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>> JUST A FEW YEARS AGO, I WAS
TOURING THE WORLD WITH MY
BROTHERS.
[crowd roars]
>> I WAS IN BEAUTY SCHOOL IN NEW
JERSEY.
>> WHEN I MET DANI, I KNEW SHE
WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
>> KEVIN JONAS IS OFFICIALLY OFF
THE MARKET.
>> AND SO TWO FAMILIES ARE
BROUGHT TOGETHER.
>> THE JONASES--A FAMILY OF
MUSICIANS WHO TRAVEL THE WORLD.
>> [imitates farting]
>> [laughs]
>> AND THE DELEASAS--AN ITALIAN
FAMILY THAT NEVER MISSES ITS
SUNDAY SUPPER.
HER DAD, BUCKY.
>> IF I DON'T GET SOMETHING TO
EAT IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES, I'M
GONNA START EATING MY ARM RIGHT
IN FRONT OF YOU.
>> HER MOM, HER BROTHER, AND HER
SISTERS.
>> AND I'M STANDING HERE, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, STREET WALKING AND
WAITING FOR EVERYONE.
>> WHEN YOU MARRY SOMEONE, YOU
MARRY THEIR FAMILY.
>> IT'S PERFECT.
>> ALMOST.
[toilet flushes]
GET INSIDE, MACI.
>> DID YOU, LIKE, BLOW THAT UP?
>> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
>> [laughs]
I GUESS I SHOULD WAIT.
>> YES, YOU SHOULD WAIT.
DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE OF
THESE?
[toy squeaks]
>> I DO.
>> I WANT A BABY FIRST.
>> [laughs]
KEVIN IS STARTING TO TALK ABOUT
A FAMILY NOW.
ALL RIGHT, I'M OUT.
>> NO.
>> I GOTTA TAKE A SHOWER.
>> NO.
>> I WANT A FAMILY VERY BAD.
I GREW UP THINKING ABOUT IT
AND WANTING IT VERY BADLY.
>> I'M HAPPY I GOT A DAY OFF.
>> YEAH.
>> IT'S NICE.
>> SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
>> WELL...
>> SHOPPING.
>> THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT I
HAD IN MIND.
>> DANI.
>> IS THAT YOUR DAD?
>> IS IT?
>> DANI.
>> MY FAMILY, THE DELEASAS--
THEY DON'T KNOCK.
>> HEY, DANI.
>> OH, GOSH.
THEY DON'T CALL, BUT YOU KNOW,
I'M USED TO IT.
KEVIN MAY NOT BE, BUT I AM.
>> YOU UP THERE?
>> [laughs] OH, MY GOD.
>> GIMME--COME HERE, GIVE ME
A GOOD KISS.
DANI AND KEVIN LIVE IN VERY
CLOSE PROXIMITY TO ME.
AND JUST TO GIVE YOU NEWS,
I CAN POP IN ANY TIME,
AND IF I DON'T HAVE A CAR, I
ACTUALLY WALK THERE.
AND I LOVE IT.
>> YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?
>> WELL, I WON'T--I WOULDN'T
TURN IT DOWN 100%.
>> YOU KNOW, WHAT'S NOT WORKING
IS THAT DRIVEWAY ALARM THAT
ALLOWS ME TO KNOW WHEN PEOPLE
ARE COMING THROUGH.
>> [chuckles]
>> YOU'RE SO MEAN.
>> NO, I'M NOT MEAN.
>> YOU ARE.
[slap]
>> OW!
I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
BECAUSE HER DAD WILL JUST SHOW
UP IN OUR BACKYARD, WHICH IS
REALLY CRAZY TO ME.
I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETIMES, HE'S LIKE, "OH,
YEAH, I WAS HERE EARLIER."
I WAS LIKE, "WHEN?"
>> JUST--HAVE A LITTLE TASTE
THIS MORNING.
>> WHAT IS THIS?
OH, MY GOD.
>> HOW IN THE WORLD ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS STUFF?
>> [laughs]
>> [laughs] JUST GRAB IT AND GO
FOR IT.
>> HIS PARENTS ARE COMING HERE
FOR DINNER.
>> OH, TONIGHT?
>> IN A COUPLE DAYS.
