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Last night I got to see the first full screening of Finding Dory that
was my first time seeing it.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> And it's so good.
I mean they have been working on it for three years and
finally it's done pretty much.
There's tiny little tweaks to make, but I sat next to Diane Keaton,
who plays my mom.
And we both had giant popcorn buckets.
Hers was filled with wine.
>> [LAUGH] >> But anyway,
if you think this is another Finding Nemo, it is not.
Finding Dory is it's better than the original.
I'm gonna just go out on a limb and say that.
And in case you're not sure if you should go, well,
first of all, if you have kids, you should go.
If you're a parent, you should go.
If you have parents, you should go.
>> [LAUGH] >> If you like fish, you should go.
>> [LAUGH].
>> If you have $10 by June 17th you should go.
>> [LAUGH]. >> If you're still on the fence I want to
tell you my favorite part of the move what happens is, seriously breaking news okay.
[MUSIC]
This just in.
Let's cool it with all the emails Crate & Barrel.
I get more messages from you than I do my own blood relatives.
And how is it possible that you're having a once a year sale for
the fifth time this year?
Once again, please stop filling up my inbox, Crate & Barrel.
I went to your website once.
To buy a wedding gift for Linda in accounting.
Now, I am still getting your emails and her marriage ended three months ago.
We now return you to your regular programming.
>> All right, I am sorry about that.
Okay.
Like I was saying, there is one part in Finding Dory that is a total surprise.
In the beginning what happens.
[MUSIC]
>> This just in, I'm not going to share my entre.
I don't care if you serve it family style, I ordered it, I'll eat it.
What's next, is everyone at the table get a sip of my wine?
Once again, this entree is all mine, back off.
We now return you to your regular programming.
[MUSIC]
>> All right, that's the last time, right?
For sure?
Okay, anyway.
[MUSIC]
>> This just in, most breaking news is not in fact, breaking news.
>> [LAUGH] >> It's just regular news with a special
theme song and a graphic that says, breaking news.
Once again, this is not important.
If it were important, you would have already seen it on the Internet.
I'm just wasting everyone's time while Julia Roberts is sitting on her butt backstage
We now return you to your regular programming.
[MUSIC]
>> That's it, okay.
Now we're out of time but I'd like to tell you more about Finding Dory, but
I can't so you're just gonna have to see it yourself on June 17th.
We'll be right back.