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Hello, crowd of none.
So you may remember we did The Daily RLP Episode 150 a while back, with special guests.
Well, it actually took 22 takes to record that.
We've got the best of the worst outtakes for you
right here, right now.
Initially, Lyle Roberts agreed to cohost with me
but, after doing a rather bad Pinky and the Brain impression,
it turned into a rather spectacular outtake.
The chorus is great.
I like the chorus.
I didn't realise until later that that's a reference to Pinky and the Brain.
Is it?
Yeah.
Where the exchange goes:
[As Pinky]: 'Gee Brain,
what do you want to do tonight?'
[As Brain]: 'The same thing we try to do every night, Pinky:
try to take over the world!'
[Silence]
[Laughs] Has it clicked in your head yet?
No, I didn't think so.
[Silence]
[Lyle laughs in squeal-like manner]
Goodnight, crowd of none.
[Lyle squeals]
Oh, oh, oh...good God. [Inhales]
We did eventually manage to convince him to come back on.
Mind you, this time, he was wearing a bicycle helmet and a panda on top of that.
That's my mascot, by the way, not a teddy!
In any case, it was me who started doing the corpsing
but I had good reason for it.
Ben was behind the camera, making silly faces like this!
Your Favorite Martian are about to release their latest music video
but the one they put up on YouTube two-gah...
[Laughs]
Hello, crowd of none. Welcome to Episode 150 of The Daily RLP. Your Favorite Martian... [Ryan and Lyle laugh]
[Ben]: Sorry!
Stop making those faces, Ben!
Stop rolling!
Hello, crowd of none. Welcome to Episode 150 of... [Speech descends into gibberish]
[Laughs]
[Clicks tongue] Guess I can't blame that one on Ben.
We did eventually manage to get to Lyle's bit but it seems he just can't speak on camera without corpsing like...
[Imitates Lyle's laugh]
...co-presenter for the first time, please welcome Lyle Roberts!
Hello.
Now, say 'hello, crowd of none'.
Hello, crowd of none! [Laughs]
Now, we're discussing 'Take Over The World', which is, erm...
[Lyle sighs]
...well, something we're gonna have to do again 'cause he started laughing.
I can't laugh when I'm doing this.
[Lyle]: Right, so I say 'hello, crowd of numb'. Right.
Crowd of 'numb' or 'none'?
None!
Alright. You do have a crowd of nine.
I know but only one viewer watches it.
Say 'a crowd of one' then! [Laughs]
Stop recording. [Lyle inhales]
Hmmm.
...so I decided to try and bounce back with Ben and Sheena presenting alongside me.
[Lens cap flick] [Bed springs creak]
Hello, crowd of none. Welcome to Episode 150 of The Daily RLP.
[Sheena giggles] Let's stop --
You know how they say the start is the hardest bit? Well...!
For this special episode, I thought I'd talk about the Your Favorite Martian music video 'Take Over The World'!
[Sheena]: That's wrong. That is wrong, Ryan.
You didn't introduce us, Ryan! [Laughs]
Then, on Take 13, we managed to get close to the end, when suddenly...
...and I suppose, what I'd do if I took over the world is I suppose I'd...
...clap everything off and on like this. [Claps twice] [Lens cap flick]
[Claps twice] [Lens cap flick]
Mmmm!
Nice.
So, yeah.
Errrr...
...I've f...
...I've forgotten what I was gonna say.
[Lyle snickers]
No, Ryan!
[Lyle]: We were so far in!
Awwww.
Now, if you've seen the episode, you'll know that Sheena hits me in the head with a cushion and Ben hits me in the head with a panda.
It's a mascot, not a teddy bear!
But it didn't quite go according to plan, as Take 14 illustrates.
Don't be ridiculous! Do you think I'd let these two watch Your Favorite Martian? Absolutely not!
[Thud] Ooh!
[Sheena]: [Laughing] Ben!
[Sheena's laughing drowns out Ryan's speech]
[Ben]: That's what we were meant to do!
Maybe I haven't got all the power in the world! [Sheena, Lyle and Ben laugh]
[With false 'Deep South' accent]: And that's what happens when you miss your cues, see!
[In normal voice]: I mean, I shouldn't be too *** them. I mean, I put everything in the wrong place as well.
I lost my memory at times...
...heavy on the rock side but not enough to go on the heavy metal stuff, which is good...
...'cause, as it sounds...as it is, it sounds a little bit 'emo' already.
Now...
...stop.
...and I got distracted by things going on in the background.
Hello, crowd of none. Welcome to Episode 150 of The Daily RLP. For this special episode, I've actually managed to bring in my cousin Ben and my sister Sheena
to talk about the Your Favorite Martian music video...
[Sheena giggles]
[Ben laughs] [Sheena and Lyle laugh]
[Lyle]: You were...
[Ben]: Why are youse like that?
That's it for this episode of The Daily RLP.
[Using false US accent]: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to...
...stop.
...you right there.
[In normal voice]: By the way, this isn't gonna be a daily vlog anymore. I'll just come back occasionally
but one thing I've learnt from looking at other vlogs is that I need to cut it all together...
As is already happening now!
...but also I've got to try and make it
more fun and I've gotta start enjoying myself 'cause before it was all tedious, like:
[In low voice]: 'Uuuurgh...not again.
Why doesn't he just go and get a knife already?'
But anyway, I'm gonna enjoy myself a bit more in future vlogs now.
Here's hoping.
And I'll come back occasionally.
Wait a minute. Fingers crossed means...I'm lying, right?
Or does it mean good luck?
Anyways, goodnight, crowd of none!
[Flicks lens cap]
Now...
...stop.