>> IN A COUPLE DAYS.
>> OH, A COUPLE DAYS?
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA MAKE?
>> SO MY FATHER-IN-LAW--HE LIKES
TO EAT.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> A LOT.
>> HOW MANY PEOPLE?
>> A LOT.
>> YOU SEE NOW, YOU SHOULD GET
A PENCIL AND PAPER OUT.
THE FAMILY'S COMING ALL THE WAY.
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE CHICKEN AND
RICE?
SO YOU WRITE DOWN THAT YOU'RE
GONNA MAKE A NICE LITTLE SALAD.
I WOULD BE VERY DETAILED EVEN
ON A SALAD.
[clicks tongue]
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE AN ARUGULA
SALAD WITH A LITTLE BIT OF
BACON?
I WOULD DO TWO SALADS TO BE
HONEST WITH YOU.
I WOULD DO A FINOOK.
YOU WANT TO STUFF SOME
MUSHROOMS?
AND I WOULD PROBABLY DO A LITTLE
BIT OF SHRIMP SCAMPI, BUT I'D
DO IT LIGHT 'CAUSE WE WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT APPETIZERS RIGHT
NOW.
YOU WANT TO MAKE A LITTLE
MOZZARELLA, SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT MY FAMILY LOVES
IS MEAT LOAF.
>> FOR THE MAIN COURSE,
ARRABBIATA.
THAT'S CALLED MAD CHICKEN.
A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN WITH A
LITTLE BIT OF SALAD.
YOU TAKE THE LEGS, YOU CUT THE
KNUCKLES OFF, AND YOU FRENCH
'EM.
SHRED SOME FONTINA CHEESE ON
THE TOP.
THAT MEANS YOU GRAB THE BONE,
AND YOU PULL 'EM, SO THEY GET
NICE AND PLUMP.
TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF PROSCIUTTO,
THIN-SLICED.
OOH.
DID YOU EVER SEE THE LITTLE
MELON BALLS?
YOU MAKE A LITTLE MELON BALL,
BREAK IT UP, AND CRUMBLE IT ON
AT THE END.
OH, MY GOSH.
OOH.
NOW THAT'S A DINNER.
>> MARK IT--MARK IT ON
THE PAPER.
[laughter]
THANKS.
SEE YOU LATER.
>> I'LL SEE YOU, ALL RIGHT,
CHIPPY?
>> THAT'S YOUR NEW NAME.
LOVE YOU.
>> I'LL SEE YOU. YOU CALL ME.
I CAN--
>> I MARRIED DANIELLE, BUT I
REALLY MARRIED AN ENTIRE FAMILY,
AND I KNEW I WAS GOING TO.
YOU MEET THEIR FAMILY FOR THE
FIRST TIME, YOU GO, "YUP, YOU'RE
MARRYING THE WHOLE FAMILY."
COME ON.
>> KEVIN, STOP.
KEV, REALLY.
[laughs] PUT ME DOWN.
>> SO GOOD.
IT'S JUST, LIKE--
THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME THIS.
TODAY, DANI AND I ARE GETTING
READY TO GO TO A CHARITY EVENT.
>> WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED THIS,
DID YOU EVER GET NERVOUS
TAKING PICTURES OR NO?
>> YEAH, BUT IT ALSO KIND OF WAS
JUST KIND OF, LIKE, CRAZY AND
EXCITING ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
DANI DEFINITELY GETS NERVOUS
GOING TO EVENTS.
SHE KNOWS SHE CAN HANDLE IT.
SHE'S BEEN TO SO MANY.
BUT NO MATTER IF IT'S DINNER
WITH A BUSINESS PARTNER, OR IF
IT'S GOING TO THE GRAMMYS,
SHE'S GONNA GET AS NERVOUS FOR
EACH.
>> I KNOW ONCE WE, LIKE, GET
TO THE CITY, I GET MORE NERVOUS.
>> REALLY?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
>> I'M SO SCARED.
>> NOT A BIG DEAL.
>> SMILES, BIG SMILES.
>> NOT A BIG DEAL.
>> SO I'M STANDING ON THE RED
CARPET, AND I ALWAYS HAVE TO,
LIKE, WONDER, LIKE, IS THERE
HAIR STICKING OUT?
