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>> ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
ERIC'S A PRO FOOTBALL PLAYER.
>> [laughs] OH!
>> I'M A COUNTRY SINGER.
AND OUR WORLDS COULD NOT BE
MORE DIFFERENT, BUT WE ARE SO
MADLY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER.
♪ I MUST BE DREAMING ♪
♪ OOH, YOU GOT ME SINGING ♪
QUIT TRYING TO DO ME IN PUBLIC.
ERIC AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED,
AND IT'S A FAIRY TALE COME TRUE.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> ♪ KISS ON ME TONIGHT ♪
>> HOLY [bleep].
[laughter]
>> ARE YOU OKAY?
>> TODAY WE'RE GONNA GO TO MY
FOOD TASTING.
>> FINALLY.
HELLO.
>> all: HI.
>> THIS LOOKS GREAT.
>> THE MAJORITY OF OUR FAMILY IS
FROM LOUISIANA.
CAJUN FOOD IS MY FAVORITE FOOD
IN THE WHOLE WORLD, AND IT'S
WHAT I WAS RAISED ON.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE IT'S
AS AUTHENTIC AS IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE.
>> SO WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS
WE'RE GONNA INTO A CRAWFISH
BOIL RIGHT OVER HERE WITH--
>> [gasps] YAY!
>> WITH THE CRAWFISH--
>> NO WAY. OH, MY GOD.
>> HOLLA!
>> GET EXCITED, YANKEE.
>> BEING A NORTHERN "YANKEE"
SHE CALLS IT, WE DON'T REALLY
EAT CRAWFISH.
I'M LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT WHAT'S
IN HERE.
>> JUST SUCK--
NO, NO. NAH-HUH.
>> OH, HELL TO THE NO.
WHAT IS THAT?
>> PULL.
>> OKAY.
>> TAKE YOUR THUMBS HERE.
>> JESS HAD TO TEACH ME HOW TO,
YOU KNOW, TAKE THE TAIL OFF.
>> both: SUCK THE HEAD.
>> GO AHEAD AND SUCK THAT HEAD.
>> SO YOU, LIKE, GO LIKE THIS?
>> SUCK IT.
>> YOU KNOW, HOW TO SUCK THE
GUTS OUT.
WHATEVER IT IS, IT LOOKS LIKE
GUTS.
>> GOOD LUCK.
♪ GOOD LUCK, GOOD LUCK ♪
>> [slurps]
>> IT'S GONNA BE KIND OF FUNNY
TO SEE HOW HIS NORTHERN PEOPLE
KIND OF GET IN THERE WITH THE
CRAWFISH AND WITH THE CAJUN
FOOD, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WHAT
IS THIS?"
>> OKAY, SO NO KIDS STILL IN
THE WEDDING, RIGHT?
>> WE DON'T KNOW YET.
>> [laughs]
>> IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE A BABY.
AND SOMETIMES I'M NOT ALWAYS
COOPERATIVE IN THE BABY-MAKING
PROCESS.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO PUT A BABY
IN ME SO BAD?
>> I MEAN, WHY NOT?
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS THAT
JUST MAKES YOU WANT ONE SO
BADLY--LIKE, SOON, BABE?
>> 'CAUSE WE GOT TWO BABY
DOGS, AND IF YOU LIKE KIDS,
IT'S AWESOME TO HAVE THEM.
>> YOU JUST WANT THAT WARM,
FUZZY FAMILY FEELING, DON'T YOU?
>> I JUST WANT TO RAISE A LITTLE
BOY, PLAY CATCH WITH HIM IN THE
BACKYARD.
>> YOU'RE SO CUTE.
ARE YOU GETTING WEEPY-EYED
A LITTLE?
YOU ARE, BABY!
YES, YOU ARE.
YOU JUST KNOW WHAT A GREAT DAD
YOU'RE GONNA BE.
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE BEST DAD
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
>> ERIC, STOP IT.
>> DON'T STOP IT.
>> I DON'T WANT TO CRY ANYMORE.
>> YOU'RE TRYING TO KNOCK ME UP.
IF YOU WERE SMART, YOU'D JUST
GET ME DRUNK LIKE THE FIRST
TIME.
