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[funk music]
>> WHOA!
[laughter]
>> DEVON, WHAT'S THE BET?
IF I WIN, YOU HAVE TO JUMP IN
THAT FREEZING COLD POOL IN THE
BACK.
THERE WAS A POOL BEHIND THE
VOLLEYBALL COURT, AND I TOUCHED
IT...
IT'S SO COLD.
AND IT WAS FREEZING.
BUT IN ORDER TO GET IN, YOU
HAVE TO BELLY-FLOP IN.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> ALL RIGHT?
HERE WE GO.
THE IMPORTANT THING FOR THE
LOCHTERAGE TO DO IS TO HAVE FUN.
OH, WHAT AM I DOING?
LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST.
AND THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
AND WE DO THAT PRETTY DARN GOOD.
>> NEXT POINT WINS.
>> YES, I'M READY, COME ON.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
OH!
>> IN, IN.
>> YES!
>> YES!
COME ON, DEVON.
ALL RIGHT, ONE, TWO--
>> DEVON, GO.
>> THREE!
>> WHOO!
>> JESUS.
[laughter]
DEVON'S PANTS FALLING DOWN.
[intense music]
♪ ♪
[whistle blows]
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> OOH, LET'S EAT.
>> SOME FACTS ABOUT RYAN LOCHTE.
FACT NUMBER ONE: BECAUSE OF
SWIMMING I BURN A LOT OF
CALORIES, SO I CAN EAT JUNK
FOOD ALL THE TIME.
[crunching]
[squishing]
THAT'S NOT COOKED ALL THE WAY.
>> OH!
>> FACT NUMBER TWO: I CAN'T SWIM
FOREVER, SO I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT WHAT DO I WANT TO
ACCOMPLISH IN MY LIFE BESIDES
SWIMMING?
I MEAN ONCE YOU'RE AN OLYMPIAN,
YOU HAVE SUCH A SMALL WINDOW TO
REALLY GET YOUR NAME OUT THERE,
TO MAKE YOURSELF A BRAND.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO.
OH, YEAH.
I'M HEADED TO L.A., AND IT'S
GONNA BE A WHIRLWIND FOR ME.
I MEAN, I HAVE PHOTO SHOOTS,
MEETINGS, PR APPEARANCES, AWARD
CEREMONY.
>> WHAT ARE YOU NOMINATED FOR,
FOR THE HALL OF GAME AWARDS?
>> THAT'S CALLED, LIKE, "HOW I
ROLL."
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
>> HOW YOU ROLLER SKATE.
>> JEAH! WHOO!
MAN, NO.
[laughter]
I ALWAYS WANT TO WIN.
WHEN PEOPLE SAY, "AND THE WINNER
IS RYAN LOCHTE," THEY'RE LIKE,
"WHAT? HE'S SOMEONE IMPORTANT.
LIKE, WHO IS HE?"
>> THE WINNER OF THE "HOW TO
ROLL" AWARD GOES TO...
SERENA WILLIAMS.
[laughter]
>> I HOPE MY FACE IS NOT LIKE
THAT--I'D BE, LIKE--[gasps]
>> WELL, I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN,
MAN.
>> I LOVE L.A.
I MEAN, I'VE BEEN GOING THERE
FOR YEARS AND YEARS.
THERE'S GREAT SWIMMING OVER
THERE, FASHION.
THE WHOLE HOLLYWOOD LIFESTYLE.
EVERYTHING IS JUST OVER THERE.
IT'S PERFECT FOR ME.
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN, HUH?
>> I'VE NEVER BEEN TO L.A.
WHAT ABOUT THE CLOTHING OUT
THERE?
LIKE GAINESVILLE-WEAR?
>> DEFINITELY NOT.
WE GOTTA LOOK FLY.
GENE HAS NEVER BEEN TO L.A.
HE'S BEEN IN GAINESVILLE A LONG
TIME, AND GAINESVILLE IS SMALL.