OR IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE
OR MY TEETH?
HELLO.
>> YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
>> THANK YOU.
I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER GET USED
TO IT.
>> WE ARE BACK LIVE FROM THE
SAMSUNG...
>> I DO FEEL A LITTLE GUILTY
BRINGING HER INTO THESE
SITUATIONS SOMETIMES BECAUSE
I KNOW THAT IF SHE COULD, SHE
PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO TO
THESE EVENTS, AND IT'S BECAUSE
THERE'S PRESSURE ON HER.
>> YOU'RE USED TO THE CAMERAS.
>> AH, HERE AND THERE.
>> WHAT HAS IT BEEN LIKE FOR
YOU?
>> WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE, YOU
FALL IN LOVE HARD, AND YOU'LL DO
ANYTHING.
I LOVE HIM, SO...
>> THANKS, BABY.
>> I WOULD DO ANYTHING.
>> IT WORKS OUT.
>> THE JONASES FAMILY IS COMING.
>> THAT THEY'RE COMING?
>> YEAH.
>> OH.
THAT'S NICE.
>> IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE...
>> COOKING?
>> WHAT ARE YOU SO NERVOUS
ABOUT?
>> ALL AT ONCE.
I DON'T KNOW, I'VE NEVER HAD
THEM ALL TOGETHER.
>> YOU SEEM VERY NERVOUS EVEN
JUST TO TALK ABOUT IT.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE NERVOUS.
YOU'LL DO FINE.
>> YOU GUYS CAN HELP ME.
>> YOU WANT US TO HELP YOU?
>> YEAH.
>> ARE WE COMING TO THE DINNER?
>> I DON'T THINK THAT I WANT TO
HAVE BOTH FAMILIES YET.
>> WHY?
>> THAT'S, LIKE, A LOT OF
PEOPLE.
>> WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER BEFORE.
I MEAN, NOT FOR A SIT-DOWN
DINNER, BUT--
>> SHE WANTS US TO COOK, BUT
THEN WE HAVE TO LEAVE.
>> SO YOUR MAID SERVICE WILL
COME IN AND MAKE THE DINNER FOR
YOU.
>> I DON'T WANT YOU TO COOK.
>> OKAY, I GET IT.
NO PROBLEM.
>> DINA IS NOT SHY AT ALL.
SHE WILL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT
SHE THINKS EVEN IF YOU ASK HER
OR NOT.
>> MAYBE I'LL PUT ON, LIKE, THE
LITTLE TUX OUTFIT, AND I CAN
SERVE TOO.
>> YEAH.
>> SHE ISN'T AFRAID TO TRY NEW
THINGS OR GET UP IN FRONT OF
PEOPLE, AND I'M JUST NOT THAT
WAY.
>> WELL, I KNOW IT'S HARD 'CAUSE
MRS. JONAS IS VERY VERBAL WITH
HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT THINGS.
AND VERY HONEST.
>> AND YOU'RE QUIET.
>> YEAH, SO THAT IS DIFFERENT.
IT'S JUST DIFFERENT
PERSONALITIES BECAUSE I AM
QUIET, AND SHE'S VERY LOUD.
>> WELL, THEN DON'T BE SO QUIET.
DON'T--DON'T BE SO QUIET.
YOU ARE UNDERESTIMATING
YOURSELF.
>> OH, GOD, WHAT IS SHE GONNA
THINK OF YOU IF YOU DON'T MAKE
EVERYTHING FROM SCRATCH,
DANIELLE?
ARE YOU GONNA HAVE AN APRON ON
AND BE STIRRING A BIG POT WHEN
THEY COME IN?
YOU KNOW, "WELCOME, Y'ALL."
>> I'LL TAKE A PICTURE FOR YOU.
>> "WELCOME TO MY KITCHEN."
[laughing]
>> NO.
>> KILLER.
>> I LIKE THAT ONE TOO.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, NICK?
>> LET'S HEAR THAT FIRST ONE
AGAIN.
>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
I--STILL FEELING THAT FIRST ONE.
[pop music]
>> IT'S GOT SUCH A--
>> THIS MADE ME THIS WAY.
>> IT FEELS--
>> CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE TOO?