>> [laughs]
[cheers and applause]
>> BABY!
>> MOM, CAN YOU OPEN THE OVEN,
PLEASE?
>> YES.
>> GOOD JOB, SYD.
>> THANKS, MOM.
>> MAMA HAS HANDED ME DOWN ALL
OF HER RECIPES, AND IT'S BEEN
KIND OF COOL BECAUSE I'VE
LEARNED TO BECOME A REALLY GREAT
COOK, AND ERIC BENEFITS, FOR
SURE.
HE'S GOT THREE WOMEN IN THE
KITCHEN, AND HE PRETTY MUCH GETS
CATERED TO.
[laughs]
>> YOU KNOW A KEY TO A
MAN'S HEART?
>> AN OPEN ***.
>> NO.
>> [laughs]
>> AN OPEN OVEN.
YOU OPEN THE OVEN WHEN HE'S
COMING IN THE DOOR.
[gasps] "OH, HI, HONEY."
>> OR AN OPEN ***.
>> [clears throat]
THIS IS HOT, JESSICA.
>> OKAY.
>> OH, BABY, NO.
ONCE YOU GET PAST WHIPPING
CREAM, IT TURNS INTO BUTTER.
YOU GOT BUTTER OVER THERE.
>> IT'S STILL GONNA TASTE GOOD.
>> NO, BABY, NO!
>> WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
>> OH, MY LORD!
>> OH, MY GOSH!
>> HOW COULD YOU?
>> [laughing] Y'ALL ARE TURDS.
>> THIS LOOKS ABSOLUTELY
AMAZING.
>> IT LOOKS A LITTLE DRY.
I THINK WE NEED MORE JUICE
ON IT.
>> I WAS GONNA SAY YOU NEED A
LITTLE BIT MORE CREAM.
>> IT DOES.
>> JESS LIKES IT MOIST, THOUGH.
>> IT'S ALWAYS GOING THERE,
ERIC.
>> ALWAYS.
>> YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS THERE.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
>> AS OFTEN AS WE CAN.
WELL, EXCEPT FOR SYD.
>> [laughs]
>> WHEN WE'RE AROUND JESSICA
AND ERIC, THERE SEEMS TO BE
NO FILTER AT ALL.
>> I THINK HE SHOT HIS ***
IN ME THE OTHER NIGHT.
[silverware clatters]
HE DEFINITELY DID.
YOU SAID HE DID.
WE HAVE A KIND OF PULL-OUT
METHOD.
>> [shushing]
>> [laughs]
>> AND NOW HE "SPERMED" IT UP.
>> I AM A ***, AND I'M A
LITTLE MORE SHY AND MORE
FILTERED.
BUT MY SISTER LETS IT OUT AND,
YOU KNOW, KEEPS THINGS
ENTERTAINING.
I MEAN, NO ONE'S "SPERMING" ME
UP, SO I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO
SAY THAT EVER, BUT I WOULDN'T.
>> IS THIS TRUE?
JUST TELL ME.
>> I'M NOT GONNA GO INTO DETAILS
BECAUSE--
>> WHY? YOU DO ALL THE TIME.
>> YOU KNOW, WE'RE CATHOLICS.
WE DON'T USE, UM...
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'VE GOT STRONG CATHOLIC
VALUES, AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
STICK WITH THAT.
I CLEARLY DID NOT.
>> DID YOU KNOCK HER UP OR WHAT?
>> NO, YOU KNOW...
MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.
>> GET A PREGNANCY TEST JUST TO
BE SURE.
>> [groans]
>> I WANT TO KNOW.
TO ME, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
RIGHT NOW IS THAT JESSICA FITS
IN THAT STUNNING WEDDING DRESS,
BUT ERIC DOESN'T SEEM TO BE
CONCERNED ABOUT ANY OF THAT.
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, IS THAT A
PLAN OF YOURS, OR IT WAS JUST AN
ACCIDENT OR WHAT?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> I THINK JESS KNOWS WHERE
I STAND.
>> I'M ASKING YOU.
>> I THOUGHT I DID KNOW WHERE
YOU STAND UNTIL YOU SHOT IT IN
THERE.
