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Greetings penguins!
Well, it looks like we've got another beautiful day of blue skies and sunshine ahead of us, with snow covering the island.
Snow without any clouds? I always wonder how this happens?
Anywho, let's take a closer look at the weather conditions around the island.
Down at the Cove it's fine and sunny with a blanket of snow on the ground. And over at the Town it's also fine and sunny with snow on the ground.
Up at Ski Hill... you guessed it! Fine and sunny with snow on the ground!
And over here at the Dojo - also fine and sunny with snow on the ground. What a surprise!
We are beginning to receive reports that temperatures across the island are beginning to plummet.
The island is also beginning to get darker. It's as if something is capturing all the sunlight.
[in sarcastic voice] Club Penguin is no more. The island shall now be known as Club Herbert.
Wow, that is a much cooler name.
All hail our Illustrious Leader Supreme, Herbert P. Bear.
The gracious, wise and all-round awesome Herbert has destroyed EPF Command
and has stolen the sunlight with his Solar Laser.
So, any remaining EPF agents SHOULD definitely not disguise themselves as either Klutzy or Herbert. [hint, hint]
They definitely shouldn't infiltrate Herbert's Lair through the vent system by slipping past the Central Lockdown.
And they most definitely shouldn't shut down Security Terminal 1.
(You should definitely do this!!)