[music volume increases]
CAN I GET ONE TOO?
>> CAPPUCCINO OR A LATTE?
>> WE'VE DECIDED TO DO ANOTHER
ALBUM AND COME BACK TOGETHER AS
THE BROTHERS.
IT'S BEEN 3 1/2 YEARS SINCE WE
RELEASED A PROJECT.
SHE WANTED ME TO DREAM.
I FEEL LIKE THAT'S A GREAT WAY
TO START OFF IS A DREAM LAND.
THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT ALBUM
FOR US.
WE'RE NO LONGER LIKE THOSE
TEENAGE JONAS BROTHERS.
WE'RE NOT.
>> ♪ IT'S THE POETRY ♪
♪ THAT SHE LIVED IN ♪
>> POETRY THAT SHE--YOU KNOW,
LIKE, POETRY--POETRY THAT SHE
BREATHED.
>> I LIKE SHE WANTED TO--
SHE WANTED TO BLANK.
>> WHAT ABOUT POETRY THAT SHE
B--THAT SHE BREATHED?
ME AND NICK CAN GET COMPETITIVE
SOMETIMES.
WHAT IF IT WENT, "ON THE EDGE OF
NOWHERE?"
♪ I'LL MEET YOU IN PARADISE ♪
>> I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE
SPACE.
>> YOU THINK SO?
>> [vocalizing]
>> ALL RIGHT.
THERE ARE TIMES WHEN YOU HAVE TO
BE CAREFUL WITH FAMILY BECAUSE
YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT THEIR
FEELINGS 'CAUSE YOU'RE STUCK
WITH THEM FOREVER.
ON THE EDGE OF NOWHERE?
WHAT ABOUT "ON THE EDGE OF
NOWHERE"?
>> SMILE YOU'RE WEARING.
>> WHAT ABOUT "ON THE EDGE OF
NOWHERE"?
>> WE'LL--WE'LL BE THE KINGS.
I THINK IT SHOULD BE
♪ WE'LL BE THE KINGS OF ♪
>> YUP.
>> YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID, NICK?
[both vocalizing]
NICK?
>> BE CAREFUL WITH THE SALT.
NOT EVERYBODY CAN HAVE SALT.
>> WHO CAN'T HAVE SALT?
DO YOU HAVE A LIST OF FOOD
ALLERGIES?
>> JUST MAKE IT GOOD.
DON'T CARE ABOUT--
>> BUT WHEN YOU'RE MAKING IT
FOR COMPANY, YOU JUST WANT TO
MAKE IT TASTE GOOD.
YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEIR
HEALTH.
>> SO KEVIN'S FAMILY IS COMING
TO TOWN, AND I'M COOKING DINNER.
>> YOU GET TOO NERVOUS,
DANIELLE.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
IF IT DOESN'T WORK, YOU GO OUT
TO EAT.
>> THEY'RE DIFFERENT.
IT'S A VERY DIFFERENT FAMILY
THAN OURS.
>> LIKE A DYNAMIC.
WHERE DO YOU FIT INTO IT?
DO YOU JUST NOT KNOW YET, AND
THAT'S WHY IT'S SO
UNCOMFORTABLE IF YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU FIT IN?
>> YEAH, I THINK I JUST DON'T
KNOW WHERE I FIT IN YET.
IT'S BEEN REALLY CHALLENGING TO
FIND MY PLACE AND--AND MY VOICE.
I AM THE FIRST DAUGHTER-IN-LAW,
AND, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO FIND
A SPOT SOMEHOW.
>> WHAT KIND OF MUSIC ARE YOU
PUTTING ON TO SET THE MOOD?
>> I'LL SING.
>> PANCETTA IN HERE?
>> OH, DON'T--AH, YOU STUPID--
>> OH, WHAT?
WHAT?
>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PRESS THE
BUTTON.
>> THAT'S WHY I HATE THOSE
GADGETS.
>> NOT EVERYONE HAS A SPACESHIP
FOR A KITCHEN, OKAY?
>> [laughs]
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> JUST HELPING HER OUT.
TRUST ME.
JUST TRUST ME.
>> HEY, GUYS.
>> HI.
>> HELLO.
>> HOW'S IT GOING?
IT SMELLS AMAZING.