>> I GOT A CRAMP IN MY CALF.
[laughter]
I COULDN'T MOVE.
HOW ABOUT BAD TIMING?
>> IS THERE ANY ALCOHOL IN THIS
HOUSE?
[knock at door]
[dog barks]
[doorbell rings]
>> GOT COMPANY.
WHO IS IT?
>> HI.
>> JESSIE, HI.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD.
>> I OPENED THE DOOR, AND IT'S
THE JEWELER.
I TOTALLY FORGOT SHE WAS COMING
WITH OUR RINGS.
>> THIS IS YOUR RING BACK.
>> OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> I KNOW.
HI, SWEETIE. HI.
>> [laughs]
THAT'S THE CUE.
>> THIS IS ERIC'S.
>> [gasps] WE HAVEN'T SEEN IT
YET.
>> OH. WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
[laughs]
>> THAT'S ME RIGHT THERE.
>> YOU WANT TO TRY IT ON?
YOU SHOULD PROPOSE.
OOH, PLATINUM.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> YAY.
>> YEAH!
WEAR IT ALL THE TIME!
>> YOU SHOULD.
JUST GO AHEAD AND START
WEARING IT, HONEY.
>> [whistles]
>> MM-HMM.
>> IT WAS SO COOL TO SEE HIM
PUT THAT RING ON, BECAUSE HE WAS
TAKEN NOW.
AND I LIKED THAT.
>> all: OH.
>> I TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY TO
PROPOSE AGAIN FOR THE 100TH
TIME.
>> OKAY.
[laughter]
>> THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YOUR NIPPLES LOOK GREAT.
>> ONE OF THE MORE ODD
COMPLIMENTS, BUT I'LL TAKE IT.
>> MY BUTT FEELS HEAVY.
[groans]
>> TELL ME--WHAT'S BEEN
GOING ON WITH THE LABEL?
YOU TALKED TO BOBBY?
>> I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM.
BOBBY HAS BEEN MY MANAGER FOR
THE LAST, I WANT TO SAY, FOUR
YEARS.
AND HE IS THE BEST MANAGER I'VE
EVER HAD.
IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS SINCE MY
FIRST ALBUM.
EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER STOPPED
WORKING, MY CAREER'S BEEN A
LITTLE NEGLECTED.
I'M GOING TO L.A., AND IT'S HARD
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE THINK
I'M NOT DOING MUSIC ANYMORE
AND THAT I'M JUST, LIKE, DONE
BECAUSE I'M LIVING IN COLORADO
WITH YOU.
AND THAT'S JUST--THEY DON'T
UNDERSTAND THAT I'M GOING TO
L.A. ONCE A MONTH AND NASHVILLE,
AND I'M WRITING, AND I'M
RECORDING, AND I'M WORKING MY
BUTT OFF.
AND I LOVE MAKING MUSIC.
LIKE, IT'S WHAT I WAS BORN TO
DO, AND I DON'T WANT TO DO
ANYTHING ELSE.
I JUST DIDN'T HAVE AS MUCH TIME
TO GIVE IT AS 100% AS I WOULD
LIKE TO, BUT NOW THAT ERIC
AND I ARE SO SECURE IN OUR
RELATIONSHIP, IT'S TIME TO
REALLY GET BACK INTO THE SWING
OF THINGS AND MAKE A RECORD THAT
I LOVE.
>> KEEP WRITING.
KEEP SINGING.
>> YEP.
>> YOU AND BOBBY WILL FIGURE IT
OUT.
>> I KNOW.
WHAT IS IT?
EW!
IT'S CRAP!
>> BIG POOP.
>> OH, HE ATE THE CRAP!
>> [laughs]
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> OH.
>> BABE, GET IT OUT!
OH, I'M GONNA GAG.
HE JUST ATE [bleep].
[coughs]
>> UGH.
>> OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD!
IT'S ON YOUR HANDS!
[laughs] OH, MY GOD!
ERIC, YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING ME
ME ANYMORE.
>> LET'S GO.
>> EW, BABE!
>> [laughs]
>> OH, MY GOD.
UGH.
