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TWILIGHT: She can't just sleep in the guest room!
Princess Celestia requires a fortress of knowledge, and as her faithful student, it's my job to make YOU build it for her!
Great idea. You clean, and I'll get some fresh air so I don't overwork myself!
RARITY: You're such a little star! I'm going to make you a bow tie.
Oh, you're so cute!
Oh, you're my favorite!
Ooh, so posh!
You're my new favorite, yes you are!
TWILIGHT: You're so much better than Spike.
You're going to make Spike look like chopped liver!
I can use you as a bookmark.
APPLEJACK: Okay, here's the whole list of Applejackisms, so just pick your favorite.
T'aint no thing, Twilight!
Easier than selling jars of mud and callin' it applesauce!
Like taking eye candy from a baby dragon!
Easier than line dancin' with a rattlesnake!
Easier than convincin' Apple Bloom her cutie mark was applesauce!
Easy as square dancin' with a cardboard box!
Easy as a barn raisin' on the moon!
Easy as collectin' on Granny Smith's life insurance!
Easier than Big Macintosh usin' his back problems to write off taxes!
Simple as the black and white morality of what we've done!
She's a few hoes short of a hoedown.
She's a few apples short of a peach cobbler.
She's a few rattlesnakes short of a meatloaf.
She's a few shipping crates short of a dinin' room set.
RARITY: Oh, but we have nothing in common!
I like giant hats, and you like ugly hats.
Just listen to me, I'm the one who majored in hat making and minored in scarf making.
I simply cannot imagine losing to those amateurs and their tacky cloud collage.
I'm sure that's what you kept telling yourself while you were lassoing that village!
I'm sure that's what you kept telling yourself while you were setting the charges!
Thank you for inviting us into your ramshackle hut.
TWILIGHT: You and Applejack will have to stay here! It'll be like you're my pets!
RARITY: How lovely... but I couldn't stay here all night... with Twilight.
What was that, Applesack?
You wouldn't want to trigger another of Twilight's violent episodes, would you?
TWILIGHT: Terrified hugging: check!
Wait, did I say war? I meant s'mores!
RARITY: I must warn you, that if you fall behind, you'll be LEFT behind.
Why must you eat ALL my metaphors?
TWILIGHT: I hope you're cool with robots, Applejack, 'cuz this is where it gets tricky!
I almost wish Spike was around, he could at least play the dinosaur!
Alright Applejack, time to strap you into your wetsuit.
You're even better in this role than Twilight Sparkle!
That was even better than the next time we'll do the same thing!
RARITY: I like your style...
That was your chance to hit her!
APPLEJACK: Oh, I wanna go back to my chocolate puddle.
I am so gonna crush you.
The south will rise again!
Less gawkin', more sockin'!
SPIKE: I tried to grab onto the phone line, but Twilight made me cut them!
Waah, everything burns!
At least I broke the telescope's fall.
At least there's rain to wash the blood away!
RARITY: Oh... I look as ugly as you do!
TWILIGHT: Attention royal subjects!
Ponyville's got smoke up the ***!
APPLEJACK: What in the name of Lee's ghost is a non-baby dragon doin' outside Molestia?
What in the name of Lee's ghost is a non-baby dragon doin' outside of a zoo?
DASH: I hear dragons kill everything that moves. Just like dinosaurs!
FLUTTERSHY: Oh! Good. I'll find my tire iron...
Oh! Good. I'll just find my wood chipper...
Oh! Good. I'll go find my machete, and...
TWILIGHT: Fluttershy, let's stay on task. Which artery contains the most dragon blood?
RARITY: Boogey down!
Oh, they'll never get here. Wanna make out?
APPLEJACK: What's that, cabbage patch?
What's that, pastry face?
Biscuits.
RARITY: Well, rock me!
Should I laugh or cry!?
APPLEJACK: Don't worry, we'll be there quicker'n a harvest in a famine!
Don't worry, we'll be there Nestlé Quik!
Don't worry, we'll be there quick as a quick draw!
Don't you worry, we'll be there quicker than a tax man after Christmas!
Haven't we chroma keyed enough?
RARITY: What doesn't kill me makes me stronger!
I give up, let's just crush this thing's face!
TWILIGHT: Everybody hug!
Dragon, take a letter.
Dragon dragon dragon dragon...
Dragon...
Dragon...
Dragon.
Dragon...
Dragon dragon...
Draaagon...
Dragon.
Dragon dragon.
Dragon.
Take a letter.
FLUTTERSHY'S DAD: World's best dad...
So much gold...
I'm just rollin' in gold...
Look at all my gold!
Mmm, I'm so rich and wealthy.
So comfortable in all this gold.
No one will get my gold on the toppa this here mountain.
Nice real estate, on my gold.
Pretty nice that all this gold was just up here.
I love gold.
Ah, Fluttershy...
...exploiting my daughter for personal gain...
...I don't have a daughter, I have a son..!
Aw man, why did I ever fall in love with that pony..?
