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[cash register dings]
[barking, growling]
[♪ Gwen Stefani feat. Eve: Rich Girl]
♪ If I was a rich girl Na, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ See, I'd have all the money in the world ♪
♪ If I was a wealthy girl ♪
♪ No man could test me Impress me ♪
♪ My cash flow would never ever end ♪
♪ 'Cause I'd have all the money in the world ♪
- ♪ If I was a wealthy girl ♪ - [laughing]
♪ Think what that money could bring ♪
♪ I'd buy everything ♪
♪ Clean out Vivienne Westwood in my Galliano gown ♪
♪ Please book me first-class to my fancy house in London-town ♪
♪ If I was rich girl Na, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ See, I'd have all the money in the world ♪
- ♪ If I was a wealthy girl ♪ - [woman] Good morning, Viv.
Oh. Hello, Willow. Lovely to see you.
- [woman] Here she comes! - [man] Is that the new Louis Vuitton?
I might've known she'd be the first to have one.
[woman] Fabulous bag. She's so chic.
Sorry I'm late. We had to do a little shopping.
Now, that's the way to travel. Oh! I'm so jealous.
Ah! Faboo!
Louis Vuitton never looked so good.
Mm. Tell me the stones in that collar are not real.
Aren't they gorgeous? Viv said I had to have it.
- [barking] - Sorry to keep you waiting.
Armand, it's fine. A brush and a seaweed wrap, but I need to pick her up by noon.
- We're having lunch with my niece at 1:00. - OK. She'll be ready.
I know, sweetheart. I'm going to miss you, too. You take good care of her.
- No waxing, OK? - OK, no waxing for her.
Ooh, I hope she gives me a red bow. I want to look my best today.
- Biminy has a date with Scooter. - Nice pedigree.
Please! The dog chases parked cars.
- He's crazier than a Labradoodle. - I give it a week, tops.
- Hey! Talk to the paw. - Good for you, Biminy.
It's not easy to find a mate with papers. Let alone one you could love.
Me, I'd be happy with one who's not... fixed. [laughs]
[dance music plays]
- [dog whistles cat-call] - [laughs] Down, boy.
All right, ladies, what's next?
- What do you think about that? - Oh, please. She wears Harry Winston.
[woman] Viv?
Fabulous. I'll take two. You should see Chloe.
I'll need at least two days at corporate in New York to meet with buyers.
- Do you have a little beret? - Perfection.
[speaking Italian] Who needs sleep? It's Italy.
Preppy little beauty.
- This just came in. - She's allergic to wool. No.
- Love that. - Oh! Fabulous!
- Viv. - I love it. And do you love it?
Oh, you may have it. I'll get you anything you want.
Yes, I will. No, not you, Patrick.
Hello, Jackie O.
Ah! I love the smell of dirt in the morning.
Sam, the garden looks gorgeous.
And I love the new designs for the waterfall that you did.
- Oh, thank you. - You're welcome.
Everything. Giving me a chance to prove myself.
- Oh. Good job, Papí. Very symmetrical. - [barking]
- [speaking Spanish] - Ciao. Ciao, Papí.
Yes, yes. We did it, Papí. Huh? Yes. Yes!
Go on, take a break, Papí. You're doing great, buddy.
Hello, beautiful.
You're blocking my sun.
♪ Mi corazón, you shine much brighter than the sun ♪
♪ Why won't you be my one ♪
- What's that smell? - Which one? [sniffing]
The sweat of my labor or the mint patch I rolled in for you?
- Neither. - Then... it must be the fertilizer.
Gross! You're covered in it.
Of course. I am a landscaper.
Grasshopper, mi corazón?
I caught it myself. Very tasty.
Papí, that's so... disgusting.
I see you're tempted. I'll leave it here in case you change your mind.
- [doorbell rings] - Excuse me. We have guests.
Guests? You got guests... OK.
Hey, you want to go have a drink later? There's a great puddle by the garage.
Oh, OK, never mind.
Aunt Viv! I'm here!
An hour late, as usual.
- Aunt Viv, hello! - [barking]
How do you keep a job? Oh, that's right, you don't.
Where's Aunt Viv? Where's Aunt Viv? Chloe, go find her.
- Go on. Go find her. - Who am I, Lassie?
- You're so completely useless. - Of course I understand.
It's just that I'm headed to Europe to promote my new cosmetic line and...
No, this is wonderful news, it's the best news.
Yes, yes. OK. Wonderful. Bye.
- Is everything OK, Aunt Viv? - I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I... I am getting on a plane at 4:00, and I gave the staff the week off,
and Chloe's dog nanny just had her baby three weeks early.
- You're not taking Chloe with you? -Oh, no, no.
Obviously, if it was a vacation, of course, but this is a business trip.
Four cities in ten days.
She's much too delicate for that kind of travel. Plus she hates Berlin.
- What about a kennel? - Kennel?
- No. - [laughs]
No, no. I could never leave her in the hands of strangers.
Never in a million years.
But you're not a stranger.
- What? - What?
Here is Chloe's schedule. Try to stay to it as much as possible.
Although, I could skip the dog park on Wednesday
'cause Chloe's friend Stella just came down with the fleas.
I'm about to entrust you with my greatest treasure. Take good care.
- [Chloe whimpering] - I love you, sweetheart.
I love you so much. Mommy loves you so much.
[Viv] Bye-bye! Have fun, you two!
- OK. Bye! - [doorbell rings]
- Play date? - [♪ Right Said Fred: I'm Too Sexy]
♪ I'm too sexy for my shirt ♪
- ♪ Too sexy for my shirt ♪ - Here you go.
Good luck.
- [toy squeaking] - [barking]
♪ I'm too sexy for my cat ♪
♪ Too sexy for my cat What you think about that? ♪
♪ I'm too sexy for this song ♪
Don't worry, Chloe. Viv will be back before you know it.
Rachel doesn't look so bad.
You don't know the half of it.
They all look so cute in their little outfits.
You didn't have to dress her. She's so picky.
- Uh, Rache, you're talking about a Chihuahua. - She's not just any
Chihuahua, Angela. She's a bossy, arrogant,
manipulative Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
She has no direction. She can't keep a job. She's never on time.
I'm gonna be late to all my appointments.
And don't even get me started on her schedule.
Shiatsu massages, doggy birthday parties, couture fittings.
I have to change her outfit four times a day.
I mean, look at her.
[both] She's so...
- ...irresponsible. - ...spoiled.
Woof!
- I need to cool off. - Dive in, girl.
Whoa!
Hi, mamí.
Oh! Who is that hunk of Chihuahua over there?
- Oh! - Nice.
- [speaking Spanish] - Oh. The gardener.
You are more lovely...
- ...than the dawn. - Wow.
