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That's Earth, and it's SHINY, EPIC!
this is a story about how one day my friends and i became responsible for
saving the world which is being flooded by pudding or something
hey look that somewhere in america I love America
They have hot dogs! OOh I know that place too
That's camp abandon. That's where me and my friends were that summer
Ha! Look at that *** sleeping in the tree.
AWESOME it's me! I'm Tai! Here's Sora the hat girl
Matt the cool guy, Izzy the
computer geek, Mimi Pinky Pie
Crazy Joe, and Derp
All of the adults had gone off for a smoke
or something when a huge blizzard hit!
being the awesome amazing super kinda cool
kinda guy that I am i knew exactly what to
do right away
it's global warming let's go play in it
Dude
Oh look, snow
Oh no, Hat, What should I do?
go and be with the others
All right Hat, As you wish
uh... is this mic on?... uh...
OK, um, Hi, I'm Joe. No
Wait let me try that again
Hi, I'm Joseph
Yo, Dog, I'm Joe
OMG SNOW!
Wait, Why isn't it pink?
Hey Izzy come out here and
join in the EPICNESS!
But I'm playing my new
Pokemon emulatorrrrrr...
That isn't Epic, come out here!
Fine... Whateverrrrrrrrrrrrr
Check it out the sky's on fire and
it's spitting stuff at us, EPIC!
My all powerful hat protected me from harm,
Thank you, Hat
You're Welcome, Sora
did your hat just talk?
What did it spit at us?
Tai: OOOH! They're Shiny!
Matt: This shine can't understand my awesome
Tai: it's glowing in
floating; I should grab it!
Izzy: It somehow reminds
me of Pokemonnnnnnn
And just then a huge tidal wave came
and sucked us into oblivion. OOOH!
This would be a great time
for the opening sequence!
My Name is Tai and I'm a Digidestined
We picked up these things and got sucked through
a wormhole And now we're in this digital world with strange digital creatures
Help us. Is there anyone out there who can hear us? We're being
hunted by an insane digital demon and doing everything we can
We're just looking for a way home
so there i was sleeping it off when...
Koromon: TAI!
BLINK!
BLINK!
Tai: What AHHHHH!
BOING BOING
BOING BOING
Stop That! What are you and why do you look like a demon tumor?
I am not a tumor! (Arnold Reference)
I am a fearsome monster
Who's been waiting to help you, and BOUNCE! BOING!!!!
AH! WHO? EPIC! WHAT?
I am Koromon, the Bouncing Master
You will fear me when I blow
MIGHTY BUBBLES!
i'd wonder where the others are
Tai, my Ditto won't go into it's pokeball..
Slow
Down
I'm Not
A Ditto
My Name Motimon, you have BRAIN DAMAGE
I'll climb a tree and look
around just be safe and EPIC!
Be careful
Wild pokemon hide in the
tall grasssssssssss!
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho, a climber's life for me
Do you see the chopper?
We needed to GET TO THE CHOPPER!. Check it out! Why is there a giant bug?
Let me ask:
ARE YOU THE CHOPPER!?!?!
Kuwagamon: Help me, HELP ME (the fly... get it?)
Tai: Help you? You're about to eat us! Kuwagamon: Please?
He has a point
Oh no here he comes, DUCK!!!!
Koromon: MIGHTY BUBBLE! Kuwagamon: AH! MY EYE!
Wait, that thing has eyes?
Izzy: Tai, try using Electric type Attaaaaacks...
Tai: SHUT UP IZZY! We need to run,
Find the others! Come on Koromon
Come this way, I save you
Izzy: Come back, Dittoooooooo!
In the tree!
Izzy: We didn't even use cuuuuuuuuuuuut...
Tai: What is this thing?
Koromon: This is the chopper. We got to the chopper!
Tai: This is definitely a tree Koromon: Whatever
Sora: you can come out now.
My hat says it's safe
Oh, and I found a flower!
I'm not a flower, I'm Yokomon!
I wonder what that means!
Yokomon: Flower.... SHUT UP! Sora: She's almost as smart as my hat!
Look! A Ratataaaaaaaaaaaaa!
No! Me Tokomon Silly Human!
Hey Tiny Thing!
Over here!
Gnarly!!!!
Check it out, I found a *** Symbol
actually my name is Tsunomon that means-
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW
IT IS TO BE THIS AWESOME!
AH! Here I come running. Oh here's a useless
flying mammal thing. What do you call this thing?
Izzy: Sounds like a Zubaaaaaaat
WHEEE! I CAN FLY! CHECK IT OUT I CAN FLY! HI JOE!!!!
Yup, Definitely a Zubaaaaaaaat....
Really I'm Bukamon, but you can call me
anything, I don't care, I'm aboslutely amazing
I can fly, WHEEEE!
Tai: Uh... Joe?
Joe: Oh yeah
I gotta cue the title line here
Um, WHAT ARE THOSE!?
DIGIMON, DIGITAL MONSTERS!
Tai: That was not EPIC! You
are so fired, Voice of Joe.
TK: Yo, dudes, where's the pink dude? Mimi: IT'S NOT PIIIIINK!
Izzy: Look, she's got a Bulbasaur!!!
Tanemon: Mimi, Tanemon is only one little
digimon, Run you pink loving freak!
Tai: Everybody run, oh look a cliff!
Sora: My hat says he's coming back!
Koromon: come with me if you want to live!
MIGHTY BUBBLE!
Tsunomon: Follow his lead everyone!
Useless attack number 36, GO!
Tai: HA! He fell down! Kuwagamon: WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME?
Tai: This ain't gonna be pretty.
Now, Bounce to Him! BOING
BOING BOING BOING BOING!
Tai: And then suddenly they all
got shiny and this happened!
It's Morphin Time!
Koromon, Digivolve to...Agumon Yokomon, Digivolve to .. Biyomon
Motimon Digivolve to... Tentomon
Motimon Digivolve to... Tentomon
Tsunomon, Digivolve to... Gabumon
Tokomon, Digivolve to... Patamon
Bukamon, Digivolve to... Gomamon
Bukamon, Digivolve to... Gomamon
Tanemon, Digivolve to... Palmon
Izzy: they've evolved. I didn't know they'd lvl'd up
Agumon: Attack! Kugawamon: You wish!
Agumon: Ok, For real this time! Palmon: Palmon wants to
eat your face! Patamon: Gust! Gomamon: Barrell Roll!
Agumon: 1D4 Fireball! Gabumon: Gatoraid! Biyomon: Scurvy!
Kuwagamon: IT BURNS US! Agumon: KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Agumon: Tai, Everybody, Hug! Tai: Yes, I love hugs, they're EPIC!
Kuwagamon: WHY YOU NO HELP ME? Poke
Tai: Wow, that was crazy, I'm Glad
we're all safe and sound, EPIC!
Agumon: No we're not, WE'RE FALLING! Tai: Oh yeah, Not EPIC!
I Wonder how we'll get out of that
Find out next time on Digidub: Digimon Abridged!