OKAY.
>> I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HOLD
MY HAND.
>> I DON'T WANT TO HOLD YOUR
HAND EITHER.
♪ ♪
[horn honks]
>> I'VE DECIDED IT'S TIME TO GO
TO L.A. AND HAVE SOME MEETINGS
WITH MY MANAGER, BOBBY, AND JUST
KIND OF GO OVER EVERYTHING WITH
HIM FACE-TO-FACE TO TRY TO MAKE
A GOOD DECISION OF WHAT TO DO
NEXT.
>> ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE YOU
IN L.A.
>> YEAH.
>> I HAVEN'T HAD A SINGLE TWEET
FROM YOU ALL DAY.
>> [laughs]
>> IF I DON'T GET A TWEET, I
KNOW THAT YOU'RE UP TO NO GOOD
OR SOMETHING.
>> WE'RE EXCITED WE GET AT LEAST
A LITTLE TIME IN L.A. BEFORE
YOU LITERALLY JUST JUMP IN
HEADFIRST WITH THE WHOLE
WEDDING THING.
>> YEAH.
>> SO I JUST GOT BACK FROM
NASHVILLE YESTERDAY.
EVERYBODY'S ASKING ME, "WHEN IS
SHE COMING BACK TO NASHVILLE?"
>> ERIC AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING.
I'D ACTUALLY LIKE TO POSSIBLY
GET A SECOND HOME THERE.
>> WELL, CLEARLY YOUR MUSIC HAS
SOME COUNTRY APPEAL TO IT.
>> MY VOCALS ARE VERY--THERE'S--
I MEAN, THERE'S A TWANG
THAT CAN'T EVER BE MOVED.
>> WANT US TO REALLY THINK
ABOUT L.A. VERSUS NASHVILLE.
>> MM-HMM.
>> LIKE, I KNOW THAT BECAUSE
YOU'VE LIVED IN NASHVILLE, IT'S
THAT EASY GO-TO.
>> MM-HMM.
>> WE'VE TALKED ABOUT L.A.
TONS OF PRODUCERS THAT YOU HAVE
WORKED WITH.
YOU KNOW, A LOT OF OPPORTUNITY
IS OUT HERE AS WELL.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?
HAVE YOU TALKED ABOUT IT WITH
ERIC?
>> WE BOTH WANT TO EVENTUALLY
SETTLE DOWN AND RAISE A FAMILY.
>> NOT TOO SOON.
>> NO, SHE'S UNDER CONTRACT.
SHE CAN'T DO THAT.
>> [laughs]
>> JUST DON'T TELL ERIC THAT
PART, YET.
>> HE WANTS ME TO HAVE BABIES
NOW.
ERIC WAS READY YESTERDAY TO HAVE
BABIES, BUT I'M JUST NOT THERE
YET.
I MEAN, WE'RE KIDS STILL
OURSELVES.
>> I'M WAITING FOR THE CHAMPAGNE
IN DENVER.
>> WE'LL DO IT.
>> CHEERS.
>> CHEERS.
>> EVERY TIME I GO TO L.A.,
I STAY WITH JESSICA.
SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
ERIC AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING.
AND I DEFINITELY WANT TO GET
AN APARTMENT, LIKE, EITHER IN
L.A. OR IN NASHVILLE.
I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE--
SO I CAN FLY OUT ANY TIME I
WANT AND WORK INSTEAD OF STAYING
IN HOTELS.
YOU KNOW, AND I'M THINKING
EITHER HERE OR NASHVILLE.
>> YEAH.
>> BUT I THINK I'M LEANING MORE
TOWARDS NASHVILLE BECAUSE--
>> YOU'RE SOUTHERN.
THAT'S YOUR ROOTS.
>> THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM,
MUSIC CITY.
EVEN THOUGH I LOVE IT HERE...
>> YEAH.
>> I LOVE L.A. AND IT'S SO MUCH
FUN, BUT IF I GO TO NASHVILLE,
I NEED THAT YOU'RE GONNA MOVE
THERE TOO.
>> [laughs]
>> I LOVE BOTH PLACES.
IT'S AN EASY FLIGHT FROM DENVER.