>> OH, YOU HELPED ME FINALLY?
OH, WOW.
>> OH, WHAT A GOOD JOB.
>> I KNOW.
>> THIS IS ALL YOU BOUGHT?
>> YEAH, IS THAT BAD?
>> YES.
>> BUT YOU SAID CANNOLIS AND A
CAKE.
I GOT A CRUMB CAKE, AND I GOT
CANNOLI, AND THEN I GOT STRUDEL.
>> THAT'S NOT A CAKE!
A CRUMB CAKE IS NOT A CAKE.
>> OKAY, I'M SORRY.
HOW IS IT THAT YOU TELL ME--
>> A CAKE!
A CAKE, LIKE, A NICE, THICK...
>> ALL THEY HAD THERE WAS, LIKE,
STUPID--
>> JUICY CAKE.
KEVIN KNOWS HOW TO PLAY GUITAR
VERY WELL, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO
GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE,
NOT SO MUCH.
>> YOU NEED ME TO GO BACK?
>> OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT?
>> I DON'T WANT TO GO AGAIN.
>> DO YOU WANT A BANANA IN YOUR
BED?
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE
THEM.
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
ARE WE TALKING--BABY, SHOULD WE
TALK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW?
YOUR MOM'S HERE.
>> EW.
>> NO, HE DOESN'T LIKE BANANAS.
[laughter]
I WANT IT TO STOP.
YOU'RE AN IDIOT, KEVIN.
>> I WAS JUST--
>> GET AWAY FROM ME, MAN.
NO, I'M MAD AT YOU.
>> WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME NOW?
>> THAT WAS NOT NICE.
>> I WAS KIDDING.
>> GET OUT.
>> BABY, STOP.
>> THERE WAS NO NEED FOR THAT.
>> DANI, IT WAS A JOKE.
>> NO ONE'S LAUGHING.
>> I DON'T KNOW, KEVIN MADE SOME
JOKE ABOUT, LIKE, A BANANA IN
THE BED.
>> ARE YOU REALLY THAT MAD AT ME
RIGHT NOW?
>> YES.
>> WHAT DID I DO?
>> APPARENTLY, DANIELLE PUT SOME
MEANING TOWARDS IT THAT MADE HER
UNCOMFORTABLE.
I-I STILL DON'T GET IT.
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS
GOING ON.
>> IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST
CALL ME, OKAY?
>> I WILL BE CALLING YOU.
>> DON'T CALL ME.
GOOD LUCK.
[door closes]
>> LOOK, I MARRIED YOU BECAUSE
YOU WANT TO IMPRESS AND YOU WANT
TO BE AMAZING IN THE KITCHEN.
AND OTHER PLACES.
SO, LIKE, I'M HAP--
[slap]
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>> NO, WITH ME AND MY JOB AND
WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
>> YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR.
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
>> [laughs]
>> I SWEAR, THAT'S NOT WHAT I
MEANT.
>> YOU SAID THAT IN FRONT OF MY
MOM TOO.
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU?
>> YOU SAID THAT.
>> I DIDN'T MEAN IT IN THAT WAY.
I MEANT BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE
BANANAS, SO I SAID--
>> OH.
>> YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT
OF MY FAMILY.
WE DON'T TALK LIKE YOU BOYS
BECAUSE IT'S DISRESPECTFUL.
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
YOU HEARD ME SAY IT.
>> GRAVEL.
>> IT'S CALLED--IT'S GROVEL.
>> GROVEL.
[laughs]
>> OH, THAT'S OKAY, BABY.
IT'S OKAY.
[knock on door]
[dogs bark]
>> OH, MY GOD, THE JONASES ARE
HERE.
I HAVE BUTTERFLIES IN MY
STOMACH.
[dogs bark]
I'M THINKING MAYBE I SHOULD RUN.
>> HELLO.
>> OH, HEY.
>> HI, DOGGIES.
HI, HONEY.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> MWAH.
>> ME AND MY BROTHERS ARE IN THE
STUDIO RECORDING, SO IT'S THE
PERFECT TIME FOR MY MOM AND DAD
TO COME INTO TOWN FOR DINNER.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD.
>> HEY, BUDDY.