SO I WANT TO REALLY SHOW HIM
WHAT L.A. HAS TO OFFER.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE AN ADVENTURE.
>> WHAT ABOUT CELEBRITIES?
>> YEAH, THERE'LL BE JUST
CELEBRITIES JUST SITTING RIGHT
NEXT TO YOU AND YOU WON'T EVEN
NOTICE.
>> ONE TIME WHEN I WAS IN L.A.,
I SAW THE PAPA JOHN'S MAN.
AND TARA REID.
TARA REID'S SO SEXY.
>> YEAH?
>> MAYBE WE'LL MEET BLAKE LIVELY
OR SOMETHING.
CARMEN ELECTRA. WHOO-WHOO!
>> OOH, YEAH.
>> EVER SINCE BAYWATCH STARTED
WHEN I WAS, LIKE, 13 OR 14 YEARS
OLD, I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON CARMEN
ELECTRA.
>> OH-HO-HO.
>> THAT'S SOME HOPEFUL DREAMS
OVER THERE.
[birds chirping]
>> WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT L.A.
IT'S GONNA BE CRAZY, MAN.
I MEAN, YOU HAVE THE HALL OF
GAME AWARDS, YOU HAVE
PHOTO SHOOTS, AND THEN YOU HAVE
A MEETING WITH SPEEDO.
AND THEN, HAVE YOU HEARD OF A
PLACE CALLED PINK'S?
>> THE FAMOUS HOT DOG PLACE.
>> THEY'RE NAMING A HOT DOG
AFTER YOU.
>> WHAT?
>> DUDE, THAT'S PRETTY SICK.
>> THEY'RE CALLING IT "THE
LOCHTE DOG."
>> "THE LOCHTE DOG"?
>> THAT IS BAD-***.
>> THAT MAY BE BETTER THAN
WINNING THE GOLD AT THE
OLYMPICS.
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
>> YOU GOT A HOT DOG NAMED AFTER
YOU.
>> THAT IS PRETTY FREAKIN' SICK.
RYAN LOCHTE'S GETTING A HOT
DOG, JEAH!
WE'RE HEADED ON THE PLANE AND WE
ALREADY LOST GENE.
SO THIS TRIP'S STARTING OFF REAL
GOOD.
RYAN LOCHTE'S GOING TO L.A...
FOR BUSINESS.
>> WE'RE HERE.
[laughs]
YEAH.
FIRST TIME.
YOU KNOW, I'M EXCITED ABOUT L.A.
I'VE NEVER BEEN.
I ALWAYS HEARD IT WAS CRAZINESS
THERE, YOU KNOW?
YOU CAN GET YOURSELF INTO A LOT
OF TROUBLE.
YOU CAN GET YOURSELF IN A LOT OF
GOOD THINGS AS WELL.
WE'LL SEE HOW IT TURNS OUT.
>> [yawns] I'M GONNA SLEEP LIKE
A BABY.
>> YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO,
'CAUSE WE GOT A LONG DAY AGAIN
TOMORROW.
IN THE MORNING.
>> I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT GENE
BEING BY MY SIDE.
I MEAN, HE MAKES MY LIFE EASIER.
HE HANDLES MY BUSINESS ON A
DAY-TO-DAY BASIS AND HE IS MY
BEST FRIEND.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET SOME
REST, BUDDY.
>> YOU KNOW, FASHION HAS BEEN MY
PASSION PRETTY MUCH MY WHOLE
ENTIRE LIFE.
I WANT TO DESIGN EVERYTHING FROM
THE BOTTOM, THE SHOES, ALL THE
WAY UP TO THE TOP, HATS.
AND SPEEDO, THEY'RE ONE OF MY
BIGGEST SPONSORS.
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU, BROTHER.
>> I WANTED TO PITCH SOME IDEAS
THAT I'VE HAD.
