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The Dumber They Come
I may look simple but I want you to know I've been to college,
I'm full of knowledge.
I right home with brainy men and them my wisdom I show,
but when there's clever girls around I get up and go.
Those educated babies are a bore.
I'm gonna say what I've said many times before.
Ah, the dumber they come, the better I like 'em
cause the dumb ones know how to make love.
The dumber they come, the better I like 'em
cause the dumb ones know how to make love.
The smart girl's speaking Greek and other languages too,
but the dumb girls only language is, "Whose hoochy poochy is you?"
The saps that I've known have won beauty prizes.
They look like angels sent from above.
The clever girl will want to know if you mean to wed,
but the dumb girl never thinks of looking that far ahead.
That's why, the dumber they come, the better I like 'em
cause the dumb ones know how to make love.
The dumber they come the better I like 'em
cause the dumb ones know how to make love.
The wisenheimer has you meet her folks when you call,
but the brainless baby keeps you waiting down in the hall.
The dumbbells I know have won beauty prizes,
they look like angels sent from above.
You start pinching clever girls you're soon on the shelf,
but when you're with dumb Doris you can just be yourself.
That's why, the dumber they come, the better I like 'em
cause the dumb ones know how to make love, yes they do,
the dumb ones know how to make love.