I'M VERY CLOSE WITH MY FAMILY.
MY MOM AND DAD--I LOVE THEM A
LOT.
WE WISH THEY'D MOVE HERE.
>> SPRINGTIME IN JERSEY--
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL HERE.
>> IT'S HOT TODAY, ISN'T IT?
>> YEAH, IT'S PRETTY HOT.
>> YEAH.
>> IS IT HOT?
>> GLAD I STAYED IN SHORTS.
>> THE RELATIONSHIP WITH DANI
AND MY MOM IS A GREAT ONE.
THERE'S SOME PRESSURE ON
DANIELLE, DEFINITELY, BECAUSE
SHE IS THE FIRST "JONAS WOMAN"
OTHER THAN HER.
>> DID YOU MAKE PASTA?
>> LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT IS IT?
>> CHICKEN, SAUSAGE.
EVERYTHING IS IN HERE.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
IT'S YOUR FAVORITE.
>> REALLY?
AH, THAT'S SO--I'M SO HAPPY.
>> WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP YOU?
>> I THINK I'M OKAY.
KEVIN'S MOM IS SO PUT TOGETHER
THAT SOMETIMES I GET NERVOUS
AROUND HER BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO SAY THE WRONG THING.
WHERE DO YOU PUT IT?
YOU PUT IT UNDERNEATH THE FORK,
RIGHT?
>> YEAH, I TEND TO PUT THE FOLD,
YEAH, IN.
YOU KNOW IT BOILS FASTER WITH
THE TOP ON.
WELL, IT'S ALL COOKED, SO IT
JUST HAS TO BE WARMED?
>> YEAH, I MEAN, A LITTLE BIT
MORE.
>> WELL, WE WANT IT TO BE
COOKED, SO WE NEED TO GET IT IN
THE OVEN, SO IT DOESN'T SIT OUT
HERE AND GET SALMONELLA.
BETTER OVERCOOKED THAN SICK.
>> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
>> [laughs]
I'M REALLY IMPRESSED THAT YOU
MADE THAT.
SUPER IMPRESSED.
YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU
BROKE A SWEAT.
[laughs]
>> I'M AFRAID THAT I'M GONNA SAY
SOMETHING STUPID, OR I DON'T
KNOW, LIKE, NECESSARILY WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT SOMETIMES BECAUSE
I'M TRYING TO SOUND LIKE I DO.
THE MACARONI HAS PANCETTA IN IT.
>> DON'T TELL JOE.
>> WHY?
>> PANCETTA?
>> YEAH.
>> WELL, I THINK HE EATS PORK
SOMETIMES, BUT--
>> IT IS PORK, ISN'T IT?
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE, A
DIFFERENT KIND OF, LIKE, BACON.
>> WHICH IS PORK.
>> IT IS--
>> BACON.
>> THAT WAS LIKE A JESSICA
SIMPSON THING.
[laughs]
>> TODAY, IT'S A JONAS THING.
[laughter]
I THINK THAT EVERYBODY'S
STARVING, SO LET'S PLEASE EAT.
>> WELL, FATHER, I THANK YOU SO
MUCH THAT WE CAN BE IN THIS
HOME.
BLESS THE FOOD TO NOURISH OUR
BODY AND STRENGTHEN US.
THANK YOU THAT WE CAN BE
TOGETHER.
IN JESUS' NAME, AMEN.
>> all: AMEN.
>> GO FOR IT, GUYS.
JUST DIG IN.
>> CHICKEN LOOKS NICE.
>> SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT--
>> OUR FAMILIES ARE REALLY
DIFFERENT.
WHEN MY FAMILY GETS TOGETHER, I
GUESS IT'S JUST REALLY LOUD
AND FEELS CHAOTIC.
>> RED SAUCE.
>> WELL, THERE IS SOMETHING
IMPORTANT WE DO NEED TO TALK
ABOUT.
SEVERAL THINGS.
>> SO IS THIS THE TIME YOU TELL
US THAT YOU GUYS ARE HAVING--
ARE ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY?
>> WE DON'T KNOW FULLY WHERE
WE'RE AT YET.
>> AS FAR AS KIDS GO.
>> YEAH, AS FAR AS KIDS GO.
EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE A
RESPONSIBILITY TO GET ON THE
ROAD AND TO DO DIFFERENT THINGS.
>> WELL, THAT'S PART OF THE
BIGGER CONVERSATION IS WHAT THAT
TIMELINE LOOKS LIKE BECAUSE IT
AFFECTS, YOU KNOW, THE TWO OF
US AND THE DECISIONS WE MAKE
WITHIN THAT.
>> YOU NEED TO GET BACK OUT
THERE AND TOUR, OBVIOUSLY.
>> YOU--YOUR FIRST CALL IS TO
PROTECT YOUR WIFE, BUT THERE'S
ALSO THE REALITY THAT--
IT'S YOUR CAREER.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT A BABY WITH HIS
WHOLE FAMILY AND WHEN TO HAVE
IT.
>> AND--AND TOWARDS THE END OF
THE PREGNANCY, YOU WILL NEED TO
BE WITH DANIELLE FOR THREE OR
FOUR MONTHS OF THAT.
>> I'D HOPE SO.
>> I KIND OF THOUGHT THAT THIS
WAS GONNA BE, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
NOT KIND OF SCHEDULING IT OUT
WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON
WITH THE BAND.
>> AND THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO HER IS THAT
GOD'S ONE GIFT TO US IS WE KNOW
THE TIMELINE.
>> YEAH, IT'S PRETTY FAR IN
ADVANCE.
WE CAN--WE CAN PLAN THINGS OUT.
>> IF YOU WERE PREGNANT--
>> YEAH, WE'D GET CREATIVE.
>> I TOOK NICK ON HIS FIRST TOUR
WHEN HE WAS SIX WEEKS OLD.
>> SIX WEEKS?
>> YOU OBVIOUSLY MARRIED ONE
ANOTHER TO HAVE A FAMILY.
YOU DIDN'T JUST GET MARRIED
BECAUSE YOU LIKE EACH OTHER,
WANT TO HANG OUT, AND BE
TOGETHER, AND BUILD A CUTE,
YOU KNOW, LITTLE MANSION.
>> KEVIN THINKS MY FAMILY HAS NO
BOUNDARIES, BUT NEITHER DO THE
JONASES.
>> DANI, THIS IS DELICIOUS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> YOU CAN COOK FOR US ANYTIME,
DANI.
>> YES, MA'AM.
>> YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> YEAH, TIRED.
>> YOU TIRED?
I KNOW, IT TAKES A LOT OUT OF
YOU HAVING EVERYBODY OVER.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT IT WAS
GONNA BE SO SOON THAT YOU'RE
GOING ON TOUR LIKE THIS.
HAPPENED REALLY FAST.
>> WELL, I THINK WHAT HAPPENED
WAS WE STARTED WORKING ON THE
ALBUM MORE, AND IT STARTED TO
CLICK.
AND SO THINGS STARTED TO ROLL
OUT FASTER, BUT IT'S NOT A
PROBLEM.
YOU CAN'T--I DON'T--
>> HOW COULD IT NOT BE A
PROBLEM NOW THAT WE'VE DISCUSSED
HAVING A BABY?
I MEAN, WE'RE PLANNING OUR
STUFF.
NOW IT ALL CHANGES BECAUSE--
>> DANI, YOU CAN'T LOOK AT IT
THIS WAY.
>> WHAT IF I DON'T FEEL GOOD?
OR WHAT IF--
>> OKAY, THEN YOU DON'T GO.
I CAN--
>> BUT WE NEVER HAVE A SAY-SO.
NOT EVEN WE.
I NEVER HAVE A SAY-SO IN
ANYTHING.
>> WELL, WHAT KIND OF SAY-SO DO
YOU WANT?
>> LIKE, JUST WHEN NICK SAID,
LIKE--LIKE, "LET US KNOW AHEAD
OF TIME."
AND THAT'S, LIKE--THAT'S HARD.
>> WHAT--YOU WANT ME TO--
YOU'RE GONNA POP OUT A BABY,
AND ALL A SUDDEN YOU GOT A KID?
LIKE, OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA LET
THEM KNOW.
>> STOP.
KEVIN'S A REALLY PASSIONATE
PERSON, SO WHEN WE TALK ABOUT
THINGS LIKE HAVING A BABY,
IT GOES FROM 0 TO 100.
