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Okay, so this is a bit of a trigger warning. I decided to do this video V-Log where I'll
be talking about my modern take on a biblical passage.
As opposed to acting it out, because I don't know about you,
but I'm not very good at playing more than one person at one time.
So, I hope you enjoy it, because I worked very *** it.
And, uh, I think it's really good. So, enjoy. Stay cool.
Nobody doin' what I'm doin? The parable of the lost son?
Well, they might be but I'm doing my take, and I'm gonna give you my story.
So you know what, I've got ya, don't even trip.
You don't need to say anything, we got you dawg.
You're our boy, dawg, don't even trip. So, the parable of the lost son.
My modern take on it, of course, you've got the rich father character,
you've got the rebellious son, you've got the obedient slave-son.
So, you've got this father, and instead of being a rich land owner,
like he's so much known as, he owns a bunch a burger chains.
Because knowing America, a lot of people would invest in fast food,
and stuff that would make you become overweight. So, the son, of course, is like,
"Well, I want to have my own place. I wanna be free. I wanna be independent."
So, what he does is he's like, "Give me my share of this business."
So, he gets the share, and now he's out on the streets.
He's like, "I'm challenging you, papa. Bring it on."
Bring it on, daddy-o. So, he goes out on the streets, and everything's
fine. Except, once he runs out of money.
'Cause he's to busy, all about the money, I have the money.
We've got to have... money. And in the words of Regis Philbin,
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" So, he's going to go broke eventually, 'cause
he wastes it. I'm going to, instead of him having to sell a pig,
of course, who in a fast food chain sells a pig?
I am going to have him, instead, have some real expensive, high class, clothing, high
class phones. Something a lot of people want in today's
modern world. It turns out, since he's selling these high
class phones, since they update a new one like every single
week, the value for his phone, by the time he ends
up selling it, becomes useless. So, he's broke, he's got this nice phone,
but no one wants to buy it. What is he gonna do?
Fate is a cruel snake with bitter herbs and spices.
Well, he comes crawling back, and he comes and you'd think, his father would probably
say, "It's time to pay the price!" From the T to the P to the P,
P to the A to the Y. It's time to pay the price, today.
*Beatboxing* It's time to pay the price!
But, you know what, he doesn't. He goes and commands to put him on a pedestal.
To give him some nice, even trendier clothing. Because now he's probably like a wreck.
Like a homeless person with the fingerless gloves.
So, he's like "Clothe him! CLOTHE HIM NOW!!!" With, like, all this sweet bling.
Guess what time it is. Party time! Cool party! He he he.
Uh, so, they dance, they have fun. But now, of course, his brother, whose been
slaving over at the grill for who knows how many years.
Cookin' up burger after burger. Cleanin' the vat.
Well, what does he have to say about this? He's green with envy.
He's going, "but what about me?" Why don't I get the clothes?
Why don't I get the praise? I followed you.
And you know what? You know what his papa says?
His papa says that he (the slave son) shouldn't worry, 'cause this guy has become the lowest
of the low. He's gone as far downhill as you can without
getting a reality show based off of you. And he's sunk low.
And now, he's risen up! He's come back! He's made a great, um, 36- no, a 360 would
be, um... going back to the way he was.
Well, I guess- yeah, so he made a 360 because he went from rich to being poor back to being
rich again. All with the help from his papa.
So, the moral of the story is, you know, be ready, be prepared.
And I feel with my modern take, people will be better able to understand that.
'Cause people can relate to the phones being different, and all that stuff being different.
Not being exactly the same from how they are. So, I hope you enjoyed my take, I think I did
a pretty good job. So, yeah, thank you and have a nice day.
So he's now spending all his money, he's now wasting it all on this nice clothing.
Nice socks, golden socks. Then from out from nowhere, comes this crazed
man. He's coming, he has an evil smile on him.
Oh no, he backs away in fear. Oh no, he's coming for me now. What am I gonna do?
Can I stay here and become the diet of worms? Or do I go away and try to make it out of
here alive? Of course, he spends too much time thinking,
and he soon becomes a lying carcass. Cold. And now, he has nothing. He stands for nothing.
Why? Because he spent too much time thinking instead of actually doing.
And that's the moral of the story. Thank you.
This is MTV Cribs: Mattathon Edition. Uh, let's see what we've got here!
We've got a desk, a nice looking desk. A tree. It's still the season.
We've got the closet.
Board games. Girl Talk, a personal favorite of mine.
Scrabble. Monopoly.
We've got a, uh, kitchen.
And in the kitchen, we've got cups. And.
I BELIEVE IN DRASTIC MY SOUL!