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- PREVIOUSLY ON...
- NOW, DO YOU HAVE A VENUE?
- LET ME TALK TO MY WEDDING PLANNER.
LET ME TALK TO SOMEBODY.
- CANCEL IT. TAKE THE LOSS.
CANCEL THIS WEDDING.
- LISTEN, GREGG,
I JUST NEED TO HIRE A NEW WEDDING PLANNER.
OH, WOW, TONY.
WHOO!
I LOVE IT.
- I DIDN'T WANT HER TO HAVE A DIVORCE,
BUT YOU WANTED HER TO YOURSELF.
- AND WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
- LA LA LA LA LA LA!
I'M NOT LISTENING. STOP IT.
AND I'M JUST SHOCKED
THAT THEY CAN'T PUT ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES
JUST TO BE HERE FOR ME.
LOOK, AT THE END OF THE DAY, THERE WILL BE A PRENUP.
- NO.
- YEAH!
[sassy hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
GREGG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M GONNA MEASURE THESE CUSHIONS.
- TO DO WHAT WITH 'EM?
- DAMN.
- GREGG, YOU BETTER GET THAT STUFF OUT OF HERE.
NOW I'M NOT EVEN PLAYING WITH YOU.
- THIS IS FOR THE BARBERSHOP.
I GOT TO GET 'EM RECOVERED.
- WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THAT WHOLE BARBERSHOP THING,
'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M NOT FEELING THAT.
GREGG NEEDS TO HAVE HIS HANDS IN SOMETHING EVERY DAY,
AND SO HE HAS STARTED A LUXURY BARBERSHOP.
BUT LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN.
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THE BARBERSHOP RIGHT NOW, GREGG.
WE HAVE A WEDDING TO PLAN.
WE HAVE GUESTS THAT ARE COMING TO THE WEDDING.
- HOLD IT, BABE, RIGHT THERE.
- NO, I WISH I WOULD HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
- NOW, DO ME A FAVOR.
READ THIS NUMBER SO I CAN WRITE IT.
- I CAN'T READ NO NUMBER.
I'M GONNA READ THESE NUMBERS OFF TO YOU
ABOUT THIS WEDDING.
LET'S GET WITH THAT.
COME ON. LET'S TALK ABOUT THE WEDDING.
THE WEDDING IS ONLY THREE WEEKS AWAY.
I NEED GREGG TO FOCUS.
EVEN THOUGH WE'VE HIRED TONY, OUR WEDDING PLANNER,
WE STILL HAVE A LOT TO DO,
INCLUDING GETTING THE PRENUP SIGNED.
SO--BUT I'M NOT GONNA PRESSURE GREGG.
I'M JUST GONNA SEE IF HE'S GONNA DO IT ON HIS OWN.
WHAT WE GOTTA DO IS, WE'RE GONNA SEND EVITES OUT
TO ALL THE GUESTS--
- A EMAIL? JUST LIKE A REGULAR EMAIL?
- EVITE.
- OH, EVITE.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO OTHER THAN TO DO THAT.
GREGG AND I HAVE SENT OUT OUR SAVE THE DATE,
BUT TIME HAS JUST CREEPED UP ON US.
WE NEED TO COMPROMISE, AND THAT IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY
WE'VE HAD TO RESULT TO EVITES.
AND I'M STRESSED.
- HOW YOU THINK THAT GOT TORE?
- GREGG, WE ARE LATE.
YOU NEED TO HANDLE A COUPLE THINGS.
CAN YOU HANDLE THE BAND--
- HOLD ON, HONEY. LET ME CHANGE PAGES.
YOU CAN HANDLE THE GUYS' TUX.
- OKAY.
SECURITY. YOU NEED, LIKE, SOME REAL SECURITY.
WE MIGHT NEED SOME DOGS.
- GREGG, COME ON, NOW.
- WE NEED DOGS.
- OKAY, LASTLY, THE CAKE.
CAKE IS 15,000.
- 15,000? WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THE CAKE.
- THE LADY GAVE ME A BREAK TOO.
- YEAH, SHE BREAKING OUR BANK.
- I'M GOING IN THE WEDDING BUSINESS; I KNOW THAT.
- IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE WE CAN DO?
- NO, THERE'S NOTHING ELSE WE CAN DO.
- BROWNIES? - NO, WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
- COOKIES? - NO.
- PUDDIN'? - NO.
- [sighs]
- I WAS ABLE TO NAB THE NUMBER ONE CAKE MAKER
IN NEW YORK CITY, BUT THERE'S A CATCH.
THE CAKE HAS TO BE FLOWN TO ATLANTA,
AND IT HAS TO FLY FIRST CLASS.
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE PRENUP.
I DEFINITELY CAN'T TELL GREGG THE CAKE IS FLYING FIRST CLASS.
HE'S GONNA REALLY FLIP OUT.
- BASED ON THAT, I'M GONNA ADD ONE MORE DOG.
- THAT'S IT, GREGG.
- SECURIT-- - THAT'S IT.
THE CAKE IS 15,000. WRITE THAT DOWN.
- NO, I WROTE THAT DOWN, BUT I ALSO--
- I'M DONE. COME ON, NOW.
- YOU THINK I DON'T NEED HELP
GETTING OUT THESE DAMN CUSHIONS?
YOU CRAZY. OH, LORD.
THIS IS SO PRETTY.
- I LOVE IT. DON'T YOU LOVE IT?
- OH, YEAH.
- DO YOU LOVE A GARDEN?
- I LOVE A GARDEN.
- IS THIS WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?
[laughs] - YES.
I LIKE THIS PLACE.
- THIS GARDEN THAT I'M LOOKING AT
FOR MY VENUE FOR MY WEDDING
GIVES ME EVERYTHING.
IT'S FABULOUS. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I THINK GREAT GATSBY.
I FEEL LIKE I COULD RUN AWAY.
OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THE GARDEN.
AND I WANT TENTS.
- WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.
- ♪ HERE COMES THE BRIDE ♪
- OH, MY GOD!
- WE COULD HAVE A CEREMONY TENT, A RECEPTION TENT,
AND THEN A COCKTAIL HOUR RIGHT IN THIS AREA.
I ALWAYS PICTURE OLD HOLLYWOOD GLAMOUR.
DON'T YOU SEE IT? DON'T YOU LIKE IT?
- I SEE IT. I SEE IT.
- I THINK THAT'S TONY.
TONY! HI!
- NENE LEAKES.
- I AM SO EXCITED TO HAVE TONY COME WAY ON BOARD,
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW HIM THE VENUE
THAT I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH.
I JUST KNOW THAT HE IS GONNA MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE.
- NENE, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR THOUGHT ON THIS.
- WELL, COME HERE, TONY.
LET ME SHOW YOU THIS AREA.
THIS WOULD BE CEREMONY.
THIS AREA DOWN HERE WOULD BE RECEPTION.
ALL OF THIS WOULD BE COCKTAIL HOUR.
- SO YOU'RE GONNA TENT ALL OF THAT.
- YEAH.
- SO FIRST OF ALL, I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL,
AND I LOVE SEEING YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
- OH, I AM. I'M--
- I MEAN, YOU'RE JUST, LIKE, BEAMING.
- I'M ABOUT TO MARRY MY BABY.
- BUT LET ME FIRST SAY
I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT...
400 PEOPLE.
WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT 400 PEOPLE
AROUND THIS SPACE.