>> SO I FIGURED, AS OUR FIRST
REALLY BIG MEETING POST-LONDON,
WE'LL KIND OF GET YOUR THOUGHTS
ON WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT,
YOU KNOW, PRODUCT-WISE AND THEN
STRATEGIZE WITH YOU.
>> 'CAUSE I DO HAVE, LIKE,
SOMETHING BIG THAT I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT THAT I WANT TO
DISCUSS WITH YOU.
YEAH.
WHEN YOU THINK OF BUSINESS AND
RYAN LOCHTE, THEY JUST DON'T GO
SO WELL TOGETHER.
BUT WITH SPEEDO, THEY LOVE MY
IDEAS THAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.
I REALLY THINK IT'S GONNA BLOW
PEOPLE OUT OF THE WATER.
>> REALLY?
DO YOU WANT TO THINK ABOUT
KICKING THEM OUT?
>> YOU MIGHT HAVE TO HIT THE
ROAD FOR THIS ONE.
I'LL CHECK YOU GUYS LATER.
THAT MEETING WITH SPEEDO WAS A
CONFIDENT MEETING.
IT WAS, I DIDN'T WANT YOU GUYS
OR ANYONE ELSE KNOWING WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT, JUST BECAUSE I
HAD SOME BIG IDEAS.
AND IF IT'S ON CAMERA, EVERYONE
CAN START LISTENING AND GET THAT
IDEA BEFORE IT'S EVEN OUT THERE.
SO SORRY, LOVE YOU GUYS, BUT NO.
>> WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
>> WE'RE AT THOMPSON HOTEL.
WE'RE DOING A PHOTO SHOOT.
I'M ABOUT TO GO MAKE IT RAIN.
I'M GONNA BE A BUSY GUY IN L.A.
I HAVE INTERVIEWS, AWARD SHOW,
PHOTO SHOOTS.
RYAN LOCHTE'S IN L.A.! WHOO!
JEAH!
DOING PHOTO SHOOTS, PR
APPEARANCES IS REALLY IMPORTANT
FOR ME, BECAUSE IT GETS ME OUT
THERE.
AHH...
>> [laughs]
>> YOU KNOW, BEING RYAN LOCHTE
IS NOT ALWAYS EASY.
>> READY? COME ON DOWN.
>> OH, [bleep]!
I'M ALWAYS ON THE GO.
I'M NEVER JUST SITTING,
RELAXING.
YOU KNOW, HONESTLY, I DON'T MIND
DOING ALL THESE PHOTO SHOOTS.
>> MOVE THAT HAND UP ON HIM.
>> THE PHOTOGRAPHER TELLS YOU
WHAT TO DO AND YOU DO IT.
>> A LITTLE BIT OF A SMILE.
THERE YOU GO, RIGHT THERE.
>> HOW EASY IS THAT?
IT'S NOT BAD BEING ME RIGHT NOW.
ALL RIGHT, GET SOME SHOTS OF
GENE.
>> THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO
BE RYAN LOCHTE.
>> [laughs]
>> WHAT A TERRIBLE LIFE.
>> AM I TAKING OFF THIS?
>> YES.
>> A LAWYER? WHOA.
TAKE IT EASY ON THOSE WORDS.
>> WITH RYAN DOING DIFFERENT
APPEARANCES AND STUFF LIKE THAT,
YOU KNOW, HE'S NOT GONNA
REMEMBER TO DO EVERYTHING.
SO, YOU KNOW, I MAKE SURE HE'S
ON TRACK.
>> DAMN, THIS IS A TINY ONE.
>> [laughs]
>> [clicking tongue]
I HONESTLY THINK THEY GAVE ME
A LITTLE KID'S SIZE.
I PUT IT ON, I COULDN'T REALLY
GET IT OVER MY THIGHS.
>> HE'S GONNA PASS OUT.
>> UM...MM-MM.
>> NOPE. NOPE.
>> NO.
