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Gentleman! The studio executives are really mad at us.
Our past 76 films have flopped,
but it's just that we couldn't get outside because of the rainy weather.
It's none of your guys' fault.
Come on Bill it's not you, it's global warming
Alright guys, this our last chance to prove something or else we are all getting fired.
So last night i told you to brainstorm ideas. Lets start with you Hen.
Call me Henry... so i am thinking of making a horror film but I don't have a premise down.
the idea is quite flexible,
but the main solid thing is that the
black guy dies first.
Or the African American if you will
So.. are you flexible not killing the black guy
no.. i feel like killing the black is crucial to the storyline
Are you retarded? What story line?
so are you not a flexible man? I like that.
You want a toothpick?
Want this one?
N..No thanks
No thanks.
I really like that, i think you are on to something.. i like that idea of killing the black guy
It's a part of the film industry. Normal thing that happens.
We have to include that in the movie.
Cletus what about you?
Now basically, my idea is
that we buy the rights of the Fast and Furious Franchise
From Michael Bay.
Oh my god.
And then we make Fast and Furious 2.
Tractor Alley
Ok. I'm pretty sure they are on Fast and Furious 7 now.
I'm pretty sure you need your brain checked. So.. uh.. Shutup.
No Cletus, I think he's right.
Shutup Bill!
What type of name is Bill anyways?
What are you, a ... paper bill?
For the hundredth time Cletus!
We are not doing a Fast and Furious film..
So Bill what have you got?
Paper bill
I don't have an idea...
What do you mean...
You don't have an idea?
What do you mean?
Get off of me!
I don't need this anymore!
You guys are always so racist to me!
And that Henry guy always trying to kill black people!
I demand respect and I better get it!
Calm down....
Here you go... have some watermelon.
Ok.. ok. Anyways..
We need to start
Wait wait wait... you never heard my...
Shutup! You've been responsible for the past 76 failures.
Your ideas suck!
What! You've never heard any of my ideas for the last 5 years.
Shutup!
Alright, I really like your guys' ideas.
And now I'm thinking...
Why not combine all of them...
And make an awesome horror movie.
It's gonna flop as long as you guys are around
Alright.. First point..
Black guy dies first... what else.
We need a dumb blonde..
yeaahh
Alrighty then. Second point.. dumb blonde.
Corn on a cob...
What?
Corn on a cob...
A hero washes his face, and reflects upon his life.
Just Shutup! Shutup... you guys keep talking .. shutup!
All these ideas stink. They are not creative! and you never listen to me..
Hey man.. are you OK? Leave the room for a while.
Calm down... All these ideas are Oscar worthy.
You don't even realize that. Please leave the room.
Dag nabit Albert! I told you!
The hydraulic engine has to go before the chicken feed.
And the apple pie will follow.
Just pull out your britches and go to the marsh.
Those rabbits will bite but don't worry, you'll float.