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My little sister's name is Kirino Kousaka, and she attends our neighborhood middle school.
Hair dyed light brown, both ears pierced, and her long nails manicured.
She can draw attention of those around her even without makeup, but with it she's absolutely stunning.
She has a rare mature look for a middle schooler... Her face is slightly rounded, though.
Anyway, my little sister is an outstanding girl.
Furthermore, she's a model for a teen magazine, an ace in the track and field club, and ranked fifth in her class...
In school, there's always that group of glamorous students whom it's hard to start a conversation with, right?
The center of that group is Kirino.
Just think about if you have such a sister.
...How was it? Do you understand my embarrassment slightly better?
With that, my name is Kyousuke Kousaka. I am eighteen years old, attending my neighborhood high school.
Although it's a little embarrassing, I'm a very ordinary high school student.
Only wishing to live a normal life.
Neither being involved in daily situations that are far from normal, or meeting unique people is needed in my life.
You might feel that such a life isn't complete, but being ordinary is my motto.
My dream is to watch the never-changing, stagnating scenery.
Ordinary banzai! My ordinary life... it ought to be like that...
If only I didn't get involved with my sister and her [Happy Friends]...
I want a life-counseling session.
Everything started from this very sentence.
The perfect beautiful middle schooler in my eyes is actually...
...In other words, you, erm... though it's hard to believe...
You like "little sisters"?
And that's why you have so many of those games?
Yup!
Having a large quantity of little sister-related games... an otaku.
For future reference, I must say this...
It's better to reject if anyone were to ask you for a life-counseling session.
Especially if that person is your little sister.
If that little sister has anime DVDs and games that contain children not much younger than her, it's best to leave home and go traveling.
If not...
Imouto Maker EX~ Volume 4!
Welcome home, brother! Have some love... together with your little sister~
What are you trying to make me play--!?!
Being forced to play games I don't want to every night...
...What do you think I should do?
It would be better for you to make some friends, or be with friends that have similar interests.
Worrying over her making friends with similar interests...
I am Saori Bajeena!
...My web name is Kuroneko.
Also being forced to participate in their meet ups;
...Oh, in other words, you were in your sister's room, using your sister's computer, playing some game that does *** things to sisters?
They're very interesting! Do you have any objections!?
You're such a... stupid son!
I crossed words with my devil-like father.
Don't come over here, you pervert!
...Disgusting. Please die.
Being labeled as a 'pervert'...
Days like these have passed by one by one. And I feel like my stomach has been split open.
But...
Radio Kaikan! AniMate! Huhu.. So this is Akihabara!!
It's really cute, isn't it? Erm, for example...
Since a lot of Galgames are directed towards male players, there are salutations like "Onii-chan," "Onii," "Aniki", "Nii-kun"...
The girls will call me with whatever special salutation that fits their character, and it shows their love for me. It's simply... too cute!
It’s Stardust Witch Meruru! The Natsu COMI limited edition dakimakura set! Isn't it awesome?
Eh? It's a dakimakura, of course you're supposed to hug it to sleep.
Well, sometimes you rub your face against it, and maybe smell it...
Looking at my foolish sister living her otaku life happily, I feel that it isn't all too bad.
It must be because I'm her elder brother.
Hey!
Hey! Both of you!
Excuse me!
Why aren't they coming to save me?
Thank you!
All right! I'm coming to help!
Uwah!
Hey, it really hurts!
You're noisy.
This girl that kicks her brother in the back of the head right after entering the room is...
Kirino Kousaka, my little sister.
What's the meaning of this?
What on earth are you referring to?
I'm saying... Why have they gathered in your room to play God Eater!?
Sorry to bother you, Kiririn-***! What's wrong, suddenly appearing like that?
This person is Saori Bageena (Webname).
Having a height greater than 180cm, she's an typical otaku based on her fashion sense and speech.
She likes helping people, and she is the leader of the 'Anime Girls Unite' anime community Kirino is in.
And now, she's an important friend of mine.
On a side note, Kiririn is Kirino's webname.
Hmph... is there a problem?
Wasn't it you that invited us to play God Eater Burst?
This person is Kuroneko (Webname).
An expressionless and cold-hearted girl, she gives people headaches and has a venomous tongue.
Although she's in fact a kind-hearted person...
On a side note, she was recently admitted into my school, becoming my junior in the process.
She also belongs to the same club as me, but that's a secret between us...
She's a worrisome junior to me, a girl that needs to be cared about... I guess.
I'm not referring to that! I'm asking why are you all gathered in this guy's room!
Is it bad to be in my room? Wasn’t it like that all along?
Ah, that...
Heh. It's because we have been gathering in his room a lot recently, so I mistakenly entered here.
Why did you hit me!?
Hmph, whatever.
What's going on? Let me hear it.
What? You brought your sister's friends into your own room when I wasn't around?
Don't say things that can be misunderstood!
...I've been completely misunderstood.
I'll explain things here.
Kirino hasn't been home for the three months between winter and spring for some reason.
She returned home just recently, and that's why she doesn’t know what happened during that time.
It's just that when Kirino wasn't at home, Saori and Kuroneko became my friends, coming over to play.
Whatever Kirino was thinking, there wasn't anything of that sort.
Although her attitude seems vicious, Kirino really likes her friends.
That's why she couldn't take it when I took her friends from her.
...Even though you asked what's going on... right?
Heh... Hey Kyou-chan? How are we going to explain our relationship to Kirino-chan?
Don't say that as if there's some really odd relationship between us!
To say Kyou-chan... Disgusting.
Oh my, Kirino-chan is angry now... What should we do, Kyou-chan?
P-Please stop right there now.
What's wrong...? Your face is red.
From Kyousuke-***'s position, he should be able to see Kuroneko-***'s ***, right?
Hold it, Saori! Don't say unnecessary stuff like that!
Y-Y-You...You!
I didn't see anything! This is a misunderstanding!
Oh crap! I've just been misunderstood by Kirino, and now...
Bwah!
Y-You're the worst! The worst, the worst, the worst! Go die already!
...I've made her angry.
If I don't do anything to appease her anger...
[End of Part 1]