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Hey guys,
you know what pisses me off about people nowadays?
When they get into a relationship,
it just feels as if all of a sudden you're not worth as much to them as you used to be.
Like,
people are just settling for friendships until they find something better.
I think nowadays, a lot of us seem to think of our friends as,
here one day, and gone the next.
So we like to think that we're doing ourselves justice by dumping our friends of MANY YEARS,
over some guy who we've only known for two *** weeks.
You got to love the people who act all high and mighty,
just because they've found someone,
as if to say,
"All single are pathetic, and I have true happiness now"
"So I don't need you guys anymore"
Well guess what, ***!
You may not be single anymore,
but that doesn't make you a better *** person!
And it probably most likely means that you really don't know what love is,
because,
you obviously have it in your mind that you need a man in your life to love yourself,
so, your relationship is most likely going to crash so *** brutally,
it's going to make the Titanic look like *** sea world!
You know what?
I firmly believe that we learn to love, through our friends,
and that if you treat your friends like ***,
you're most likely going to treat your partner like *** too!
And I know this will most likely make me sound naive as ***,
but I don't give a ***!
I am lucky enough I have good enough friends,
who are willing to balance their friendships and relationships,
and make them BOTH work!
But,
I have experienced many occasions of being third-wheeled by many people,
and it ain't pleasant!
Let me tell you something,
I am in my first ever relationship
and I must admit,
it is hard balancing friendships and relationships,
but I always try to make compromises.
But I'm not saying there shouldn't be a time where it's just the two of you,
that's not what I'm saying at all,
but if it's been three weeks,
and you've barely seen your friends in that period of time,
prepare to start sucking on some dicks!
Or ***'s!
Or both!
At the same time!
Win them back,
and let them know
that they haven't become nothing just because you have a man in your life!
Because you know what I say?
I may have a BF,
but my BFF's, have that extra F,
which means,
that BFF's are something very special.
Your BFF's will most likely have been with you,
FROM. THE. BEGINNING!
Heck!
They'd be the reason why you had any reseamblance of a social life!
So how about we start being *** grateful for what our BFF's have given us,
because for many people,
if it weren't for the BFF's,
they would've never had a BF!
And to all you single people out there,
who are dealing with this dilemma,
HOW DARE!
Your so-called "friends",
punish you for being single!
Do the *** hairflip,
and be proud that you're a strong independant black woman who don't need no man!
Mhm! *snap* ;)
God, it breaks my heart that I can't do the ghetto accent.