ALL RIGHT?
IT CAN HAPPEN.
I THINK WE WOULD HAVE TO MOVE SOME THINGS, ET CETERA.
BUT REMEMBER WE ARE THREE WEEKS AWAY.
- OKAY.
- IT'S GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN THREE WEEKS.
- HOW?
- TO GET ALL OF THIS CREATED, PERMITTED, PUT TOGETHER.
IT'S GOING TO TAKE US
TWO OR THREE MORE ADDITIONAL WEEKS.
AND WE WOULD NEED TO BE PREPARED FOR AN INCREASE IN BUDGET.
- WE DON'T HAVE THREE EXTRA WEEKS.
WE DON'T HAVE THREE EXTRA MINUTES.
- I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.
YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW
THAT THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN, AND--
- PUSHING MY WEDDING DAY.
- YES, MA'AM.
- I MEAN, CHANGING THE DATE IS NOT IN THE PLANS.
I ALREADY HAVE FAMILY MEMBERS THAT HAVE BOUGHT TICKETS,
AND THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY DOWN HERE.
LIKE, THEY ON THE PLANE NOW.
I CAN'T DO THAT.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CONNECTIONS.
DON'T YOU KNOW SOME TENT PEOPLE?
- I KNOW ALL OF THOSE COMPANIES,
BUT BETWEEN GETTING THE PERMITTING FOR THE TENTING,
BRINGING IN THE AIR CONDITIONING SYSTEM,
THE GENERATORS, THE LIGHTING,
CREATING VALET--
- CREATING VALET IS NOT THAT HARD, IS IT?
- IT'S NOT THAT HARD, BUT THE LOGISTICS OF IT
WITH A NEIGHBORHOOD...
I DON'T WANT TO BE NEGATIVE ABOUT IT,
BUT I WANT TO BE REALISTIC ABOUT IT.
I WOULD SAY THIS IS NOT THE SPOT FOR YOUR WEDDING.
I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THAT.
- I'M THINKING ABOUT IT, BUT YOU--
AGAIN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TONY CONWAY.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN.
YOU'RE OUR WEDDING PLANNER.
I'M SO SICK.
THIS VENUE IS THE VENUE.
- BABE, I GET IT.
IT'LL LOOK LIKE TENT CITY.
- I THINK WE SHOULD LOOK AT ONE OF THE HOTELS.
I REALLY BELIEVE, LIKE THE INTERCONTINENTAL HOTEL.
I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN TO THAT HOTEL BEFORE,
BUT I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE YOU THERE
AND LOOK AT THAT SPACE.
- NOW, LOOK, TONY CONWAY.
LEAVING THIS VENUE IS NOT IN THE PLANS.
THE PROBLEM IS, I CAN'T SEEM TO VISUALIZE IN THERE.
I GO IN THERE, AND THEY HAVE THESE CARPETS
AND THESE LIGHTS AND THE WALLPAPER,
AND I CAN'T--
- I TAKE CARE OF ALL OF THAT.
I KNOW ALL OF THE ELEMENTS YOU WANT TO DO IN THIS WEDDING,
AND I WANT YOU TO HAVE ALL THAT.
I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW YOU MY VISION IN THE HOTEL
TO CREATE THAT WEDDING YOU WANT.
- NENE AND GREGG LEAKES GONNA GET MARRIED AT A HOTEL?
NEVER.
- IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU.
GREGG, THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.
- IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
WE GONNA BE OKAY.
- COMING UP NEXT...
[sighs] OH, MY GOD.
- WHAT'S GOING ON, BABE?
- [gasps] THAT IS SHOCKING.
- IT'S HER WEDDING, Y'ALL.
SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
- ARE THOSE A 41?
- THE COLOR IS GOOD, BUT IT'S JUST NOT--
- IT'S NOT VERY WEDDING-ISH, YEAH. FAIR ENOUGH.
- WELL, NOT FOR A NENE WEDDING.
THEY MAY WORK FOR SOMEONE ELSE BUT NOT FOR NENE.
[laughs]
- HI, CYNTHIA.
- HI, BABY. - HOW YOU DOING?
- GOOD TO SEE YOU. COME ON.
I WAS JUST LOOKING AT A COUPLE OF SHOE OPTIONS
FOR THE BRIDESMAIDS.
SIT DOWN. TAKE A LOAD OFF.
- [sighs]
- I MEAN, I THINK THIS IS A PRETTY SHOE.
- LET ME SEE. THAT IS NICE.
THAT IS VERY CUTE.
- I THOUGHT THAT WAS REALLY NICE--
JUST ELEGANT, YOU KNOW?
- YEAH, IT IS ELEGANT.
- OKAY, WELL, I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD.
AND JUST, LIKE, EVEN THIS IN MAYBE A NUDE COLOR
OR A CREAM, YOU KNOW.
YOUR ENERGY SEEMS A LITTLE BIT LOW TODAY.
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
- WELL...
I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS.
- GIVE ME THE BAD FIRST. THEN GO AHEAD.
- YOU SURE? - NO, GIVE ME THE GOOD FIRST.
GO AHEAD. - I'M GONNA USE TONY CONWAY.
- YES! YES!
I TOLD YOU
THAT TONY CONWAY WOULD BE THE ANSWER.
- I JUST NEED TO JUST MOVE ON AT THIS POINT.
SO I'M GONNA USE HIM. - OKAY.
- THE BAD NEWS IS, HE WAS LIKE,
"YOU ONLY HAVE SO MANY WEEKS TO GET THIS WEDDING GOING."
AND--
- YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH TIME.
- AIN'T GOT ENOUGH TIME.
SO HE'S LIKE, "YOU NEED TO BE INTO A HOTEL BALLROOM."
- REALLY?
- SO, YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE LAST PLACE I WANTED TO GO.
AND I WANTED IT TO BE, YOU KNOW, GREGG AND NENE'S WORLD.
LIKE, WALK INTO MY WORLD.
- YOUR FANTASY. - YEAH.
- I KNOW YOU SAID THIS IS BAD NEWS,
BUT I THINK HE'S RIGHT, NENE.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE STRAPPED FOR TIME.
I KNOW THE TENT THING CAN GET VERY COSTLY.
THE ONE THING I DO KNOW IS THAT TONY IS THE MAN.
WHEN TONY GETS IN THERE AND STARTS DOING HIS THING,
YOU WON'T HAVE TO EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT PART ANYMORE.
- I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT I WON'T BE MARRYING THE MAN OF MY DREAMS
IN THE VENUE OF MY DREAMS.
I NEVER SAW THAT COMING.
DAMN.
- YOUR STRESS WILL JUST STILL BE
GETTING THESE BRIDESMAIDS TOGETHER,
BECAUSE TONY CAN'T HELP YOU WITH THAT PART NOW.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
I NEVER EXPECTED ALL THESE GIRLS TO JUST BE GOING IN.
ALL I CAN DO IS BE LIKE, "ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS?
"IT'S MY WEDDING. IT'S ABOUT ME.
IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU GUYS ARGUING ALL THE TIME."
- BRIDESMAID IS TO HELP A BRIDE.
- IT'S TO HELP THE BRIDE,
AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN HONOR.
MARLO, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AND DIANA?
- SHE'S NOT FRIENDLY.
- FROM DAY ONE, I HAVE BEEN TEAM GREGG.