Sometimes my daughter can be such a disappointment...
Are you still angry because I threw your Velveteen Rabbit in that fire?
Because, you know, I was just tryin' to teach you a lesson about the circle of life... via, the ring of fire...
...and, I told you you had leukemia, because, you know, leukemia builds character, and I wanted you to be strong, 'cause you're daddy's little girl, you know...
...you're gonna be a dragon one day, you need to be strong.
DASH: Then my eye doctor said, "You definitely need glasses!" And I kicked him in the face!
That's when my rainbow mark appeared!
APPLE BLOOM: Hooray...
Hooray...
I can use you as a reference!
I woulda screamed louder, but I missed Cheerilee's lecture on how to scream properly!
Bu-caw!
I give up, I'm just gonna go home, spin in circles, eat paper, and rub my head against poles like I normally do!
TWILIGHT: Oh Apple Bloom, I already ate all your paper.
APPLE BLOOM: I'll never go to college...
DIAMOND TIARA: Then the seven of us are going to, like, crazy laugh at your faces.
Then the seven of us are going to, like, crazy talk smack behind your back.
As long as Twilight doesn't show up and destroy the bounce house again, this is going to be my best Mark Mitzvah yet.
SILVER SPOON: It's going to be like snack city.
It's going to be a snack city.
It's going to be a safe haven for snack foods.
There are going to be so many snacks there.
It's going to be a Mesopotamia of snacks.
A night of snacks, no regrets.
I'm like crazy good at this.
And stop making that face, it's super ugly! Oh my God, stop it!
I love Mr. Boxter.
Mr. Boxter-
Mr. Boxter is the best.
Nice dress, but you'll never be as beautiful, or smell as good as Diamond Tiara.
No one insults my Diamond Tiara like that!
I don't speak Scootenese.
Finally, we get to see you in your true form.
Finally, your true form has been revealed to us.
Ha! Without that dress, it looks like I'm the second prettiest now!
Nice try... idiot-face!
Oh, it's so good...
DIAMOND TIARA: Okay, everyone, it looks like it's time for pin the tail on the Apple Bloom!
SILVER SPOON: My name is Silver Spoon...
...and this is my voice.
Idiot-face!
It feels good to laugh!
DIAMOND TIARA: Wow, Apple Bloom, can't afford clothes?
Wow, Apple Bloom, talk about being fashionably... LATE!
Pass the note!
SILVER SPOON: I like really need that.
Pass the note.
Pass the note to me.
Pass the note to meee.
I like, really need that.
I need that.
That's very important, I need that.
That's like, really important, I need it.
DIAMOND TIARA: Do you smell that delicious smell, Silver Spoon?
SILVER SPOON: Smells like blood in the water.
DIAMOND TIARA: But it's actually emotional blood. I call it sadness.
GRIFFIN: Moving on... to.
Bon-Bon.
Bon-Bon sayin' I didn't put those in my bag.
BON-BON: I DIDN'T PUT THOSE IN MY BAG!!
SWEETIE BELLE: [ The cutie mark locators. ]
[ Cutie mark acquisition program. ]
[ Operation: friendship bonding. ]
[ The confederacy of friendship! ]
DADDITY: Well, dont'cha know!
Dont'cha know!
Dont'cha know!
He says "don'tcha know!"
What am I thinking of!?
Well, don'tcha know...
Oh Rarity, your little sister made us such a fine breakfast, don'tcha know?
CANADIAN PEOPLE! That's what I was thinking of!
'ey, champ!
'ey, bucko!
Oh, dont'cha know, my little princess!
Oi, maple syrup!
Canadian bacon!
Whaddya want me to say, Sherclop?
Ha, dont'cha know?
'kay, there ya go.
Neighagra Falls, here we come!
Seatbelts are for chumps!
Vroom vroom!
Something feels familiar about this...
We're sure gonna have a good time living, dont'cha know?
RARITY: Well, I hardly see how you loving me is going to help bring about the destruction of anything!
APPLEJACK: It's a word liberals invented that means "winning at all costs."
It means "uncivil." You know, bad mannered?
It's a word liberals invented that means "protecting your family."
I oughta strangle ya to death, you little cart-puller!
Apple Bloom! Don't let that sheep beat'cha!
Get outta my way, fence!
During the war, we used to make fires like this all the time, except we used our enemies as firewood!
Hold on there, corn cob!
Hold on there, moonshine distillery!
Meatloaf and gravy!
Gravy, gravy, gravy!
Chocolate gravy!
Don't you worry your withers, little britches!
Rattlesnakes!
Meatloaf!