ERIC LOVES BOTH PLACES TOO.
SO WE'LL BE HAPPY.
>> HE FELL IN LOVE WITH
NASHVILLE.
>> HE LOVES NASHVILLE SO MUCH.
I THINK TIME WILL TELL THOUGH
WHAT, LIKE, I NEED TO DO AND
WHERE I NEED TO GO.
>> YEAH.
[laughs]
>> SO WHILE I'M IN L.A., MY
MANAGER, BOBBY, HAS LINED UP FOR
ME A PHOTO SHOOT.
SOMETIMES I CAN LOOK LIKE SUPER
ETHNIC.
LIKE, RIGHT NOW I THINK I LOOK
LIKE--
>> LIKE YOU'RE FROM COLOMBIA?
>> COLOMBIA OR FROM BRAZIL.
OR ARGENTINA.
JESSICA IS MY STYLIST.
SHE'S MY HAIR GIRL, SHE'S MY
MAKEUP ARTIST.
AND WE JUST DO A LOT OF QUIRKY,
SILLY THINGS TOGETHER.
I MEAN, WE ARE JUST SO CLOSE.
>> WE'RE ABOUT READY FOR YOU.
JESSIE, IF YOU CAN START
CHANGING, WE'D LOVE TO GET YOU
ON SET AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
>> IS THIS THE SEX SCENE OR IS
THIS THE--
[laughter]
>> THIS IS THE--
>> IS THIS GIRL ON GIRL OR IS
THIS--
>> WE CAN GET A GIRL IN THERE
IF YOU WANT TO.
>> HER.
>> THAT'S AWKWARD.
>> HELLO.
>> JESSIE, KWAKU.
>> HI.
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> HI.
>> YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE, JESSIE,
SHOWING--
>> SOME [bleep]?
>> A LITTLE CLEAVAGE.
>> AS LONG AS A NIP ISN'T OUT.
>> [laughs]
>> MY NIPS LIKE TO SLIP.
>> BEAUTIFUL.
NICE. NICE. NICE.
LOVE THAT THERE.
BEAUTIFUL.
HAND IN THE HAIR.
THAT'S WAY SEXY TOO.
GORGEOUS.
MOVE IT AROUND.
STRAIGHT BACK.
GORGEOUS. GORGEOUS.
THAT'S GOOD RIGHT THERE, JESSIE.
JESSIE, BIG SMILE.
GREAT. THANK YOU.
GREAT JOB.
GORGEOUS, JESSIE.
>> YOU KNOW, THE WEDDING IS
GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN.
>> I'M EXCITED FOR IT.
>> IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN.
>> SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE LEFT
TO DO?
LIKE, WHAT ARE, LIKE--
>> UH, A LOT.
AND I'M HERE DRINKING COFFEE
WITH YOU GUYS.
I SHOULD BE HOME PLANNING IT.
>> I'M EXCITED FOR THE CAKE
'CAUSE I LOVE THE FOOD.
AND I KNOW YOU'RE HAVING THAT,
LIKE--AREN'T YOU DOING LIKE A
CAJUN--
>> CRAWFISH BOIL.
>> I LOVE IT!
>> WE HAVE A GRITS STATION.
>> IT'S GONNA BE SO GOOD.
>> WE HAVE CATFISH AND CHICKEN
AND WAFFLES.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> IT'S GONNA BE SO GOOD.
I CAN'T HELP BUT MISS ERIC.
WE JUST SPEND SO MUCH TIME
TOGETHER AND LOVE EACH OTHER
SO MUCH.
WHENEVER WE'RE NOT TOGETHER,
I FEEL LIKE AN ARM'S MISSING
OR SOMETHING.
IT JUST FEELS OFF.
>> YOU LIKE THAT WATER, DON'T
YOU, BUBBA?
CUCARACHA.
I BATHE THE BIG KIDS.
SOMETIMES THEY'LL EAT GRASS.
AND SOMETIMES WHEN HE POOPS,
IT DOESN'T COME ALL THE WAY OUT.
THE GRASS DOESN'T, SO HE'S GOT
SOME HANGERS, I CALL 'EM.