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
I'M NOT LISTENING.
- YOU AND GREGG HAVE BEEN THROUGH HELL AND BACK,
AND Y'ALL HAVE STILL COME BACK TO EACH OTHER.
YOU GUYS DESERVE THIS WEDDING.
DO NOT LET ANYONE TAKE THIS FROM YOU GUYS.
I WAS ACTUALLY--
- I CAN GET YOU A SIZE.
- UM, OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WAS GONNA MODEL SOME SHOES FOR YOU TODAY,
BUT, OBVIOUSLY...
LET'S GO.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M USUALLY TURNED ON BY A SHOE.
BUT THESE SHOES AIN'T GIVING ME NOTHING RIGHT NOW.
MY BRIDEMAIDS ARE DEFINITELY REALLY STRESSING ME OUT.
I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO CUSTOM-ORDER THEM.
ALL THESE GIRLS GOT BIG FEET.
- [laughs]
- THERE YOU ARE.
[gasps] THAT IS SHOCKING.
GO ON HAS BEEN CANCELED AFTER ONE SEASON
AND JOINS WHITNEY, 1600 PENN, GUYS WITH KIDS,
AND UP ALL NIGHT.
NOW WE'RE JUST WAITING
ON THE NEW NORMAL AND COMMUNITY.
[gasps] OH, MY GOD.
- WHAT'S GOING ON, BABE?
- THEY HAVE CANCELED A LOT OF THE SHOWS
THAT CAME IN WHEN WE CAME IN.
THEY'RE STILL WAITING ON THE NEW NORMAL AND COMMUNITY.
OH, MY GOD, THEY ARE A BEAST, AIN'T THEY?
MY MANAGER GAVE ME HEADS UP
THAT NBC WAS GOING TO BE ANNOUNCING THE SHOWS
THAT WOULD NOT BE RENEWED FOR ANOTHER SEASON.
SO FAR, THE NEW NORMAL HAS SURVIVED,
BUT WHEN I LOOK ONLINE, IT LOOKS LIKE A BLOODBATH.
LIKE, THEY'RE AXING SHOWS LEFT AND RIGHT.
THIS IS MY FIRST SEASON.
I MEAN, I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.
I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GLEE.
GLEE IS COMING BACK.
BUT I JUST REOCCUR ON THAT SHOW.
I AM A REGULAR ON THE NEW NORMAL,
SO IT'S LIKE MY BABY.
I NEED TO KNOW THAT IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
- YOUR BABY IS ABOUT TO GROW, HONEY.
- WHO KNEW?
THIS IS WHAT ACTORS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR YEARS:
LIKE, SITTING AND WAITING TO SEE IF THEY SHOW GET CANCELED.
THAT SUCKS.
- WELL, NEXT TIME,
WE GONNA HAVE SNACKS AND A PARTY.
- THIS SUCKS.
[telephone rings]
HELLO?
- STEVEN, YOU'RE ON WITH NENE. - HEY.
- HI, STEVEN. HOW ARE YOU?
- I KNOW. I HEAR THERE'S NO DECISION.
- RIGHT. OH, MY GOD.
- I BELIEVE THAT, AND I HOPE SO.
I SET MY WEDDING DATE
AROUND THE NEW NORMAL'S SHOOTING SCHEDULE,
AND I DON'T KNOW WHO'S MORE UNPREDICTABLE,
THE EXECUTIVES OVER AT NBC OR MY BRIDEMAIDS.
I'LL JUST GO BACK UPSTAIRS
AND FINISH SITTING ON PINS AND NEEDLES
AND SCRATCHING MY *** AND--
- OKAY. BYE.
- ALL RIGHT.
- LISTEN, BABE, THE SHOW'S NOT GONNA BE CANCELED.
- NO, I HOPE NOT.
- I KNOW NOT.
- UGH! GOSH.
YOU GUYS GONNA TRY ON DIFFERENT DRESSES?
- YES. - HI!
- NENE! ♪ DUN DUN DUN DUN ♪
- WHAT'S GOING ON, GIRL?
[people talking]
MY GIRLS ARE IN TOWN. WHOO-WHOO!
I FLEW IN ALL MY BRIDEMAIDS
FOR ADJUSTMENTS TO THEIR DRESSES
AND TO THEIR ATTITUDES.
I AM GONNA GO VERY OPRAH ON THEM, A NICE NASTY,
AND BE VERY COOL.
BUT BY THE END OF THIS TRIP, THEY WILL KNOW
WHO THIS WEDDING IS ALL ABOUT.
SO I HOPE YOU GUYS KNOW THAT THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL
A "FAKE DRESS."
THIS IS JUST TO HELP THEM GET AN IDEA OF YOUR BODY
AND THE STYLE THAT YOU DESIRE TO WEAR THAT DAY.
I AM MAKING SURE THAT EACH OF MY BRIDEMAIDS
HAVE CUSTOM-FITTED DRESSES TO THEIR BODY TYPES.
SO WE NEED TO HAVE MULTIPLE FITTINGS ALONG THE WAY.
BESIDES THE DRESS, I HAVE YOUR SHOES TOO.
- OH! - OH.
- I THINK I'M A... 41?
- I HAVE NO TIME TO SHOP,
SO I TOOK THE EASY AND MOST EXPENSIVE WAY OUT.
I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE THESE GIRLS REALLY GET THE FACT
THAT I AM BUYING YOU A PAIR OF RED BOTTOMS.
SOME OF YOU, YOUR MAN AIN'T NEVER BOUGHT YOU
A PAIR OF RED BOTTOMS.
OH!
LOOK AT YOU GUYS.
OH, THAT'S SO GREAT.
CAN I SEE YOUR SHOES?
LET ME SEE.
MARLO, THOSE ARE PRETTY ON YOU.
- I DON'T LIKE PEEP TOE.
- WHAT, MARLO?
- MY TOES ARE--'CAUSE A PEEP TOE IS SUPPOSED TO JUST--
- I LOVE THAT ON YOU.
- I HATE WHEN THEY'RE HANGING ON.
- MARLO CANNOT BE SERIOUS.
I JUST SPENT $1,100 ON THIS SHOE.
IS SHE GONNA SIT UP HERE AND TELL ME THAT SHE DON'T LIKE IT?
YOU WANT TO PIN EVERYBODY? YOU WANT TO TRY--OKAY.
I LOVE THAT.
- SEXY.
- LEXIS' DRESS IS GONNA HAVE LOTS OF CLEAVAGE.
[women exclaiming]
- YEAH, THAT'S-- THAT'S ABOUT A 4.
- I HAD THIS FABULOUS IDEA
THAT I WOULD DESIGN THE BOTTOM OF MY BRIDEMAIDS' DRESSES.
THEY WOULD DESIGN THE TOP OF THEIR DRESS
TO MATCH THEIR PERSONALITY AND THEIR BODY TYPES.
- MINE DEFINITELY HAS TO BE LONGER.
BUT I WANT THIS ALL COVERED.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- NO, BECAUSE I WORRY ABOUT YOUR *** LINE.
- I'M NOT GONNA HAVE ON ***.
- ALL I ASK IS THAT, LET'S KEEP IT CLASSY.
LET'S NOT TAKE IT TO THE CLUB.
- I HOPE NO ONE'S WEARING ***,
'CAUSE I HATE WHEN YOU SEE A *** LINE ON A NICE DRESS.
