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Life tutorials With the participation of the learned pigeon!
Here we are!
Don’t move doggy.
Fine, it fits perfectly.
Today, in life tutorials, how to have a great Christmas eve?
Merry Christmas!
First Christmas all together!
That’s a pleasure.
Daddy, here is your present and mother this is for you…
Wait! Wait! Wait! A minute please.
Wonderful!
Is that a *** joke?! You really think this toy will replace Puppy?!
That was not a toy…
Don’t try to buy your Christmas tree at a non-authorized supplier.
I’m back home!
I was passing by the north pole so I brought a Christmas tree!
There could be an hidden defect.
Don’t try to obtain a Christmas miracle.
I brought Jesus! Look, that’s Jesus!
Make a miracle! Make him walk!
Jesus is always drunk on his birthday party!
Don’t try to steal the Santa’s sack.
Hey Santa! Give me your sack now!
Give me the presents! Drop it!
Don’t make a move!
For you my darling...
A…
Big… Banana!?!
Here, for you.
Thanks a lot!
A very nourishing fruit.
Santa also gives presents to King Kong!
Don’t try exotic recipes for dinner.
Everybody, pull yourself together!
That’s Christmas! That’s a party! Come on!
Keep the spirit up!
Look! I made some flaming bananas!
you would be really stupid.
Solutions!
First, be trendy: buy a Christmas tree from a Japanese supplier.
Where does it come from?
From Japan!
You were to japan?
Yes!
Instead of calling his highness Jesus Christ, call your topless wife.
Oh my god!
Lady!
It's a miracle!
Mister...
I know a great cocktail club close from here.
Do you like the “sex on the beach”?
Get rid of the giant monkey.
Do you like it?
Thank you very much Fabrice, that’s wonderful!
You’re welcome! That’s Christmas after all!
All those things are from the same… Material…
And this “Accessory”, what is it?
That’s big bal…
that’s a big bag!
Or lure him far from your home and get revenge.
Warning! This last tutorial does not work with Jehovah’s witnesses!
Good morning!
You’ve got a real stature, did you already go door-to-door?
I recognize you, now, you’re a famous movie star! Come on!
Come in, we were cooking a banana split!
You could be very useful to us!
Come in, it’s comfy inside!
You would boost their membership.
Mister, wanna play scrabble or what?
18 points with bananas!
We should have play monopolyyyyyyyyyyy!
Merry Christmas!