WE'RE NOT DECENT.
>> NOT GONNA EMBARRASS HIM LIKE
THAT.
>> SORRY, NOT DECENT. NOT OKAY.
>> I WAS, LIKE, TUCKING IN MY
BUTT CHEEKS.
IT WAS, LIKE, SKINTIGHT.
>> THROW THOSE THINGS AWAY AS
SOON AS YOU TAKE THEM OFF.
ME AND YOU, BUDDY.
>> WHAT A DAY.
HEY, YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT
MOVING OUT HERE?
>> YOU KNOW I STILL WANT TO.
I JUST--I LOVE THE WHOLE
ATMOSPHERE, THE ENVIRONMENT.
>> BUT YOU LEAVING GAINESVILLE,
MAN, YOU'RE, LIKE, THE KING OF
GAINESVILLE, MAN.
>> YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN
THERE.
>> BUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO
THE LOCHTERAGE, MAN?
>> [chuckles] YOU GUYS ARE
MOVING IN WITH ME OUT HERE.
>> [laughs]
>> I MEAN I LOVE GAINESVILLE,
BUT I'VE BEEN THERE FOR 11
YEARS.
RYAN LOCHTE NEEDS SOMETHING
DIFFERENT.
>> MAYBE YOU'LL SETTLE DOWN INTO
A RELATIONSHIP OUT HERE.
>> WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
I DON'T WANT, LIKE, A
SUPERMODEL OR, LIKE, PLAYBOY
BUNNY.
LIKE, I DON'T WANT THAT.
I WANT SOMEONE THAT'S REAL.
>> BUT IF YOU EVER GOT INVITED
TO THE PLAYBOY MANSION, WOULD
YOU GO?
>> HELL, YEAH.
WHOO!
>> JEA--JEA--JEA--JEA--JEAH!
>> JEAH!
>> OH, LOOK, YEAH!
>> [laughs]
>> RYAN, HOW ARE YOU?
I'M RICHARD PINK.
WE'RE HONORED TO HAVE YOU HERE.
>> AND I'M BEVERLY PINK.
>> YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND.
>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
>> YOU ARE JUST ICONIC.
WE HAVE CREATED A LITTLE HOT DOG
IN YOUR HONOR.
>> WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?
>> A LITTLE HOT DOG IN YOUR
HONOR.
>> HE'S CALLING MY HOT DOG
LITTLE?
>> AND YOUR LITTLE HOT DOG IS ON
OUR MENU NOW.
>> I MEAN, I DON'T WANT, LIKE, A
LITTLE, TINY HOT DOG.
WHEN I HAVE A HOT DOG, I WANT TO
LOOK AT IT AND BE LIKE, "DAMN,
NOW THAT IS A BIG HOT DOG."
[drum roll]
>> TA-DA!
>> THERE IT IS.
[cheers and applause]
>> WHEN I SAW A STRETCHED HOT
DOG I WAS, LIKE, "DAMN
STRAIGHT, THAT'S MY HOT DOG."
[chuckles]
>> THAT'S A LOT OF DOG.
>> JEAH!
>> AAH!
>> NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A
LOCHTE DOG.
>> YEAH, A LOCHTE DOG.
>> NOW GET BEHIND THE COUNTER
AND MAKE A RYAN DOG.
>> YOU WANT ME TO MAKE ONE?
>> YES, COME ON.
>> YEAH, LET'S DO IT.
>> THOSE GUYS ARE IN TROUBLE.
I HOPE I DON'T BURN IT.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE STARTING
OFF WITH THE BUN.
>> GOT TO GET A BUN.
HOW DO YOU OPEN THIS?
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> OH, ALL RIGHT.
WHO WANTS THE LOCHTE DOG?
>> THANK YOU.
>> USA! USA!
>> USA! USA!
>> HOW WAS IT?
>> IT WAS GOOD.
>> LOCHTE DOG'S ON THE MENU!