JUST MAKE SURE YOU'RE FRESHENED UP REALLY GOOD.
- [laughs]
- SO YOU GONNA DO THIS SHOULDER INSTEAD OF THAT SHOULDER,
AND YOU'RE GONNA DROP HER TORSO A LITTLE BIT.
- ALL OF A SUDDEN.
- MY BRIDEMAIDS ARE DIFFICULT.
I WAS WATCHING. I KNOW THE GAME.
I BEEN AROUND A LOT OF GIRLS, SO I KNOW HOW THEY ROLL.
SINCE THESE GIRLS WANT TO TRY TO STEAL MY THUNDER,
I GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR THEM.
OKAY, GIRLS!
LISTEN UP.
I LOOK AT YOU A LOT, AND I SEE THAT EVERY NOW AND THEN,
Y'ALL COULD USE SOME FILLERS OF BOTOX...
[laughter]
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
- RIGHT NOW, HONEY.
Y'ALL AIN'T THAT PRETTY, HONEY.
YOU WANT TO ACT A FOOL?
YOU NEED SOME NEEDLES PUT IN THAT FACE.
HEY, NONE OF Y'ALL ARE THAT GORGEOUS.
Y'ALL AIN'T TOO CUTE FOR SOME FILLERS OF BOTOX.
LET'S GO, GIRLS. CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES.
THE MORE Y'ALL TALK, THE OLDER Y'ALL ARE GETTING.
[laughter]
THIS IS MY IDEA OF PAYBACK.
[laughing]
[women cheering]
I THANK ALL OF YOU GUYS FOR FLYING INTO ATLANTA.
[women cheering]
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M THERE FOR YOU GUYS.
I'M EXPECTING A CALL ANY DAY NOW FROM MY MANAGER.
ABOUT THE NEW NORMAL.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GONNA BE PICKED UP OR NOT,
AND I REALLY WANT THIS SHOW TO GET A SECOND SEASON.
I REALLY DO.
- IT'S A GOOD SHOW.
- IT'S A GOOD SHOW, AND SHE ROCKS IT.
- I JUST APPRECIATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR LIFTING ME UP.
IT'S REALLY GREAT.
MARLO SOMETIMES CAN BE HOOD, BUT WE ALL PRAY FOR HER
EVERY NIGHT BEFORE WE GO TO SLEEP.
- THAT'S NOT ME. THAT'S WHAT I USED TO--
- MARLO, ARE YOU THAT.
EVERY DAY YOU HAVEN'T GOT SHOT--
- DEEP INSIDE, I AM.
AND I'VE NEVER BEEN SHOT.
- WAIT, WAIT, HOW'D IT GET BACK TO YOU?
SHUT UP.
- YOU DONE SWITCHED OUT ON ME LIKE YOU DIANA.
- I DON'T SWITCH OUT. I KEEP IT REAL.
- ATTENTION! LISTEN TO ME.
I HAVE TOLD YOU GUYS THIS EARLIER.
ALL OF YOU GUYS HAVE DIFFERENT PERSONALITY.
- ♪ I'M DIFFERENT, YEAH, I'M DIFFERENT ♪
- MARLO!
LORD, HAVE MERCY.
PLEASE LET US GET TO DR. WHITEMAN'S OFFICE
SO HE CAN STICK THE [...] OUT OF THEM.
- IT'S HER WEDDING, Y'ALL.
WE DON'T NEED TO STRESS HER OUT.
THERE'S ENOUGH STRESS WITH A WEDDING AS IT IS.
- IT'S TRUE. - DON'T COMPLAIN.
SAY, "THANK YOU." BE FLEXIBLE.
AND SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
- I'VE KNOWN DAWN LONGER THAN ANYBODY IN THIS VAN.
- WHO HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST IN THE VAN?
- DAWN ROBINSON.
I WAS IN ACTING SCHOOL WITH DAWN ROBINSON.
- AND LET'S JUST SEE THAT, OKAY?
- ANYWAYS, SHE'S STRESSED.
- PREACH! PREACH! PREACH!
- SHUT UP, MARLO.
- DAWN IS TALKING!
- I HAVE BEEN SUPER NICE FOR WAY TOO LONG.
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO REFRESH THEIR MEMORIES
ON WHAT WOULD HAPPEN WHEN YOU MESS WITH NENE LEAKES.
- SHUT THE [bleep] UP. - NO, YOU SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
- COMING UP NEXT...
- I WOULD DO THE LITTLE BIT OF BOTOX, NOT A LOT.
- YOU NEED THOSE CROW'S FEET TAKEN CARE OF.
IF A MAN MET YOU TONIGHT,
HE WOULD SAY YOUR AGE FROM YOUR CROW'S FEET.
- OH, YOU ARE BAD.
- YOU REALLY COME OFF
LIKE YOU HAVE, LIKE, A HIGHER RANK, IN SOME WAY.
[clattering]
- I HAVE THE TEACUP.
- WE'RE HERE. - HEY!
OH, MY GOD.
- IN A PLACE LIKE THIS,
YOU NEED TO GET EVERYTHING THAT'S AVAILABLE.
WELL, SINCE THESE GIRLS WANT TO TRY TO STEAL MY THUNDER,
YOU NEED TO GO AND SEE DR. WHITEMAN
AND GET SOME NEEDLES PUT IN THEIR FACE.
- SO WE'RE GOING TO GET KIND OF WEDDING READY HERE.
- THEY ALL NEED IT. THEY'RE AGING.
- [gasps] - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
- NO, IT'S A GOOD THING. [laughs]
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF *** REJUVEN--
YOU KNOW, LIKE, LAURA HAS FOUR CHILDREN.
HER *** IS BIG.
- HOLD ON. IT'S VERY TIGHT.
MY [...] IS VERY TIGHT.
- ACTUALLY, TODAY WE'RE GONNA STICK TO AREAS
ABOVE THE WAIST.
- OH, OKAY, ABOVE THE WAIST, OKAY.
- BUT WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS, WE'RE GO AROUND,
KIND OF LOOK AT THE AREAS WE WANT TO TREAT,
AND THEN WE'LL GET IN THE BACK AND DO OUR THING.
- SO EXCITED. I'M GONNA HOLD YOUR HAND.
- OKAY, THE AREA I WOULD TREAT WOULD BE AROUND YOUR MOUTH.
- LOVE IT.
LEXIS DEFINITELY NEEDS SOME FILLERS.
- I HAVE A HUSBAND.
I NEED TO BE A SOCIALITE WITH THAT.
- SO IT HAS NO IMPACT ON THAT.
[laughter]
- CROW'S FEET. YOU NEED THE CROW FEET TAKEN CARE OF.
IF A MAN MET YOU TONIGHT,
HE WOULD SAY YOUR AGE FROM YOUR CROW'S FEET.
- OH, YOU ARE BAD.
- JENNIFER, SMILE LINES ARE JUST ALL OVER THE PLACE.
- I WOULD DO THE LITTLE BIT OF BOTOX, NOT A LOT.
- PAT? OH, GIRL, UNDER THE EYES.
I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO GET YOUR EYES DONE.
MARLO, SHE DOES THIS THING.
KEEP LOOKING AT HER. KEEP--
I KNOW YOU THINK YOU LOOK GOOD, MARLO,
BUT I SEE YOUR AGE SPOT.
- YOU'RE AGING BY THE MINUTE.
