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Me, Edward Cullen,
promise you Bella Squan,
to love
and to honor
as long as you sign this partnershipcontract.
So I will always remember you like this,
pink cheeks, heartbeat, a little bit of cellulite...
What?! I'm expected to massage your feet every morning?
And this always alike look!
As if you don't get something.
I shall expect when you play piano at night?!
Yes, and drums, written here in the small print.
Eye circles and some spliss...
Come on Bella, sign finally, otherwise I get deported to Transylvania!
Okay.
Your penetrating smelly breath,
a little bit of...
... paunch.
That's enough!
I got it!
I'm simply human.
24th of November
The eternity.
This has been the best night of my life.
Night?
Edward it's been 2 minutes.
Is the end
That's impossible!
I have prevented!
You have prevented?!
Yes, with the pill.
If it's not a foetus, whatelse is it growing into you?!
Why do you always look alike? Look differently!
It's not a foetus.
It's a flatus!
Look differently!
The flatus doesn't fit to her body,
It reeks and grows!
The breeze breaks rips you up,
from the inside to the outside.
That's your fault!
Look differently!
What did she eat?
Bean stew!
Look differently immediately!
Oh my god!
It more and more destroys you!
I could loose you!
This fart has the might to destroy us all!
We don't know what she breeds there, we have to protect us!
I've brought all of you a clothespin.
Put it on and after this help women and children!
Edward, this is so embarrassing to me.
You didn't leave me a choice!
We will survive the discharge!
Bella! Come on!
The twilight breaking fart. Till it finally crashes