>> SO I GET HERE AND YOU HAVE A
HOT DOG.
>> [laughs]
DON'T SAY THAT TOO MANY TIMES.
[laughter]
>> THAT MAKES ME INSPIRED TO GET
MY OWN HOT DOG NOW.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA CALL IT?
>> "GEENIE WEENIE HOT DOGS."
>> both: THAT SOUNDS LIKE TEENY
WEENIE!
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> IS THAT ABOUT THE RIGHT SIZE?
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> [laughs]
>> YOU GOT YOUR OWN DOG AT
PINK'S.
>> YEAH, MAN.
IT IS DEFINITELY AN HONOR.
I MEAN, IF YOU GET A HOT DOG
NAMED AFTER YOU, YOU'VE MADE IT.
I DON'T KNOW ANYONE ELSE THAT'S
EVER GOTTEN A HOT DOG NAMED
AFTER THEM.
THIS IS AWESOME.
RYAN LOCHTE'S GOT A HOT DOG.
JEAH!
>> I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE
EVERYONE ELSE.
I WANT TO BE DIFFERENT.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE WEARING
A DIFFERENT KIND OF CLOTHES THAN
ANYONE ELSE.
SO JANICE, IF I GET ASKED, LIKE,
WHAT AM I WEARING?
>> UM, YOU ARE IN A BLACK FLEECE
SHIRT, VERSACE TIE.
>> OH, [bleep].
>> ALEXANDER MCQUEEN LEATHER
JACKET.
AND ALL-BLACK SUPRAS.
>> YEAH, MAN, YOU LOOK KIND OF
PREPPY.
>> I WAS LIKE, "MAN, THIS
DOESN'T HAVE AN EDGE TO IT."
LIKE, THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SEE ME
WEARING.
SO JANICE, CAN I WEAR LIME GREEN
SHOES TONIGHT?
JEAH.
>> NO.
>> THIS MEANS I'M GOING TO THE
AWARD SHOW LOOKING JUST LIKE...
GENE?
DAMN!
>> I MEAN...
GOOD THING YOU'RE MY DATE.
[laughs]
>> DON'T PUT THAT ON CAMERA.
>> GENE IS A RESPONSIBLE GUY
WHEN IT COMES TO, LIKE, NOT
DRINKING SO MUCH.
BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED LAST
NIGHT.
[mock retches]
[gurgling]
>> THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING.
YOU GOT ME.
>> IMPORTANT LESSON, RYAN LOCHTE
101.
DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.
HOW TO AVOID IT?
EAT HOT DOGS AFTER DRINKING.
NOT BEFORE.
>> [laughs] OH, I GOTTA--
>> 'BOUT TO GO.
IT'S GONNA GET CRAZY IN THERE.
LET'S TURN IT UP.
>> LET'S TURN IT UP.
>> RYAN LOCHTE'S IN THE
BUILDING.
>> RYAN LOCHTE, EVERYONE!
[kids screaming]
>> YOU KNOW, WALKING A RED
CARPET ISN'T THAT BAD.
FIRST PART, IT'S JUST PEOPLE
ASKING AUTOGRAPHS FROM ME.
LIKE, THAT'S EASY.
WE MOVE DOWN THE WAY ON THE RED
CARPET.
>> RYAN, OVER HERE, PLEASE.
>> "RYAN, OVER HERE,
RYAN, OVER THERE."
YOU'RE JUST LIKE THIS...
>> RYAN, LOOK OVER HERE!
>> IT'S BASICALLY LIKE YOU'RE
JUST SMILING FOR THE CAMERAS.
AND THEN, AFTER THAT IS THE MOST
DIFFICULT PART.
>> RYAN!
>> RYAN, HELP US OUT!
>> IT'S JUST INTERVIEW.
INTERVIEW.
>> IS THIS, LIKE, A NEW LOOK FOR
YOU?
>> WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE
CARTOON GROWING UP?
