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[Mayor] Oh, the genie. I suppose you're still angry with me.
[Shantae] ...
[Mayor] Sigh. Word has spread.
[Mayor] Now that the Risky Boots is plotting revenge, Sequin Land Palace is afraid to send wagons.
[Mayor] Without our fishing trade, Scuttle Town is all washed up. I was hoping not to resort to this, but here.
You got the TOWN DEED!
[Shantae] What's this? The Deed to Scuttle Town?
[Mayor] A wealthy man from beyond the wastelands has been pressuring me to sell the town. I resisted, of course.
[Mayor] But now his offer is the only hope for our people.
[Mayor] So, after much thought I've decided to turn the reins over to him.
[Mayor] Life will never be the same, but at least Scuttle Town will be provided for.
[Shantae] There has to be some other way!
[Mayor] If only there was. But I fear that making a tidy profit on the town moments before it's obliterated is the only solution.
[Mayor] Please honor my request as a final act of service. Find the AMMO BARON and give him this DEED.
[Baron] Kablooey! Who are you, Ka-Pow?
[Baron] The Ammo Baron doesn't need another girlfriend!
[Baron] Boosh-wahhh! What he DOES need is that rundown rat's hole SCUTTLE TOWN!
[Baron] It's the perfect staging ground for my new campaign!
[Baron] My men will march across the land like two tons of tactical tin toy terror!
[Baron] Rat-a-tat!!
[Shantae] Hey, that's my home you're talking about!
[Baron] Hold up, girly girl. You got something for the Ammo Baron or not?
[Baron] Ammo Baron hasn't got all day! >YES NO
[Baron] Yehaw! Blamity Bloo! I knew that old coot would knuckle under!
[Baron] I've got the deed to Scuttle Town! That makes the new mayor ME!
[Baron] The Ammo Baron!
[Baron] Click Clack, wait for it... Ka-Boosh!
[Shantae] Yeah, well about that... All my friends live in Scuttle Town, and we're pretty happy with things the way they are.
[Baron] Don't you worry about a thing sweetheart! We're all family now!
[Baron] In fact, with me as the new mayor, that makes you my official citizen!
[Baron] Put 'er there, soldier!
You got a PASSPORT!
[Shantae] What's this?
[Baron] That there's your official AMMO TOWN PASSPORT and activity book!
[Shantae] What's AMMO TOWN?
[Baron] It's your town's NEW NAME! New mayor, new name!
[Baron] But don't worry! So now that you're my gal...
[Shantae] ...
[Baron] ...and I'm your official Lordship, why don't you enlist into my private army?
[Baron] We even got an open air shower! Splish splash!
[Shantae] No thanks. I've got business to attend to, er... far to the right of here.
[Baron] WHEEEE-ooo! BOOM! Shot down! Ok sister, I getcha.
[Baron] You look like a spry young thing.
[Baron] Why not train that bod at my private BATTLE TOWER? It's citizens only!
[Baron] And it's ladies night!
[Shantae] Battle Tower?
[Baron] Sure, you can't miss it. Just flash 'em your PASSPORT.
[Baron] Make it to the top and you get a prize! Tell 'em the AMMO BARON sent ya!