Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
>>>ING WITH COME TO -- WELCOME
TO "RED EYE."
WINNING A GRAMMY FOR MY ALBUM
"HELP."
IT IS NOT A REMAKE OF THE
BEATLES, BUT SEVERAL MEN
SCREAMING THAT I RECORDED IN
MY ACTIVITY PIT.
I THINK YOU WILL LIKE IT.
NOW TO ANDY LEVY FOR A PRE
GAME REPORT.
WHAT IS COMING UP ON TO --
TONIGHT'S SHOW?
>> IT IS TIME FOR NEWT
GINGRICH TO DROP OUT OF THE
RACE?
SOME SAY YES, BUT OTHERS SAY
HECK NO.
THE OTHERS WERE MITT ROMNEY.
AND A LEADING MEMBER OF
EGYPT'S MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD
SAYS ANY CUT IN AID COULD
THREATEN THE PEACE TREATY WITH
ISRAEL.
THE SHOCKING STORY A LOT OF
PEOPLE SAW COMING.
WHAT DOES "THE VIEW" THINK
ABOUT CHRIS BROWN?
THE STORY THAT COULD ACTIVATE
YOUR GAG REFLEX.
>> THANK YOU.
>> I CAN'T WAIT TO -- UNTIL I
GET HOME.
>> YOU KNOW I AM ALLERGIC TO
NUTS AND CHEWS.
>> NO HINTS?
>> LET'S JUST SAY THE WORD
STRAPPING IS INVOLVED.
>> GREAT, YOU GOT ME A SPORTS
BANDAGE FROM MY SPRAINED
LUMBAR.
>> IT IS MORE OF AN ADJECTIVE
THAN A NOUN.
I DON'T FOLLOW.
BUT I AM DONE WITH YOU.
LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST.
I AM HERE WITH FOX BUSINESS
NETWORK REPORTER.
HIS COME -- COMEDY ACT IS
BIGGER THAN HIS SKULL.
YOU CAN HEAR HIM WEEKDAYS ON
SI RI USXM RADIO.
IT IS MY REPULSIVE SKIDMARK,
BILL SCHULZ.
IT IS JOHN PHILIPS, THE HOST
OF THE JOHN PHILIPS SHOW.
AND HE IS AN INKY IRRITATION
WITH DECLINING POPULATION.
SCREW YOU, PINCH.
>> TODAY THE NATION SECTION
PROFILES WALK DENVER, AN
ORGANIZATION THAT ENCOURAGES
FAT LOCALS TO WALK TO WORK
RATHER THAN DRIVE.
IN THOSE TEMPERATURES, THERE
IS AS MUCH A CHANCE OF THAT AS
ME WALKING, PERIOD.
I AM SO IMMOBILE.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> IN ANY VALENTINE'S DAY
CARDS FROM FELLOW PAPERS ?
>> I HAVEN'T GOT A LETTER FROM
THE BOSTON GLOBE IN YEARS.
SHE CAUGHT ME WITH THE POST
AND THE POST IS MAIL.
THAT MADE IT EVEN MORE
AWKWARD.
>> SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THAT.
>> NO, I DON'T THINK YOU ARE.
YOU SAID SCREW YOU, SO YOU
DON'T CARE.
NICE TURTLE NECK.
>> THANK YOU.
>>> CAN A BUREAUCRAT GONE WILD
TELL YOU HOW TO FEED YOUR
CHILD.
5* NORTH CAROLINA PRESCHOOLER,
IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND?
HE WAS FORCED TO CONSUME THREE
CHICKEN NUGGETS, YES THREE,
FOR LUNCH LAST MONTH BECAUSE A
STATE EMPLOYEE TOLD HER THE
MEAL MOM PACKED DIDN'T MEET
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF
AGRICULTURE'S NUTRITIONAL
GUIDELINES.
THE VISION OF CHILD
DEVELOPMENT AND EARLY
EDUCATION -- IT IS ACTUALLY A
THING, REQUIRES THAT PRE KPB
AND J'S MEET THE USDA
GUIDELINES AND THE GIRLS'S
TURKEY SAND WITCH WITH BANANA
AND POTATO CHIPS AND APPLE
JUICE DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT.