>> UM--
UH, IF I COULD HAVE A
SUPERPOWER, I'D BE, LIKE, FLY.
>> FLY?
>> 'CAUSE I LOVE TRAVELING ALL
OVER THE WORLD, AND IF I KNEW
HOW TO "FLEW," I'D BE THERE IN A
HEARTBEAT.
[alarm ringing]
[dramatic cartoon music]
♪ ♪
JEAH!
SO WHAT'D YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
SO THEY WERE TAKING A PICTURE OF
YOU?
>> YEAH, I'M SOMEBODY TODAY.
>> YEAH!
GENE'S LOVING IT.
I MEAN, THIS IS SO NEW TO HIM.
HE'S NOT USED TO GETTING ALL
DRESSED UP, WALKING A RED
CARPET.
PEOPLE STARTED EVEN ASKING HIM
FOR AUTOGRAPHS.
AND I WAS LIKE, "GENE, YOU FIT
RIGHT INTO L.A."
>> I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE I'M
HERE AND SEEING ALL OF THIS.
THIS IS SO EXCITING TO BE HERE.
LOVING IT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I'LL CHECK YOU GUYS LATER AFTER.
[cheers and applause]
>> AND THE GAME GOES TO...
>> both: RYAN LOCHTE!
>> WHEN THEY SAID "RYAN LOCHTE,"
I WAS LIKE, "YEAH!"
I TURNED TO GENE RIGHT BEFORE I
WENT ON.
I WAS LIKE, "WHAT DO I SAY?"
AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "UNH!"
AND THEN I JUST WALKED ON.
I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO
ALL MY FANS.
I WOULDN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW IF
IT WASN'T FOR YOU GUYS.
AND ALL THE SWIMMERS OUT THERE,
LISTEN TO YOUR COACHES, SET
GOALS, AND HAVE FUN.
THE HALL OF GAME AWARDS WAS
AMAZING.
I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS AWESOME."
>> THAT WAS A CRAZY DAY TODAY.
YEAH, BRO.
MAN, L.A., IT SEEMS LIKE A PLACE
THAT NEVER SLEEPS, MAN.
>> IT DOESN'T.
IF I EVER DO MOVE OUT HERE,
YOU'VE GOTTA COME OUT.
>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN
DO IT, MAN. LIKE--
IT'S JUST TOO MANY PEOPLE.
AND THE TRAFFIC?
>> SO IF I MOVE OUT HERE, WHAT--
YOU GOTTA MOVE OUT HERE TOO,
MAN.
>> WE'LL SEE.
>> GENE IS ONE OF MY BEST
FRIENDS.
HE HELPS ME OUT SO MUCH.
HE'S ALWAYS BY MY SIDE.
I CAN'T IMAGINE MOVING OUT TO
L.A. WITHOUT GENE.
>> WHAT'S UP, BUDDY, I WANT YOU
TO MEET SOME OF MY FRIENDS.
>> I'M CARMEN ELECTRA.
>> CARMEN ELECTRA.
CAN I GIVE YOU A BIG HUG?
>> YES.
>> OH-HO-HO.
COME IN FOR THE HUG.
>> OH, SO NOW YOU'RE STAR
STRUCK.
YOU'RE STAR STRUCK.
>> SO CUTE.
YOU HAVE A GOOD FRIEND HERE.
>> YEAH, GENE'S A GOOD BOY.
>> YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH
CONNECTIONS, MAN.
>> YOU LOOK AMAZING.
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL I'M GONNA LET
YOU GUYS CHAT.
>> WOW.
>> SO, UM--
>> I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU
ALMOST--EVER SINCE I STARTED
WATCHING BAYWATCH.
>> AW...
[Baywatch -style surf rock]
♪ ♪
>> SO WHAT ARE YOU--
>> SO--
DO YOU LIVE IN L.A. NOW, OR ARE
YOU TRAVELING?
