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What’s up guys, hope you’re doing well.
So I had another video planned, a Top 100 video planned, but I just didn’t get done
editing it.
So I tweeted “what should I make a video about” and a lot of you guys suggested I
make this video: We Can’t Be Friends If…
So without any further adieu, here is my list of my automatic disqualifiers. We just can’t
be friends if you do one of these things.
I kind of wanted to bring some music back into this. So, can we get some music please?
We can’t be friends if you’re a girl and you have more facial hair than me. That…I
mean…we can’t be friends.
If you don’t appreciate bacon. It’s fine if you’re a vegetarian. You can be a vegetarian,
vegan…all of that.
I feel every person is born with an appreciation of bacon. So, just as long as you appreciate
it, we can still be friends. But if you don’t appreciate bacon…
If you are a guy and went to see Twilight at the midnight release without a girl…
…we can’t be friends.
If you still have a curfew, but you’re over the age of 21.
If you like your own Facebook status. Come on! Why do people do this? Same thing goes
with your own comment.
There’s a reason you can’t re-tweet your own tweet on Twitter.
It doesn’t make sense. Stop!
If you’re still wearing color contacts and Fubu, we can’t be friends.
We can’t be friends if you have no goals or ambition. I’m trying to be around people
making moves, trying to do something.
And it doesn’t matter where you are in your life. You can always be better…which leads
me to my next point: If you’re always doing something illegal, if you routinely do illegal
things, we can’t be friends.
We can’t be friends if you smell. It’s one thing if you go to the gym, you come back
from the gym, and you’re a little bit funky.
It’s another thing if you just smell bad and you’re just playing video games. Why
do you smell like mildew and depression? You’re just playing video games…and you’re not
even good!
You’re losing at the video game and you still smell bad! We can’t…that…no.
If you worship Satan, trying to cast spells on me all the time: “Ahamana…Ahamana”.
Nah…that…no.
We can’t be friends if you think Chris Brown puts out good music. I’m being dead serious.
I unfriended someone on Facebook because of this. I’m being dead serious right now.
They said, “Chris Brown makes good music.”
And I said, “unfriend.”
Similarly, if your vocabulary is comprised of yolo, swag or if you text in all-caps and
then small-caps…you know what I’m talking about…
…it’s just…it’s not going to work out.
If you call me only when you need something
If you don’t like black people
If you don’t have a sense of humor
and most importantly we cannot be friends if you will not throw me the alley.
But that’s my list. It took me a while to come up with these things because, honestly,
I have friends who like certain teams that I hate.
I have some friends that do some dumb things, but we’re still friends.
But what are some things that will automatically disqualify someone from being your friend?
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No Jugamos Juegos. Throw me the alley.
You can’t find the remote.
Twitter is over capacity.
Ran out of toilet paper.
You have nothing to eat at your house.
Your neighbor blocker their Wi-Fi.
Ran out of milk. Really?
I’m a grown man.