HE'S JUST THAT WAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
PROBABLY BEING PREGNANT, THAT
PROBABLY BE BETTER TO BE OUT
AND DOING THINGS SO THAT YOU'RE
NOT LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.
WHEN IS THIS BABY GONNA COME?"
>> YEAH, YOU--
>> NO.
DON'T SAY, "YEAH" YET.
>> WHY?
>> BECAUSE I DREAMED ABOUT
HAVING A BABY.
>> OKAY.
>> BUT I DIDN'T DREAM ABOUT
HAVING AN INFANT--A BABY ON THE
ROAD LIKE THAT, AT THAT AGE.
I THINK JUST THE BIGGEST THING
IS IS THAT YOUR DREAM WAS TO BE
ONSTAGE.
AND I LOVE SEEING YOU SMILE
ONSTAGE, AND I DON'T WANT TO
TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU, BUT
THE SAME THING GOES FOR ME.
I STILL--I HAVE DREAMS TOO.
FOR ME, HAVING A BABY MEANS YOU
STAY PUT.
MY DREAM DOESN'T COME OUT THE
WAY THAT I WANT IT BECAUSE I
HAVE TO GO ON TOUR OR--OR I HAVE
TO LEAVE MY FAMILY.
SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO FIGURE
IT OUT BECAUSE THERE'S TWO OTHER
PEOPLE IN THE BAND.
>> IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE
WE'VE DONE AN ALBUM.
IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE
WE'VE DONE A TOU--GONE ON TOUR.
LIKE, IT'S TIME NOW THAT I HAVE
TO DO THIS.
AND YOU KNOW THAT.
>> YEAH.
>> WE HAVE TO LIVE, WE HAVE TO
EAT, WE HAVE TO BREATHE.
LIKE, THIS IS WHAT I DO.
>> MM-HMM.
ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL SEE.
I DON'T WANT TO BE PRESSURED BY
ANYONE TO HAVE A BABY.
IT'S JUST TOO BIG OF A DECISION.
IT'S JUST NOT FEELING LIKE THE
RIGHT TIME FOR US.
>> MARRIAGE IS A WORK IN
PROGRESS.
THERE'S UPS, THERE'S DOWNS,
AND I'M STILL LEARNING.
YOU DID GREAT TODAY.
I LIKE THE WAY YOUR BUTT SHAKES
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY.
THIS SEASON ON
MARRIED TO JONAS...
>> WHOA!
>> OH, MY GOD.
YOUR DAD IS SHIRTLESS IN OUR
BACKYARD.
[laughs]
>> THIS IS NUTS.
SOME THINGS WEREN'T MEANT TO GO
THAT WAY.
>> EXCUSE ME, CAN I GET A
PICTURE?
>> YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.
>> THANKS.
>> YOU'RE A ROCK STAR.
I CAN'T GO OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE.
OH, MY GOD.
>> ♪ OH, OH, OH ♪
♪ THE STREETS OF OUR LIVES ♪
>> I THINK A LITTLE BIT MORE,
LIKE--UH, UH, UH, OH.
>> [moaning]
>> NOT THAT.
>> WE WILL BEHAVE LIKE
GENTLEMEN IN THE STUDIO!
ALWAYS!
[laughter]
>> OH, OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA!
>> DINA'S GONNA HAVE A BIRTHDAY
PARTY HERE.
LET ME DIG A BIG MUDDY HOLE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WOULD
TAKE FOR MY FATHER-IN-LAW TO
RADICALLY CHANGE HIS LIFESTYLE.
>> IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.
IT JUST ISN'T.
>> I'M GOING TO HEAVEN, SO I'M
ALL RIGHT.
>> THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
>> YOU PROMISED THAT YOU WERE
GONNA CHANGE.
YOU PROMISED.
>> WHEN GOD GIVES YOU A CHILD,
IT'S NEVER A MISTAKE.
>> DANIELLE!
IS THIS REALLY GONNA SOLVE
ANYTHING?
>> MY SANITY.
>> [groans]
>> AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU
WEIGH THE RISKS.
>> IT'S GETTING WORSE, AND I
CAN'T DO THIS ON MY OWN.