- I'LL PASS. THANK YOU.
- DIANA, UNDER YOUR EYE AND I THINK YOUR SMILE.
- ARE YOU INTO IT OR NOT?
- DIANA IS SO DAMN SENSITIVE.
I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO GO BACK AND FORTH WITH HER
ABOUT NOTHING.
- I MEAN, IF I NEED IT.
- YEAH, YOU NEED IT UNDER YOUR EYES.
YOU NEED BOTOX.
YOU NEED BOTOX!
[laughs]
WHAT SIDE SHOULD I GET ON, HONEY?
[rock music]
- ONE, TWO, THREE, OUCH.
♪ ♪
ONE, TWO, THREE, OUCH.
- THIS IS MY IDEA OF PAYBACK.
PINCH, PINCH, PINCH.
PINCH, PINCH, PINCH.
BEAUTY IS PAIN.
- I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS.
- CAN WE GET DIANA AND PAT, PLEASE?
- OOH, GIRL, YOUR FACE NUMB? - YES.
- I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
I JUST THINK THAT CERTAIN PEOPLE,
THEY'RE HERE FOR THE WRONG REASONS,
AND I THINK THAT YOU ARE HERE FOR THE RIGHT REASONS.
I THINK THAT YOU ARE A GENUINE PERSON.
- THANK YOU.
- DID YOU KNOW MARLO HAS A NICKNAME FOR YOU?
- NO. WHAT?
- YOU DIDN'T. - DID NOT.
- SHE SHOWED US PICTURES AND EVERYTHING
OF THIS CLOWN...
- STOP.
- AND SAID THAT YOU REMIND HER OF A CLOWN,
AND SHE CALLED YOU "CHUCKLES."
- MARLO, PLEASE. HAVE A SEAT.
- I JUST FEEL LIKE SHE WANTS TO ANTAGONIZE YOU.
- OKAY. - AND WE'RE GROWN WOMEN.
- IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME, YOU DON'T LIKE ME,
BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ANTAGONIZE ME.
- RIGHT. - END OF DISCUSSION.
- IT'S GONNA BURN FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES,
AND THEN IT'LL STOP.
- ALL DONE. PRINCESS!
NOW I THINK THESE GIRLS HAVE GOTTEN THE MESSAGE.
NOW THAT YOUR FACES ARE ALL SWOLLEN,
TAKE YOUR ICE PACKS, GET ON THE BUS, AND BE QUIET.
THANK YOU.
GIRL, ME AND YOU THE ONLY ONE THAT DIDN'T.
THEY ARE TROOPERS; I GOT TO GIVE 'EM THAT.
- THEY ARE TROOPERS.
I'MA WAIT THREE MORE YEARS
BEFORE I TRY SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
I'LL DO SOME ***, THOUGH.
- [laughs]
WELL, HELLO THERE, TONY.
HOW ARE YOU?
- GOSH, YOU LOOK SO MAGNIFICENT.
- OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OH, GOD, SO WHAT IS GOING ON, DARLING?
- WELL, WHAT I'M GLAD ABOUT
IS THAT WE HAVE FINALLY NARROWED DOWN THE VENUE.
- THE CLOCK IS TICKING. - YES, MA'AM.
THE TENT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT. IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
BUT WE'D HAVE A MAGNIFICENT TIME HERE
IN THE INTERCONTINENTAL.
WHAT I FIRST WANT TO START WITH IS THE CEREMONY.
WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU SOME OF THE SPACES
AND GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF MY VISION?
- HIT THE SWITCH.
- SO THIS IS THE WALK FROM CEREMONY
THAT YOUR GUESTS WILL COME TO.
- OKAY, THIS IS VERY NICE.
OOH, RED CARPET.
- THIS IS ONE SIXTH OF THE SPACE.
- WHAT, NOW?
- THIS ROOM IS LIKE THIS,
AND IT DIVIDES UP LIKE THIS.
SO YOU'RE RIGHT NOW IN THIS.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE STANDING IN RIGHT NOW.
JUST THINK ABOUT ALL THESE WALLS GONE.
- HONEY, HERE IN THIS BALLROOM IS NOT WHAT I VISUALIZED,
WALKING THROUGH A HOTEL LOBBY,
SASHAYING IN MY $58,000 DRESS.
IT'S JUST NOT WHAT I HAVE IN MIND.
- THIS ENTIRE ROOM WILL BE DRAPED,
BEAUTIFULLY WHITE, WITH CRYSTALS,
ALL OF THE CANDLES AND FLOWERS, MAGNIFICENT.
AND THEN UP THIS AISLE, ROSE PETALS.
AND THEN, OF COURSE, YOU TWO BEING THE STARS
COMING DOWN THE AISLE.
SO I'LL SHOW YOU THIS ROOM COMPLETELY OPEN NEXT WEEK, OKAY?
TRUST ME.
- [laughs nervously]
YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GOOD AT VISUALIZING,
BUT FOR SOME REASON, I JUST CAN'T SEE PAST THESE WALLS.
IT REMINDS ME OF AN OFFICE SPACE.
- YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME ON THIS,
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SEEING THIS
RIGHT AT THE MOMENT WITH THESE WALLS,
AND I CAN SEE THAT IN YOUR FACE.
- UH-UH.
BUT I AM REALIZING
THAT I ONLY HAVE TWO WEEKS LEFT BEFORE MY WEDDING.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT THIS IN TONY HANDS
AND TRUST THAT HE'S GOING TO BE ABLE TO DELIVER
THE WEDDING OF MY DREAMS.
- WELL, I'M GLAD THAT WE'RE MOVING FORWARD.
I'M REALLY GLAD ABOUT THAT. WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
I WANT TO BRING YOU IN
AND SHOW YOU THIS ROOM ENTIRELY OPEN.
BUT WHILE I HAD YOU THERE,
I WANTED TO GIVE YOU A MINUTE OF THIS WHILE WE WERE HERE.
- OKAY, WELL, I DEFINITELY GOT A MINUTE.
[laughter]
- HELLO, GUYS. HOW'S IT GOING TODAY?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - FINE. HOW ARE YOU?
- DOING PRETTY GOOD. WHAT BRINGS YOU IN TODAY?
- I AM TRYING TO DO THE WEDDING REGISTRY.
- OH, OKAY. BIG DAY COMING UP SOON?
- YEAH, WE'RE KIND OF DOING THE REMIX, REMARRYING.
- ALL RIGHT, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
SECOND TIME AROUND IS ALWAYS GREAT.
- WORKS THE SECOND TIME AROUND, I HEAR.
- SO LET ME TELL YOU.
YOUR SCANNER HERE WILL ACTUALLY ALLOW YOU
TO PICK EVERYTHING THAT YOU NEED
FOR YOUR ACTUAL REGISTRY.
- IT'S PERFECT. WORKS GOOD.
- ON THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE, WE HAVE APARTMENT PIECES,
AND THOSE ESSENTIALS ARE THERE.
- OH, GOOD AREA FOR BRYSON, MY SON.
HE NEEDS THAT.
- SO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
I AM A BIG, BIG FAN OF THE NEW NORMAL.
- OH, THANK YOU.
- AND I LOVE YOUR ROLE AS ROCKY.
YOU TURN IT OUT ON THERE. - THANK YOU.
I LOVE PLAYING ROCKY.
OH, LOOK AT THESE.
