Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Hey, you want to get a pizza and ***? What’s the matter? Don’t you like pizza?
No, really, girl. Seriously. No, I do not want pizza.
You think you can just walk up to me and think, ooh, this girl wants some pizza, bad.
Not everybody likes pizza, you smug piece of ***!
You think I came in here just hoping to get some pizza?
I didn’t think you wanted pizza. You think just because I am here by myself
that I am just desperate for it. You think, ooh, this girl is just begging
for some pizza. I don’t think you’re begging for pizza.
And you are the one who’s going to give it to me.
I don’t want to give you pizza. You’re going to go back to all your little
buddies and say yeah, I met this girl. We had all kinds of pizza.
I don’t do that. You’re going to say oh yeah, I’ll be your
pizza pal with benefits. The benefits being more pizza!
I get it. You don’t want pizza. Great, fine, I will go.
Hey. So, um… Are we going to *** or what? Actually, now I’m in the mood for some pizza.