SWEETIE BELLE: { Because life is important? }
{ Because life is worth protecting? }
{ Because all life deserves a chance? }
{ I am creating an art collage. Horray! }
{ I am displaying your entire life's work. Hooray! }
{ I have put on display all of your casual hobby. }
{ Behold! My love has manifested in the form of an art. }
{ Uh, well, yes, but I see them lying around all the time... }
{ I just wish there was something special we could do together that didn't involve me... }
{ ...Sweetie Botching anything up! }
{ We can explore them together! }
{ I shall map out a perimeter for maximized good times! }
{ At least I don't FALL down the stairs when my... war injury flares up! }
{ At least I don't FALL down the stairs because some shrapnel is stuck in my leg! }
{ Jealousy sensors are full... }
{ Rarity never takes prisoners! }
{ Rarity never takes prisoners with ME! }
{ Rarity always has a fair trial. }
{ But death is simply a part of the circle of life. }
{ But without death, life has no meaning. }
{ One lives one's death, one dies one's life. }
{ I think of death only with tranquility as an end. }
{ I refuse to let death hamper life. }
{ Death must enter life only to define it. }
{ Yaaaaaaaay! }
{ Ah ha ha ha ha, Rarity's jokes are the best. }
TWILIGHT: Dear Princess Celestia,
Today, on a separate adventure, I learned that they make cake out of ice cream!
Woah!
Woah!
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today, on a separate adventure, I learned that the letters in my name spell skillet wit graph!
Can I change my name again?
Your faithful student,
Whooo knooows?
Your faithful student,
Midnight Twinklestone.
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today, on a separate adventure, I learned that you don't really need to forgive and forget...
...just forget!
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle.
SPIKE: My name is Spike the Dragon...
...and I'd like to thank you for considering me for the Hearth's Warming Eve pageant!
Now I see
That if I were...ly to be myself
I would break my family's heart!
Can you feel life
Moving down your spine
Ooh, you try and try to ignore
Yeah!
Can you feel time
Slipping down your spine
Ooh, you try to [???]
Yeah!
I'm flying high
Defying gravity.
SILVER SPOON: Um, you mean your second best friend, right?
Right?
Di-Diamond Tiara?
Come on, Diamond, just say it, say you're my...
...say you're my best friend.
I love- I love you, Diamond Tiara.
I mean...
Oh my God...
Apple Bloom's so stupid.
Am I right...
...Diamond Tiara? She's so s- crazy and dumb!
We should... go...
Let's just have a- let's just have a impromptu sleepover, right now!
Diamond Tiara, where are you going?
Stupid, stupid Silver Spoon, not again...
Just tell her- just tell her how you feel, okay?
Just DO IT! Just man up!
GRIFFIN: Well, that was- that was a lot of fun. On with the script.
Apples...
Lemme highlight this.
We're going to be highlighting everything I've recorded today!
This is my Doctor, uh... Doofenshmirtz impression!
From... Phineas and Ferb!
Ah, Perry the Platypus, how predictable!
And by predictable, I mean completely- uh...
...I dunno, dictable, I guess!
I am Pinkie Pie, and this is how I do my voice!
CARROT PONY: We made a welcoming banner.
We made a welcoming banner.
Fire burns things!
Fire is hot!
Fires are bad!
Fire is only for sometimes.
Fire is made of the sun.
Carrot Pony has arrived!
Parties are for grown-ups too!
I'm friends with Diamond Tiara!
I can't dance without music!
Now I'm alone...
GRIFFIN: Say somethin'.
IAN {Dr. American}: Hello?
GRIFFIN: Cool. Alright.
Go ahead and just say it... three times.
You're walkin' along, someone's like, "Can I buy some apples?" and you're just like...
IAN: I'm American.
GRIFFIN: Perfect. Just do it, like, three more times.
IAN: I'm American.
I'm American.
I'm American.
GRIFFIN: How about, faster, just like-
IAN: I'm American!
I'M AMERICAN!
GRIFFIN: Wait, pause, sheet out...
Hold on a second...
IAN: I'm American.
I'm American.
I'm American.
I'm...
...American.
GRIFFIN: More- just stupidly, like: ...American.
GRIFFIN: More- just stupidly, like:
"I'm American!"
IAN: I'm American.
I'm... American.
I'm American!
GRIFFIN: Not George W. Bush.
Do it again!
IAN: I'm an American.
GRIFFIN: One more time!
IAN: I- Jesus f***ing Christ!
I'm American! Jesus!
I'm American.
I'm American.
I'm...
GRIFFIN: Keep goin'.
IAN: American?
I'm...
GRIFFIN: Hey- Hey mister! Can you buy some apples?
American. GRIFFIN: Hey- Hey mister! Can you buy some apples?
GRIFFIN: Hey- Hey mister! Can you buy some apples?
IAN: I'm American.
GRIFFIN: Alright, uh, that's good. You did- you did, like, a minute of recording.
But can you just say it one more time, and this time...
...stupidly.
Just like, "I'm American!"
IAN: Wait, wait, lemme channel... Just like, "I'm American!"
IAN: Wait, wait, lemme channel...
GRIFFIN: Channel your inner stupid.
IAN: This shouldn't be too hard.
GRIFFIN: In your most American accent possible. IAN: This shouldn't be too hard.
GRIFFIN: In your most American accent possible.
IAN: ...I'm American.