WE HAVE ALL THE FLATWARE WE COULD USE.
YEAH, WHERE IS GREGG?
- JUST LOOKING AROUND.
- COME ON. LET'S GO.
GIVE THE MAN BACK THE THING.
- JUST ONE MORE SECOND.
LET ME GET THREE OR FOUR OF THESE.
- GREGG IS SCANNING 5 VACUUM CLEANERS,
10 BLENDERS, 15 TOASTERS.
I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA HAVE ENOUGH STUFF
FOR A COLLEGE DORM ROOM.
I SEE A CUTE TABLE FOR BRYSON.
DO YOU LIKE THIS?
- I COULD LIKE IT.
- YOU KNOW, WE FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT SOME STUFF.
- HUH?
- ABOUT THE PRENUP.
- NOW?
- WELL, I MEAN, DAMN.
I DON'T KNOW WHEN WE GONNA HAVE A TIME
FOR ME TO, LIKE, TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
NO ONE LIKES TO DISCUSS A PRENUP; I GET IT.
BUT GREGG IS GONNA HAVE TO SIGN ONE,
SO HE NEEDS TO START TALKING TO HIS ATTORNEY ABOUT IT.
- I GOT A BETTER IDEA THAN A PRENUP, FOR REAL.
FOR REAL. LEFT PINKY SWEAR.
- NUH-UH, THAT'S [bleep].
THAT'S WHAT YOU-- THAT'S JUST NOT GONNA WORK.
YOU GOT TO HAVE YOUR LAWYER WITH YOU,
AND WE HAVE TO GET THE PRENUP DONE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO GREGG.
IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A WALL.
GET YOUR FEATHER PEN, DIP IT IN SOME INK, HONEY,
AND SIGN THIS PRENUP.
AM I RIGHT?
- YUP.
SHOULD GET IT DONE.
- I MEAN, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE
IT'S SOME DAMN WAR OR SOMETHING,
LIKE, "YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA GIVE IT UP."
LIKE, GIVE UP WHAT?
WE SHOULD GO.
AND I DON'T WANT NONE OF THESE DAMN THINGS.
- WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS THING?
- I DON'T KNOW. GIVE IT TO THE MAN.
- HOW WE MAKING OUT SO FAR?
- NOT SO GOOD. - NOT SO GOOD?
WHAT ARE WE MISSING?
- I'M GOING OVER HERE TO GET A CUTTING BOARD,
'CAUSE I MAY LAY GREGG'S FAT *** OVER HERE
AND CUT HIM UP.
- [laughs]
- COMING UP NEXT...
- AS BRIDESMAIDS, WE NEED TO GET ALONG.
- GIRL, WHATEVER.
YOU WON'T GET ONE ANYWAYS, BECAUSE YOU LOUD AND GHETTO.
- IF YOU WERE TO REFUSE TO SIGN THE PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT,
IT COULD END THE MARRIAGE.
- PLAYA, UH-UH. COME HERE.
COME ON, BABY.
I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING SERIOUS.
COME HERE. SIT DOWN.
LISTEN TO ME.
MOMMY WANTS ME TO SIGN A PRENUP.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A PRENUP IS?
YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO DO?
[dog whimpers]
YOU FELT THAT WAY TOO?
WE A LOT ALIKE.
NOW, I DON'T WANT NO PRENUP.
AND DO ME A FAVOR.
DON'T YOU NEVER TELL NOBODY I WAS TALKING TO YOU.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
- [laughs]
OH, MY GOODNESS.
THIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUN.
I LOVE IT.
YAY.
HAVE A SEAT, LADIES.
IT IS ONE WEEK AWAY FROM MY BACHELORETTE PARTY,
AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO CANCUN, WHICH I'M SUPER EXCITED ABOUT.
BUT THERE IS NO WAY THAT WE ARE GETTING ON THE AIRPLANE TOGETHER
AND SIT AND ARGUE WITH EACH OTHER BACK AND FORTH.
SO I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE ONE LAST-DITCH EFFORT
TO GET THESE GIRLS TOGETHER.
IT'S A BIG HAT TEA PARTY.
WELCOME TO MY FIRST ANNUAL
SPILLING THE TEA AT A TEA PARTY.
- SPILLING THE TEA.
- I LOVE THAT YOU GUYS CHOSE THESE HATS
AND THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT STYLES,
AND I LIKE ALL OF 'EM.
women: THANK YOU.
- YOU GUYS GOT REALLY CREATIVE WITH IT.
YEAH.
LEXIS, I CAN'T EVEN SEE YOU, HONEY.
WEARING A UMBRELLA, GIRL.
[laughter]
OH, THE TEA AT THE TEA PARTY, HONEY.
- THANK YOU.
- THIS IS AN IMPORTANT RECIPE.
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TEAS HERE.
UH-UH-UH!
NO HONEY. DON'T DO IT.
THIS IS A DIFFERENT TYPE OF TEA.
THIS IS A REAL COCKTAIL, OKAY?
I DON'T WANT YOU TO PUT THE COCKTAIL
ON TOP OF THE HONEY,
'CAUSE THAT'S JUST NOT GONNA WORK.
[laughter]
TEA.
[coughs]
CLEAR MY THROAT.
[clears throat loudly]
SO... [clears throat]
SO THERE HAS BEEN A NUMBER OF THINGS
BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION,
AND I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE AS FRIENDS,
WE CAN DISCUSS WHATEVER AN ISSUE IS.
THE PLAN IS, IF ANYONE IS HAVING AN ISSUE,
THEY CAN SPILL THE TEA ON THAT PERSON.
I WANT THEM TO AT LEAST CONFRONT EACH OTHER.
WE CAN'T GET ALONG
WITH EVERYBODY BICKERING OVER THE SMALLEST STUFF.
NOW, WITH THAT BEING SAID,
I WILL PASS THE TEAPOT
TO THE FIRST PERSON THAT NEEDS TO SPEAK.
- I GUESS I'LL SPILL THE TEA. - UH-OH.
- MARLO, I KNOW YOU'RE GOOD FRIENDS WITH NENE.
- MOI?
- DIANA TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF ME,
HAD SOME PET NAME FOR ME.
- OH, THE CLOWN! [laughs]
ALL RIGHT.
PAT, I ABSOLUTELY DID CALL YOU A CLOWN.
IT WAS SO AWFUL OF ME, BUT I DID.
IT WAS ONE PICTURE OF YOU ON THE INTERNET,
AND YOU HAD ON THIS RED LIPSTICK.
IT JUST WASN'T YOUR SHADE OF RED.
SO I DID SAY THAT, BECAUSE I KNOW
WE DON'T REALLY CARE FOR EACH OTHER.
- LET'S JUST AGREE NO MORE "CHUCKLES."
- [laughs]
- LET'S JUST MOVE FORWARD.
- WE'RE MOVING FORWARD. - OKAY, PLEASE.
BOOM, NEXT.
- GO AHEAD, DIANA.
- CYNTHIA, YOU AND I HAVE NEVER HAD A ISSUE OR WHATEVER.
BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU KEEP REITERATING,
"NENE KNEW DAWN FIRST."
IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.
- IT DEFINITELY DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.
- YOU SAID IT TWICE.
- WELL, I WASN'T COUNTING,
BUT YOU REALLY COME OFF LIKE YOU ARE NENE'S FRIEND
AND WE'RE HERE BUT YOU HAVE, LIKE, A HIGHER RANK IN SOME WAY.