AND I GOT, YOU KNOW, TAKE IT
OUT AND CLEAN THEM UP.
AND YOU KNOW, I THINK IF WE HAVE
KIDS, THAT'S PART OF THE
PROCESS.
YOU JUST--YOU GOT TO DEAL WITH
IT.
>> HEY.
>> HEY, SWEETHEART.
>> HEY, BABY.
YOU'RE BATHING THE BABIES?
>> CLEAN HOUSE, CLEAN PUPS.
>> YEAH.
MM.
I MISSED YOU.
>> I MISSED YOU TOO.
>> SO I COME HOME TO ERIC
BATHING THE BABIES IN OUR
BATHTUB.
THAT'S WHERE HE BATHES THEM
BECAUSE HE FEELS THAT THEY ARE
OUR CHILDREN.
I HAD SOME MEETINGS WITH BOBBY
AND JIM.
JUST KIND OF GOING EVERYTHING,
YOU KNOW.
>> WE TALKING WE'RE RECORDING
NASHVILLE, L.A., BOTH?
>> WELL, WHILE I WAS THERE, I
WAS TRYING TO ENVISION MYSELF
LIVING THERE.
AND I LOVE L.A., AND YOU KNOW
THAT.
LIKE, IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU
ASKING ME TO MOVE TO DENVER,
I WOULD HAVE BEEN LIVING WITH
JESSICA RIGHT NOW.
BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE WE'RE
MARRIED SOON AND WE NEED TO
REALLY THINK ABOUT THE NEXT
STEP AND A FAMILY AND ALL OF
THAT STUFF.
SO I FEEL LIKE NASHVILLE MAKES
MORE SENSE.
>> HELL, IT'S COUNTRY.
>> IT IS.
>> FITS ME MORE THAN L.A.
>> IT'S MORE...
>> FAMILY SCENE.
>> YOU KNOW, DOWN TO EARTH.
AND WE'RE MORE TO--
>> JAKE, JAKE, DON'T DO THAT.
DON'T DO THAT. OH, NO.
>> OH, NO. JAKE.
>> JAKE, COME HERE.
>> JAKE, JAKE, JAKE.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
>> COME HERE, BUDDY.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,.
>> COME HERE. COME HERE.
>> NO, NO.
HE'S READY TO GET OUT OF THERE.
>> YEAH, HE'S DONE.
>> BABE, I MISSED YOU.
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG.
I WANT--AFTER YOU'RE DONE WITH
THE DOGS, I WANT TO TAKE THIS
TO--[clicks tongue]
THE BEDROOM.
>> YEAH.
>> COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, AND I MISSED YOU.
>> I MISS YOU TOO.
>> MWAH!
[country style funk]
♪ ♪
>> HMM.
>> HEY, SYD.
>> HI.
I BABYSIT KIDS A LOT.
>> IS THIS YOUR TOILET SEAT?
>> NO, IT'S SO YOU CAN FEED HIM.
SO HE DOESN'T FALL BACK.
SO TODAY I'M BRINGING CASH OVER
SO THAT JESS AND ERIC CAN
KIND OF TEST IT OUT AND SEE,
LIKE, "ARE WE REALLY READY FOR
A KID OR NOT?"
AND THEY CAN SEE HOW MUCH WORK
THAT IT TAKES TO RAISE A CHILD.
>> GOT THE LITTLE BABY?
>> READY TO BABYSIT?
I THOUGHT YOU COULD WATCH HIM
FOR A LITTLE BIT.
>> OKAY. HI.
>> JUST SO YOU COULD SEE IF, YOU
KNOW, YOU'RE READY FOR IT.
>> DO I HAVE TO BREASTFEED HIM?
>> NO BREAST.
>> WHEW.
COME HERE, DARLING.
>> HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA BE
GONE FOR HERE?
>> A COUPLE HOURS.
I THINK THAT JESS AND ERIC ARE
READY TO START A FAMILY.
IT'S KIND OF WEIRD THINKING
ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE
ANY BABIES YET, AND I JUST SEE
THEM AS MY GOOFY SISTER AND
BROTHER.
BUT I THINK YOU COMPLETELY
CHANGE WHEN YOU HAVE BABIES.