THEY DICTATE THAT MANY HUMAN'S
MEALS MUST CONSIST OF A SINGLE
SERVING OF MEAT, MILK AND
GRAIN ALONG WITH TWO SERVINGS
OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES EVEN
IF THE GRUB COMES FROM HOME.
SOMEHOW THE EMPLOYEE NUGGETS
MOVED THE KIDS' LUNCH INTO THE
GOOD CATEGORY.
AND THAT IS BUREAU RAW SEE FOR
YOU.
BEUROCRACY FOR YOU.
THEY SENT HER A NOTE STATE
THAGHT KIDS WHO DID NOT BRING
A HEALTHY LUNCH WOULD BE
OFFERED THE MISSING PORTIONS
WHICH WOULD RESULT IN A FEE
WHICH IN HER CASE WAS
$10,000.
>> WHAT?
>> NO, IT WAS $1.25.
I EAT THE SAME THING FOR LUNCH
EVERY DAY.
I BELIEVE WE HAVE TAPE OF ME
IN THE FOX CAFETERIA.
>> THAT'S
HOW I LOST SO MUCH
WEIGHT.
DOESN'T THIS MAKE YOU WANT TO
MOVE OUT OF THIS COUNTRY TO
SOMEPLACE LIKE IDAHO?
>> THAT WOULD BE TOO MANY
CARBS.
THE PROBLEM WITH THIS STORY IS
THAT SHE IS FOUR YEARS OLD AND
SHE WAS PETITE.
IF SHE WAS BIGGER WOULD WE
STILL HAVE THE PROBLEM?
WHAT IF SHE DIDN'T LIKE MEAT?
IF THERE WAS NO MEAT IN HER
TURKEY SANDWICH WOULD THEY GET
THE FINE AS WELL?
>> AND VEGANS WOULD BE UP IN
ARMS AND PICKET BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT VEGANS DO.
>> THE PROBLEM WITH THE STORY
IS I'M PRETTY SURE -- I AM NOT
A VIE GAN, BUT I KNOW THAT.
THE PROBLEM IS, I DON'T THINK
IT IS TRUE.
I ACTUALLY DON'T BUY THIS
STORY.
I DON'T BUY IT THAT A LUNCH
AID CAME AND TOLD THE GIRL
WHAT A PERFECTLY HEALTHY LUNCH
IT WAS.
IT SOUNDS LIKE A WASHINGTON
TIMES STORY TO TELL AMERICA
THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS TELLING
YOU WHAT TO EAT.
BY THE WAY, I THINK SOMEONE
SHOULD TELL US WHAT TO EAT
HAVE YOU SEEN US?
>> A CHICKEN NUGGET IS
HEALTHY, BUT IS IT JUST ME?
>> CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE
PROBABLY -- THEY SHOULD BE A
VEGETABLE THEY ARE THAT GOOD.
>> I WANT TO ENROLL IN THIS
SCHOOL.
IF YOU JUST SHOW UP WHEN THE
FRIED CHICKEN FAIRY COMES AND
YOU JUST GET FRIED CHICKEN, I
WANT TO BE THERE.
>> THIS IS AN AMAZING STEP
FORWARD IN THE SENSE OF
CREATING A NEW CURRENCY.
FOR EXAMPLE IF I GO TO YOUR
SHOP AND I ASK FOR SOMETHING
AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE CORRECT
CHANGE YOU COULD GIVE ME
NUGGETS.
AND THEN OVER TIME WE ALL JUST
DEAL IN NUGGETS.
>> NUGGETS ARE WHAT IS WRONG
WITH AMERICA.
>> ANYTHING THAT IS A NEWING
TBET, GO AHEAD -- NUGGET, GO
AHEAD, GREG.
TELL ME ABOUT A NUGGET THAT
WAS HEALTHY.
>> OUR COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
GOLD NUGGETS, SIR.
>> THAT YOU CAN EAT.
ANY NUGGET YOU CAN EAT THAT IS
GOOD FOR YOU.
>> THERE HAVE BEEN PEOPLE THAT
SURVIVED ON CERTAIN NUGGETS.
