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[Music plays]
Ahhhhh!
[Gerry Rafferty - "Baker Street"]
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
We'll do it live!
Ahhhhh!
The following movie has been brought to you in widescreen.
Maaan, this screen is way too wide!
- Hey. - Yeah?
You ever notice how, no matter where we go,
there always seems to be a nuclear missile hanging around somewhere closeby?
What are you talking about?
Take a quick guess...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Hahahahahaha, mwahahahahahahahaha!
[Chariots of Fire theme song]
[Record scratch]
Ahhhhh!
D'oh!
Ahhhhh!
What the--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Hahahahahaha, mwahahahahahahahaha!
Ahhhhh!
[Numa Numa song]
Ahhhhh!
[Indiana Jones theme song]
Ha-ha! You lose!
AAAAAAAAA!
[*** Surfers - "Pepper"]
Uh, hi. I'm Steve and I'm an anarchist.
Hi Steve.
[A Day in the Life]
D'oh!
- Want some spaghetti? - Spaghetti? This isn't spaghetti.
THIS IS PASTA!!!
D'oh!
Huh? Huh.
Coffee!
THIS IS DECAF!!!
[You Really Got Me]
THIS IS PLAGIARISM!!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, blastoff!
Uh... blastoff?
- Dude, why isn't it lifting off? - I don't know.
- Dude, you lit the fuse, right? - Yeah.
- Then why isn't it lifting off?! - I don't know, man!
- [sighs] Go check on it. - Okay, fine, I'm gonna check on it.
Yep, just as I suspected. It's a dud.
Ugh! It's a dud? Are you sure?
- Yep. - Dang it!
Aw man, I guess we're going to have to take this back and get a refund.
- Yeah, I'm afraid so. - I'm going to pick it up-- AAAAAAAAA!
Whoa! Wow! Dude, that's awesome!
Oh, man! I'm so jealous of you right now!
Hey, how's the view up there?
[Upbeat piano music]