AND I THINK THEY'LL BE ABLE TO
HANDLE IT VERY WELL.
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD.
>> YEAH.
WE'LL FIND OUT, WON'T WE?
>> OKAY, BYE.
>> YOU WANT A LITTLE FRIEND?
YOU WANT A LITTLE FRIEND?
READY?
UM!
MMM.
[giggles]
[baby cries]
>> AW.
>> COME HERE. COME HERE.
>> I DON'T THINK HE LIKES ME.
HE'S KINDA LIKE YOU.
I THINK HE'S GOT, LIKE, A.D.D.
>> HE DOESN'T WANT HIS MILK.
DID YOU DO THIS RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> I THINK HE WANTS THE REAL
THING.
HE KEEPS REACHING FOR IT.
ERIC, YOU'RE MESSY.
>> OH, NO.
HERE YOU GO, BUD.
HERE WE GO.
>> THERE WE GO.
[baby babbles]
OH, HE JUST FARTED ON ME.
>> [laughs]
>> OH, MY GOD.
I JUST FELT THE HEAT ON MY
STOMACH.
>> UH-OH.
>> UH-OH.
I THINK HE CRAPPED A LITTLE.
DO YOU THINK I LET IT HANG OUT
FOR A MINUTE OR I GET IT NOW?
AS I'M TAKING CARE OF THE BABY
I START REALIZING THAT MY
MATERNAL INSTINCT IS KICKING IN.
>> YOU WANT TO SMELL IT FIRST?
STICK A BEHIND IN YOUR NOSE.
AND IF YOU SMELL SOMETHING,
YOU KNOW.
>> IT FEELS LUMPY.
[gasps]
YOU THINK THAT MEANS THERE'S
SOMETHING IN THERE?
I KIND OF FEEL LIKE I KNOW WHAT
I'M DOING.
WE'RE DOING IT TOGETHER.
>> [laughs] NO.
>> YES, WE ARE.
IF YOU WANT TO BE A DAD, AND YOU
KEEP, YOU KNOW, DOING WHAT
YOU'RE DOING, TRYING TO GET ME
PREGNANT, THEN YOU NEED TO
FIGURE IT OUT.
>> I'VE PICKED UP DOG DIARRHEA
WITH PAPER TOWELS BEFORE, SO
I'M NOT AFRAID TO GET MESSY OR
OR TO SMELL A FOREIGN,
DISGUSTING SMELL.
[baby cries]
YOU'RE OKAY.
>> HOLD ON.
WE'RE JUST GONNA SEE.
>> BUT SHE HEARD THE NOISE,
SO SHE'S THE ONE RESPONSIBLE
FOR OPENING IT UP AND TAKE
CARE OF THE MESS.
>> AH!
ALL CLEAN!
YAY!
WE DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.
BEFORE SPENDING TIME WITH THE
BABY, I WAS VERY MUCH, LIKE,
WE NEED TO WAIT A COUPLE OF
YEARS.
THIS IS NOT THE TIME.
BUT NOW I'M REALIZING MAYBE
WE COULD HAVE THE BABY SOONER
THAN LATER.
I'M THINKING, LIKE, I CAN DO
THIS.
I'VE GOT MY APRON ON, I'VE GOT
THE BABY ON MY HIP, AND IT'S
COMING NATURAL.
YOU WANT TO HAVE A BABY?
>> I THINK MAYBE WE CAN WAIT A
COUPLE YEARS MAYBE.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
WOW.
YEAH, RIGHT.
>> I'M KIDDING.
I'M READY WHEN YOU ARE, BABY.
FOR JESS AND I RIGHT NOW,
I DON'T THINK IT'S TOO SOON.
>> THIS IS ALL DAY LONG.
>> WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
>> YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
>> NAH, HE TAKES NAPS.
>> WE'RE GONNA DO THIS?
>> YEAH.
>> WHICH WAY DO WE GO?
WHILE WE'RE HERE, WE MIGHT AS
WELL GET MAGNUM CONDOMS FOR
ERIC, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
ACTUALLY, WE DON'T USE ANYTHING
LIKE THAT.