- SAY THAT AGAIN.
- TRUST ME; I'M NOT COMPETING.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I STAND IN NENE'S LIFE.
- IT'S MY PREROGATIVE TO FEEL THE WAY THAT I FEEL.
- WELL, YOU CAN FEEL HOWEVER YOU WANT TO FEEL.
I'M JUST POURING THE TEA.
I THINK WE'RE ALL VERY CLEAR WHAT SHADE IS.
I'M POURING THE TEA. NOW THE NEXT PERSON.
[dishes clattering]
- I HAVE THE TEACUP, OKAY?
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, AND I GUESS, OF COURSE,
IT'S TO MARLO.
IT WAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION ON WEDNESDAY.
I GUESS NENE WANTED ME TO GO TO THE TASTING WITH HER.
AND YOU HAD A PROBLEM WITH THAT.
- NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
I JUST HAD A PROBLEM WITH YOU COMING TO MY HOUSE.
- WAIT A MINUTE. I'M SPEAKING.
- I'M JUST SAYING, I'VE NEVER INVITED YOU TO MY HOME.
- I DON'T NEED TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE, BUT I'M JUST--
- THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE *** OR NOTHING.
DO I WANT YOU AT MY HOME? NO.
DO I WANT YOUR SPIRIT OR YOUR ENERGY THERE? NO.
I'LL HAVE OIL ALL ON THE WALLS AFTER YOU LEAVE.
- [laughs]
- [indistinct]
- THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE VOLUNTEERED.
- SWEETIE, I REALLY DON'T CARE, AND I HAVE TO GO.
I LOVE YOU LADIES. YOU'VE BEEN AWESOME.
- BUT I--I--
- AND NEXT TIME, IT'S A TEA HAT, NOT A COWGIRL HAT.
- GROW UP. - GOOD NIGHT, LADIES.
TOODLES!
- IT'S A BIG HAT, NOT A LITTLE HAT.
- I MEAN, REALLY.
[muttering]
YOU KNOW...
[sighs]
- I JUST FEEL LIKE
EVERYBODY FEELS LIKE I'M NOT INVITED.
- I WALKED IN TODAY. I SPOKE TO EVERYBODY.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN SPEAK.
- I DON'T HAVE TO SPEAK TO YOU IF I DON'T WANT TO.
- I JUST THINK IT'S RUDE. - LEXIS.
- DIANA IS SHOWING ME A PART OF HER
THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
THINK, GIRL. THIS IS MY WEDDING.
- YOU'VE SHOWN ME THAT YOU'RE FAKE.
- FAKE, I'M NOT. - YES, YOU ARE.
- AS BRIDESMAIDS, WE NEED TO GET ALONG,
AT LEAST FOR THE WEDDING.
- GIRL, WHATEVER.
YOU WON'T GET ONE ANYWAYS, BECAUSE YOU LOUD AND GHETTO.
- I AM SHOCKED.
DIANA DOES NOT FEEL LIKE SHE IS WRONG
IN ANY KIND OF WAY.
SHE DOESN'T EVEN FEEL LIKE SHE NEEDS TO BACK DOWN
BECAUSE IT'S MY WEDDING.
I MEAN, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
- I LEFT L.A. IN L.A.,
AND YOU KEEP BRINGING IT UP.
GET OFF OF ME.
YOU WON'T GET FIVE MINUTES FROM ME, NOT TODAY.
GET A LIFE.
- MR. LEAKES, HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU, SIR?
- DO YOU WANT TO COME ON BACK? - SURE.
- COME ON IN. - ALL RIGHT.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE I CAN DO
TO GET GREGG TO SIGN THIS PRENUP.
I'M HOPING THAT ONCE HE TALKS IT THROUGH
WITH HIS ATTORNEY
AND HE EDUCATES HIM A LITTLE BIT MORE ON IT,
HE'LL BE MORE OPEN TO IT.
- I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN VERY BUSY WITH WEDDING PLANS WITH NENE.
LET ME START BY GIVING YOU A COPY
OF THE DOCUMENT THAT I HAVE SEEN, A FIRST DRAFT.
- WE'RE NOT GONNA NEED IT, SO IF I WERE YOU,
I WOULDN'T SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON IT.
TRUST ME; WE'RE NOT GOING TO DIVORCE AGAIN.
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
- THOSE FEELINGS ARE VERY UNDERSTANDABLE,
BUT WE ALMOST NEVER HAVE CLIENTS
WHO BELIEVE THE MARRIAGE IS GOING TO END IN A DIVORCE.
- LET ME SAY THIS TO YOU, JED.
WELL, I'M HERE BECAUSE OF MY FUTURE WIFE'S INSISTENCE.
STILL, TO ME, THE WORD "PRENUP" HAS A NEGATIVE CONNOTATION.
I'M HAVING DIFFICULTY MAKING IT A POSITIVE TERM.
TO ME, IT STILL FOCUSES ON, I GUESS, MONEY.
- PEOPLE FEEL BETTER IN UNDERSTANDING
THAT IT'S AS MUCH A STATEMENT
THAT YOU'RE NOT MARRYING SOMEBODY SOLELY FOR MONEY
AS IT IS BY THE PARTY WHO MAY HAVE ASSETS
THAT WANTS YOU TO SIGN IT TO PROTECT THOSE ASSETS.
- WHAT'S THE DOWNSIDE IF I DON'T DO A PRENUP?
WHAT'S THE LEGAL RAMIFICATIONS OF MY NOT HAVING A PRENUP?
- THAT WOULD BE THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO,
IS THAT IF YOU WERE TO REFUSE TO SIGN ONE,
IT COULD END THE PROSPECTS OF AN ACTUAL MARRIAGE.
- IF GREGG DOESN'T SIGN THIS PRENUP,
I'M GONNA BE DEVASTATED
IF I DON'T GET TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE.
- HMM.
- HI, BABE.
- HEY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE SEATING A LITTLE BIT.
THESE ARE SQUARES HERE.
WE COULD DO, LIKE, OFF OVER HERE TO THE SIDE,
THIS WOULD BE THE LOUNGE.
AND I'M NOT A ARTIST. THIS IS A LOUNGE AREA.
THESE ARE TABLES. - LOOK WHAT I GOT.
THIS ONE SHOWS IT ALL IN THREE PIECES.
LIGHTS ILLUMINATING IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
[phone chimes]
- RIGHT.
- WALKWAYS, DOORWAYS, CURTAINS.
- RIGHT.
- GREGG--YEAH.
EVERY TIME MY PHONE RINGS,
I ALMOST JUMP OUT OF MY SKIN,
'CAUSE I'M SO WORRIED, YOU KNOW, ABOUT THE NEW NORMAL.
AND I NEED TO BE FOCUSED ON OTHER STUFF RIGHT NOW.
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN, GREGG?
- IT WILL BE COMING BACK.
I'D BANK EVERYTHING ON THAT.
- I'M SURE THAT THE SHOW WILL COME BACK,
BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'M A REALIST, SO I ALWAYS KNOW
THAT THERE'S THAT CHANCE THAT IT COULDN'T COME BACK
OR THE CHANCE OF ANYTHING HAPPENING.
[phone ringing]
[sighs]
HELLO?
- HI, NENE. I HAVE STEVEN FOR YOU.