>> AGAIN, SURVIVING.
>> U I KNOW WHERE THIS IS -- I
KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.
THIS IS AN INDICTMENT OF GRAPE
NU
TSES.
>> THOSE ARE NOT NEWING
TBETS.
>> THEY ARE NUGGETS.
THEY ARE TINY NUGGETS.
BILL, I WANT TO BRING YOU IN.
I DISAGREE AND I THINK THIS
STORY IS 100% LEGITIMATE.
I HAVE NO PROOF OTHER THAN I
READ THE STORY AND I SAW IT
SHOW UP IN OTHER PLACES.
THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
HOW WILL THIS AFFECT YOUR DIET
OF BROWN BAGGED DISCARDED
OBJECTS WHILE DUMPSTER
DIVING.
>> I FEEL LIKE I WILL GET A
BETTER DIVE BECAUSE THEY THREW
AWAY THE GOOD STUFF AND FORCE
FED THE NUGGET.
NOW I HAVE EVERYTHING SHE HAD
WHICH IS GREAT.
TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION I
GOOGLED HEALTHY CHICKEN
NUGGETS AND THEY EXIST.
THE WAY TO MAKE THEM HEALTHY,
AND THIS IS VERY SIMPLE, YOU
BAKE THEM RATHER THAN FRY
THEM.
McDONALDS FRYS THEM MAKING
THEM BAD.
AND ALSO YOU SHOULD USE REAL
CHICKEN.
McDONALDS ALSO DOESN'T --
>> I DISAGREE.
I THINK THERE ARE THINGS
HEALTHIER THAN CHICKEN THAT
YOU CAN TURN INTO A NUGGET,
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU
CALL IT CHICKEN OR NOT.
>> WHERE DID THE NUGGET
CONCEPT COME FROM?
THE FACT THAT WE ARE FEEDING
OUR KIDS THE BITE SIZED THINGS
AND EVERYTHING IS DEEP FRIES
AND BREADED.
IT IS SO CONTRIVED THE FOOD WE
EAT WE FORCE INTO OUR FAT
LITTLE KIDS.
>> IT IS AN EVOLUTION IN
AMERICA.
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CUT MY
OWN FOOD.
I AM A GO GETTER.
I AM A MAN ON THE MOVE.
I DO SO MANY THINGS IN ONE
DAY.
PLEASE SEPARATE THE FOOD.
BREAD IT FOR ME.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT,
LAUREN THIS.
>> I THINK YOU STUMPED ME.
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU --
>> I CANNOT ANSWER THAT
QUESTION.
>> I DON'T HAVE TIME.
>> I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE
TIME.
>> YOU HAVE SEEN ME EAT YOUR
FOOD.
>> TRUE.
>> YES.
>> YOU ARE JUMPING TO
CONCLUSIONS.
THE ARTICLE DOESN'T SAY -- PRE
PRE -- PRESUMING WE READ THE
SAME ARTICLE WHETHER THEY WERE
FRIED OR BAKED.
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
GUYS, BUT WHEN I COME ON THIS
PROGRAM AND I TELL YOU WHAT TO
READ I DO MAURY SEARCH AND I
READ OTHER OR THE CALS -- AND
I READ OTHER ARTICLES.
>> THAT WAS YOUR MISTAKE.
NOW YOU LOOK THE FOOL.
>> RUT ONE WEARING THE CIA
MASK.
>> I HAPPEN TO BE GOING TO A
***-*** TURTLE NET GATHERING.
>> DID YOU RIDE A MOTORCYCLE?
>> YES, I DID.
>> NO, SHE LARRY FROM THE
SECOND SEASON OF "THREE'S
COMPANY."
>> LEAVE LARRY OUT.
WAIT, COMING FROM YOU WHO IS
WEARING THE GREG GUTFELD LINE,
THE V NECK SWEATER.
>> I LOOK LIKE THE GUY WHO IS
GUY WHO IS GETTING THE GIRL
LIKE JACK.
>> YOU LOOK LIKE THE GUY
BEHIND THE PLANTER WITHOUT A
DATE.
>> AND NO PANTS.
>> I WILL TELL YOU WHERE A
CHICKEN NUGGET CAME FROM.
IT IS ALL OF THE PARTS OF THE
CHECKEN THAT NO ONE WOULD EAT,
THE BEAK AND THE CLAWS.
>> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?
>> I LOVE HEALTHY EATING AND
AMERICA LOVES HEALTHY EATING.
>> THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS
HEALTHY EATING.
>> HOW DO YOU THINK YOU GET
HAIR LIKE THIS?
>> A CHICKEN NUGGET COMES FROM
NOT A CHICKEN.
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
>> THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
IT IS A GREAT RESTAURANT.
>>> FROM NUGGETS TO NEWT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE SPENT EIGHT
MINUTES ON THAT.
>> THAT WAS AN ENTIRE A
BLOCK.
SHOULD NEWT GET THE BOOT?
ACCORDING TO NRO, IT IS TIME
FOR HIM TO SCOOT.
THEY ARE CALLING FOR GINGRICH
TO DROP OUT CITING HIS POOR
JUDGMENT AND PERSISTENT
UNPOPULARITY.
SANTORUM APPEARS TO BE
OVERTAKING HIM AS THE NONMITT
CANDIDATE.
AND THE PENNSYLVANIA PISTOL,
THAT'S WHAT I AM CALLING
SANTORUM, IS NOT JUST BEATING
NEWT IN THE POLLS, IN THE
SURVEYS SHE TIED WITH NOT, NOT
MITT, IE, MITT.
THE LATEST FROM OUR PALS IT
SHOWS RICK AND ROMNEY IN A
STATISTICAL DEAD HEAT AND
SANTORUM SURGING THANKS TO
SUPPORT WITH THE LEFT HANDED
FARMERS NAMED DENNY.
AND A NEW YORK TIMES POLL
FINDS THE TWO CANDIDATES
ESSENTIALLY TIED.
SO WHERE IS NEWT?
LET'S TRY TO IMAGINE AFTER
DISCUSSION THE VALENTINE'S DAY
PLANS WITH HIS WIFE.
>> WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A
NICE, PRIVATE -- I THINK IT IS
THE FIRST TIME IN AWHILE WE
WILL HAVE A PRIVATE DINNER AND
JUST HOPEFULLY EXCHANGE GIFTS
AND RECONNECT A LITTLE BIT.
I AM NOT GOING TO GET -- NO
MORE DETAILS.
>> THAT IS LIKE -- HE IS LIKE
A TURTLE WHO DISCOVERED A
TRAPPED SPIDER IN A ROTTEN
HEAD OF LETTUCE.
HOW DID I CELEBRATE
VALENTINE'S DAY?
AS ALWAYS I LET MY HOUSE BOYS
DECIDE.
>> THE LOSER MAKES DINNER.
I REALLY CAN'T REMEMBER.
I WANT TO GO BACK WHERE NEWT
WAS LEADING IN THE POLLS AND
SAID HE SHOULD LEAD THE RACE.
BY NEWT'S OWN ARGUMENT, SHOULD
HE DROP OUT AND ENDORSE RICK?
>> I THINK AT THIS POINT NEWT
IS A WOMANED SCORNED.
HE HATES MITT ROMNEY WITH ALL
OF HIS GUTS.
AND HE PLANS ON STRAPPING SOME
DELEGATES TO HIS CHEST AND
GOING INTO THE CONVENTION AND
BLOWING THE PLACE UP.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
YOU NEVER KNOW WITH NEWT.
HE HAS HIS EGO, PETE.
>> YOU ARE INSINUATING THAT
THIS POLITICIAN, NEWT
GINGRICH, IS A HIPOCRITE.
IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?
>> NOT REALLY.
I THINK HE GOES WITH THE
THOUGHTS IN HIS HEAD AT THE
TIME.
>> YOU CAN FIT A LOT OF
THOUGHTS.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> POT CALLING THE CET TEAL
BLACK.
THAT IS NOT PUMPKIN SIZED.
MY HEAD FITS MY BODY, I WILL
HAVE YOU KNOW.
I WILL SHOW YOU AFTER.
LISTEN, NEWT GINGRICH HAS
ALWAYS BEEN OUT FOR NEWT
GINGRICH.
HE ADMITTED -- THIS IS NOT
SOME DEMOCRAT.
HE ADMITTED TO HOLDING UP THE
GOVERNMENT AND SHUTTING DOWN
THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE
PRESIDENT CLINTON NUMBERED HIM
ON AN AIRPLANE RIDE.
HE SAID, "I SHOULDN'T HAVE
DONE THAT."
HE HELD UP THE GOVERNMENT.
HE WILL DO EVERYTHING TO MAKE
SURE NEWT --
>> TO HIS DEFENSE, THE IN
FLIGHT MOVIE WAS "BEETHOVEN
PART 2" OF THE.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
WHY DIDN'T HE SAY THAT?
>> APPARENTLY HE DID THE
RESEARCH YOU FAILED TO DO.
>> IT IS THE GODFATHER TWO.
>> LAUREN, WHERE DO YOU SEE
THIS GOING?
SHOULD MITT BE WORRIED?
EVERY MONTH THERE IS A NEW NOT
MITT BUBBLING UP, AND THEN IT
GOES AWAY.
WE HAVE GONE THROUGH SOME THAT
WEREN'T EVEN INVOLVED IN THE
ELECTION -- I MEAN IN THE
PRIMARIES.
>> I AM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND
WHO MITT ROMNEY IS AS A
CANDIDATE.
HE IS SO EASY TO ATTACK THERE
IS NOT A FIRM STANCE.
WE READ AN AD THAT SAID GIVE
THE MONEY BACK TO THE TAXPAYER
AND ALL OF THIS.
HE IS A TYPICAL POLITICIAN.
HE HAS THE EXPERIENCE COMING
FROM THE BUSINESS SIDE OF
THINGS.
AND HE SHOULD BE RUNNING ON
THAT.
JAY HE IS CONFUSED --
>> WHY IS HE CONFUSED?
>> HE IS ALL OF THESE THINGS
IN ONE.
>> HE IS A SUMMER AND HE IS A
FALL.
>> MAYBE IT IS EVERYTHING YOU
WANT HIM TO BE AND MORE.
>> D ION'T KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE AN
AWESOME SONG.
>> WHY CAN'T THEY FIND
SOMEONE?
WHY CAN'T THE REPUBLICANS FIND
A CONSERVATIVE OR ANY
CANDIDATE THAT THEY ARE
EXCITED BY.
THEY ARE INSPIRED BY.
IF PRESIDENT OBAMA IS THE
WORST PRESIDENT -- I MEAN HE
IS SO BAD, AND THE ECONOMY IS
STILL REALLY, REALLY BAD.
>> IT IS A FAIR QUESTION.
LET ME ASK YOU THAT, JOHN.
ARE YOU A CONSERVATIVE.
MY FEELING IS THE DEMOCRATS
WERE BRILLIANT IN FINDING A
POLITICIAN NO ONE HAD HEARD OF
BEFORE.
I DIDN'T HEAR OF BARACK OBAMA
BEFORE 2004, 2005.
HE HAD ALL OF HIS PECADILLOWS
IN HIS BOOK SO YOU COULDN'T GO
AFTER THAT.
YOU COULD BASICALLY FILL UP
THAT CONTAINER WITH THE RIGHT
STUFF BECAUSE HE WAS SO NEW.
WHY DIDN'T -- WHY DIDN'T THE
REPUBLICANS DO THAT?
>> I THINK ALL OF OUR GOOD
CANDIDATES ARE IN TRIPLE-A.
CHRIS CHRISTIE NEEDS TO LOSE
SOME POUNDS AND THEN RON
PAUL.
>> I LOVE CHRIS CHRISTIE SO I
CAN SAY THAT.
BASICALLY WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
ARE THE REPUBLICANS ARE
LOOKING TO 2016, THAT'S
BASICALLY WHAT YOU ARE
SAYING.
THEY WILL NOT BOTHER.
>> INSTEAD OF PICKING SOMEBODY
UP EARLY WE ARE GOING TO JAPAN