[speaking Spanish]
You are more lovely... than the dawn!
So embarrassing. Maybe he'll go away.
- Oh! - I only...
Excuse me while I bravely defend your garden against that dangerous bird.
[whistles] Hey, bird!
- That is one hot dog. - Excuse me, ladies.
- Coming through. Nice legs. - [shouting]
I got mud all over me.
Hey, hey! Excuse me!
Excuse me! Excuse me, señor? Gardener guy?
Your dog is muy bad. Muy, muy, muy bad. Mucho naughty.
[speaking Spanish]
Can you get... your...
...dog-e-o out of here?
Perdóname, por favor, but my heart must speak.
I only wish to say...
...that if you ever need someone to lick inside your ears,
or chew the hard to reach places,
or share your slumber in the sun,
I would be most honored to be that special someone.
- Woof. - Put your tongue back in your mouth.
- Oh! - Oh...
I don't think so, Papí.
You mean, not now.
I mean... not ever.
I see. Of course. Well...
This thing.
[speaking Spanish]
Papí! [whistles]
Duty calls! Please have a most wonderful day.
Papí! [whistles] [speaking Spanish]
Cool. Thanks a lot.
[speaking Spanish]
[barking]
Rachel, wake up. I've got a mani-pedi at 11:00, and you have to make my waffles.
- Get up! - [phone ringing]
- [gasping] - [crashing]
- [barking] - [phone ringing]
Aunt Viv's.
- Oh, hi, Angela. Whoa! - [toy squeaks]
What?
You're a genius.
Yes, I can be ready in 30 minutes. OK, bye!
Pack your swimsuit, Chloe. We're going on a trip.
A trip? Ooh, where are we going?
[♪ Buster Poindexter: Hot Hot Hot]
[women] Mexico! Yeah!
♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot ♪
♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot ♪
♪ See people rockin' Hear people chanting ♪
- I love this town! - This town is so cute!
- [laughing] - [speaking Spanish]
- [man] Let's check it out. - [woman] Surfer boys, hi!
- Hey, ladies. - Hi.
[speaking Spanish]
I love this town!
- I could totally live here. - Isn't this great?
Um, I'm starting to get the feeling there's no Four Seasons here.
[all shouting]
♪ Ay, que rico Olé, olé , olé, olé ♪
♪ Olé, olé, olé , olé ♪
- Oh, wow! - Third floor, baby.
[shouting]
Hello? Somebody forget something?
- I'm walking by myself. - [Rachel] Chloe!
♪ Hot, hot Hot, hot, hot ♪
[sighs] I'm starving. What's taking them so long?
[girl] Wait. What time are we supposed to meet the guys?
[girl 2] Right now, at that club.
Wait a minute. I forgot the name of the club.
- Cayuca Club! - Right. Cayuca!
- [yipping] - Be right back.
- Dinner time! - Finally.
You should dance with Bryan, Rache.
- I'm gonna dance with him. - He is so cute!
You'd better be making me either prime rib or reservations.
There you go.
You're joking, right?
[girl] I am ready to dance all night!
There's only one thing this is good for.
- Try this on for size. - Come on, let's go!
- [squishing] - Oh! Chloe!
That's a bad dog! That's a very bad dog!
- [whimpering] - Rachel. What did you do to her?
Nothing! She's faking! Let's go.
- You silly girl. - She's so cute.
- We should take her with us. - Yes! Take me out for some real food.
- I'm not taking the dog dancing. - Cayuca!
Hey! Wait!
[indistinct chatter]
Come back here! Oops.
Just add that to the bill.
[speaking Spanish]
- Hello? - Hola and adiós.
- [elevator dings] - [speaking Spanish]
You want to dance, Rachel? Let's dance.
OK. Guy with the giant knife? Moving on.
You know, if I wasn't starving, this might actually be fun.
- [dance music plays] - There you are.
You are in so much troub...
Oh! Hey! Put me down! Who are you?
Rachel, help me! Somebody, please. I'm being dognapped!
- [speaking Spanish] - Rachel!
- So... good night. - Seriously?
No kiss?
Chloe!
Chloe, come out.
I'm not kidding. I mean it. Stop hiding.
Chloe?
I'm sorry I gave you dog food.
Chloe! I'll order you room service for breakfast in the morning!
- [girls laughing] - Chloe!
What's up, love bug?
Chloe's missing.
I don't know where she would go. She doesn't like to walk anywhere, let alone run.
Well...
- What? - Las peleas de perros were in town.
Dogfights. They're criminals. Always on the move.
- How do I find them? - I have heard rumors.
[both] Mexico City?
Then there's really nothing more you can do.
You've done everything you can. Why don't you go put your suit on and join us?
No, I'm gonna keep looking for Chloe.
And if I can't find her, I'm gonna go to Mexico City.
- Rache... - Chloe!
[dogs barking]
- Where am I? - You're in the dogfights.
Dogfights? What?
This is outrageous.
I was born to shop, not fight. Unless it's at a sales rack.
- Quit whining, princesa. - Chloe Winthrop Ashe does not whine.
[muttering in Spanish] A delusional Chihuahua.
You won't get any sympathy from Delgado, señorita. He's a gladiator.
- A gladiator? - You know. A fighter.
Delgado is the best of the best.
Don't listen to Rafa, chica. El Diablo's the meanest dog in the fights.
Word is they fought once before, and Delgado did not come out on top.
[speaking in Spanish]
[Chloe] What's he saying?
Ay, bendito, he always prays before a fight.
Don't you speak any Spanish, chica?
The name's Chloe, not chica. And why would I speak Spanish?
- Hello! You're a Chihuahua, mi hija! - So?
I'm from Beverly Hills. You know, 90210, the shopping capital of the world?
She's a gringa from California.
That's right. And the only reason I'm here is because I was stolen.
- You think I volunteered for this? - But I'm an heiress.
- A hairless? - No, an heiress.
- I have a trust fund. - Look.
If you're worth something, then they'll ransom you.
And if they ransom you, they won't fight you.
So I guess you have nothing to worry about.
Well, that's a relief.
I am so glad you feel better. Now can we get a little quiet?
[sighs] I can't wait until Viv finds out what Rachel's done.
♪ Mi corazón I think of you day and night ♪
Hold your tacos. [sniffing]
These scents are old.
Papí? Time to go home!
Where is she? Where is my Chloe?
Whoa! What's going on? [barks]
- [gasps] - Hey, Papí, come on. Let's go.
- Hi. Hola. - Hi.
Uh, I'm Rachel's friend, and... you're the gardener, right?
- I'm Sam. - Your garden is muy bonita.
And when I get a casa, I'm so calling you to be my gardener...
Thank you. Thank you very much.
- Where's Rachel? - Forget her, dude. Where's Chloe?
And what are you hiding there?
Chloe's lost in Mexico, and Rachel stayed behind to find her.
The love of my life is out there in trouble?
She wants me to e-mail this to her in Mexico City.
Yeah. So... [speaks Spanish]
[♪ George Thorogood and the Destroyers: Bad to the Bone]
[speaking Spanish]
You know him, you love him.
El campeón, El Diablo!
- [cheering] - ♪ Bad to the bone ♪
[crowd chanting]
Oh! It's about time someone's upgrading my accommodations.
[announcer] And now, the challenger.
Weighing in at a whopping six pounds,
I give you Chi-Chihuahua!
Hey!
[laughing]
Thank you.
Thank you. You're too kind, really.
This is so much nicer than that stinky corral.
Oh! I'm sorry. I thought I was alone.
- [laughs] Mister... - They call me El Diablo.
Well, it's certainly nice to meet you.
Clearly, I'm in the wrong place.
So perhaps we could speak to the concierge or someone.
- Stop talking! - Oh, you know,
I've got a dentist in Beverly Hills who could do something about that yellowing.
- What? - I get the idea that teeth are important in your line of work.
- You don't like my smile? - Uh...
Hey, watch it, buddy! Say it, don't spray it!
[growling] What am I gonna do?
- Sounds like he's closing in. - Dog that size?
- Won't be much left of her. - [muttering]
She's adios. She's bye-bye.
- Poor little hairless. - [praying in Spanish]
OK, that's it.
Delgado? What are you doing?
- Huh? - Delgado!
- What's going on? - Where are you going?
- How do you do that? - Yo, bro, give me the combination!
- Yeah, save us, ese! - Save us, Delgado!
- Don't leave us! - Come back, ese!
This is highly inappropriate. Hey, hey! That's cashmere! Whoo!
Oh!
[dogs speaking Spanish]
Let go before it... rips.
I know it's rude to leave early, but I really must be going now.
The show's over for you, chica.
You know, dog eat dog is just an expression!
- Not this time, Diablo! - Delgado!
- Move it! - OK.
You'll pay for this, Delgado! I'll find you!
[all yelling in Spanish]
Wait, wait! Slow down, you guys! Slow down!
- What's wrong with you? - I told you, it wasn't my fault!
Where'd the dogs go? Go, go!
I want that Chihuahua!
[barking]
[speaking Spanish]
- English, please! - Move it! Let's go!
[panting]
- This way! This way! - OK.
[speaking Spanish]
[panting]
- My ***! - [Delgado] Your what?
- My ***! - Forget it!
- Forget it? - Forget it!
That's Italian leather, mister!
[Chloe] Look out!
Go! Go!
One at a time!
[Chloe] Hey! Wait a minute! You won't fit!
- I got it! - Oh!
Oh, no. I lost another ***.
I am sure I locked those cages, sir.
I want that Chihuahua!
Why?
She's worth something. And judging by the diamonds around her neck, it's a lot.
- Look out. - [crowd chattering]
What is all of this?
[Delgado speaking Spanish]
- The Day of the Dead. - This is so beautiful.
[Delgado] It's what humans do to honor their ancestors.
It keeps them... alive in their hearts.
Helps them remember who they are, where they came from.
- Wow! - Delgado! You're my dog!
- Delgado, gracias, bro. - [speaking Spanish]
- I'm out of here! - I'll see ya, kid.
- [speaking Spanish] - Wait!
Wait! Delgado!
See ya? Wait. That's it?
Number one rule of the streets, princesa. Every dog for himself.
Now, get lost.
My name is not "Princesa." It's Chloe.
And I am lost. And I want to be found.
[muttering in Spanish]
Look, princesa... I mean, uh, look, kid.
I got my own problems. I can't go back to the fights. I got to get out of town.
- How does Beverly Hills sound? - Too far.
Come on! If you could figure out a way back, you could live with us on our estate.
In case you haven't noticed, I'm a little large for a lapdog.
But you're the perfect size for a guard dog.
Our old one, um, Papí, he, uh, ran off.
You had a guard dog named Papí?
[muttering in Spanish]
- What hotel are you staying in? - So you'll do it?
Just answer the question before I change my mind!
I don't know the name, but believe me, it was no Carthay Hotel.
The Carthay? There's one here. Would they know you?
They should. We're preferred guests. We have a gold card.
Why me? Of all the dogs in Mexico.
Why me? All I need, Chihuahua with booties.
This'll be fun! You'll see.
Here's the GPS.
We're hot.
Diablo, you go get me that Chihuahua.
Go! Go!
[barking]
- Hold up a second. - Uh...
- What's that sound? - Huh. Hold your breath.
[yelping] Ew!
- What did you do that for? - El Diablo's got your scent.
Of course he does. It's Chanel No. Five.
- Congratulations. - Now I've lost another *** and I stink.
- I don't smell anything. - Are you kidding? I smell like a wet dog.
- [siren wailing] - You are a wet dog.
- Look, uh, Señorita... - Ashe.
Ashe. I'm sorry.
We're already trying to stop the fights, hm?
And we don't have time to look for every lost dog in Méjico.
No, but this is not just any dog.
This is my Aunt Viv's dog. Chloe means everything to her.
I'll tell you what.
Go back to your hotel, download that photo you were telling me about
and I will see what I can do. Hm?
- [speaks Spanish] - You're welcome!
[cell phone rings]
- Hi, Aunt Viv. - Ciao, Rachel.
Yes, Capri's fantastic.
I was trying the house earlier. I was a little worried because nobody was there.
Yeah, we went out for Mexican.
Oh! Could I talk to her just a second?
Uh... I'll put her on.
- [barking] - [squealing] Hi, baby! How's my little baby?
[barking]
I miss you, too! I miss you, too!
[barking, sniffing]
[barking]
[whimpering, growling]
[Delgado] OK, here you are, Your Highness.
- Carthay Hotel. - I feel like I'm home already!
- Thank you, Delgado. Thank you, thank you! - All in a day's work.
But... maybe you should wait out here.
- Yeah, whatever, kid. - I don't mean it like it sounds,
but they can be a little particular about the dogs they let in.
[speaking Spanish] Knock yourself out.
We'll be eating gourmet food in no time.
- Bienvenidos al Hotel Carthay. - Thank you.
Excuse me. Would you be so kind as to look at my collar?
Find my owner's name and number on the back.
[barking]
[hisses] Get out!
- Hello! - Ew!
It touched me!
- Get this mutt out of here. - [speaking Spanish]
- Mutt? How dare you! - Edgar!
I've been a preferred customer at this hotel for years!
Don't you dare!
- I'm sorry. - You, sir, are making a big mistake.
Huge. Really! [squealing] Oh!
Oh, no!
I'm... I'm... hideous.
What's taking her so long?
[indistinct chatter]
Hm. Figures.
What did I expect... de una princesa?
Delgado, it was so humiliating. You won't believe...
Delgado?
[♪ Megan McCauley: Porcelain Doll]
♪ Why do they leave me ♪
♪ All by myself? ♪
♪ Why do they use me ♪
♪ And bring me down? ♪
♪ Why do they hurt me? ♪
♪ Why do they leave me? ♪
♪ Why doesn't anybody ♪
♪ Stick around? ♪
♪ Why doesn't anyone stay here? ♪
♪ Why do they leave me? ♪
♪ Don't they realize I'm a porcelain doll? ♪
♪ Small, unsure ♪
♪ Beautiful ♪
♪ Breakable ♪
Excuse me. I'm here to see Detective Ramirez.
Detective Ramirez is already with someone, señorita. Five minutes, please.
Psst. Don't look now, Hannah Montana, three o'clock.
What are you doing here? I mean, qué are you doing here?
Isn't it obvious? To find Chloe. Your friend Angela told me everything.
Why did you pretend you couldn't speak English?
I didn't. You just assumed.
You let me go along and make a fool of myself?
You didn't need any help with that.
What makes you think I need help now, from a gardener?
Oh, no, she didn't.
It's not that I have a problem with that word, but, actually, I am a landscaper.
And I'm not here for you.
I'm here for Vivian, because she's like family to me.
[clearing throat]
I e-mailed a description of the dog's collar to all our stations.
Chloe's collar. It's worth a fortune.
Ahem! You're welcome.
Then maybe a picture of the collar might be even more helpful.
Yeah, a lot. Gracias.
- So... what should we do now? - We? Nothing.
You go back to your hotel and wait. Please.
He's right. There's nothing you can do.
What? We're Mexi-can, not Mexi-can't!
I'm not gonna stop looking. He only cares about the collar. I need the dog.
I'm with her, amigo. My Chloe's in trouble.
- Papí, where're you going? - Come on, fool. Let's go!
[♪ Tag Team: Whoomp (There it is)]
♪ Whoomp, there it is Whoomp, there it is ♪
♪ Whoomp, there it is Whoomp, there it is ♪
♪ Whoomp, there it is Whoomp, there it is ♪
[blowing party horn]
I cannot believe Chloe's missing this.
Sebastian! Thank you.
Going to be on the cover of Purebred Monthly.
- Oh. - Whoo-hoo!
This party is off the leash!
Party!
Oh. So Scooter.
- Come here, Birthday Dog. - No, Whiskey.
No, that really isn't necessary.
- OK. Thank you, thank you. - Ooh!
Hey, you guys don't think Chloe's in trouble, do you?
Please. I bet Rachel whisked her off to some faboo place.
If I know Chloe,
she's sitting under a palm tree being waited on by some hunky husky.
- [woman speaking Spanish] - Oh! Thank you!
Ugh! I must be starving.
- Yeah. That's our churro. - Sí, our churro.
Excuse me, but... I saw it first!
Ooh! Better back off, muchachos.
Looks like we have one of those Chihuahua warriors!
Now, look, I've been dognapped, lost my favorite cashmere sweater,
slept in a box and I'm starting another in a series of bad hair days.
So don't... push me!
- Let's get out of here, man. - Sorry... sorry.
- That's what I thought. - Ha!
It's time to pay the piper, perra pequeña.
- Where were we? - [Delgado] Hang on, kid!
[yelling in Spanish] Still trying to be the hero!
I'll smell you out, Delgado.
- Whoa! - [Spanish-language music plays]
[woman] The Aztec Empire's heart was right here in Chapultepec Park.
Once used by the kings as a royal retreat.
[screaming]
Oh, oh!
- [screaming] - [barking]
- Move it! Hurry up! - I am!
- Come on! Two at a time! Two at a time! - I have four-inch legs.
Come on. Muévete, this way.
- [man] Ooh! - Not this way.
[man shouting in Spanish]
- Where to now? - Now we're trapped.
- Now what? - I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
Why did you abandon me?
I've already been abandoned once.
I... You left me, I didn't leave you!
I saw you in there getting pampered, and eating...
The closest I came to food was a used churro.
[man shouting]
Come on, let's go.
- Where are we going now? - I'm taking you to Puerto Vallarta.
Somebody there can help us out.
Is that on the way to Beverly Hills?
[Delgado] Over here. Jump in.
- Delgado? - What?
Why is El Diablo after me?
Vasquez must have sent him.
Who's Vasquez?
He runs the dog fights and anything else he can make a quick buck at.
The police have been after him for years, but he's too slippery.
How do you know all that? Were you a criminal or something?
Or something. Get some sleep.
- [yawns] - It's a long ride and tomorrow's a big day.
What did El Diablo mean by "still trying to be the hero"?
- Never mind. - [engine starts]
[sniffing]
What the...? What's this? That's Chloe's ***!
Hey, lady! [barking]
What? What is it? Chloe's ***. Good job.
- She is near. I can feel it. - Sam!
Hey, wait for me!
- [speaking Spanish] - [Sam] He said...
...he saw a white Chihuahua with a bunch of dogs run through here.
She was being carried by a German shepherd...
- German shepherd carried my Chloe! - Let's go!
I'm going to kick some tail. Papí style!
[phone rings]
- Yes. - [man] Someone else is looking for that dog.
There is a lot of money riding on this Chihuahua, do you understand that?
They cannot find her before we do.
- I'm on it. - Good.
Come on, baby. Come on.
Come on, Diablo.
[♪ The Cat Empire: Hello]
♪ Well, hello, hello ♪
♪ Well, hello, hello ♪
OK, this is us. We're here. Shake your last *** and let's go.
- So, what's your plan? - OK, here's the deal:
Plant your paws here, keep your muzzle shut and wait for me to come back.
But... where are you going? Delgado?
You're very withholding, you know that?
[sighs] I guess this is my day at the spa.
♪ Oh, hello, hello ♪
♪ Hello, hello ♪
♪ Pablo, Pablo! ♪
Much better.
- Oh! - OK. There she is.
You remember the con, right?
I don't really have to eat you, do I?
Only swallow my legs. OK, here we go. Easy on the teeth.
- Act scary. - OK.
Help! Help, please help me!
- Help me, somebody! Help! - [lizard] You're choking me.
[mouse] Keep your tongue to yourself.
Help me! Somebody!
This is just like Animal Planet. What do I do?
Something! Anything! Help!
Shoo, lizard. Shoo, shoo. Regurgitate that rat!
Ew!
Oh, my gosh. Are you all right? Hello?
[speaking Spanish]
Are you an angel? Am I dead?
No. And I'm not an angel.
And yet you're wearing a halo.
This? This is my collar from Harry Winston.
- Is that in heaven? - Well, sort of. Beverly Hills.
Ah! Beverly Hills. You're a long way from home.
Perhaps I can be of assistance. I am Manuel.
I work on a luxury cruise ship as a porter,
tending to the discriminating needs of refined, upscale dogs like yourself.
Really? Do you think you could help me get home?
Well, you saved my life. It's the very least I can do.
[laughing]
- [shouting in Spanish] - [barking]
Delgado?
- Delgado? - Hey, Tomas.
It's really you, cuz? What happened? Where you been?
Nobody's seen you since... you know, a while.
Look, uh, I'm doing this little security gig.
I'm taking a rich Chihuahua back to Beverly Hills. She's got a tag on her collar.
So take her to a rescue shelter.
- They'll read it and call the owner. - It's not that simple.
Vasquez is looking for her, and he's got informants everywhere.
He's even got El Diablo after her.
El Diablo. That's why you're doing it?
That delincuente is behind me. It's just a job.
- Can you get Officer Mendez to call her tag? - Yeah, OK. Bring it to me.
- I'll see what I can do. - Gracias.
Come on, let's go. I found someone to read your tag.
- Really? So did I. - Where's your collar?
You're not the only one who can get things done, you know.
- What? - I gave my collar to Manuel,
and he is taking it to the ship's captain to read.
Manuel? Who's Manuel?
The kindly pack rat who's helping me out. I saved him from being eaten by an iguana.
An iguana? An iguana! That is the oldest con in the book!
Iguanas are vegetarians!
I'm sorry. I don't meet many iguanas on Rodeo Drive.
Without your ID tag,
there's nothing to separate you from any collarless stray on the street!
Well, Manuel promised me he'd be right back from the ship.
- What ship? That ship? - [ship horn blowing]
What happened to the "don't talk to strangers"?
You said nothing about iguanas.
[speaking Spanish]
[Manuel] And then I said, "Are you an angel?" [laughs]
American dogs are so gullible.
Chico, who is the greatest con man in Méjico?
You are. And now, can we steal some lunch? I'm hungry.
- Where did you get that? - Please don't eat me, man!
I got a wife and 300 kids to feed.
- Eat him first! - Where is the Chihuahua?
Chihuahua? I don't know any Chihuahua. I'm from the Yucatán.
Of course if you'd like to meet one, I could arrange it for the right price.
You're about to be lunch.
- That's the right price. How'd you know? - Do something, Manuel.
- You're trying my patience, chaparrito. - Stop trying his patience.
- Where is she? - By the fountain, near the docks.
I didn't know she was a friend of yours. I was just borrowing it.
- Please don't hurt me. - [growling]
Huh?
[Manuel] Ha! That's dog's lucky I didn't cha-cha on his chest.
You know, Manuel, I don't think that dog was a friend of hers.
It's not our problem, Chico.
Come on, let's go raid a piñata. I feel like feeding my sweet tooth.
Leave me out of this, Manuel. Where there's a piñata, there's a stick.
- Uh, Delgado? - Yeah?
What are we doing here?
- This is where we meet the coyote. - A coyote?
A smuggler. They sneak collarless dogs like us across the border.
You used to be a police dog, didn't you?
That's how you know Sergeant Tomas. That's how you can do all those things.
- I don't want to talk about it. - Did you quit? Did you get fired?
Did you do something wrong?
Yes, I did something wrong, OK? You satisfied?
- Now just drop it. - OK. OK.
There he is. OK, we're on. Follow me.
- And no more questions. - OK. OK.
- But what was it? Was someone hurt? - Drop it! Just drop it!
[speaks Spanish] You're driving me crazy.
You're not exactly the most charming traveling companion either.
- Good, because we're parting ways. - What?
Wha..? Wait, wait! What are you doing?
This train will take you to Tijuana.
- But... - But nothing.
The coyote will take you over the border.
- [speaking Spanish] - Huh?
Make yourself at home. [laughing]
Best of luck.
But... you promised.
Delgado?
[sighs]
Don't turn around. Don't turn around.
Don't... What am I doing?
- Delgado! - Chloe!
- Delgado! - Chloe!
Come on. Jump!
It's a fast train!
You can do it! Jump!
[grunts] Oh! That hurt.
[Chloe] OK, good.
- I could use a little help. - I'll pull you up.
[screaming]
- Don't help! Don't help! - Delgado!
[screaming]
[sighs]
What can I say? A promise is a promise.
Sure thing, Delgado.
[Rachel] Sam! How do you say "lost" in Spanish?
[both speaking Spanish]
[sniffing]
Chloe.
Think he's got something.
Papí! Papí!
You! That scent. Where did you get that scent?
Maybe you haven't noticed, but I'm currently napping in a sewage pipe here.
Oh. You mean the moldy taco?
No, fool. The perfume. It's Chloe's.
She's an American Chihuahua.
Her ears are as pink as seashells,
and her nose is like a raspberry.
- You serious, bro? - Eh? A berry?
Oh! [speaks Spanish]
Is she kind of uppity? Wears matching clothes?
- You know her? Where is she? - Last we saw her,
- she was with Delgado on the run. - Yeah.
- Mm-hm. - Delgado? Who is this Delgado?
I want to hear more. Come with me.
[Sam] Looks like he found a couple of friends.
Just what we need, stray dogs.
Papí was a stray dog.
I saved him from the pound.
Hey, buddy.
He inspires me every day. What inspires you, Rachel?
Get back to you on that.
Hey! Look at that.
How you doing? Hello.
I guess he is kind of cute.
We could take them with us, but you have to give them a bath, because they stink.
I can handle that.
- You stink! Oh! - You just need a bath.
Oh, I love this!
[sighs] I think I'm in love with the gringa.
[♪ Los Lonely Boys: Heaven]
♪ How far is heaven? ♪
- I think he likes it. - I think he likes you.
- [speaks Spanish] - Oh!
- Where you going? Wait for me! - I got him!
♪ I just got to know how far ♪
♪ I just wanna know how far ♪
Oh, yeah. Mira, I'm clean. I'm really clean. I never knew clean.
- I know clean now. - I have never had my teeth brushed before.
It's... minty.
[laughs] It's weird.
Papí, this is great!
- We should call room service. - Let's order a movie.
- [grunts] - Have we found a home, Papí?
I don't know, but they'll make sure you're safe.
Sam did it for me.
- [Sam] See you tomorrow. Come on, guys. - No, they can stay with me.
I take responsibility.
[Sam] Cool.
Papí, what do you see, compa?
It's a big place, my little friend.
I may be small,
but I am fighting for something bigger than all of it.
[speaks Spanish]
- [♪ Enrique Iglesias: Hero] - ♪ I can be your hero, baby ♪
♪ I can kiss away the pain ♪
♪ I will stand by you forever ♪
[snoring]
♪ You can take my breath away ♪
Excuse me. Where are you from?
- I'm from Beverly Hills. - Where is that?
Well, it feels like a long way from here.
Señorita, what is that?
It's a ***. I lost the others.
All the dogs in Beverly Hills wear them to protect their feet.
- It must be very dirty there. - [laughs] No.
Actually, it's probably the cleanest place I know.
[laughs] Then that's pretty silly to wear a ***.
Pedro, be polite.
You know something, Pedro?
- You're right. - [yawns]
♪ I can be your hero, baby ♪
♪ You can take my breath away ♪
♪ I can be your hero ♪
- [knocking on door] - [Sam] Rachel.
- Rachel. - Come on, Sleeping Beauty, let's go.
- [barking] - Detective Ramirez called.
A white Chihuahua and a German shepherd were seen in Puerto Vallarta.
They're not sure if it was her, because she wasn't wearing her collar.
What? Someone stole Chloe's collar? I'm gonna go all kinds of Mexican on him.
[Manuel] I have this pain in the pit of my stomach.
- Must have been the Pop Rocks. - Or it could be guilt.
We should have never stolen that chica's collar. Now, she'll never get home.
- [screaming] - Ah! [speaking Spanish]
[both] Ah!
[Manuel] Let's get out of here!
[speaking Spanish]
[Manuel] Aisle four, tortillas on the floor.
- I feel naked. - Ah! Every man for himself!
- Ow, my head! - Go through his legs!
- This way. Come on! - Back the other way!
Get off me!
Hey, Chico! We're home free!
[screaming]
Back up, back up! Ow!
[Manuel] That's what you get!
[Manuel] Hey! He's got my diamonds!
- Our diamonds. - Whatever.
[speaking Spanish]
Wake up! The conductor's coming! Hide! Rápido, hide!
- [all] Shh! - [Chloe] What's going on?
- Delgado, what's happening? - We got trouble.
Hide behind the crate. I'll distract him. Don't come out, no matter what happens.
- But, Delgado... - Don't come out, no matter what happens.
- What are you gonna do? - Something crazy.
[barking]
- [man yelling in Spanish] - [people screaming]
Well, that used to be easier.
[muttering in Spanish] Just my luck.
Delgado!
- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my back.
- Did you see that? - Yes.
I just jumped off a train! By myself, and it was moving.
- I told you to stay onboard. - But we're in this together.
I couldn't leave you here.
I've never had a friend like you.
You should have stayed, kid. Look around.
You should have stayed.
I told the local police I found the collar on a rat. But they didn't believe me.
I went to turn the diamonds in, and they tried to arrest me.
- Sorry for the confusion, señor. - The rat, he's clever.
Oye, this hombre needs help.
I set traps to keep him out, but he always gets in!
- Sneaky, sneaky mouse. - You know what you need?
- [barking] - A guard dog.
- He's a stray. - Yeah, he's a stray,
but he's a really good dog.
[speaking Spanish]
[Rachel] Thanks for returning Chloe's collar.
Congratulations, amigo. You have a home.
Gracias, Rafa. It will happen for you, too.
- Stay brown, brother. - Come on, bro. Ain't nothing to it but to do it, man.
- [speaking Spanish] - Hey, don't chew the furniture.
- Good luck finding your dog. - Thank you.
I just got off with the Puerto Vallarta police.
There was some dog trouble on the northbound train this morning.
A German shepherd jumped off.
Chloe.
- Thank you, Detective. - Call me if you find out anything.
- Follow the tracks north. - Runs through the Sonoran Desert.
This will be great.
Oh, man, she's getting away with my diamonds.
I think that that's, like, karma, man.
See, you steal it, and eventually it is stolen from you.
And I steal it back.
- How you gonna do that? - Quiet!
[♪ WAR: Low Rider]
♪ Take a little trip Take a little trip ♪
♪ Take a little trip with me ♪
[Chloe] So, Biminy says that she's going out with Scooter,
who I happen to know is completely crazy.
[Delgado] Please, make it stop.
[Chloe] But I can't say that to her. I have to be supportive, right?
Wait a minute. Haven't we passed this tree before?
No, you're mistaken. We've been walking for hours.
- But I tinkled there. - You what?
- You tinkled? - Can't you tell?
Oh! Oh, my...
You can't smell, can you?
[sighs]
- No. - What happened?
It's OK, you can tell me.
I didn't, uh, quit the police force.
They let me go because I could no longer follow a scent.
And now we're out here walking in circles.
- I'm sorry, kid. - [growling]
- What's that? - Mountain lions!
- I'm scared, Delgado. - I know.
We better get moving. We got to get out of the open.
- OK. - Let's go. Double time.
Delgado? What happened to you?
Why can't you smell anything?
Well...
...my partner and I,
we were on a major bust.
I was on point.
- Before I knew it, I was blind-sided. - [growling]
Then it all went bad.
While I was down, my partner got hurt.
He was never the same after that.
And neither was I.
I should have sensed him coming.
Next day I woke up and couldn't smell a thing.
- Were you hurt? - No.
They say it's all in my head.
- In my head. - [growling]
They found us! I'll hold them off as long as I can while you run.
- You understand? - They're just cats. You could take them.
[growling]
- We need a miracle. - Delgado!
- Run when I say run! - Come on! Take them!
Yeah, you can do it!
Don't be afraid!
Go, Delgado! Go, Delgado!
- Run, kid! Run, now! - OK, OK.
- Run and hide! - Here. I'm here.
This is not hiding.
[rumbling]
[all growling]
Say hello to my little friends.
- [all barking] - [screeching]
Whoa! That's some bark you guys got.
I am Montezuma! Come with us if you want to live.
Yeah! I wanna live.
Now, I've seen it all.
[Chloe] Can you help us get back to civilization, Montezuma?
[Montezuma] Of course. But it is too dangerous to travel these canyons after dark.
You will spend the night here with us.
- [Chloe] Where are we? - You are in Chihuahua,
birthplace of our mighty breed.
I was born in Beverly Hills.
Sí, but your ancestors came from here.
The Aztec people left long ago, but we remain.
[gasping] Wow!
♪ Chihuahua! ♪
♪ Chihuahua! ♪
♪ Chihuahua! ♪
Did you hear what he said, Delgado?
- I come from a mighty breed. - Yeah, mighty annoying.
You're just mad because we were saved by little dogs.
Very little dogs.
Tonight we celebrate your arrival.
Oh! Thank you, Montezuma.
Oh, please, call me Monte.
- ♪ Chihuahua! ♪ - Oh...
Ay-yi-yi.
[all barking]
[Chloe] Wow! All this for me, Monte?
[Monte] Yes, Chloe. When a Chihuahua comes home,
it is cause for celebration.
[Chloe] Even a Beverly Hills Chihuahua?
[Monte] Of course. No matter where you come from, you are one of us.
Tiny but mighty.
[Chloe] Mighty? But I'm just... a lapdog.
A lapdog? No. Do not insult yourself.
Do not insult the Chihuahua race.
- [all speak Spanish] - [speaks Spanish]
Sí, it means "no more."
We Chihuahuas are not toys or fashion accessories.
[all speak Spanish]
We were not bred
to wear silly hats and ride in purses!
[all speak Spanish]
We will no longer be spoken to with baby talk.
We have been called "teacup" and "tiny toy" for too long.
- [shouts in Spanish] - Names like Fifi, Foo-Foo,
- Pookie, Pumpkin or Squirt. - [all speak Spanish]
Yes, we Chihuahuas shake, but not for the amusement of humans.
We shake because we know the power of our inner strength. Our bark.
- [all speak Spanish] - Yes, we are tiny,
- but we are mighty! - [all shouting]
Join with us, Chloe. Embrace no más. Find your bark.
My bark?
Sí! That which makes you mighty.
That which makes you you.
We are Chihuahuas, hear us roar.
[all barking, yapping]
[high-pitched barking]
- That was embarrassing. - Don't worry, little one.
Your bark will come when you need it most.
[laughs, yips]
[barking]
- [speaking Spanish] - Last one in the house is a chew toy!
[Manuel] Come on. Little more.
- You got it now. Now pull. - I got it, I got it.
- The sweet smell of success. - I'm smelling something else.
There's the bag. There's the bag that's got my diamonds.
- Hey, watch your nose! - I don't feel right about this.
Look, my neck flap is swelling up. Ah!
Stop with the guilt. Iguanas are supposed to be cold-blooded.
You know I was born in captivity. I grew up under a heat lamp.
Snap out of it. We got a job to do.
You're the pack rat who stole the collar!
See? You're so busted, Manuel.
Hey, dude, you got me mixed up with another rat. You know we all look alike.
- No, no. It's him. He did it. - What?
And now the love of my life is out there in trouble.
- Not because of us. - No?
- We were just trying to... save her. - Yeah.
- From the demon dog that's hunting her. - Tell me about this demon dog.
[growling]
[beeping]
Chloe, you can always stay here with us.
This place is amazing, Monte.
But there's someone at home who's probably worried and missing me,
- and I miss him. - Your corazón?
Mi corazón. What does that mean?
My heart.
I never even gave him a chance.
We Chihuahuas come in many shapes and colors,
but when you look not with your eyes, but with your soul,
there we're all the same.
Listen, uh, back there with the lions...
...uh... thanks.
But of course. We are Chihuahuas.
[Chloe] Civilization at last. We made it, Delgado.
- Delgado! - Just keep paddling!
[Chloe screaming]
- That was fun! - Yeah, you're a real aquatic goddess.
- Delgado, look! - What?
Is that you? Nice toga.
I can't believe Rachel's looking for me.
OK. Let's get some help.
[barking]
[speaking Spanish]
- Chloe. - Sí.
[speaking Spanish]
We always kept a dog when my husband was alive.
He'd make a great companion. You guys are perfect for each other.
Somebody's got a lady friend.
Oh! I have a home.
We're on our way. Hey, Rachel, that was Ramirez. They found Chloe.
[♪ The Pinker Tones: The Whistling Song]
Whoa! Awkward.
We should go. Ramirez is gonna meet us there.
Everything's gonna be fine.
♪ Oh, Lord Whistling in the morning ♪
♪ Oh, Lord Whistling in the sunshine ♪
♪ Oh, Lord Whistling in the evening ♪
♪ Oh, Lord Whistling in the moonlight ♪
[Rachel] I think this is the place.
♪ I whistle for my love ♪
[Rachel] Papí!
[speaking Spanish] Hello?
OK, how about here? You American dogs are so picky.
OK, go. What?
Ah! Excuse me, señorita. Please, please, go.
I've seen that *** before.
Oye, that van. My Chloe's been there.
Right on, Mighty Dog. Power to the Papí.
- Now, go get her! - Go get your princesa.
- Mi corazón! - So romantic.
Man, I thought we'd never get rid of him.
- Come on. - Now, I'll finally get my diamonds.
Please, for the love of a banana, please hurry. Oh!
[speaking Spanish]
Oh, no. No!
- Chloe! - [speaking Spanish]
- Turn me loose! - [Rachel] What did he say?
- Don't worry, we're gonna find her. - What?
- [yelling] - I'm gonna go look for her.
Kid!
[sniffing] Kid! Where are you? Chloe!
[whimpering] Where are you taking me?
Good job, Diablo. Good job.
You've been a lot of trouble, huh? I hope you're worth it.
I need to call the owners, so get the dog in the van.
[man] Yes, sir.
- Surprise! - [yelling]
Don't mess with a Chihuahua!
[screaming] Oh!
Papí! What are you doing here!
Rescuing you. Run!
- Come on, Chloe. - I'm coming.
Go! Diablo, go!
- Get that Chihuahua! - Which one?
- The mean one! - Papí!
- We're trapped! - I will protect you, mi corazón.
- [whimpering] - [barking]
Hold on, Chloe!
Come on, little brat.
Ah!
[straining] Ow! [groans]
My back. I need an aspirin.
- Doesn't that hurt? - You see a tooth around?
You two! What are you doing here?
It's not what you think, man. Look, we're not trying to steal this collar.
- Right. - Oh, maybe we are.
Look, what my partner's trying to say is, if you hurry,
- you can pick up her scent using this. - Yeah.
- I can't. - [both] What?
I make this noble gesture, and you're not even going to try?
What's the point of having that big thing on the end of your face?
- [sniffing] I can't! - She needs you, man.
- What part of "can't" don't you understand? - She needs you, man!
You can do it! Smell.
- That's it. - You can do it, Delgado. Come on.
Smell.
I'm getting something. Pack rat.
[sniffing] Old nachos.
[sniffing] Chanel No. Five.
He's got it!
I have a Chihuahua to save.
- He's got my collar! - Yeah, baby, he's got it.
You did a good thing, Manuel. You know you did a good thing.
- You're blushing. - [laughing]
[men speaking Spanish]
[Rachel] That's Chloe's collar.
He wants to lead us to the Chihuahua. Let's go.
[Ramirez] Be careful. The whole structure is crumbling.
[panting]
Rafferty, there's no sign of the dog here.
[Papí] Hey, tough guy, you're lucky I'm locked in here.
[man] Rafferty, come in.
[Papí] You look confused. Hey, man, where you going? To find the rest of your tail?
[man] Rafferty, come in.
[sniffing] I know you're here, chica. I can smell you.
[man] Rafferty, come in.
- [radio] Rafferty. - Sorry, you're breaking up, boss.
[high-pitched yipping]
I'm going to get you now, you little rat. [laughing]
Hello. One down.
Rafferty, what's going on? Talk to me. What's going on?
- Chloe, you're OK. - Shh!
[man] Come in. I cannot hear you. Come on.
Who you been hanging around with?
Diablo, let's get out...
- Get them. Get them! - Run!
- Follow me! - We can do it!
Whoa, you heard the man. Come on, get me.
Too slow, got to go.
Come here! Ah!
You better watch out, dog. I'm going to beat you like a piñata!
They don't call me Papí Loco for nothing!
Come on, little rat. Come on!
- Papí! - Say goodbye to your corazón.
No más.
[yapping]
- No más. [squeals] - It's over.
- Chloe! - No más.
- [roars] - Ah!
Wow! That's my bark.
[loud bark]
- [barking] - [rumbling]
- I barked! - [speaking Spanish]
I barked!
[barking]
Two down.
He's all yours, officer.
Señor Vasquez.
- Did you see that? - Wow.
- I barked! - [speaking Spanish]
Nice set of pipes.
- Run! - It's time to finish
- what I started. - You don't scare me anymore!
Then why are you shaking?
- Because I am a Chihuahua! - Diablo!
Big mistake.
Leave him alone!
- Chloe, what are you doing? - You owe me a cashmere sweater.
- Hang on, Chloe! - Kid, hang on.
- How dare you! - Chloe, watch out!
Ah!
It's over, Diablo! It is over!
You took everything from me.
Now, we're even.
[Papí] Chloe? [speaks Spanish]
[growling]
Kid?
She's... gone.
Wake up, mi corazón.
It's me. Your Papí.
Speak to me.
Fill my ears with your beautiful voice.
Without you, the sun will have no warmth,
the flowers, no beauty.
Chloe, my tail will have no wag.
Come back to Beverly Hills with me,
and I will tend your garden forever.
Your love is the rain that falls upon my earth.
Don't stop now. It's just getting good.
Ay, Chihuahua!
Papí, that was beautiful.
Chloe, you're back. You're back.
- [Rachel] Chloe? - She's back!
Chloe! You're OK.
Chloe! Where have you been?
Rachel, you missed all the fun.
Oh, you are one tough Chihuahua.
Tiny but mighty.
[Rachel] Hi, Chloe.
Hi. Hi.
[grunts]
So you're the... guard dog.
No, man. I'm a landscaper.
- [laughs] Oops. - Right.
- Well, adiós, kid. - Oh, uh... Delgado.
You know, Vivian could still use a guard dog.
Thanks for the offer, but someone has to go after El Diablo.
Besides, princesa, I think you can take care of things yourself now.
I'll miss you.
Yeah, I'll miss you, too, kid. But this isn't goodbye.
I'm sure we'll be seeing each other again.
Don't turn around. Don't turn around.
Maybe you could use a little extra help on the force.
Where do you think you are going, officer?
Ready to get back on the job?
[barking]
Officer!
Yeah. Good boy. Good boy.
Chloe! Papí! Let's go home.
We gotta get home before Aunt Viv does.
- [barking] - Hey, hey, come here.
Goodbye, my friends.
Gracias, Detective.
[speaking Spanish]
Adiós, kid.
Muchas gracias, Delgado.
Thank you, Chloe. I've never had a friend like you.
[Rachel] Great! She's not home yet.
She'll be here any minute.
- Can you get the bags? - Yeah, I'll get the bags.
- I'll put her in the tub. - Go, go.
Hurry up!
Come on, Papí. We're gonna make it.
- Uh-oh. - Think fast, amigo.
Hey! Hi! How are you? Welcome.
- Welcome. Hi. - What a surprise. Hello.
I took photographs of the most wonderful gardens.
You're not gonna believe. But first, I want to go see my Chloe.
- Hi, Papí. - Wait, Vivian. I need you to see something.
- That's the best you can do? - I did something that you're gonna love.
- Should I bite her leg? - You look exhausted. You've been working too hard.
Chloe?
Chloe!
- Sam, put my bags over there, please. - Yes.
Chloe! Rachel!
- Hi, Aunt Viv. - Hi.
[both] Hi.
Your hair is all wet.
- I was in a bath. - Oh!
- Where's my Chloe? - There she is.
- Hi, sweetheart. - [barking]
Hi. Come here. Hi, sweetheart.
My baby girl. My sweet angel.
I missed you so much. I did.
Yes, I did.
What's that smell? What's that...?
It's sort of... urban and...
...kind of earthy... and it's fabulous.
That's Méjico No. Five.
[Chloe] I can't believe I'm running over a pond in my best dress.
[Papí] So does this mean you're no longer a prissy Beverly Hills Chihuahua?
Beverly Hills, sí. Prissy, no más.
How do you say "What are you doing on Friday night" in Spanish?
[speaking Spanish]
Me? Nothing. And you?
- Nada. - Bueno, let's...
After the way I treated you, I can't believe you came after me.
How could I not?
Papí? [speaking Spanish]
I think I'm... gonna cry.
Oh! Chloe!
[laughs] Papí likes.
- [Latin music plays] - ♪ Chihuahua ♪
- ♪ Chihuahua! ♪ - [Papí] In case you were wondering,
Delgado received the medal of honor for capturing his arch-nemesis,
El Diablo. Shortly after entering the pound,
El Diablo was adopted by a rich lady
with a passion for fashion.
Rafa became the official spokesdog
for MintyMutt, for that doggy-fresh breath
all day long.
Biminy, Sebastian and Delta landed a dream spot on TV's hottest new reality show,
So You Think You Can Prance.
Hey!
Chico and Manuel stowed away to Beverly Hills,
where they quickly learned a new English word:
"Bling."
This was Chloe and me on our first date.
And who knows? Maybe there are a few taquitos in our future.
Let's just say mi corazón puts the "wow" in...
♪ Chihuahua! We're king of all dogs and we ain't playing ♪
♪ Don't you bark in our direction, that's all I'm saying ♪
♪ We're tiny, but mighty We're number one ♪
♪ We're the real hot dogs Yo, hold the bun ♪
♪ What can make you move? Chihuahua ♪
♪ Can you feel the groove? Chihuahua ♪
♪ What can make you dance? Chihuahua ♪
♪ Oh, Chihuahua Chihuahua ♪
♪ What can make you slide? Chihuahua ♪
♪ Can you feel the vibe? Chihuahua ♪
♪ What can make you dance? Chihuahua ♪
♪ Oh, Chihuahua ♪
♪ Chihuahua! ♪
[acoustic ballad plays]
[man singing in Spanish]