>> YEAH, THAT'S WHY WE'RE IN
THIS PREDICAMENT.
>> [laughs]
OKAY.
WELL, HONESTLY, YOU KNOW THAT
LADY THAT'S ON THE COMMERCIAL
ALL THE TIME?
THIS THING RIGHT HERE.
SO I THINK THIS IS THE SITUATION
IT IS.
THIS IS THE WAY TO GO.
I COULD BE PREGNANT AGAIN THIS
MONTH.
I THINK I'M PREGNANT EVERY
MONTH, BUT THIS TIME IN
PARTICULAR, I REALLY FELT LIKE
OKAY, MAYBE THIS IS IT.
>> ARE YOU GUYS READY?
>> YES. CAN YOU CHECK ME OUT?
>> SHE THINKS SHE'S PREGNANT.
>> WELL, WE CAN ONLY HOPE.
>> WILL YOU BE THE GODFATHER?
[beeps]
>> WELL, OF COURSE.
>> THANK YOU.
HE MAY.
IT DOESN'T REALLY SURPRISE ME
IF PEOPLE RECOGNIZE ME ANYMORE
IN TOWN.
I THINK IT JUST KIND OF COMES
WITH THE TERRITORY.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS A BIG FOOTBALL
CITY, AND PEOPLE TAKE NOTICE.
LET'S GO PEE ON A STICK.
>> OKAY.
>> HEY, BABE.
>> WHAT'S THIS?
>> I DON'T KNOW, I'VE BEEN A
LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT IT, SO--
>> YOU'RE GONNA DO IT?
YOU GONNA TAKE IT?
>> YEAH. IF IT'S POSITIVE,
ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY WITH THAT?
>> IF IT HAPPENS.
GOOD THINGS WILL HAPPEN.
IF IT DOESN'T, WE'LL FIGURE
THE TIME OUT WHEN IT'S RIGHT.
>> OKAY.
>> LET'S GO TAKE IT.
>> OKAY. I'LL DO IT.
DON'T BE SCARED.
>> I'M THINKING ABOUT YOU.
MAKE SURE YOU GET A SOLID,
STREAM OF PEE ON IT.
I THINK WE BOTH NERVOUS.
WE'RE BOTH ANXIOUS, BUT REALLY
WHATEVER HAPPENS, YOU KNOW,
AGAIN, IT'S ALL IN GOD'S TIME.
ANYTHING?
>> I'M WAITING.
[toilet flushes]
>> IF IT'S POSITIVE, WE GOT
A KID ON THE WAY.
IF IT'S NEGATIVE, YOU KNOW, WE
CARRY ON WITH OUR CAREERS AND
WITH OUR LIVES.
>> HEY, BABE.
>> YES, SWEETHEART?
I KNOW THIS FACE.
YOU GOT SOMETHING TO TELL ME?
>> WE'RE NOT PREGNANT.
ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED?
>> NO.
YEAH.
>> I THINK ERIC WAS A LITTLE
BUMMED OUT, AND I FEEL LIKE I'M
ALWAYS DISAPPOINTING HIM
BECAUSE HE ALWAYS TELLS ME,
"I WANT BABIES.
I WANT TO HAVE KIDS NOW."
BUT I WILL SAY THAT THIS WHOLE
EXPERIENCE HAS KIND OF MADE ME
FEEL IF WE HAVE A BABY, WE'RE
GONNA BE FINE.
WELL, IT'S JUST NOT THE TIME.
>> YEAH.
>> NEXT TIME ON ERIC & JESSIE...
WE'RE LESS THAN A MONTH AWAY,
BABE.
>> WE'RE GOING TO THE DOMINICAN
REPUBLIC.
>> WOW.
WHOO-HOO!
>> [bleep]!
JESS, YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME.
>> AAH!
ONE OF MY BIGGEST PRIORITIES
IS TO FIND MY SISTER A HUSBAND.
I THINK THAT WE SHOULD ALL GO
ON A DOUBLE DATE.
>> I'M A GUY.
>> THEY WANT TO PUT THEIR "P"
IN A "V."
>> HE LOOKS SO OLD.
>> JUST GIVE HIM A TRY.