>> NO, I STILL LIVE IN FLORIDA.
>> OH, YOU DO?
>> I'VE MET SO MANY FAMOUS
PEOPLE BEFORE.
I'VE NEVER BEEN STAR STRUCK.
I STARTED SWEATING.
I MEAN, I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
>> YOU'RE TRAINING NOW, RIGHT?
[ice clinking]
>> I WAS LIKE--[shudders]
>> [laughs]
>> WOW, CARMEN ELECTRA.
AAH!
>> [laughs]
>> THIS IN INSANE.
YOU EVER SEEN THAT MOVIE,
WHAT WOMEN WANT WITH MEL
GIBSON?
>> NO.
>> IN THIS MOVIE, LIKE, MEL
GIBSON CAN READ WOMEN'S MINDS.
AND AT THE END, HE FALLS IN
LOVE WITH THE RIGHT WOMAN.
I WANT THAT.
>> ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
>> NO, I'M NOT DATING ANYONE.
I'M SINGLE.
>> I'M SINGLE TOO.
>> JEAH.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO TONIGHT?
>> WE'RE GONNA GO OUT.
COME OUT WITH US.
>> WHAT, ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT
GOING OUT?
>> YEAH.
>> JEAH!
DANCING?
>> DANCING, YUP.
>> LET'S DO IT.
BIG PROPS TO GENE, BECAUSE I GOT
TO MEET CARMEN ELECTRA.
>> HE WAS SO SWEET.
>> I LOVE YOU, DOG.
>> [laughs]
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
I WILL WHOOP YOU IN MARIO KART.
THAT'S MY GAME.
I'M USUALLY, UH, DONKEY KONG.
HE THROWS BANANAS LIKE IT'S HIS
DAY JOB.
JEAH!
>> HOW WAS IT?
>> GUESS WHO I MET?
JUST A WILD GUESS.
>> PAM ANDERSON.
>> WHEW, CLOSE.
>> CLO--CARMEN ELECTRA?
>> CARMEN ELECTRA.
>> NO!
>> YES, YES, YES.
>> YEAH.
[Baywatch -style surf rock]
♪ ♪
>> WE WENT OUT DANCING.
>> DAMN.
>> OH, SHE'S GOT SOME MOVES.
>> I BET, DUDE.
>> MM-HMM.
I'M IN LOVE.
>> SHE GIVE YOU A LITTLE
SOMETHING-SOMETHING?
>> YEAH, SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER.
IF I'M EVER BACK OUT IN L.A.,
SHE WOULD LOVE TO, LIKE, GO OUT
TO DINNER OR SOMETHING LIKE
THAT.
MAYBE SHE LIKES SUSHI.
GIRLS, YOU KNOW YOU LIKE SUSHI.
[ding]
>> DUDE, THAT MAKES THE TRIP.
>> THAT WAS, LIKE, THE CAKE,
THE ICING, THE CHERRY ON TOP.
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.
I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME OUT IN
L.A., I'M REALLY THINKING ABOUT
MOVING OUT THERE.
>> JEAH!
>> WHETHER IT HAPPENS OR NOT,
AND ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
COMING UP NEXT TIME ON WHAT
WOULD RYAN LOCHTE DO?
>> HEY, RY, YOU READY TO GET
SHOT IN THE ***?
>> LOCHTE PAINTBALL, ANYTHING
GOES.
AAH! I GOT SHOT!
WE HAVE A BIG PHOTO SHOOT WITH
THE FAMILY.
>> WHAT SHOULD I BE DOING?
>> THERE YOU GO, THAT'S IT.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
WITH JAIMEE, IS SHE THE RIGHT
ONE?
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN BETWEEN YOU
AND ME?
>> I HAVE THE SAME QUESTION.
[phone beeps]
>> YEAH.
IT WAS TIME TO MAKE A DECISION.
HEY, NO, NO, NO.
FOR REAL.