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[applause] It's time...
from the Personal Liberty Digest studios, where the FCC is welcome to
visit on the 12th... of NEVER!
It's time for this week's The Great Eight
And now... please welcome on the 13th, Ben Crystal.
Well I snuck in through a window, but I'll bet to the FCC comes to the front door
and probably the S.W.A.T team Well, this Ukraine and Venezuelan situation look pretty dire
Mister President
No, I'm on it. Right after movie night with the fellas! [laughter]
"Oh I hope George thinks my onesie is cool!" [laughter]
Seriously though, it is Obama's "Year Of Action"
and the action is on the links! [laughter] President income inequality played a round
on the private course of
billionaire crony Larry Ellison. Obvious hypocrisy?
Not so says Obama. Well the green's fees were like way cheaper than anything
Michelle wears.[laughter]
According to a new economist's poll,
only 79 percent of Obama's 2012 voters would make the same mistake twice.
As for the other 21 percent, pollsters couldn't find working numbers for them.
Hmmmm. Among the guests for a White House summit
on crime, accomplice general Eric "Guns" Holder
and Race *** Sharpton. The panel did come up with a recommendation
don't... get caught [laughter]
Sorry Vlad, Obama can't make the shirtless pose down and potato licker
drink off. [laughter]
But I'm pretty sure he's in for the postgame rub down. [laughter]
[in a Russian accent] "It's your turn with oil..."
[laughter] Seriously?
who left Matthews in the production truck?
[in a Russian accent] "Bob Costas is having pink eye.. " [laughter]
[in a Russian accent] "He is much better."
[laughter] New UN documents reveal North Korea to be even more brutal than previously
thought including
government operated abortion factories. We actually have those in this country
but we called something different.
[laughter] Facebook has added new choices to their gender identity menu.
Joining "male" and "female", options like "male-ish"
and "Cher" [laughter]
That's your Great Eight for the week, kiddies.
For the Personal Liberty Digest, I'm Ben Crystal saying,
"Hey FCC monitors, we got a nice place picked out just for you!"
[laughter and applause]