left to say.
I said everything that I wanted to say in the letter
and you didn't even have the decency to respond.
I've been too scared to open it.
It's too late.
There's really nothing left to say.
Please, just let me get on with my life.
Where have you been?
You know where I've been.
Yeah.
Well, Tommy was home 3 hours ago.
I had a sleep in the car, okay?
I had too much to drink. I thought I'd sleep it off.
Please, stop lying to me.
What do you want from me?
I want the truth.
You're losing it, Jane.
Am I?
That's funny, because I feel like I've already lost it.
That it's long gone.
I know you're lying to me.
I can feel it.
You know nothing. I'm going inside.
( knocking at door )
Hi.
I'm sorry to just turn up unannounced.
No, don't be silly. Come in.
Okay, thanks.
I'm so sorry I haven't called you.
I've been thinking of you.
Sit down.
So how are you?
I'm not good.
I went on my first date since Steve
and I broke up last night, and Steve turned up.
He told me that he wanted to tell me about something,
and I just--I told him that I wanted him to leave.
But I didn't.
I'm trying to move on.
I still love him.
I don't know what to do.
So he didn't tell you?
Tell me what?
Steve is getting married. Today.
No...
Oh.
***.
Um, well my husband seems to have mislaid our Visa,
and I'm just wondering
if you can tell the last time it was used.
2:30 am?
Mm-hmm, I see.
And where was that?
Won't your dad notice this is missing?
No.
There were hundreds,
and it's not like they're in alphabetical order
or anything.
Besides, this is totally soft core
compared to some of the other stuff I found.
I've got to go.
I'll see you tonight.
To the newest member of our beautiful family.
To Ana.
To Ana.
To Ana.
Okay,
you go ahead to the church
and tell them we're nearly ready.
Aren't we, love?
You just take a minute to yourself,
and I'll send your Dad back to get you.
You look beautiful. Okay.
Ana looks amazing.
Well, you scrub up pretty well yourself.
Why, thank you.
( car engine reviving )
Is that your brother in there?
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
You're meant to be picking him up.
Wasn't he coming with you?
Oh, Colin, this is Cheryl.
Cheryl, Colin.
I'll see you in there.
Big day.
Yeah.
Mate, I just wanted to say a few words,
for what it's worth, all right?
Life's short, mate. It's too short, all right?
I waited nearly all my life and it wasn't
because I didn't love your mum.
I've always loved her and I always will,
but she wasn't the one.
She was kinda the one.
But there was just no magic in the sack,
you understand?
Uh, yup.
I don't want to freak you out, mate,
but you don't want to end up like your Granddad,
God love him.
You know, you don't want to end up alone.
So if this bird can put up with you
for the rest of your life,
then, you know, you're home and hosed.
Right, yeah. Thanks very much, Dad.
That's tops. All right.
Okay.
Well, uh--yeah.
All right.
I'm just going to take a second.
I love ya, eh?
I love you too, Dad.
Yeah, mate. I'll see you.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
MIKHAIL: Ana.
( church organ playing )
Who are all these people?
Um...
( everyone singing )
Dearly beloved,
we're gathered here today to join this
man and this woman in holy matrimony.
We are delighted to share the joy on this,
your special day.
All the couples here will be reminded
of their own happy wedding day,
and may again ask God to bless their sacred union.
Today, before the eyes of God,
you will become each other's kin.
And so as you enter into this eternal bond,
this solemn and binding covenant,
we ask ourselves, what is marriage?
Marriage
is a profound mystery.
I, Steven Michael Thompson,
take you Ana--
Anastasia Petrov.
Stange-- Anastasia Petrov.
Take thee as my wife.
Take thee as my wife.
FATHER: To have and to hold from this day forward.
To have and to hold from this day forward.
FATHER: For better or for worse.
For better or for worse.
FATHER: For richer or for poorer.
For richer or for poorer.
FATHER: In sickness and in health.
In sickness and in health.
FATHER: To love and to cherish
for as long as we both shall live.
To love and to cherish for as long
as we both shall live.
And by the power vested in me--
By the power vested in me.
Sorry.
I now pronounce you man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
You may now kiss your bride.
Yeah, I'm trying.
Oh.
( Jacqui yelps )
Oh.
$15,000 now, the other $10,000 in 1 month.
Thank you.
♪ Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty ♪
♪ The sound of their breath fades with their life ♪
I want one of them, please.
♪ I think about the loveless fascination ♪
♪ Over the milk way tonight ♪
( Russian music playing )
I mean, it's enough that those Russians
are making fools of themselves up there.
I don't know why you have to join in the party.
Oh, I'm just doing what I wanted to do.
Oh, yeah, that's exactly right. Exactly.
Being stuck at a wedding
where I don't even know anyone.
Exactly my point, you know?
Cheers to another drink, why don't you?
I will. Thanks.
You okay?
Mm, just really tired.
Would it be all right if I went
back to Nan's and had a rest?
I'll come with you.
No, no, no, it's fine. It's just down the road.
I just want to get out of this dress and go to bed.
Go on. I love you.
I love you too.
I do love you. You know that.
( people moaning on TV )
( whipping )
You're a good kid.
You're all good kids.
Your mother did a bloody good job.
Did I ever tell you
what she did on our wedding day?
Yeah, Dad, a couple times.
It's a top story and you tell it well,
but I'm going to have to go to the dunny.
Oh, fair enough.
Look, just take this with you before I forget.
What's this?
I've been thinking,
I've probably been a bit *** you, mate.
Oh, Dad.
Look, if a man can't take care of his family,
then what bloody good is he?
You just make sure you take care of that
beautiful wife of yours.
All right.
Go on.
*** off, before I tell you the story
about your mother again.
TOMMY: Oh.
Oh my God.
Oh. Oh. Oh my God, oh!
Oh. Oh. Oh.
COLIN: Hello?
Hang on, hang on.
COLIN: Hello? Are you okay?
Anybody there? Hello?
Yep. Okay.
Maybe it's not too late.
It's too late. I'm such an idiot.
No, no. Your ex-boyfriend, he is.
You know, the truth is we're both idiots.
If I'd just opened my stupid mouth,
instead of thinking that he could read my mind,
then maybe I wouldn't be sitting here alone.
Well, not alone, alone, but, you know, without him alone.
Oh, it's too much to gamble with.
You know you think that you can risk everything,
you don't actually ever think that
you're going to lose it.
Do you?
You're right.
I'm still a little shell shocked,
but I'm just so happy for you both.
I think you just have to grab
a little happiness when you can.
Ana!
Ana!
Steven!
Oh, ***.
Mum, I'm so sorry.
I can't explain. I got to go.
I really *** this up. It's Jacqui, Mum.
I still love Jacqui. I have to go see her.
I have to see her now.
Oh, Stevie, calm down.
Look, I can drive you.
I've had a few wines, but--
Its okay, Mum. I promise. I'm okay.
I got to go.
Dad!
What the hell is this?
What...
is that?
You tell me, Dad.
Exactly what is going on here?
You're only 14, for Christ's sake,
and you're acting like a *** already.
You don't know me.
You don't know Mum,
you don't know anything!
I hate you.
Don't move. Don't you move!
*** you.
Please don't hurt me.
No, no, no.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Come on!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
She's not here.
If anything happens to her--
Nothing's gonna happen to her, until she gets home.
What, the same home where she found hardcore ***?
Shut up and take it, ***.
I mean, what is that?
What kind of a man gets off on that?
For ***'s sake, Jane, it's just a fantasy, okay?
It's completely harmless.
And I suppose it's harmless,
the full service fee at the Dungeon Triple X,
that's harmless too, huh?
You could've had the decency
not to pay on our *** credit card.
Well, at least I wasn't having an affair.
I can't take this anymore.
Jane.
Jane.
I'm sorry.
TODD: Eve!
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
I just had to get out of there. Did he hurt you?
Hey, I was just worried about you.
Are you all right?
I just want to stay here with you tonight.
I don't want to go home.
What do you want from me?
Just a chance to explain.
You're married!
No, no, no, it's all a sham, Jacqui.
The whole thing was a sham.
Ana needed to stay in the country
and I just did it for the money.
Jesus Christ.
Look, I've been going under with the business, way under.
I tried to win it back.
I didn't want to tell you anything
until I sorted it all out.
You know they've been threatening
to repossess the house.
All I wanted to do was to pay off my debt
so I could get my *** together
and--and you'd take me back.
Why the hell didn't you just tell me the truth?
I did. I want to. I tried, a couple of times.
But to be completely honest,
I wasn't 100% sure it was legal, you know,
and I didn't want to get you into any trouble.
I love you, Jacqui.
You're the only thing in my whole
*** up life that feels true.
I want to--I want to have kids with you.
And I want to--I want to do the whole picket thing
with the fence and the dog.
And--and I want.
I want you.
Jacqui, that's it. That's all I want.
I just want you. I need you.
I've made the biggest mistake of my life
and I will do anything to fix it.
I promise, anything.
Hmm, you're standing there professing your love
in your wedding suit.
What're you doing?
You'll freeze, you idiot.
Oh, ***.
You're a ***.
I know. Believe me, I know.
Jacqui, I love you.
I love you so much.
I don't want to be my dad.
EVE: Love stories aren't always
what they appear to be.
And at times,
it can be hard to tell an end from a beginning.
Maybe being normal is overrated,
and the most interesting times in life
are when things don't make much sense at all.
About the only thing I know for sure is
if you really want to get close to someone,
you have to show them who you really are
and trust that they won't run away,
no matter how weird you think you are.
♪ You just want to be liked ♪
♪ You don't want to be cold ♪
♪ But you game to get played till eventually ♪
♪ You'll have to be told ♪
♪ But love won't wait ♪
♪ It just won't wait ♪
♪ Don't keep your hands in your pockets now ♪
♪ It's much too late ♪
♪ But love won't wait ♪
♪ It just won't wait ♪
♪ You'll have to tell everybody it's the luck you make ♪
♪ She just want to be blindfold ♪
♪ She want to be for you ♪
♪ Out of sight, out of mind ♪
♪ Hope she's gonna find something that's real ♪
♪ But love won't wait ♪
♪ It just won't wait ♪
♪ Don't keep your hands in your pockets now ♪
♪ It's much too late ♪
♪ But love won't wait ♪
♪ It just won't wait ♪
♪ You'll have to tell everybody it's the luck you make ♪
♪ If you want to catch a fire ♪
♪ Make up a new face ♪
♪ Then run to me ♪
♪ You just want a blue ocean ♪
♪ You want a green field ♪
♪ Only God knows in which shining envelope ♪
♪ Your fate has been sealed ♪
♪ But love won't wait ♪
♪ It just won't wait ♪
♪ Don't put your hands in your pockets now ♪
♪ It's much too late ♪
♪ But love won't wait ♪
♪ It just won't wait ♪
♪ You'll have to tell everybody it's the luck you make ♪
♪ Love won't wait ♪
♪ It just won't wait ♪
♪ Don't keep your hands in your pockets now ♪
♪ It's much too late ♪
♪ Love won't wait ♪
♪ It just won't wait ♪
♪ You'll have to tell everybody it's the luck you make ♪