- HEY, STEVEN. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD, THANK YOU.
SO I WANTED TO REACH OUT TO YOU ABOUT NEW NORMAL.
AND, UNFORTUNATELY, THE SHOW WON'T BE RETURNING
IN THE FALL.
- OH!
- AND, LOOK, I KNOW
IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT THE NEWS THAT WE WANTED TO HEAR.
- [sighs heavily]
- THE AUDIENCE WASN'T QUITE THERE
AS MUCH AS WE WOULD HAVE LIKED.
- I JUST WISH THAT THE SHOW WAS GOING.
WE REALLY WANTED THIS TO-- YOU KNOW, TO COME BACK.
- I'M SURE THAT FOR NBC,
IT CERTAINLY WASN'T AN EASY DECISION.
- YEAH.
- IT JUST--IT IS WHAT IT IS.
- IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING.
AND WE'LL TALK SOON. - RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT, TAKE CARE. BYE, GUYS.
- I'M SO SORRY.
- I JUST WISH IT WAS DIFFERENT.
I DON'T KNOW; YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW THESE NETWORKS WORK.
BUT I HATE IT, YOU KNOW.
YOU KNOW--I DON'T KNOW.
I'M SO CONFUSED BY IT.
- LISTEN TO ME.
NEVER LOOK AT WHERE YOU ARE.
LOOK AT WHERE YOU WANT TO GO.
PUSH FORWARD.
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE GONNA HAPPEN FOR YOU.
YOU'RE GREAT. I'M PROUD OF YOU.
YOU'RE GREAT.
- THERE'S A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY COMING IN,
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, ONE CHECK IS GONE, SO--
- BUT THE WEDDING WILL GO ON. WE WILL BE FINE.
- TO GET A CALL THAT SAYS THAT THE SHOW IS CANCELED,
IT'S DISAPPOINTING.
BUT WHO HAS THE [bleep] TIME TO CRY?
I AIN'T GOT TIME TO FOCUS ON THAT.
I GOT TO GET MARRIED.
- THE CHECK WILL BE MISSED FOR A MINUTE.
IT WILL BE REPLACED IN TWO MINUTES.
- YEAH.
COMING UP NEXT...
- IT JUST SEEMS LIKE I'M ALWAYS BEING ATTACKED.
AT WHAT POINT ARE YOU GOING TO SHUT THAT DOWN?
- WHO DIED AND MADE YOU PRESIDENT?
- WELL, MS. LEAKES.
- HI, GIRL.
YOU GOT YOUR DRESS ON.
- YES, GETTING READY FOR THE SUMMER.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- NOTHING.
I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THE TEA PARTY.
- OH, HEAVENS TO JESUS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH DIANA. I DON'T.
I REALLY THINK THAT SHE'S MAD
THAT SHE AIN'T THE MAID OF HONOR.
- IT JUST SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIME WE GET IN A SETTING LIKE THAT,
IT SEEMS LIKE I'M ALWAYS BEING ATTACKED.
AND I JUST FEEL LIKE AT WHAT POINT
ARE YOU GOING TO SHUT THAT DOWN?
BECAUSE IF THE TABLES WAS TURNED,
I WOULD HAVE SHUT IT DOWN A LONG TIME AGO.
- OKAY.
WHO DIED AND MADE YOU PRESIDENT?
- NOBODY DIED AND MADE ME PRESIDENT.
- OKAY, 'CAUSE YOU ARE CONTRIBUTING
TO THE PROBLEM TOO.
- HOW?
- YOU ARE UNINVITING.
YOU'RE NOT BEING A TEAM PLAYER.
SINCE YOU FEEL LIKE WE ARE SO CLOSE,
THEN WHY DO YOU CONTRIBUTE INTO THE ARGUMENT?
- IN WHAT WAY?
- YOU CONTRIBUTE.
YOU SIT UP THERE AND SAY ALL THESE THINGS ABOUT THEM.
- NO, I DON'T.
- YOU'RE JUST SAYING TO EVERYBODY
HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS ONE, THIS ONE, AND THIS ONE.
WHY IS THIS ONE IN THE CIRCLE? WHY IS THAT ONE IN THE CIRCLE?
THAT IS NOT ANY OF YOUR CONCERN,
BECAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE MY FRIENDS.
AND YOU RUNNING AROUND HERE LIKE,
"NENE IS NOT PROTECTING ME."
YOU ARE NOT A LITTLE GIRL.
YOU'VE JUST GOT TO FIND A PLACE
WHERE YOU CAN GET ALONG WITH THESE PEOPLE.
THEY'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
I HAVE GOT TO FIX THIS BEFORE WE ALL GO TO CANCUN.
I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO DROP MY FRIEND.
YOU DON'T EVEN REALLY SEE
WHAT YOU DOING TO OUR FRIENDSHIP.
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE THE ONE, LIKE,
TRYING TO HOLD US ALL TOGETHER.
AND I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IN HERE, LIKE, PULLING EVERYBODY APART.
- AND I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY.
- WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP ARGUING WITH THEM
AND START BEING A FRIEND?
- WHEN ARE THEY GONNA STOP ARGUING WITH ME
AND BE YOUR FRIEND?
- WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE MY FRIEND?
- I'VE ALWAYS BEEN YOUR FRIEND.
- YOU ARE ARGUING WITH EVERYBODY.
I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN THEY ARE.
YOU TALK ABOUT THEM. THEY TALK ABOUT YOU.
YOU ALL NEED TO STOP IT.
- SO IF THEY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME,
I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE AND TAKE IT?
- YEAH, THAT WOULD BE NICE.
- WELL...
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE FAKE.
- NOBODY'S ASKING YOU TO BE FAKE.
EVERY TIME SOMEBODY SAYS SOMETHING,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO ENGAGE WITH THEM.
FOR ME, DIANA, IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER
IF YOU TRY TO ROLL WITH THE FLOW,
GET WITH THESE GIRLS, YOU KNOW, BLAB, BE FUN.
- I WANT THIS TO BE A FUN TIME FOR YOU.
- MM-HMM.
- SO FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,
I WILL TRY TO BE WHO I AM
SO THEY CAN SEE THAT DIANA,
SHE IS A FUN PERSON TO BE AROUND.
- YEAH. - YOU KNOW?
I APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY THAT I'VE CARRIED ON OR WHATEVER.
LET'S ENJOY THIS MOMENT. - YEAH.
- AND LET'S HAVE FUN FROM THIS POINT ON.
- YEAH, I HOPE SO, DIANA,
BECAUSE I'D HATE TO HAVE TO FIRE YOUR ***.
- NEXT TIME ON I DREAM OF NENE...
- WE ARE IN MEXICO, LADIES. WHOO!
♪ HERE COMES THE BRIDE ♪
- [shrieks]
- I KNOW. I WOKE UP LIKE THIS THIS MORNING.
- [screams]
WHAT IS WRONG?
- NENE WAS THE ONLY ONE
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT TONIGHT.
- NO, I'M NOT THEM.
SORRY IF IT BOTHERS Y'ALL, OKAY?
DIANA IS NOT GONNA REGULATE WHAT I HAVE TO WEAR. I'M SORRY.
- EVERYBODY AT THIS TABLE FEELS THAT YOU WERE DEAD WRONG,
AND THAT IS IT.
- IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT I DREAM OF NENE, GO TO: