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One of life's mysteries. Tom, how do I get a girl to like me?
Well, you know, I'm quite well educated in this.
I'm not at all. I'm really not.
I'm going to show you how to attract the woman of your dreams.
Step 1. Got to do your hair nice. Got to do it nice. Just like that. Girls like that,
that look. Always pop the collar because you know girls like attitude, I think that's fair
to say.
I am actually missing the top button from this shirt because it just came out in the
washing machine.
Girls love high trousers. You want to look smart. You want to look smart in front of
a girl. Not essential, but I like to wear my trousers as high as possible.
Just in my experience, it sets you apart. Something abit like that. Usually the higher
the trouser the better the chance of getting the girl
You may be wondering why would you want to wear your trousers that high, Tom?
Well, actually, it's unique, right? What other guy is going to have his trousers so high
that it feels like his testicles are going to explode?
Next up is shades. Of course, of course we want shades. Shades are cool. I'm cool, so
I'm going to get some shades.
You might want to go for the Jersey Shore look and lower them abit, like some kind of
predator just like that.
Girls love boys that can play guitars. Now what you want to do is hold this quite high
because it looks cooler. You don't want to go all Blink 182 on it and have it low down.
You want it high, you want it like that.
And a hat, finally. I usually wear my hat like that usually, shielding my delicate blue
eyes from the suns rays, but I want to get the girl of my dreams, so I'm going to wear
it backwards.
I think we have it there guys. That's how I score members of the female species so do
tell me how you get along finding the girl of your dreams.
I'm ashamed of myself. What am I doing?