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-- Honey... -- What?
I've got a little surprise for you today.
A surprise? What? Where are the girls?
No, it's right here, naughty boy.
-- But where? -- Look.
-- I got a special bikini wax. -- No, you didn't.
-- I did... -- Don't do this to me, you'll drive me crazy.
Yes, I do, come here.
-- What's this? -- What?
What's that?
A Hitler's moustache.
Yeah, but that's his entire face.
If there's a moustache you have to have a face, right?
No, sweetie. What the hell?
Who designs the Führer on their ***?
-- I thought you'd like it. -- Hitler?
Who likes Hitler? There's even a hand doing the 'heil'.
Oh, honey. I made something cute thinking about you, come here.
You waxed the face of the dictator responsible for the death of 6 million Jews
thinking about us?
I didn't know I was only supposed to do the moustache.
Oh, no... but you need to pay attention.
You must say, "wait, this is not right."
You should have stopped on the sideburns.
Crap. All right, that's it, you killed my mood.
Now I don't want it anymore.
You made a genocidal out of your ***, and I'm the one killing the mood?
Can't you see I had the best of intentions?
All right. But this can't be possible, what's that?
There's even the side parted bangs.
Look. Is that a swastika?
No, that's just a birthmark.
Oh my god, what else are we gonna find in here? Goebbels?
All right, that's it! Next time I won't do anything!
Hold on! Let's not rush through this.
If you want to honor someone,
next time you should honor Gandhi, make it bald.
Tradução e legendas: Melissa Prado
Guess which film is this.
-- Home Alone? -- No, look.
Look Who's Talking?
No, there's a bunch of things on this side...
Philadelphia!
No. But it could be, 'cause it looks really skinny and all.
Which is the one with the talking guy, Tom Hanks?
No. Look at this side, it's not Tom Hanks, you're mixing the names.
There's some people on one side,
and there's some other people on the other side.
Sound of Music!
They're gonna meet on the middle...
Braveheart!
-- With Mel Gibson? -- Braveheart!
Look at Mel Gibson's face I've designed myself.
-- Wow, that's amazing. -- When I do this he smiles.
Sad.
-- Smiling. -- One side has hair and the other doesn't.
-- Yeah, because of the divided face. -- Honey, I have such a crush on Mel Gibson...
-- Really? -- Holy Mother of God, yeah!
You like that? He's riding a horse.
Ride it, yeah!
Where's the battle?